All right. We're checking out the only game where winning means landing a bottle
on top of a violent potato's head. Ah. It's Happy Wheels. I'm not actually sure what happened. I- my bottles just died. Land it on his head, you're the best. I also-like this is part of the thing
I wanna do, but honestly, I'd rather have the Fortnite account. I love how Fortnite
is regulated to a watermelon. It's a lot harder than it looks. What? How? What i-what is this? I've broken physics. Physics no longer applies to me. My bottle is bottle flipping
on a mobile platform. I may have just won Happy Wheels. Now there are more bottles here. Save me. I, s-uh, what? Wow. This bottle is really like defiant. I have no idea how I'm going to get
that-that Fortnite account. Uh. All right, ready? And, oh, that one was looking good. How come there's one
bottle filled with urine? This bottle flip is actually harder
than all the other bottle flips because you only have one
chance to actually flip the bottle. There's no-there's nothing
that ricochets it back up in the air. [gasps] Wow. Ah. I'll take it. Ow. Hard, you say. Also, how did I bottle flip
a bottle sideways on my own butt? You realize this is happening right now,
right? Like this is a bottle. It just looks like I'm jettisoning
urine out of me. Woo-woo. Oh, I didn't actually think
it was possible to get the win. Never mind,
I don't want the Fortnite account. It's it's not very often that I get
to supersede my own expectations, okay. Gimme a break.
This is called the Astronaut Vomitron. See how you would hold
up to extreme g-forces and simulated weightlessness in this test. If there are any survivors,
they will move forward to the next round. Also, oh yeah. Hold on. Yeah. Why be an astronaut? Look at this. Anytime you see a-a-a human-sized hole-- Hm. There's a way to win down here. Hold on. I love how it says,
like some astronaut you are. Got it. All right. So where's the actual weight-- Oh, okay. Oh my God. All right. Whoa-whoa-whoa. Ah, God. I'm still alive. Oh yeah. I'm doing great. Oh, I'm doing a lot less good now. How are you supposed to win this? Uh, you know, actually, hold on. Ah, here we go. Oh, no. Oh, wait. I'm. Oh yeah. Oh, this is, oh-huh. Oh, God. Being an astronaut is really violent. All right. Ready? Go upward and get ready to hit the wall. Oh, yeah, there we are. And go downward, and perfect. And then upward, slow-slow-slow-slow. Downward. Ah. Where am I? Ah, I did it. When they say pass the Vomitron. Like you-you're allowed to pass
it in a thousand pieces. Right? Like I still got the victory screen. This is called Impossible Harpoons. The only context
is it says it's impossible. All right, expand board. Let's see how bad your harpoons are. All right. Oh, all right. So the harpoon right there,
we can probably whoop, ah, a liar harpoon. Got it. Yay. There you go. And we have a winner. Oh, whoa. Okay. So apparently there's more than one. No problem. Let me show you how we do this. Okay. Not like that. All right. and wiener first. Boom. Look at that. All right. Ready? Boom. Second time, what else you got for me? Okay. Ah. Okay, there's a lot of harpoons here. Okay. First one, second one, third one. [laughs] Oh, whoa. Um, I think I could still do this. Hold on. [laughter] I was wrong. Okay. Getting past the first, and the second one
is not really a big issue. Third one as well. It's these ones
I might have a problem with. All right. Nice and slow. Slow. Wait a second. Hold on. Ow. All right. Here's what we're gonna do. Are you ready? Oh, okay. I'm almost there. This is possible. Woo. [laughs] Woo. Yeah. Keep it coming. Boom. Uh-oh, my son. Uh, Hm. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow, [?]. I'm wearing a harpoon on my head. I find your lack of harpoons disturbing. All right. Well, okay. I ha-I have another idea. Hold on. Okay. One, two, three, and watch this. Here. It never said
that I couldn't do this on foot. All right, Tom,
stop playing with that harpoon, and help your father out. My neck is stuck inside of the -- Oh, here we go. All right. This is happening. This is the thing. I'm caught on the wires. All right. Now, I just need to-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. Ow. Okay. [laughs] Oh, oh. Ah-hah, woah, they're falling. Oh God. [laughs] All right, this one's like,
levitating violently. Hopefully it doesn't try and kill me. Ah, yeah. Hah-ha. You best believe it. This is called The Impossible Spin-jump. I think I've already failed
The Impossible Spin-jump. Okay, so grab, and then where am I-like,
what am I jumping toward? Okay, uh, hold on. Yeet. I feel like there's something over here. There has to be, right? All right, let me let go. Ow. What I was gonna say is,
"Let me let go earlier." There we go. Aha, okay, so there is an end. Really? You can't even just let me fall into it? There's like a harpoon waiting for me, too? I'll bet it's not just one harpoon, either, it's probably like 50 harpoons. Oh, yeah, look at this. Look at [laughs] oh, no, I was right there. Yeet. One of my feet was going to make it. Too bad the rest
of my body couldn't follow. Oh, I lost my helmet, that's not good. Come on-- All right. I mean, they said it was impossible,
so I didn't expect it to be easy. Rah. Rah. Come on. My spine is folding. [yells] Ow. Wooh, that looks beautiful. Didn't even get-well, actually,
I guess I did get touched by the harpoon
because it's filled with blood, but I don't remember it happening. In fact, I'm saving that. Guess what? Gravezilla is back. Don't worry, I can supply
