Whiskers R We with Kristen Wiig - SNL

>>> CATS. A CAT IS A FRIEND WITH FUR. >> A CAT IS A PILLOW THAT HUGS YOU BACK. >> CATS ARE THE CROUTONS ON THE SALAD OF LIFE. >> A CAT IS AN ANGEL THAT POOPS IN A BOX. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO COME ON DOWN FOR OUR THANKSGIVING CAT-UCOPIA GIVE-AWAY HERE AT WHISKERS "R" WE. >> HI I'M BARBARA. >> AND I'M FURONICA. LIKE VERONICA BUT HOW A CAT WOULD SAY IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU ARE LOCA, MUCHACHA. MANY OF THESE RESCUE CATS COME FROM OWNERS WHO DIDN'T VALUE THEIR SPECIALNESS. >> SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT TODAY'S FELINA. [ MEOWING ] >> ALAN IS A HIMALAYAN. AND YOU CAN FIND HIM A-LAYING ON THE COUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU SHOULD DO STANDUP. YOU'RE A REGULAR KAT WILLIAMS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> FOR YOU "AMERICAN IDOL" FANS, WE CALL THIS CAT SIMON COWELL. BECAUSE HE'S A GRUMPY BRITISH SHORTHAIR AND HE KNOCKED UP HIS BEST FRIEND'S WIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] HANDS TO OURSELVES, PLEASE. WE ARE ON CAMERA. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, BOY. THIS IS CASSANDRA. CASSANDRA KIND OF FLIPS THE SCRIPT ON YOU, MEANING, WHEN SHE FARTS, IT SOUNDS HUMAN AND YOU'LL GET BLAMED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> FARTS ARE FUNNY. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN? >> I DON'T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] WE LOST TRACK OF TIME IN THE BUNKER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AI-YI-YI, I DO HAVE A TYPE. OKAY. WHERE ARE WE? THIS ONE IS KARL. >> WE'RE MAD AT KARL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE'S BEEN VERY NAUGHTY. HE CLAWED UP MY SOFA AND THEN HE VOTED FOR JILL STEIN. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S A LITTLE ASSWIPE. [ LAUGHTER ] HE DESERVES A PINCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS MY NIPPLE AND I THINK YOU KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK I KNOW YOU LIKE IT. >> OH, BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BUTTER NUT. BUTTER NUT -- BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION. [ LAUGHTER ] WHO SPECIALIZES IN GAS LIGHTING. >> DOES HE EVER. HE CONVINCED ME I WAS THE CAT. IT STARTED WITH AN INNOCENT SUGGESTION, CUT TO TWO MONTHS LATER AND I'M EATING TUNA AND LICKING MY OWN BUTTHOLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AKA THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> KEEP IT IN YOUR JORTS GF. OKAY. THIS IS PEARL. PEARL IS WHITE AS A GHOST BECAUSE SHE IS ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE DIED IN THE 1940s. BUT SHE'S STICKING AROUND BECAUSE SHE HAS UNFINISHED BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] IF SHE APPEARS IN YOUR MIRROR, IT'S OVER. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS DIZZY. DIZZY IS INTO S AND M. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SAUCERS OF MILK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND ALSO PEEING ON HER PARTNER DURING SEX. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS LAST CAT IS NAMED MR. MAJESTICAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YES, THAT'S RIGHT. "CATS" THE MUSICAL IS BACK AND IN THE TIMELESS WORDS OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER, THIS GUY'S NOT PART OF IT, HE'S JUST A CRAZY PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN CURRENTLY SEE HIM ON BROADWAY IN THE ROLE OF MAN SCREAMING IN FRONT OF THE BILLABONG STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS "R" WE. >> THE ADOPTION PROCESS IS SIMPLE. WE PUT CATS IN YOUR CAR WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON DOWN TO WHISKERS "R" WE! >> THANKSGIVING IS CAT-ATOPIA. SEE YOU THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 6,605,405

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1711, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Whiskers R We, Barbara DeDrew, Thanksgiving, Kittens, Cats, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 7, kristen wiig, target lady, penelope, kissing family, kat and garth, sue, rebecca larue, gilly, ghostbusters, bridesmaids, crystalised, islands, together, VCR, I see you

Id: fzcSJ1setd0

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 20 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/yogalottie]

I've never seen Kate break character like she did when Kristen touches her nipple 😏

[u/[deleted]]

I am not usually a fan of Wiig. (I KNOW I KNOW) but she is growing on me after ghostbusters..

Kate though? She can have my babies even though I don't want babies. I would have babies for Kate.

[u/queerallyear]

I'm so glad Kate McKinnon exists.

[u/[deleted]]

This SNL skit with Ryan Gosling and Kate McKinnon will always be on my top funniest videos list.

[u/LesBeThin]

One of the best so far!

[u/mumbleface]

"Aye ye ye, I do have a type" xD

[u/dreamerinthesky]

Thank you, I love this. Fun fact: I only just discovered the 'Whiskers are us'-sketches yesterday. I'm not from the US and only recently discovered the awesomeness that is Kate Mckinnon. That + my favorite animals= goldmine