i refused to follow airplane safety and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to enjoy the sensation of having your coal and fly out of your mouth because your seat belt was on too tight during a crash landing on an airplane it's learned to brace or : injections damn it learn to brace is a game where you must make the appropriate safety decisions when crashing in an airplane and if you don't you get to enjoy realistic damage physics I'm serious I saw like a picture of this game and I got to see a girl literally getting folded in half I can't wait oh this is interesting I get to be a Kyle or a Karen my mother once told me that women's bones were more flexible than men's although she was also a woman so I don't know maybe she was bias Karen it is what is your age I don't know how high am I allowed to go okay you can't go over a hundred this is bullsh how about five oh you could put five in the last two years how many flights have you taken not enough to kill me you are now going to deal with an emergency landing get into the position that you believe to be the safest so supposedly there's a whole bunch of different crash styles that you have to deal with also I love how it said that whatever I put in was gonna customize the avatar I think I put her in like five years old let's be able to McDonald's it's girls taller than I am this is too oh you could put the body of any position you want all right so if we want you know the most amount of broken bones to begin with you're gonna want your hands up like you're coming out of a bank all right we want we want all the way back as far as possible so that she springboards as much as she can but hold on oh don't grip the seat I wouldn't want I wouldn't want any kind of bracing going on can I take this seat belt off please tell me I can take this off you can't take it on but you can move where it is well put it on as loosely as possible and for the legs uh yeah right about here we haven't even started and it already looks like my tibia and my fibula or broken this game knows exactly what it is because it's the only game I know of where the you're about to torture your avatar button is in giant red eye just one small step for Starbucks one giant leap for caring kind let's do this okay now oh you get to see it like bullet my body turned into a gelatinous mass holy Shi I broke everything so we ended up with a skull fracture in arm fracture abdominal injuries and a leg fracture I like how abdominal injuries is basically my spine being shattered this poor lady she's like that again all right this time we'll lean forward like this you can hold on there we go hold on to the seat we'll put the seat belt like way up here and put the I still want two feet forward can I bring them up at all I want to put them like on top of the seat in front of me and this is just the first style of crash Karen I told you to come dress prepared for anything and you're wearing high heels and blue jeans all right let's see if I can break less bones this time I have a feeling I'm still gonna end up shattering my legs maybe I'll get less abdominal injuries this time though time for your slow your slow motion instant replay brought to you by Mountain Dew now I'm pretty sure I still broke both of my arms you know it's a bad day when the leg bone is stabbing through your shins skin okay I didn't get a head fracture that time hold on what if I think if I do everything right it says put your hands under oh I was like how the hell do you put your hands under your legs I guess it doesn't for you I felt on the pelvis but I'm actually gonna keep my head back well I may be maybe if I brace like this all right we're doing it uh actually saw her so leave her body when her head hit the front of that seat you're gonna get to experience it right now on a sidenote her arms totally saved her oh wait I was wrong she wasn't vomiting up blood like she was on our very first go so I didn't think that she had a skull fracture all right so how about how about if her head is against this seat her arms are back like she's trying to do the chicken dance now you want you want the seat belt loose and I'll put the feet kind of in the middle here see they're not really back but they're not really forward they're just kind of there I'm gonna go ahead and say three broken bones here I think that she's gonna come out of this okay okay it looked like her wrist turned to jello there on a side no I'm pretty sure that our skull is fine yeah see right there is where the forearm actually stabbed our palm all right how about hold on can I can I get my arms all the way up this as far as they go all right how about this everything's in the right spot but our forearms are trying to protect the rest of the body oh and you know the seat belt does it really what do you think the chances are that her shoulder blades end up alongside of her eyes well I think maybe her spine at least wasn't severed I was wrong also her hands protected the rest of her pretty well you actually got to see when her arms limp noodle at her sides um how bad the injuries there were okay I've got to try and do everything right so that we can move along okay seat this way arms that no put them yes there insert your arms into the under you know what I mean all right and seatbelt firmly against the pelvis all right crash physics get rekt also where the hell are the less the rest of the passengers I still feel like part of my pubic bone left my body how Shh it did how you doing there Karen she's like well I just vomited up a kidney how do you think I'm doing this game is legitimately teaching me how to brace it's like I don't know I guess put it down farther for God's sakes I'm trying not to kill you for once just stay alive boom right there ten out of ten we're the only survivor but I also think we're the only passenger I like that when you stay alive you get a little Instagram photo here she's like hey guys and [ __ ] you gray congratulations you came out on multiple Karan's were killed during the making of this game put yourself to the test with the second type of brace position there seriously needs to be a level where there's just like a ton of people that aren't strapped in or anything and their bodies are just flying all over the plane you have to dodge all the parts now let's try the situation where it's not possible to put your head on the seat in front of you oh damn I get the full sprawl out area hell yes all right you all know what it is you got to put your arms up like you're at Six Flags err how about this I'll even I think the best part is that when you're doing this you can actually start to dislocate her arms a little bit if you cheat pulling them on the plus side from this position when she projectile vomits she won't hit anyone else I can't imagine anything going wrong with this here okay this just got a lot worse than I thought it was gonna be this looks a lot worse