White Immigrants | Russell Peters

[Applause] there's a vein popping on your forehead relax you seem nervous your your forehead looks like the side of my dick when i'm happy you know just [Music] nobody call him [ __ ] nobody that's rude it's rude to do that where's your family from half italian half german wow you'll never win a war with that combination so what do you grab your balls and jump in a bmw i had a nice day whenever people hear immigrant they always picture non-white people i think you need to start changing that in your head when you hear immigrant picture white people because that's what's happening now we've already you've already got as many brown and black and asians as you're going to get it's the white people that are leaving europe now and coming here that's the funny thing is because they look like regular white people they look just like regular white people just like you just like you you you sir they look like you look like a real white guy right there oh no no doubt right yeah where's your family from from london ontario oh yeah that's that's a real white guy right there yeah the new immigrants look exactly like that guy right there but they but they open their mouth and no english comes out just you can always tell because the the white like white people look like white canadian guys like that their body language says it all you know they all they they all just look bored of everything but like immigrant white people that look exactly like you body language is completely different electricity i can poop in the house who's going to clean the bucket are there any russian people here tonight yeah you're russian you put up your hand then you put it down real quick maybe there are or not you know father was half russian yeah you know russian you real russian over there yes what do you have to say about us you

Channel: Russell Peters

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Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2020