-All right.
We're checking out the only game where you get to design the very person
that will destroy the entire world. It's First to Life. You know how some games
start you off as a baby? Yeah, this game starts you off
before that. I haven't even been born yet and already I have to pick up
all of my friends here, as you can see, [laughs] so that we can eventually go
through an entire lifetime. I've always wanted green eyes
and we've made it to the end. We must- we must fight the evil sperms,
I guess [laughs] so that we can eventually get
to the point of making the very being that will cause the end of the planet. There I am. I love how this guy
has danger on his shirt. He should. Taylor? [laughs] No.
How many letters can I put here? Okay. I finally ran it out
of the edge over here, but our name is End of Days Yeety Mcbeety you shouldn't have
given me given me so much leeway, you will regret this for all time. I don't know what the acronym is there. Take a picture? Okay. Ah, my name actually just
goes straight to the bottom. [laughs] Okay. So, now I guess,
I get to be like my next age group. I have to dress up. Can I get all these hairs? Can I grab them all? Oh,
I actually ended up with the one on the- the one on the right. Oh, purple. Fantastic. That's what I love. And, uh, yeah,
we'll grab the Uncle Sam hat. I don't want that haircut.
I don't wanna lose my hat. If I lost my hat there,
I would just be so sad. Oh, so now the farthest I walk is
how I get the bonuses. So cute. I don't think that's true. This is what I have made. Look at it on the wall. I love how every single picture
is going to be called end of days. Collect books. Why? I'm not going to school. Great. I'm skiing on the books. This is exciting. I can't say I've ever done that before. I feel like this may be violating
some sort of school safety, but, you know, whatever. Yeety Mcbeety does whatever she wants. All right, what do we get in school here? Ah, an A+.
How come just-- What did I turn into? Okay. I know- I-I know this sounds
like I'm pretty hard on myself, but I am absolutely hideous
and I blinked during the picture. Are you serious right now? Choose your destiny. Okay, so now I have to-- What is this? Like, my clubs in school? Musician or football. I'm going for the big money we're going for--
I probably should've went for football. Oh, that's all the musician stuff
that I just missed. Gonna keep grabbing this. I'm a strummer now. I don't actually know
how that comes before-before- like, whatever I was before basic. Oh, do I get a- do I get a motor scooter? I get nothing. I can't tell
if I only get the house or only the car or if I'm allowed to have both. I'm a lead. My guitar is pink,
because pink is for winners. Okay. So, next level
we have to make another child. We have to go down
a different route this time though. So, you get to actually
upgrade this time. [laughs] I don't know what any of this does.
I'm gonna get both of these. Oh, we start with two sperm this time. Okay. So, we're going here.
I don't actually know what that was over there on the side. It looks kind of violent. I would love to have natural blue hair. Mm-hmm,
this totally makes sense right now. All right. Through the wall. Don't worry. This is no big deal. We can just beat through the gigantic
rubber-rubber band of death. Uh, remember green eyes,
we're always going for the green eyes, because you never expect
them to murder you in your sleep. Bust all of our opponents to death,
make it to the end, and now we have-- Well, we had a-
we had a strummer before. I don't know what this'll end up being. Your name is run for your lives. My child here actually looks happy. All right. We gotta dress up over here. So, I'm gonna get my fantastic,
like, stabbing westward hair. I don't really know what this umbrella is. I-- Oh, it's just something
I'm carrying with me. Okay, great. And, uh, what is that? Am I wearing a pan on my head? I'm not really sure. Remember how I said I didn't actually look
at horrifying at first? Well-- You say, "Slaying the outfit?" I didn't know that there was
extra text actor after everything I did. I've gotta unlock this stuff. I wanna get all the rest of these open. Build. Build what? All right. I guess, first
I have to move into my house. Here we go. Kind of weird
that I'm just living alone right now, but I mean, whatever, I guess. Was this for my-- Oh, I thought it
was maybe where a dog would live. For some reason
I have a bunch of pet pigs. Oh, my god. They generate gems for me. Yeah, whatever-whatever other farm animal
I need of-- Oh, it's a human. Oh, this was my other character. We're all part
of the same horrible universe. I'm not sure if the two of us should be-
wow- existing in the same environment. Great. I got some gems
and some deer antlers. That makes sense. All right. We're doing book collecting again. For some reason,
I have to be well educated in order to murder most of the planet. Don't ask me why. I'm going for straight As this time. I feel like the person that inevitably
causes the entirety of the planet to die should've gotten probably good grades. I want to get the picture right
when he blinks. I think I missed. All right. We're go-
we're becoming an astronaut this time. All right. I'm a dreamer.
