All right. We're checking
out the only game that has loops that allow you to pull so many G-forces
that you literally cease to exist. It's GTA. Once again,
Alex has outdone himself in GTA by creating four different loops
of varying G-forces. And in order to find the loop that-
Oh my God, I'm about to hit a helicopter! In order to find the loop that allows us to pull the most G-forces
we have to complete his ridiculous challenges. the very first challenge he said he made
because he watches too much anime. So this is- He calls it the One-Punch Man loop.
And- My God, how far away is this? I love that this is the first loop
and I'm already leaving the entire map just to get to the challenge. Oh, God. So I can see what looks like
a wall ribbon into a- That's a perfect landing!
That looks like a checkpoint! And I was going to say is-
Guess what this one is based on. Well, it was one-punch man. So I assume there's
going to be fisty punchers. They gonna punch me now?
No? Do I get- Do I get to just, like, go by without getting-
Oh, nice plate. Are you ready? Okay,
so this looks like- I'm dead. Not going to lie. This is probably going to be
a very difficult wall ride. Wall ride. Then you have to- Oh my God, It's a moving, like, wall ribbon, and it's really long. What is that? There's just,
like, a tube over there. Of course, Alex wouldn't
want to make it too easy after all. Oh yeah. Ohhhh. yeah.
Okay. All right. As long as- Ungh! As long as I keep, like, one wheel and three fourths of the body
on the ribbon, I think I'll be fine. I want you to remember, Alex,
there's no such thing as too much anime. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Kind of-
Alright, I think I have the idea on this. It kind of moves very slowly
from top to bottom. All right, let me DDR this.
So here's what we're going to do. So, top down, up, down. Oh, it's all. It's all one wave up, down, kind of mid down, up for a while. Down mid. Okay. Yeah. You know what? This is this basically. Oh, okay. And those are a little feisty
things that are there to murder me. Isn't that fantastic? God, this is like playing Dragon Force
in Guitar Hero. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh!!!
Oh, my attention span isn't that good. Give it to me. High, low, high. Mid, low, mid, low, high. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's happening. It's happening. Yes, yes, yes, yes. How do you.... Wait a minute....
I... I- What? I did everything perfectly. I dodged the-
Uhhhhh.... Oh, God. All right,
I need to double check something. I think I know what you're supposed to do
here, but I just want to double check before I go and ruin my life
for the next hour and a half. So can I... There's no way I can make that. You actually have to get hit by the fist. This is a fist transfer?!? Did that exist before? I don't think that existed before. Okay. All right. It's fine. It's fine. I got. I've got this.
I've got it. Look at that. Look at this. Right here. Perfect. Every time. Just take the fist. Yes. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Oh, the fist hit a lot
harder than I thought they would- How- Man, you have to get your forward
momentum perfect when you get hit. I need the back of the car
to get hit somehow. Alex just told me that a fist transfer is something
he's been seeing in the comment section. Which one of you
people suggested this? Whoa. Okay, hold on.
Why would you do this to me?!? Ahhhhh!!!! NO!
It's impossible!!! Oh, oh, oh. Look at how smooth. Oh, yeah. Oh, so smooth. It's like olive oil. Oh. Who am I kidding? I'm going to die. Okay,
this one feels good. I feel good about this one.
Okay, hit me. Hit me!!! All right. Hit me. Hit me higher. Come on, baby. Oh, my God. Don't shoot me over. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ahhhhhh!!!! Back to the beginning! *weeping and gnashing of teeth;*
All right, so it is possible. Oh, God, it is possible. I just feel part of my life force
leaving my body. Each time I have to do this. Okay. High, low, mid, low up. Then get fist-icated. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is it. This is it.
Lands the- Well, I kind of landed. Checkpoint!!! I just got punched by One Punch Man
and it wasn't great. This might take a while. Don't say that. Why do you put that text there? Don't put that text there. All right. What are we dealing with here? Oh. Okay. Yeah. And then. Is it- Are they moving faster? What is that? What is this? Backward. How? Well, the only one way to find out. There's one thing
I love is sticking my wiener in a bunch of gears, because that's
basically what's about to happen. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's no big deal. Here we go. Okay. It's a slightly bigger deal now.
Owwww!!! I do appreciate that. Whenever I start
feeling good about myself, the game is always right there
to slap me across the face. All I want for Christmas is a bucket
load of concussions. Well, actually, I don't really need
that for Christmas. I already have it. Actually, know what I want for Christmas?
Excedrin. Ohhhh!
