If Asians Made Alexa

oh hey that i'm thinking of buying uh an amazon echo looks pretty good alexa um it's called alex you mean like alex it's spelled like alex no who the hell says alex alex far more powerful okay and it runs on our very own operating system disappointment so it'll be perfect for you alexa what's the pythagorean theorem again are you dumb when i was 9 years old i invented calculus alex would you turn the light on please what the hell you say lazy bastard the light 10 feet away you forget you have legs when i was your age i travel three dimension to get to school alex what's the weather like today where you gonna go you have no friends but you're gonna be alone outside alex order me a new pair of nike shoes please no too expensive no sale alex is there a good pizza place nearby you want a style ass whooping cool you're so fat eat some salad there's a there's a thai place right but i'm allergic to peanuts what the hell look there are two kinds of asians okay asians that can eat peanuts and failures you're a grown man you take martial arts oh i have a black belt but if you fight me just bring a snickers bar you'll [ __ ] me up i'm offended what the hell you're doing i've studied for two hours so i'm just gonna just gonna play a game i cutting off your electricity wait just a 5 p.m reminder you're still a failure stephen ask me the remote i'm watching tv what you are you're a robot what are you gonna do got a message from a bearcat do you want to do homework together uh ah i'm not i'm not really feeling like it okay sending no you too ugly wait what no no message from greta want to hang out saturday uh yeah yeah say i i'd love to hang out like like noon afternoon before midnight any anything are you comes to payton okay okay say afternoon uh would you like to go to dell taco sending i sorry my son's so cheap he can't afford taco bell just come over the other family making fried rice what also when you two getting married are you dumb where you gonna go you have no friends

Channel: Steven He

Views: 1,370,831

Rating: 4.9832001 out of 5

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, alexa, amazon, tech, review, parody, snl, joke

Id: W0_Tt0En7v4

Length: 2min 14sec (134 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 05 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Sculker]

My grandparents are exactly the same, not even exaggerating. They don't take me to the buffet restaurant anymore because I don't eat until I am at the bring of throwing up. And they aren't even Asian.

[u/Justayoungskaterboi]

Perfect weejo very accurate

[u/Hell255]

Awesome 👏

[u/Nolsoth]

Nice.