If the President Was Asian

sir do you have any statements on the civil unrest don't be a dick so we're going to welcome back our athletes from the olympics with 50 gold medals and one silver seal you know what this is it's called failure wait where you going it's christmas break we're gonna we're gonna go home okay hold on hello big man yes okay good i talk with santa you're getting fired for christmas do you have any statements on international relations don't be a dick what do you think about the racial tension right now everybody should treat each other with kindness and don't be a dick so this girl wasn't happy because she was charged five thousand dollars for an ambulance ride okay what's going on uh she fainted what they do they they took her temperature and and they they told her to drink more water for five thousand dollar yes i can buy a car and drive my uncount to sale for five thousand dollars because the way the infrastructure is set up why uh because the medical insurance companies are supposed to why [Music] i don't know what the hell stephen uh hey dad why you don't have gold uh because 75 percent of the people are still not subscribed so if half the people subscribe you get gold yeah i will pay your ass later okay where are you going oh it's it's it's lunch break freak what's break i break my foot up in your ass you don't get to work hi it's mr muscle here we're going to need to take the entire educational and health care budget what the hell we can already destroy mankind 15 time why you need more money we're trying to build a jet why that can travel three times the speed of light into the nether can i have a discount good you bother yet uh i'm still an actor i'll have a double cheeseburger with fries please so here's our budget for our last 20 years from all 52 departments we're missing 28 billion dollars what how did you how did you what you don't see this can't do quick math we had a team of 200 specialists work the numbers out what did they use calculators too stupid so wall street has been taken down by a group of gamers who bought gamestop stock what's wrong with that hedge funds have lost millions sir i like the stop [Music] okay [Laughter]

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,822,161

Rating: 4.9828539 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, president, politics, asian dad

Id: Hr0RmfbymD0

Length: 2min 33sec (153 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/furtherbum]

Hedge funds have lost TRILLIONS, sir.

[u/XVO668]

I know it's just a sketch, but I like this guy.

[u/plastickramps]

I likeee the stonk

[u/XVO668]

A few of the diamond handed YouTubers are godless, I like the stock