*cheeky laughter*
Oh no... Leave it to me to follow an epic save up. With an epic fail. This timing feels terrible. Feels real terrible.
Okay, kind of slow down. There is a certain limit to it that I can slow down
and, like, hang on this wall. Oh, my God. Okay. Don't know how I. Oh, wow. Okay. So. Is this? What is this? Backwards. Backwards? How serious? Punch. Ow. I'm going to die now.
Do you have to... I think I know what to do. Oh, yeah, I already see it. Okay. This is something
I have not done in a long time. You actually need to 180 your car
and then get hit by that punch. 180ing cars on a wall
ride is like my kryptonite. That's the one thing
that I've never felt good doing. I can-
I'm going to die. I can do wall rides,
I can do wall transfers. But 180ing-
Oh, my God. 180ing on the wall ride is-
Is a level of pain that I just hate. All right. So, go low, then squeak it around. All right. Well, it was kind of there. I just did more of a 360 than a 180. Let me have this.
Let me have- There we go. There we go. Yeah, all- Nononononononono!
All right. Around the top and low, high. And then crank it down. Okay, that was pretty close. I just didn't get the ride part- the wall ride part. Low. Then we're going to go hiiiiiiiigh.... Then we're going to go low. High. Crank it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right,
now I just have to kind of- I just got to wiggle this thing
backward to get hit by the punch. Spoiler alert. I
didn't manage to wriggle it backward. That's okay. If I did it once, I can.... I did it once. I could do it again. Oh, come on. God, this was a level of bad
idea I wasn't ready for. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Okay. What do you do? What do you do now? I don't know what to do. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, it's a wall transfer!!!
God!!! Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. That was a new personal best.
I'm happy. Okay, go around. Okay. So around this land it
and then mid. And then...... I don't know.
SATAN!!! Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Good old colon punch. How many times I got to do this?
How many times I got to do this? How many times? In case anyone's wondering,
it's been about 45 so far. Oh!!!!
Well, about 46 now. Oh, yeah. Oh, I can feel it. This feels like- Ahhh!!!
I case you're wondering, it feels like pain. I don't care how many time! *sad Gray noises*
I'm right there! Come on! Okay. Hit the top. Perfect. Come on. Can I- Really? We're going for!
Hey. Oh, okay. Okayokayokayokay... Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. So we're going to go in, drop down, then,
right about here. Okay, so what happens
now? What? What do I do? I'm trying to look around. Okay, so there's a ramp here
onto another part of the wallride. Just above me. One layer above me. So we're going to get a bunch of speed.
More! Right now. Yeah. *laughter*
Oh, my God! No! Nooooo!!! *sadness intensifies* It's fine. Everything's fine. Everything-
This is the new worst wall ride wall in my life. Okay. I see a plane in the background. Clearly, that will have nothing
to do with me attempting to complete this. Hopefully, with my luck, it will probably
try and crash into me and kill me. All right. Where's the. Where's the release? Okay, so speed. Speed. And big yeet. Land it Oh, God. Okay, get ready for. Get ready. Yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh, my God.
I have to- Yes! Yesssss!!! Onto the next loop. You've unlocked the second loop. I don't. I don't feel. I don't feel like
I've unlocked anything. I feel like, actually,
I've locked something away. I unlocked my insanity. AOT.
Are we still doing anime? This Attack on Titan?
All right. AOT it is. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, I can't see anything. And yeet- Oh, I yeeted the wrong way... I'm not going to lie this a big loop. I mean, I guess it makes sense
if you're doing Attack on Titan. And here we gooooo!
Whoa. Okay. I feel like I needed more height. Ow.
It's all in the angle. Alllllllllll in the angle! *gibberish*
Oh, it is all in the angle. Oh my God! Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You got really precise here. Oh, check point!
*laughter* Came in a little hot there, huh, Alex? I had to come back here
and show you something. Why is there a completely different car? Actually use this one. Why? Does the other one give you, like,
too much speed or something? All right, I'll use this one. It's fine. Find the way out of Wall Maria. Oh, all right. What? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, wow. You really- Man, he made, like, an entire-
Made like an entire village here. This little, little,
tiny guy is the wall right off. Alex is the only person I know that can take
anything and turn it into a wall ride. Here we go. Okay, Gotta go-
Ow. All right. I got to go low there. That's supposed to be like like a Titan
arm reaching through the wall. All right. Aaaaaand ow.
