Actual Footage of my dad's Trip to School

every morning before we go to school we need to catch lunch because you know in school there's no starbucks if you want the coffee you have to catch the ping from the sky where do coffee things come from usually on the way to school i catch some rapping oh okay i got some lunch every morning i take water up here for the village today the public school have water that's too easy right this water that tastes like goose pee drink this water instant 10 times stronger drink this water instant 100 iq is that low is that high this water gives you powers you drink this water you travel through time once i drink wake up a week later in a ditch at least three mosses peed in this water see real men drink water that tastes like poo what summerlet salmonella some atlanta some atlanta fall for weak people you know just kidding kids don't drink water drink safe to drink water don't be dumb that's good wood every morning we go to school we have to make our own chair back in my day chase wasn't invented yet when i went to school we didn't have paper pen okay you take the you take the take the branch and then you do home like this steven photoshop the lion victory what the hell was that you didn't see that i thought i saw the irs what the hell is this is that corn seed on my way to school i could plant corn all day oh my god i do this every day that's a business we're in beijing i wonder what to call it

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,747,715

Rating: 4.9729495 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, forest, green

Id: TbOpGn_CrEU

Length: 2min 39sec (159 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021