in slow-motion I think I broke my arms with my legs like 90% of my injuries are from other parts of my body oh but I didn't get a head injury hold on if I didn't get a head injury this we're not done yet actually this is a good point there's no place for her to stop her head on the way forward I kind of wonder how far she'll fold all right arms up head back legs out seat belt not doing a goddamn thing hey Karen aren't you glad you got the emergency exit row you know I'm not sure if that was any worse than the first one I mean don't get me wrong it's pretty bad but then again every time we do the slow motion it's always a little bit worse okay now she broke her head on her own shins okay so supposedly legs go back hands um oh wait go down here maybe not that far maybe now I just go all the way down my hands behind the knees seat belt nice and tight all right I'm pretty sure that other than having our appendix sever our spine we should be fine here okay there was a little bit more pelvic thrusting than I originally thought and her back may be broken let's find out in super slow motion yeah is a separation of the lower lumbar she's probably like you're doing this on purpose aren't you not right now today not anymore right like right about maybe there don't you die on me Karen oh we made it that right there is a ten out of ten so what happens if your seat belt is on correctly and the rest of you is not on correctly see now at least you won't like springboard you know five maybe not me maybe I underestimated exactly how much forward momentum she had going I thought because okay her knees went to a different stratosphere oh my god what the hell happened or ankles that was straight up the most amazing damage we've done to this girl yet okay real quick I need to see that a second time because I want to know if that happens like every time she gets injured in that fashion or what now if you look carefully you will actually see her legs fold in on themselves and her ankles do a full 360 were things worse when I took the seatbelt off um yeah they are because now she's broken in half here to I guess maybe I just didn't realize how much insanity goes on with her legs although they didn't do the full 360 that time right hands on the boobs sit back legs in and let's see what happens where the hell did your arms go oh that's right we're we're heading to wait a second if we're heading down we're shouldn't if our arms went up what is this this is now where I put the arms at all this games just glory over on purpose I'm not sure which part of me broke my face if you look closely you can actually see the tears of blood okay hold on I want her art what the hell what was that did did you see it I want her arms to go as far as possible from point A to point B also does she have pit stains oh yes right here Noland we have to crush like this one of her arms legitimately tried to leave the pipe and was like screw this I'm out of here okay hold on is there is there like is there any way for us to screw their legs oh hold on I got I got our arms twitching even worse oh yes no they they straight now not really sure what happens when your arms start inside of the seat I don't even know if the seat counts is like a part of the game or not do the karate kid' kick Karen hell yes okay I've managed to get her seat belt even looser and now her arm is having epilepsy so I kind of want to see I think that she just broke an average amount although it does look like there's a pineapple shooting out of her spine okay her arms were already broken before we even crashed she only broke one leg though okay now that we have appropriately learned how to actually brace we can utilize our newfound skills in actual plane crashes so I opened up a level editor in prepare for impact which is like the sister game for the so I can now create the environment that we can learn to brace in I love that in order to ruin you have to go in steps step one of five accident location let's see here on the runway beyond there only an isolated field wouldn't want this not enough people to see the horror River you know what let's do this because the only thing better than letting a bunch of people burn alive is like letting them burn while they drown they're like I don't know what to do should I drown or burn so many decisions there's a threat aircraft damage I mean can I just choose all of it yeah all this or you can only pick one or the other man you never get to see the tail rip off okay so the tail is gonna be gone and it's gonna be on fire fire and smoke front to rear rear to front wings to front and rear oh you can't have fire cuz you're in the river this games too smart okay I'll kill everyone on the runway oh you can have more damage here yeah all this okay now I can get all this your location I can be in the part that's like basically your hip da like it also finally be in first class for once now we'll be in the back passengers many alright everyone welcome to airbus a320 otherwise known as hell we're gonna be generating your personalized torture session this is an emergency I don't see any fire yet okay the fire start to come kinda quickly hey red shirts how you guys doing you came to the wrong exit oh this is fantastic you can actually see the lights of this guy's eyes go out as he realized that he's screwed get out of the way I want to see the fire I never thought I would have to allow someone to survive just so I could get past them to see the actual destruction oh never mind the flames are right here burning this lady alive oh they're getting kind of close it's it's getting so dark okay I'm legitimately on fire but I'm still alive so this guy's like this is what it's like to work at the airplane industry wait I get it I was the last person left alive I've never managed to do this I killed everyone on the plane but I like how this game is like you missed the quickly part didn't you I didn't want to do the river real quick just because we can I'm putting as many people on here with luggage as I possibly can I just want someone else to be responsible for the death of everyone on board instead of me for once alright now everything's very clear here there's no smoke this is legitimately the comest group of people burning alive I've ever seen in my life look at this guy he's like what the hell is everyone doing why is everyone just standing on the wig you bastards we're all drowning alive because none of you knew what to do I was just following the crowd like a lemming I learned how to brace and the only thing that happened was I died slow painful deaths each time if there's one thing I learned it's that it's just better when I bludgeon myself to death with my own shinbone hope you enjoyed this episode of learn to brace and a little bit more prepare for attack until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: MuN7KzYCAw0

Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020