How I'll Explain Covid to my kids

hey dad it's time for that weekly vaccine sit down let me tell you how i survived the corona breathing was illegal every day i walked 20 mile to walmart two minutes away fight people for a square of toilet paper don't just sit home and watch nothing then your father go to the black market sale people what they don't have hand sanitizer and brain sales how did you sell until the fire nation attacked the floor was unfired houses were on fire everything was on fire the fires were in australia they built the 5g towers to kill poor people where are those brain cells when you need them murder hornets murder hornets have you even seen one murder hornets hornets started eating babies thank god everything was safe when the celebrity come together to sing imagine would that do stupid your father single-handedly saved the stock market i bought the gamestop stock it started a revolution the genius is unread with their stimulus chick went up against the wall street how much did you buy five dollars

Channel: Steven He

Views: 926,542

Rating: 4.9865198 out of 5

Keywords: asian, comedy, sketch, skit, covid, pandemic, asian dad, funny, quarantine

Id: BhXSlFjODvs

Length: 1min 16sec (76 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 19 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/TheDandyWarhol]

Like anyone will let you have sex with them.