slightly threatening music for you. Not him again. Mount Addiction. All right, let me just, yeah,
I'm driving right through all your houses. Pyramids of Geezer. Don't mess up my pyramids. I'm chewin' on your pyramids
like slices of Kraft cheese. The Great Wall of-
[record scratch] really? [chuckles] Arsonist. I love fire and landmines. How come this guy's
bigger than everyone else? All right, let me jump over here. Ah, ah. Is there a win here? Hold on, let me go past all this crap. Ah. Aw, no. Okay. There is a way to win,
I just have to get that coin. Come on. Yeah, got it. This is r-[snickers] okay. This is rope swing heist. Okay. Oh, all right. You have to watch out for the laser, eh? All right. And, what'd it say? There's a hint. I didn't see what it said, though. Yeet. Oh, I did it. I won the heist. That wasn't that bad. The time has come for a "freze" wall. We don't need that second "e." Level one. Okay, all right, that wasn't too bad. Level two, sure. Okay. Level three. Oh, level three was a bunch of-- What is this? Woah. Uh, where am I? Wah. I'm pretty sure I'm still alive. This is called the GSP Spike Fall MLG. Also, why did like an entire bunch
of children just fall out of nowhere? Not a secret win or anything, eh? Hm. Hold on. All right. and yeah. Yeet. Ah. It kind of looks like there
might be a secret win. All right, how 'bout this. Hm. Hold on. I've got one more idea. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. All right, hold on. Oh yeah. This is happening. This is gonna work, watch, watch. Yeah. Yes. How 'bout that? All right, now let me see
if I can do the actual spike fall. [yells] MLG. Ooh. Hm. All right, I might have to get
rid of my Segway, here. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh-oh. Oh, the old katana to the wiener. All right. I've been taking katanas
to the wiener for years. I feel like I might be able to get this. Come on, baby. Come on. Work-work with Gray. Okay. My face is starting to move
toward the katana, I don't like it. No-no-no. All right. Maybe not. All right. Here's the plan. All right. Well, that wasn't it. Wow. I did it like the impossible way. I did it both ways-also getting saved. Welcome to Agario. Yes. You actually have to eat stuff. This is like a legit thing. All right. So, oh no. [explosion] Oh,
I don't wanna get eaten by the eight ball. Driving this thing is very difficult. Woo. Yeah. Oh no. No worries. You can get that again. I don't want the virus. I'm just gonna slowly
kinda roll back over here. Grab these yummy points here. Okay. And then move forward. Oh, yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yeah. You have something to do now. Yeah. I'm gonna go kill my arch enemy. I'm coming, Mr. Mr. Eightball. Yeah, here we go. I've won in the best way in this world, by eating everyone
that doesn't agree with me. Ah, yes. A 99.99999% impossible level. I haven't unimpossible in quite some time. Hm. Lack of fairness, I see. That's fine. I've been beating these boards
routinely for a long time. The time has come. [laughs] Okay. That's actually pretty
good for a harpoon run. Oh, ah, my son's fine. Oh, there's more harpoon run. Oh, both ways. Wow. Okay. So this is like a legit harpoon run. All right. Speed. Whoa. I almost meant-
how are you supposed to do this? This isn't a harpoon run. This is a bunch of lies. Come on, baby. Yeah. Oh, we're doing this. It's happening. Oh, no. Get ready, Tom. I lost my helmet. All of the speed. All right. And boop, full backflip,
look at that, right there. All right. Slow-slow-slow. Stop-stop-stop-stop. Okay now. Yeah. Oh, whop. Hold on. Whoop. Oh no, this is bad. Ah, maybe I can still get past it. Hold on. Are you ready? Are you ready? Rap. How you like that? Oh no. Oh no. The harpoon, ah, oh no. Oh, it's up of butt. It's the worst place to get a harpoon. Come on. Ah, now. [groans] Ah. All right. We may have to just fly over everything. All right. Tons of speed. And then full frontflip, backflip. Boom. Ouch. When I finally get this,
it's going to look amazing. Oh, this could be it-this could be it. This is it. This is happening. And we have a, oh no. Oh, your harpoon ride is so evil. Come on. Okay. All right.
There has to-there has to be a way. Oh, come on. Just let me touch it. Come on. Th-that's a win, right? How much of my body has to be on here? Ah-ah. Yes-yes-yes. It may look like I'm being triple
penetrated by these harpoons, but I'm rising up like the phoenix. This is called Impossible Rope. Is it an invisible rope? It's invisible, isn't it? Oh yeah, it is. Woo. Hm.
I feel like you just need luck for this. Come on, Nixon. Yeet. How are you supposed to make it? Ha. Oh-oh. I think when my head left my body, it stayed active just long enough
to reach the finish line. The time has come
to enjoy the ultimate crusher. Are you ready for satisfaction
that you never knew you wanted? Oh, yeah. Look at the melons. All right. What else we got here? Ah, yeah,
trash cans and some delicious bleach. All right. What does that bounce around? It was like a kumquat or something. Uh, hold on. Now. One of my-one of my guys is getting stuck. That's fine. We can ramp up the speed here. [laughs] More, yeah. More. There's some toilets in there. Some glass, some humans. All right, real quick,
you know what this needs? Full speed. All objects at once. Go. [music] Yes. [laughs] I finally got something
I totally knew I needed. Meaningless unbridled destruction,
and folks, hope you enjoyed this episode
of Happy Wheels, till the next time. Stay foxy. Much love.
