Whiskers R We with Billie Eilish - SNL

>>> CATS. A CAT IS A GIFT YOU HAVE TO FEED. >> A CAT IS A FRIEND WHO'S VERY MAD AT YOU. >> A CAT IS A PET THAT HAS RAZORS FOR FINGERS. >> A CAT IS A DOG THAT'S A BITCH. >> COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS ARE WE FOR OUR CAT-TACULAR. >> I'M PAWBRY HEPBURN. >> IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, AND YOU'RE KILLING IT. DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. >> I DON'T THINK SO. >> WELL, MANY OF THESE CATS COME FROM OWNERS WHO DIDN'T LOVE THEIR FRANKLY UNIQUE AND OFTEN BAD QUALITIES. >> LET'S MEET THE USUAL SUS-PETS. >> GIRL, DON'T MAKE ME RIP MY STITCHES. GREGORY HERE IS AN ABYSSINIAN, AS IN, I'LL BE SEEING HIM IN HELL FOR DESTROYING MY COUCH. DO YOU GET IT? >> I THINK SO. >> OKAY. NOW YOU DO ONE. >> OKAY. THIS -- THIS IS MRS. CLAWS. NO RELATION. IT'S SPELLED DIFFERENT, BUT SHE IS SLEEPING WITH HIM. >> LITTLE HOME-WRECKING WHORE. OKAY. THIS IS DYLAN. THIS LITTLE STINKER WILL STEAL YOUR HEART, WHICH TRACKS SINCE HE'S A CONVICTED FELON. >> DON'T WORRY. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TOO BAD. JUST PUR-JURY. >> WOW. GREAT MINDS. WE REALLY FINISH EACH OTHER OFF, HUH? >> I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY. >> BY THE WAY, I HAVE TO MENTION YOUR OUTFIT IS FIRE. >> YOURS TOO. I WAS GONNA ASK WHERE YOU GOT THAT SHIRT. >> OH, I THINK AT A HOSPITAL. OKAY. GET ANOTHER CAT. >> THIS IS CINDY CLAWFORD. SHE LOOKS SO GOOD, YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS SHE'S 54. >> AND THAT TRADE MARK MOLE ON HER FACE IS ACTUALLY A DEER TICK. THIS IS CAT SAYJACK. >> HE LOVES TO WATCH A SPINNING WHEEL. >> AND HE ALSO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE. >> WHEEL OF FORTUNE IS MY FAVORITE SHOW. >> ME TOO. HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN? >> I'M 21 BUT I FEEL 40. >> I'M 52, BUT I FEEL 89. WE'RE SO IN SYNC. THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT. SAY YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE ON THREE. ONE, TWO THREE, TAR, STARRING LYDIA TAR. FAVORITE CURSE WORD, ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> TUSH. >> CELEB CRUSH, ONE, TWO, THREE -- MARISKA! OH, MY GOD. SHE'S ON CLAW AND ORDER, AND SHE ALWAYS CATCHES THE PURP. SORRY IF I SEEM OUT OF IT. I THINK YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> TAMPA. >> OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE EXCEPT TO DONATE ALL MY EGGS. HOLD THAT WORLD-ROCKING THOUGHT. HELLO. THIS IS FARRELL WILLIAMS. IT'S ALMOST TOO CLEVER. >> WE CALL THIS CAT OPPENHEIMER. >> BECAUSE WHEN HE RETURNS AWAY FROM HIS LITTER BOX, YOU KNOW HE DROPPED THE BIGGEST BOMB OF ALL TIME. >> THIS IS LULA. LULA IS A BRITISH SHORT HAIR WHO HAS HAD TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY. >> WE BEGGED HER TO STOP. IF YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE COMING TO LIVE WITH ME? >> WELL, I'M IN MY 20s. >> SO NO? >> SO YES. PROBABLY FOREVER. >> LOVE THAT. THIS IS SALLY. BUT YOU WON'T FIND HER UNDER YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE. >> SHE HATES RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS BECAUSE SHE'S A MILITANT ATHEIST. >> THAT MUST BE WHY SHE LEFT A TINY POO BEHIND ALL THE DOORS OF MY ADVENT CALENDAR. >> GOOD ONE, MOM. >> OH, WOW. THIS IS THE MERRIEST CHRISTMAS EVER. I HAVE TO GET YOU A PRESENT. I GOT YOU A CAT. >> I GOT YOU THE SAME THING. >> OH. SO COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS ARE WE HOLIDAY.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: bv8MDqVrRH0

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 17 2023