Oh, I guess I have to go over that bridge. Okay, here's what I'm going to do. All right? We're going to go low,
then I'm going to jump. I'm going to go high and then high and. Oh, I actually need to go. Oh, wow. All right. Never mind. I thought I had to land there or-
Ow. Did I? Very confusing.
Ramp. Wall. Low. and then, I don't know, like mid. Yeah. You have to land here. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. That's a tight squeeze. And then up. Oh, all right. I just need to go up
a little bit further, and I can land on that wall. This is
actually a pretty wild wall ride. Because there's a lot of just, like,
random elements that you have to evade. So you have to make the transfer
and you have to go super low. Super low. Then you have to hug this.
Watch the Titan arm. Watch the Titan,
whatever that is. I don't know. That's like a Titan pelvis or something. Eventually, I'm going to have to avoid,
like, every piece of Titan anatomy. All right, so low. Man, this is so tight.
Uhhhhh.... Yeah! All right. Come off high. Yes. Oh, my God. What is this?
What is this, like a Titan strip of bacon? I'm actually in the middle of it. I'm like a BGT.
Like a bacon, gray, and tomato sandwich. All right, over the bridge,
Ow. Try that again. Maybe I can get past, like, the first- The first part of this obstacle. Or maybe not. Oh. Oh, oh!
There's a train there! Why??? You're kidding me!!! I love that, not only do I have to avoid Alex's
ridiculousness, but- Come on. Yeah. I also have to avoid just the random stupidity that occurs inside
of the game naturally, like that train. Alright, pop up. Too much lean!
Okay, over the bridge. Not too high. All right, good landing. Low. Up a little bit. Down close. And we're going to- Not too hard upward. There we go. Okay. Stay low. Come up high. Big jump. Oh, and we have a checkpoint!!! Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sticks the landing.
Am I on, like, a twerking titan? Is that what this is? There's that train that-
That I became great friends with. Here. There's a special delivery for you. Chew on that. Okay. So, oh!
Oh, the Titan moves! Look at him. It's kind of, like, dancing around. So now I am wall riding on the Titan arms. So it's a wall-
My God, look at this. All right, wall ride That Titan's trying to slap me in the face.
Then hit a wall ride off the Titan's butt. And then I- I land there eventually, I guess.
And then I have no idea. Coming up on this episode of Gray Still Plays:
More pain. All right. Give it a shot. Well, it's nice and sm-
Oh my God!!! Ohhhhhhhh.... What I was trying to say before
I was backhanded off of the wall ride. Is it's nice and smooth. Oh, God. I actually thought this part of the wall ride would be a lot harder. Please no....
Thank you. Okay, so through the wind turbine. No problem. Ow.
Uhhhhhhh..... Huh. This is-
Hmmm.... Am I going to have to arc this upward? Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Everything is less fine now. Everything is not fine. If I ever did like a musical song, which I actually have a bunch of auto
tuned ones that were made If I ever did a musical song, it would basically
just be a bunch of , like, sad grunts, since they're-
Oh my God! Oh! Whoa! Okay. *cries of anguish* So, uh, what are you-
What is this? Wait for the train. Well, that doesn't. That doesn't sound good. Oh, do I have to put my car on the train? Okay, I think I know
what I'm supposed to do. First, we're going to dodge that hand. I actually- I'm really surprised I dodged that. Big jump. Down low. Close to the dirt. Oh, God. Then up. Stop!
Oh! Oh, God! Oh. I'm fine. All right. We're going to get inside the car. With what brain cells I have left.
Oh, can you hear it? I actually hear the train,
the little siren in the background. All right, here it comes.
Here it comes. Here it comes. So we're going to wait. I don't want to screw this up either, because I don't want to have to
try and get back here again. Okay. Ready? And this looks good. This looks good. Here
we go. Here we go. Here and right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, like a glove. Okay, Now what? What-
I can't actually dodge this or anyhing. I hope- I hope my timing's good. Oh God!
Yay! Yayyyy!!! Ow! No. What are you supposed to do? Was I supposed to go in a higher part of the train? Power of Satan! Ow.
Remember, always wear your seat belt. Okay, here's the plan. I guess I got to get on the top
part of the train. Trains come in. Okay. There goes. Yeah, the reds. Okay, this right here,
we need to land on this. Okay, so ready? And-
*manic laughter* Yeah-
Is that going to hit me? No. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. I just lost, like,
30 years off of my life. No! Yes! Yessssss!!!
Oh!!!! Oh, yes!!!
