>>> OH, MY GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO
COOL. >> I KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
GET A PSYCHIC READING. >> OH, MY GOD, IS ANYONE HERE?
I REALLY WANT TO GET ONE. >> YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE?
SIT, AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT LIES AHEAD.
FOR MADAME VIVELDA KNOWS ALL. >> OH, YES.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> YEAH, THIS YEAR HAS BEEN SO
INSANE AND HARD. WE KIND OF WANT TO SKIP AHEAD
AND JUST SEE WHAT NEXT YEAR HOLDS INSTEAD.
>> YEAH, 2019 HAS SUCKED! BUT I THINK 2020 IS GOING TO BE
OUR YEAR. >> TOTALLY.
>> OH, YES. OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
>> I'LL GO. MADAME VIVELDA, THINGS ARE
GETTING KIND OF SERIOUS WITH MY BOYFRIEND, AND I'M CURIOUS IF
YOU SEE US MOVING IN TOGETHER NEXT YEAR.
>> HMM, OKAY. LET ME SEE.
LET ME LOOK. OKAY.
YES, YES. YES I SEE YOU.
YOU ARE IN YOUR HOME. AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THERE.
YES, YOU ARE IN THE HOME YOU SHARE TOGETHER.
YES, I SEE HIM, HE'S WASHING A BAG OF DORITOS WITH SOAP.
AND YOU ARE SCREAMING AT HIM. YOU ARE CRYING.
YOU ARE SCREAMING, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH SOAP.
YOU NEED TO USE MORE SOAP. I DON'T WANT TO GET IT FROM A
BAG OF CHIPS. >> WHAT?
GET WHAT FROM CHIPS? >> THE VISION IS GONE.
WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT? KNOW WHY I'M WASHING CHIPS NEXT
YEAR. >> MADAME VIVELDA, I'LL GO.
I'M UP FOR A BIG PROMOTION IN MARCH AND I'M WONDERING IF YOU
SEE ANYTHING WORK RELATED FOR ME NEXT YEAR.
>> OKAY. NO, I DON'T SEE WORK.
I SEE YOU ON THE PHONE WITH A MAN FROM FEDEX.
AND YOU ARE CRYING. YOU ARE SAYING, WHERE IS MY
ADULT COLORING BOOK? I NEED MY ADULT COLORING BOOK.
>> WAIT, ANNIE, DO YOU COLOR? >> NO, OF COURSE I DON'T COLOR.
>> IT'S OKAY IF YOU DO. >> I DON'T COLOR!
HER PSYCHIC VISION MUST BE OFF. THIS ISN'T LIKE ME.
I WANT TO GO TO MUSEUMS AND CONCERTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> I DON'T SEE ANY CONCERTS IN 2020.
ONLY COLORING. MONDAY, COLORING.
TUESDAY, COLORING. ALL THE DAYS, COLORING.
HA HA HA! OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
>> UM, I GUESS ME, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO GO ANYMORE.
>> NO, NO, YOU GIVE ME YOUR PALM.
I SENSE A LOT OF FUN TRAVEL IN YOUR FUTURE.
>> YOU DO? OKAY, GOOD.
ACTUALLY, ME AND MY BOYFRIEND ARE PLANNING TO FLY TO PARIS IN
MAY. >> OH, THAT'S FUN.
BUT NO, I DON'T SEE YOU FLYING TO PARIS.
I SEE YOU DRIVING TO KENTUCKY, YES.
AND YOU ARE PEEING IN A BAG IN THE CAR BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID
TO USE THE GAS STATION BATHROOM. YOU PEE IN THE BAG AND THEN HE
PEES IN THE BAG, AND ON AND ON UNTIL KENTUCKY!
>> WAIT, WHY DOES HE GO TO KENTUCKY?
>> YEAH, WHAT DO WE DO IN KENTUCKY?
>> OKAY, LET'S SEE. YES, YES.
OKAY, ON THE FIRST DAY, YOU NOTICE A SMALL RASH ON YOUR
FINGER, AND YOU SPEND THE DAY CRYING AND GOOGLING, IS RASH AND
FINGER PART OF IT? >> PART OF WHAT?
>> OH, MY GOSH. ALL OF YOUR VISIONS MENTION US
CRYING. DO WE ALL JUST CRY FOR 2020?
>> NO, NOT ALWAYS. I CAN SEE YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND YOU ARE VERY HAPPY. YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU ASK FOR.
>> I DO? WHAT DO I ASK FOR?
>> STAMPS. YOU ASK EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE TO
BUY STAMPS, AND THEY DO. THEY ALL BUY THE STAMPS.
AND YOU SAY, TAKE THAT, POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DEJOY!
>> WHAT? WHY DO I KNOW THE FULL NAME OF
THE POSTMASTER GENERAL IN 2020? >> GIRLS, LISTEN, I KNOW A LOT
OF THIS SOUNDS SCARY, BUT AT LEAST WE ALL HAVE EACH OTHER
IN 2020, RIGHT? >> OH, NO, MY POOR SPENCER, NO.
NO YOU WON'T. BECAUSE IN JUNE YOU WILL DO
SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE, YOUR FRIENDS WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU
AGAIN. >> OH, MY GOD, WHAT DO I DO?
>> YOU EAT INSIDE A RESTAURANT. >> THAT'S IT?
>> HE JUST EATS IN A RESTAURANT, AND WE CUT HIM OUT OF OUR LIVES
COMPLETELY? >> EXACTLY.
>> OKAY, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S BAD, BUT I'M SO SORRY I DO
THAT, GIRLS. >> NO, WE'RE SORRY.
>> NO, NO! WHAT IS THIS?
I'M SEEING ONE FINAL VISION, AND IT IS VERY DARK.
WHO HERE IS TIFFANY TUBEN? >> I AM.
>> YES. I AM SEEING YOUR FATHER,
TIFFANY. AND HE IS ON A ZOOM, AND HIS
WEINER'S OUT ON THE ZOOM. >> WHAT?
WHAT EVEN IS A ZOOM? >> I DO NOT KNOW, BUT YOUR
FATHER IS DEFINITELY ON IT, AND HIS WEINER IS DEFINITELY OUT.
AND IT'S NOT A GREAT WEINER, TIFFANY.
NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S GETTING HARDER.
IT'S ACTUALLY FINE. >> OKAY, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
>> OKAY, BUT GIRLS, DO ME A FAVOR.
IF ANY OF YOU SEE JK ROWELLING, PLEASE TELL HER, STICK TO THE
BOOKS! ♪♪♪
Kate McKinnon nailed this skit! And she's a pro even after Adele breaking right in front of her face. The West Coast performance didn't have her sticking her tongue out though.
I loved this. Especially pointing out that nobody knew what the fuck Zoom was in 2019.
Mirror.
Best skit of the night!
Damn, Adele....
I dont get the kentucky joke? Is it McConnell related?
One minute I’m laughing. Next minute I’m crying. I’m a straight 39 year old man but that song just makes me weep. I was glad to look over and see my wife with tears also. What a talent.
This is actually pretty funny