Weekend Update: Christmas Joke Swap 2023 - SNL

WELL, TONIGHT IS OUR CHRISTMAS SHOW, AND WE HAVE A TRADITION WHERE CHE AND I GIVE EACH OTHER JOKES TO READ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WE'RE MAKING EACH OTHER READ JOKES LIVE ON AIR THAT THE OTHER PERSON HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. >> AND THE IDEA IS TO GIVE EACH OTHER FUN JOKES. >> SURE. BUT BEFORE WE START, THERE'S SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL HERE WHO WAS LAST ON THE SHOW, SEASON THREE, 46 YEARS AGO, POET, AUTHOR, AND ACTIVIST, PLEASE WELCOME DR. HADDY DAVIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. AND COLIN, YOU CAN START WITH YOUR FIRST JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HI. OH, MY GOD. A GROUP OF -- HAVE ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING BACK THE DO DO AND REINTRODUCE IT TO AFRICA. IF YOU ASK ME, I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST ONE DO DO I WOULD LIKE TO REINTRODUCE TO AFRICA. >> WOMAN'S AN ACTIVIST, COLIN. LAST MONTH, BEYONCE POSTED A PHOTO OF HERSELF ON INSTAGRAM IN A CHROME VERSACE DRESS AND PLATINUM BLOND HAIR WHICH MANY CALLED TOO WHITE. IN FACT, THAT PHOTO WAS SO WHITE, THAT I WAS FINALLY ATTRACTED TO HER. THAT IS -- WOW. >> THE ADULT SURVIVORS ACT, WHICH ALLOWED SEX ABUSE VICTIMS TO FILE LAWSUITS EVEN AFTER THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS EXPIRED HAS RESULTED IN SEVERAL NEW SUITS, FIGURES BECAUSE BITCHES LOVE BRINGING UP OLD STUFF. AM I RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE WOMAN MARCHED WITH KING. MJ THE MUSICAL ABOUT THE LIFE OF MICHAEL JACKSON HAS BECOME ONE OF THE HIGHEST GROSSING SHOWS ON BROADWAY, AND MY REVIEW OF THE ACTING IS THE SAME AS MJ'S TRIAL, MICHAEL'S AMAZING, BUT THE KIDS ARE NOT BELIEVABLE AT ALL. BUT I DON'T WANT TO END LIKE THAT. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, AND I WANT TO END ON A POSITIVE UPLIFTING NOTE, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE TURMOIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST RIGHT NOW. SO I WANT TO SAY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART WHETHER YOU'RE JEWISH OR MUSLIM, Y'ALL NEED JESUS. WOW. OH, WOW. WOW. >> THAT WAS REALLY -- THAT WAS A GREAT MESSAGE. >> WOW. OKAY. >> THAT WAS A GREAT MESSAGE. THAT'S A GREAT MESSAGE. PEOPLE CAN FIND YOU ON INSTAGRAM? THAT'S COOL. NEW YORK STATE NOW ALLOWS MOVIE THEATERS TO SERVE ALCOHOL, WHICH IS HOW I'M FINALLY ABLE TO ENJOY MY WIFE'S LITTLE ART MOVIES. I'M KIDDING, HONEY. I LOVE ALL OF YOUR MOVIES, AND IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE AN EVEN BETTER BLACK WIDOW THAN CARETA SCOTT KING. FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M COLIN JOST. >> I'M MICHAEL CHE, MERRY

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: 6NE_kbJQ8r8

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 17 2023