You unlocked the third loop. I couldn't tell. I unlocked hidden trauma as well. What is this? Guess it's like Spider-Man. It's blue and red. I get the boost car, so. Here- Oh my God, I can't tell where I am.
We. Go! Oooookay. Oh yeah. Yeah. We don't need gravity where we're going.
Oh, my God. All right. Where are we going? I'm kind of here. Is that- Well, I see- Oh, okay. Am I supposed to land this, Alex? Alright, hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Ow. I feel like landing this thing is
its own part of the challenge. All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're going to boost
early off to the side like this. Alright. Where am I? Can I just, like-
Can I just dive out of this car, maybe? Is that a plan nearby? 80th time's the charm. All right, boost. Well, maybe I don't need a boost.
Oh, God. Maybe I do need to boost. Oh, come on. Way too hot.
We're going to boost backwards. Ready? I don't have any boosts left!!! Oh on!!!
God, getting to this- Getting to this place is the devil. I can kind of, like, arc the car around. Coming in hot. Oh, my God. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Yesssss.... Ha-ha! Checkpoint!
God, when getting to the challenge is its own challenge. You have- Oh whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
That was a lot of text. What'd that say? You have 40 seconds, red is right, blue is left. And if you don't get it, oh well. Thanks, Alex. Red is right. Blue is left. Right. Well, that is true. Blue is on the left
and red is on the right, so- Ow. Oh, do have to wait for this to start. Oh, okay. Okay. Here we go. Okay. So blue is left. All right, so color blue. I go left. Color blue.....
What? How do you... There's nothing on the left. I hate IQ challenges!
So- Well.... I mean, I could try and go right.
'Cause maybe.... I mean, this is blue, though.
There is a way to test this. Hold on. Like this. Screw you, Alex. I see the grenade went. Look, the grenade goes through the world,
so that one's a 100% fake. All right? So. Okay, hold
on. I got, like, 40 seconds. So how about this one?
Oh, all right. It's real. So then. Oh, my God. It disappears. Oh, okay. Red is right!
Go go go go go go! Oh!!!
Now I know why I have the booster. Alright! Boost it. Red.
And we're going to have right. And then we're gonna have boost it as soon as I can. Oh, actually, I am not going to boost it.
Blue is left. Yes. And then Red is right. Okay. Oh, yeah. We're doing it. Yeah. Okay. So now it's fine. Blue is left, and then there is no right. There's no right. I don't get it. There's no right. Well, now I'm screwed. Okay. I think I figured this out. It's not about. You have to make a right. It's just the pathway
is on the right. See that? I made the right and I died. So here:
Red. Make the right. Okay, that's fine. Blue, make the left. That's fine. This red, make the right. So far, so good. It's almost like
Alex is telling me the truth. But then all of a sudden, instead of going to the left or the right,
you just keep going straight. And now the path is on the left. I'm going to go to the left. Then we're going to go to the left again. Yeah, I'm pretty sure-
Actually.... I'm going to go straight. I'm gonna go straight
We're going straight. I don't care. We're going
straight. Okay. Right. And then. Right. Oh, my God. Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I- There's nothing to do here.
There's this- I don't- How do you- What do you do? Is this just a troll? Is this real? Is it real? It's not real. It's a lie. Okay. I've been at this for a while. Rather than- Rather than try and outsmart
Alex, I'm going to beat this the only way that Gray Still Plays knows how. Which is-
I have done this over and over and over again,
and I have created an actual written map next to me, and I'm
going to use that in order to beat your challenge. Oooooooooh.....
Wow, I saved it. Okay, blast through,
then we're going to make a right. Then there's two different colors here- Oh my God, we have a checkpoint! Yes!!!!
Choose a car. You unlocked all the G's. Uhhhh.... Okay.
ow many how many GS is all the GS? I guess this one's been pretty good to me.
Man. Oh, "Nah" Okay, so you got the license- Is this just a loop made out of boostsl?!?!?
*nervous laughter*
It's just a loop made out of boosts... Oh, my God. I mean, I'm going to try it. Even if you're telling me nah, I still got to know. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, whoa! So I just learned something.
The cars don't respawn. So, uh....
This is the only thing with no license plate. So this has to be right! Here. WE. YEETUSSSSSS!!!!
Ahhhh!!! What is propelling me? Is it my patriotism? *manic laughter*
Oh my God! Yes, we found the loop that produces G's, apparently,
and divided by zero to send us to space! Well, I solved the equation to black holes
and I'm going to go ahead and leave the planet now. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA.
Until next time: Stay foxy and much love!
