All right,
we're checking out the only game where the only way
to progress is to crash your car and give yourself traumatic whiplash. It's GTA. We want to find out which GTA
vehicle could ram its way through the most ridiculous obstacles, and so Alex has created a brand new board. He's given me all these vehicles to choose from with the rule that once it blows up, you can't use the vehicle anymore. We have to go through all the sections, ramming
through bigger and bigger obstacles, until eventually,
we could make it to the end. Let's do this. I'm not going to lie, I thought
I would start with something that looked like it could just win
the board right off the bat. Standing humans persistently. What does that mean? How much does a human body weigh? These are all body builders. What sort of poltergeist stuff
have you done to these people, Alex? I love how they just-- It's like Professor X is keeping
them in one spot, so it's -.. Oh, they're really heavy. Oh, wow. It's actually holding the vehicle back. Like three bodybuilders
are holding back this truck. Alex has created ramming challenges
that are going to be ridiculous. What is happening with the guy
floating in the air? [laughs] Oh, it's Paranormal Activity 5, everyone. All right, obviously,
I need to take this way more seriously. Are you ready to face the hammer? Oh, they're caught in the wheel. Now, you're going to notice,
everyone, that they're invincible. They're fine. They are not injured
even slightly by being run over with my gigantic tread tires. They're full of raspberry filling,
much like a doughnut. It's like a Boston cream donut,
except it's a lot more blood looking. Okay, that took a lot more effort
than I thought it would take, I'm not going to lie. All right, what else you got for me? Oh, these are humans,
but they're running at me. Running humans recklessly. You can't stop me, humans. Throwing a vicious right cross over here. See, I don't even know-- Oh, that-- Okay. All right, so when they're moving,
it's much easier to get through them. I will say that.
Now we have yeeting humans carelessly. Yeeting. Oh, no. God. Well, I didn't do much damage to it,
so I think it'll be fine. Out of the way, running humans. I need to get over to your yeeting
friends over here. How do you even get past this? Is that like a teleporter
on top of a bunch of-- Wow. Okay. The yeeting humans are no joke. The fact that this car is struggling this much is really starting
to concern me. Man, it's like putting a bunch
of people inside of a hurricane. How fast are these humans
yeeting at the car? Look at it.
It pushes the car a good 6ft back. All right, I'm going to try
and back up into the portal. There we go. I knew it was a portal. You had to get to it somehow,
so it makes sense. What's happening is the fist
on the front is keeping the car from getting
all the way to the portal. I might be able to get
it with a really big jump because he's given me hydraulics,
but I can't-- Yes, I'm just going to do it reverse. Stop it. Stop. Stop. I never thought
that the most powerful cannon in the history of warfare
would be the yeet cannon. Live traffic ramming. Okay. I feel like this vehicle has already done
really well, so we should be-- Okay. Oh, you set up the roadway for this. Is this multiple choice,
or can I pick whatever one? Wow. That's just Gray making
a decision right at the last second. We're going to pick this one. All right, so far, so good. [grunts] That's fine. The fist
is going to absorb a lot of the damage, so I don't have to worry about
blowing this thing up too easy, I don't think.
A couple of cars, no problem. Just trying to drive around that. Oh, there are-- Whoa,
he put boosts here too. I love how he's got just
random ramps laying around to make the traffic
even worse for me. Sorry, motorcyclist. Oh, the motorcyclist has blades. Do not cut my tires. I think he did. I think he cut my front left tire. All right, the truck still works. It's a little more derpy now,
but I can make it. It's fine. All right,
through the rest of the traffic, I'm bringing you with me. You and I have to complete
this board together. You're going to know what I go
through on a daily basis. [laughs] [?] I'm going to bring this guy
all the way up to the front. Container ramming. Oh, bye.
Container ramming weight in pounds, 400. All right. How good does this thing
ram through a 400 pound container? Okay,
it's got a little bit of weight to it. Yes, just keep them stacking. I don't care.