Uh-huh. Into a trainee. Picking up this hair. How would Happen? I thought I would get the green hair too. [laughs] Goals. Oh, I'm only halfway to my goals
and I look like an idiot. Run for your lives, reaching there-- Reaching their, what? I got a present. It's a terrible outfit
and some traffic cones. My father is literally the devil. I finally get to be a devil. Well, I just realized
my mom has red eyes too. See, each time you get reincarnated,
it gets stupider and stupider. Oh, my god. We're going full demon. Okay. So, now we have, like, hyper-slow. That's interesting.
Yeah, gimme the red eyes. If we're gonna do this,
we're doing this all the way, man. We're not gonna go halfway. We're gonna ruin the entire planet. I kind of thought about being
like a blonde hair demon. I would just get made fun of,
but all- by all of my demonic friends. What does a demon grow up to be? Jotaro-- [laughs] We're keeping this name. Oh, my god. Jotaro it is. [laughs] Look at the-- We were blessed. Oh, really? [laughs] All right, everyone,
demonic Jotaro here. I'm here to-- I don't know. Wow. Okay. So, now I actually have to like
get out of the ray of violet spray paint. No, I don't want-- No. Are those-- Oh, they're horns. I thought they were traffic cones
that I was wearing on my head. Why are all of you children
clapping for me? You're all going to die. This is my newest child. I'm growing so fast. I'm also gonna be so strong. I'm gonna be, like, punching straight
through people's organs pretty soon. Do I have to, like,
ride my books on top of lava? What kind of school-- Oh, that's right. At a-a demon school. I was gonna say, "What kind of school does a child
have to navigate lava?" That is the face of a serial killer. School was easy. Oh, I get to unlock the next level. Be a professor or be a devil? Hmm. It's such a difficult choice to make. I think I'll go with devil. Yay. I'm a grimmer. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't want no education. That would be terrible. All right. I'm Lucifer. I'm an overlord. Yes. I am carrying the skulls of those
who have opposed me. All right. I'm the overlord. I've got a full tail now. Okay. Here we go. All right. Oh, gotta make my money here. All right. Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're making the stacks. I've- I never thought
it would get to this point. I don't really know what like the overlord
needs a bunch of money for. It doesn't make a ton of sense to me,
but I mean-- Oh, I get to see
what kind of car I'm gonna drive or I could buy that one.
I could buy that one. I got-- Oh, it's a demonic tank. [laughs] Yes. I wasn't sure that
it could get any weirder. I'm literally going to be an alien now. I mean, whatever. I guess if you could be a demon, there's no reason
you can't eventually be an alien. Let's do this. I mean, you wouldn't have known, I guess, aliens are just born the same way
everyone else is. I'm going to be a female alien
this time. We definitely want the purple skin. I don't know why,
trying to be born as an alien, you have to deal with, like- [chuckles] like, gigantic mallets
trying to crush you. Obviously, grab the pink hair over here. We will now violently assassinate
anyone that gets in our way and eat them like cannibals. And now we can finally make
the very first alien overlord child to go right next to our demon child. That is fancy.
"Kim," for an alien? Say hello to a vote for me is to vote for the eventual heat death
of the universe. All I can think about is
what does, like, a- what does an alien child want to be
when they grow up? I'm kind of curious. I definitely wanna wear this hat and, uh, yeah,
we'll wear a cat head as well. Why not? Hello, mortals. I am going to be your new-- Oh, it's not actually a hat.
It's like a cat rattle. My options are elf or pirate. Why? [laughs] I mean, I've got a big pirate, I guess. All right.
We're gonna be a sailor into a captain. Fantastic. This is what I always
wanted to be when I grew up. What is chilling outta my arm? Why is there a frog
just literally stuck to me? This picture is probably
the picture I'm most proud of in my whole life right now. I think it says I'm the most potential
to succeed the universe in life. All right, hold on.
We're gonna open up the next level. All right, so first,
instead of making money the right way, obviously as an alien, I'm just going to gamble
my way to success, and it is working out fantastic. Give me the Lamborghini.
What do you got over here? What sort of- what sort of-- Oh. So, that's what-
that's what people from space, like, space pirates drive? [laughs] Okay.
Where does all this culminate to? Who-who am I choosing? Is this like my-- Is this the person
I'm gonna marry or-- I think it is. I'm filling up the love. I kind of don't want to,
but I feel like I have to. Is it-- Do-do they have green hair? You know what?
We're both having pink hair now. Now, I'm-I'm effectively married
to my absolute duplicate. I don't remember what color eyes I have. They're probably green though. So, now dating, couple, engaged
or literally at the altar. We've known each other-- Oh, my god.
[laughs] Well, you can tell how happy we are, because we're both insane. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of First to Life. Until next time. Stay foxy and much love.
