When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian

steven what are you doing in school dad of nine nine yeah you're nine years old what the hell you doing in school go start a business when i was 9 years old i was 25 you all nine years old what the hell you just come to school go home you don't work oh my god when i went to school i had to walk up to 20 mile on one foot my other foot was starting a bit oh my god this is like the sixth video you've talked about the way you go to school so none of you have a job yeah we're studying for like future jobs and stuff oh okay what career are you doing and what field of law um i don't want to be a lawyer oh that's okay that no problem you can still be doctor i want to be an actor act stephen now i know what kind of failure you hang out with i tell you what i tell all aspiring actors okay vinti latte with caramel please okay you want to be failure don't be failure but listen don't do drugs it's too expensive today i teach you the quadratic formula okay this is spanish class numero uno one plus one equals two one plus one is two and you get seven point forty four what the flip oh you guys aren't used to this okay now i give you a test you have 90 seconds okay go i said find x not find your last brain sale no no when you get the number you divide not disappoint please don't call them stupid please don't call stupid stop it don't say failure failure is that a calculator what the hell are you high let me see is it made in china maybe in where you get the target i can get that for three censor i give you 90 off a coin you know steven so stupid he got beat in lunch couldn't even make cereal steven's so dumb when he was young he used to be scared by his own fat steven i didn't tell you when you were two months old you used to [ __ ] and then go you didn't know you have a butt okay that's time everybody don't give me the paper you're all failures stephen don't come home until you have a profitable business

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,489,368

Rating: 4.9774914 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, teacher, substitute teacher, calculator

Id: XV-fIslPBsc

Length: 2min 23sec (143 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021