Like I said, as long as I have this fist. See, I'm fist bumping the container. The container and I are friends. Now, 600 pounds. I could probably cheat this-- Oh, wow. Probably because they're on their side,
that one really flew. 800 pounds. Now I'm starting to feel the weight. Home run. The fact that there's two of them
and it's like 1600 pounds, this is stopping me
in my tracks a little bit. [grunts] Oh, no. All right. Here's what we're going to do. Since the love fist is missing a tire and I do want to try
some of the other vehicles, I figure we'll pick a much smaller
one with the blades on the front. Maybe the extra speed
will allow it to just shoot right through all the problems. Psycho. Well, it's got a blade
in the back too that's awesome. All right. Human ramming. Except now I'm driving
basically a mobile food processor. Oh, it takes out their knees. That makes that a lot easier. All right, now the running humans, again, I can just take them out at the knees. Not too bad. Oh, yes, there we go. Now the yeeting humans. Whoa. Oh, they go over the car. Oh, this is a great idea. I don't even have to worry
about the yeeting humans. Oh, wow. If they do hit, it does cause
a lot of weight to hit the car, though. Out of the way. Okay, so the-- What happened? [laughs] Okay. All right. That was a little concerning,
but we're all right. The wheels on this have a little protective
grill on the back ones. Wow. That is fantastic. I kind of-- Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, this is so much
different than the love fist. Oh, something is on fire
and I'm right next to it. Do not blow up on top of me. All right. We're fine. Everything's fine. Out of the way. [gasps] I'm pretty sure that man hit
that wall right here to my left and went exploding
through his front windshield. That is incredible. The Julian Slicer
on the front of this thing is no-- Look at this, what I was trying to say is,
look, even with no speed, it just shoots everything away from you. Bam. Move it, Cop. [laughs] I love how the slower you go-- Am I getting carjacked in the middle
of a GTA challenge? [laughs] Oh, I didn't think about this. There's like gang warfare going on while I'm trying to complete
the challenge and my car is taking damage because of it. Stop. Okay. Off of the ramp. Oh, yes.
I almost lost the top part of my-- Oh, wow, this thing gets high like crazy. Just the air it can get is incredible. The fact
that it doesn't have a lot of weight is going to be a problem because even the 400 pound
crate is almost stopping it in its tracks. I can squeeze through here. Get a little speed. There we go. Can I just go under this? Do I even have to deal with this? I could just cheat it,
but I'm going to try-- Okay, so pushing
it's easy because it's on its side. Can I go under the 800? I can. Perfect. Now I just have to get
through the wall of containers. Are you ready? [grunts] Well, that was unfortunate. You know what? I feel like there's something
even better than this. All right, I have a new plan. I think that the winner
is going to be the ramp buggy, and here's why.
It can ramp under the containers. It can ramp
under all of the oncoming traffic. This thing is unstoppable. Watch this. Boom. Oh, all right. Well, [laughs] I thought it would ramp
over bodybuilders a lot easier. Out of the way,
you walking skin-colored protein shakes. All right. Through running people.
That does pretty good. It's like every adventurer in Skyrim
taking ramp cars to the knees. Oh, [chuckles] I do have to waddle-- Oh. It's the actual - Oh my God. Hold on. I need to fix this. It's the actual propulsion from the jets
that is knocking this thing back. I'm going to have to do this one backwards
too. Oh. Just saved my life. I found one of the best ways
to do this is to ramp people and get air, or if you hit this hard-- Oh, that worked out really good. Okay. All right. Live traffic ramming, this thing's
not even going to get slowed down. Straight up. I don't know what other kind of challenges you have,
Alex, but live traffic ramp. Watch this. A full bus. All right,
well, the bus didn't want any of it. Look at that. Nothing. Bam. People flying through the air. [laughs] I might actually run into something, but I want this view
so you guys can see just how-- [?] [laughs] Don't you do it, bus. Well, even the bus drivers
here are in a Michael Bay film. Anyway. [?] You probably wonder, can you just ramp
underneath all the containers? Yes, watch. Even containers like these, you can still get
under it just slightly and then ramp it. Look at that. Look at how high they went. Midair ramming. Midair ramming. How? Oh, you're doing jumps and then you're going through stuff
as you come down. Sweet.
