How Asian Parents Flex

oh hello you're my new neighbor you're just moving yes we're moving in for my son's new job oh good what's up nero surgeon [Music] nice how old your son nine nice very impressive you from china shenzhen sunshine me to wang shenzhen i from uptown oh uptown so comfortable i'm from tang tang tang tang for tough people you know when i went to school i had to work 20 miles no i had to climb mountain to get to school i had to walk through fire i fly to school every morning i had to fight two lions two lions try fighting sharks i fought a tyrannosaurus with nung chucks yo tyrannosaurus had non chucks i have a scar from when i lost my elbow i had back surgery from carrying steven's youtube channel subscribe what you do i'm a data scientist triple phd from harvard i invented parallel parking and i helped nasa land the paper clip on the sun what the hell does that do how about you i'm the face of beijing corn oh you a fan oh no i only bought cause twenty percent off you know twenty percent off i give you coupon buy one get one free oh no where i shop everything half price got this 25 pound rice for two cents i bought this returned it come back week later open box discount i only have one jacket i don't even have a dishwasher what the hell is a dishwasher i don't know it's an expensive drying rack why the hell anybody put dry wrap on the sink i don't know that hey why you have a camera filming you oh my son's such a failure he's an actor make the stupid video on youtube no my son's such a failure he can't even cook rice are you okay that [ __ ] bird like the fifth take that bird just one sh 72 of you not subscribed what the hell if all of you subscribe to my song youtube channel i might actually be proud of him now he's stupid

Channel: Steven He

Views: 24,740,502

Keywords: Steven He, Comedy, Sketches, Funny, laugh, tntl, skit, Asian, Chinese, Irish, rice, flex, flex on em, drip

Id: CIMmK86vNYo

Length: 2min 32sec (152 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/BagOnuts]

"I invented parallel parking"

I don't know why, but I cracked up at that.

[u/hksteve]

Lost it at "its an expensive drying rack"

[u/osirawl]

Your T. Rex had nunchucks?!

[u/elalo]

I lost it at paper clip on the sun. Delivery is perfect.

[u/euphonos23]

Reminds me of this Monty Python classic

[u/Angryshower]

That iPad discount bit is honestly genius lol

[u/RockstarCowboy1]

The follow up video is even more funny

https://youtu.be/WQuWD2-ERAI

[u/maybeinoregon]

...’What da heill...’ lmao

[u/bicameral_mind]

Fucking hilarious. Lost it at the ipad he returned and then rebought for open-box discount. Video is on the money and hilarious delivery.