Airplane Baby - SNL

>>> GOOD EVENING, FOLKS. WE'VE JUST REACHED CRUISING ALTITUDE AND WILL BE TURNING OFF THOSE SEAT BELT SIGNS. ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT. >> HEY, Y'ALL. I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S MY BABY'S FIRST TIME FLYING, SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR LITTLE EDDIE HERE. I'M FLYING WITHOUT MY HUSBAND, SO BEAR WITH ME, PLEASE. >> I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. RAISED THREE ON MY OWN. HOW OLD IS HE? >> I'M 11 MONTHS. >> OH, WOW. >> YOU MEAN 11 MONTHS AND LIKE 15,000 DAYS? >> MY EARS FEEL STRANGE. >> AWW. IT'S OKAY, HONEY. THAT'S JUST THE PRESSURE FROM BEING UP HIGH. >> MY EARS, THEY FEEL DIFFERENT. I DON'T LIKE IT! >> IT'S OKAY. HERE. DO YOU WANT YOUR iPAD, SWEETIE? >> THE PEPPA PIG DEVICE? THAT IS THE ONLY THING I WANT. >> HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. KIDS AND THEIR iPADS, RIGHT? >> DON'T ENGAGE. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. PEPPA IS FANTASTIC. I JUST LIKE THIS SO MUCH, I JUST WANT TO SHAKE IT. >> AW, YOU ARE THE SWEETEST LITTLE BABY. >> CAN YOU GET ANYTHING TO DRINK FOR -- BABY MONSTER. SORRY. OH, MY GOD. >> NO WORRIES. I'LL DO THE DIET COKE, PLEASE. >> AND FOR THE LITTLE ONE? >> WHO IS THAT WOMAN? SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER. NOW I'M FEELING CONFUSED AND UNCOMFORTABLE, AND FRANKLY I MISS THE WOMB! WAHH! >> SWEETIE -- >> WAHH! >> IT'S OKAY. I'LL GET YOUR BABA. HERE. >> THANK YOU. I FEEL MUCH BETTER. >> WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? >> OH, ISN'T HE DARLING? I WAS WORRIED HE WOULD COME OUT OVERCOOKED CONSIDERING I WAS PREGNANT WITH HIM FOR TWO FULL YEARS, BUT HERE HE IS, A PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL. AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. >> HE LOOKS LIKE A FATHER. >> YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME, BUD? >> NOT RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN FIT MY WHOLE ARM IN MY MOUTH. >> SWEETIE, NO. SWEETIE, NO. NO. SWEETIE, NO. HEY, HOW ABOUT WE PLAY WITH YOUR POOKIE BEAR, HUH? >> I LOVE HIM! >> AND WHERE DID HE GO? >> AHH! HE VANISHED! HE VANISHED! NO, POOKIE! OH, HEY, POOKIE HAS RETURNED. I FEEL SUCH ELATION! >> WHERE DID HE GO? >> NO, CHRIST, HE'S GONE! YOU KILLED HIM, YOU BITCH! >> HERE HE IS. >> AND ONCE MORE, HE HAS RETURNED. >> IT'S JUST A GAME, SWEETIE. SORRY AGAIN, Y'ALL. FIRST TIME FLYING. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. >> STOP LOOKING AT US. WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE POOPING? I DON'T LIKE THAT HE'S STARING AT ME. >> I'M DONE. I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS. I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS. AHH! >> NEXT TIME, USE BABY PLANE, FLY YOUR BABY SEPARATELY ON BABY PLANE.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 10 2023