Okay, so first thing is taco trucks. I love how half
of my car has a different color paint. I know, I know. It's basically human
flavored hot sauce, but still. Oh, I didn't even touch them. That was easy.
Okay, so now you have to jump and then-- What is this? Are they buses? It's just a giant stack of buses. Oh, they're two rows deep. Here we go. What the? What just happened? [chuckles] Did I ramp underneath them? What even happened?
It did really good though. That's amazing. I literally have no clue. I thought it would run
straight into these things, but it look like ramped them.
Now, it's an actual helicopter. I have to air crash through a helicopter. All right, helicopter,
you can stop the ramp car-- Oh, well, it stopped the ramp car,
it stopped the ramp car dead. I didn't even move the helicopter. Something about this car makes me believe that this is the chosen
one because if you notice, there's like a ram skull in the front.
Well, it's not really a ram skull. It's a human skull with ram horns,
but it's a ram skull. This is a ramming board. Should do just fine. A lot of knees were harmed
in the making of this episode. No joke. Okay, so far,
this thing is doing pretty good. It has absolutely no traction,
which isn't great, but for the most part, it does ramp through vehicles because it's got
little forks on the front. You can see them, so it lifts vehicles up. Yes, like right there. Watch this, boom. I'm taking your bumper
with me like a souvenir. Man, it too has a lot of problems getting
through the crates though, and it's not-- Okay, hold on.
Let me get enough speed here. It's not small enough
to go under the crate, so I need raw power from this thing. Okay, 800 pound crate.
It can get through it. Double stacked 800 pound crates though, I don't know
if I can make it through that. Oh, it can go under it. Okay, lucky. Now, the giant wall of crates. I'm going to aim right in the middle here. This is where I can move.
I can use this thing like a spear. In case you're wondering,
I've been smashing through these crates for a while,
and it is possible, but man, it takes some effort. All right, midair ramming. Taco trucks, number one. Over the top. Didn't even touch them. Okay, greyhound buses. I made it, just barely.
Can I cheat around this? Can I get around all these? Yes, I can just barely squeeze
this car around the side of the buses. My archenemy, the helicopter. I'm going to aim for the opening.
[?] Okay. I'm going to need a bigger car.
Now, this is a big car. Oh, real quick,
remember to drink more water kids. Drink more highly pressurized
stomach exploding water. Anyway, here we-- Oh, the top speed isn't great. Go. Oh, oh, oh, oh. There's a lot of people catching
on the front of the windshield here. It's like a bunch of mosquitoes. [laughs] Through the yeety humans, boom. Through the traffic. Actually, I don't know
how good this thing is against traffic. It's all right. It's got a lot of weight
behind it, so it does okay. It loses a little bit of weight
against traffic, but it's still okay. Now, it's just pure weight
and pure weight, no problem. Out of the way, gigantic wall of crates. Bring the walls down. Midair ramp ramming. Okay, it did not-- Oh, no. This thing is only rear-wheel drive. No. I don't know how I can fix this. I can wriggle it. Out of the way, taco-- No. You know what? This thing wasn't as strong as I thought. It's pink, it's got pink rims. This is the one that's going to make it. Through the people, no problem. Through the yeety people, kind of a problem just because I got
a pop it right at the edge there and use the hydraulics because it's got
a big snow plow on the front. I'm not here plowing snow,
I'm plowing people. That sounds terrible. As if though they were debris, see. I'm keeping the street safe. Look at all these people going to work,
taking their kids to school. Not on my watch. Oh, whoa. I landed on the hood. That was amazing. I can't believe I did that. All right,
it's doing pretty good through the crates. Not bad at all. 600 pound one is really easy just
because of how it's sitting there. 800 pound one, not too bad as well. Will it have to go
through or over the taco trucks? Over the taco trucks,
and now through the buses. Okay. It had more weight,
so it did blow its way through the buses. That's quite nice. I also broke my skull
in six different places. Don't ask what I had to go through to get
this thing back on the road. Also, I just realized at some point
one of the clowns with the saws on their motorcycles
must have popped my front right tire. Just don't ask. All right? Okay. Can anything
make it through the helicopter? Here we-- Oh, I'm losing some speed. Go. Yes. No. No, it exploded. [laughs] Oh, it almost crushed my body,
and it's on fire. How am I supposed to make it through the helicopter without blowing up? Not going to lie, Alex,
I'm starting to run out of options, man. There's two left.
I'm picking the one with all the meat. Not like roast beef. I mean weight to the truck. Through the people. Through the traffic. [?] Sticks the landing. Through the containers. Oh, yes. Oh, this is it. Oh, this has power. Oh, this thing is amazing. Oh, yes. Look at the weight. Look at it. It just smashes
through every single crate. I'm just keeping
the crates coming with me. Midair ramming is about to get legit. Midair ramming. Taco trucks, boom. Midair ramming. Greyhound buses, take my money. Bam. Ow. [screams] [laughs] Well, I just had the opportunity
to have the grill of this thing go into my mouth and now I'm going to be vomiting
blood for the next 10 years. All right, helicopter. I've had enough of you. Ready and go. Yes, finally. What is this? It's a waterfall of cars. [laughs] It's a double waterfall. I think I have to land down there. I just have to make it
through the waterfall of cars with absolutely
no survival instinct. Now, unfortunately, my truck is smoking. I don't know how much damage this thing
took, but it ain't looking good. Here-- Oh, we're going to go right into it. We're going to go right to it. Yes. Sticks the landing, yes. I am eating a lot of probably
carcinogenic smoke right now. What else you got for me, Alex? What is this? What is this? Oh. [laughs] Oh my God, I had to land on my head. Luckily, the two inches
of water here broke my fall. Now, I have to ram
through this gigantic vehicle. It's not that hard though. Moist ramming. Hey, no loitering. Oh, did he just-- I'm sure
he just passed out. He's not dead. He's fine. Real quick, in the distance,
I can see we have these normal boats here. All right, pretty good. Then, we have-- Oh, it's the personal submarine. I love how this boat ran out of the way
like it didn't want any of this. [?] like commercial fishing boat. Oh, no. I didn't think about it. This thing actually bottoms out
enough to destroy the engine. Are you serious? The engine flooded. I think this could have made it. That means there's only one choice left. It has finally come to this. Through the people. Didn't even lose any speed. Through the running people. Again, didn't lose any speed. Through the yeeting people. Wow, I almost went flying off the course. I'm not afraid of traffic. Traffic is afraid of me. [grunts]. Yes.
Through the containers like it's nothing. Even though I can't squeeze under them, it doesn't matter because this thing is just so powerful compared
to everything else I've used. This is why you always
paint your cars pink. Anyway, against the taco trucks. I want to hit them too. I'm not jumping over them this time. I want to go right through them. Against the buses. [grunts] Now, you and I, helicopter. Go. Yes. Through the waterfall of cars now. If the other bus made
it through the waterfall of cars, this one should do fine I guess. I've been trying to line this up
like time this because I want to make sure I get us
hitting the cars for you guys. Yes. [chuckles] It goes through the cars so easy. Big 360. Out of the way. [laughs] Oh, I landed right on the cage over here.
That was amazing. I can't believe I didn't go
flying into the water. Don't you flood on me. Now, the engine
on this one looks like it's higher. As you can see,
I'm completely missing my hood, so we get a good look at it. Okay. Are you ready to destroy the hopes
and dreams of all the millionaires who own these boats?
The speed boats, no problem. The personal submarine, no problem. Oh, there's a sailboat. No problem. Ah, no. Luckily I can swim back to the vehicle. All right, there's one obstacle left. I can see victory. I can taste it,
and it tastes like salt water. Bam, yes. We have a winner. Well, I rammed cars and my soul
was rammed out of my body. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Till the next time, stay foxy, much love.
