When you find out you're 6% Italian

ah where is this guy hey keep him quiet that way ryan ryan what are you doing how are we doing buddy how are we doing what what are you wearing huh what are you wearing you're on the tail on you right tail yeah why are you learning why i work at arby's what why are wha what are you doing with your hands i'm just playing with you we got a shipment coming up uh greyhound 4 a.m tomorrow morning you got me or what but no i'm gonna be sleeping i'm gonna [ __ ] around and find out or what find what out how's your mom she's she died five years ago i'm doing good that's good she's pretty good what why do you what what are you a car mechanic now what what is that the blood no don't worry about it i'm i mean you know what you're giving me a lot of stuff asking so many [ __ ] questions are you all right you're a sneaky cheese eating rat i'm asking a couple questions because you're literally a completely different guy right now the [ __ ] you talking about i've always been the same never going to change you literally just changed a lot i got my ancestry kit back found out in italian oh you got like 23 and me yeah whatever i don't i don't know computers on all that computers i don't i don't get on the internet i don't i don't like people knowing who i am where i am you're like a verified influencer that like there's so much information about you you got information on me huh you post it publicly yeah you got information on me okay buddy you're on famous birthdays what what come here let me get that back here i'm literally right here i don't want you to do the thing where you put your hand on the back of my head i hate that or you watch goodfellas one time it's a good flick you want to work for the family or what no i have a job already your family doesn't own a business i can make you made men overnight come on i love the city go meet johnny and the boys down on full street okay you don't even know anyone named johnny being a [ __ ] wise guy you know that that's like an eyebrow threader you should probably use it you're giving me whip wise guy i'm gonna [ __ ] you don't come near my daughter you don't even have you don't come near my daughter you have no kids my daughter you don't come here you don't come near maratha why are you you can't even do the accent good oh you don't come near madara that's not even a good accent you why why so much lip huh that's not even blood that's literally i can smell the ketchup you just cover that in ketchup to make it look like you like whack somebody or something no how what percent italian are you six six not 60 just six i'm literally more italian than you you know you don't act like it what you scared of your roots huh don't want to get in touch no i'm just i grew up in southern california yeah you haven't even been you haven't been in these coasters raised and lived in the city never left that's not true pizza lasagna fettuccine alfredo those are some of my favorite foods now you're trying to like now you sound slavic or something and also my favorite foods you're lactose intolerant you can't even eat those how's your mother though you already asked me that and my mom passed away five years ago how's your mother are you just asking that because you think it's like an italian question to ask siri what do italians do here's what i found shut up and go hey shot you just spoke you just like code switched and spoke normally empire state building who gives a [ __ ] empire state building yeah it's a glorious building they really do eat a lot of pasta you know they said you were a six percent italian i do eat a lot of pasta didn't say anything about you being from new york they actually know everything there is to know about a pizza i [ __ ] i know pizza inside out cheese tomato which you can eat you can't eat the cheese you have super bad lactose intolerant shoes cheese tomato bread tomato yes it's how italian say the middle metal they absolutely talk with their hands [ __ ] you so you know you notice how you said they you didn't even say we like how you had to speak to siri in your normal voice because you probably tried speaking to her and you're shitty impersonation and she didn't understand it i'm having an identity crisis i i know that it's what i've been trying to tell you but you keep telling me that i'm disrespecting you i don't fit in anywhere okay when i found out i was italian i thought maybe you're not italian maybe things would change you have like a great grandparent that lived in italy probably looked nothing like them i mean you don't even have shoelaces did you think that was like a thing you okay italians i thought italians hated shoelaces but that's not even that doesn't even make sense i don't know how you came to that conclusion well i think you just need to join the rest of americans who are born and raised here and just realize you're american as much as you want to tweet about how much you hate us it's just you're not you can't just try to be italian because you don't all right well uh i gotta go i got nine shipment containers uh up north no you don't stop then i gotta go pick up so i came here to play dungeons and dragons with you i gotta go do that you're unemployed hey if uh ronnie's look if ronnie or tony you don't know anyone with even the e sound as the suffix of the name ronnie tony or jaguar are looking for me jaguar is not even a thing that they would name anybody in like in like a mobster movie rosco tony roscoe roscoe tony jaguar these are like dog names if there are any videos i'm all right any of them are looking hey you ain't seen nobody seen nobody huh [ __ ] idiot yo thanks

Channel: Ryan The Leader

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Id: 5OAcFDbE1nc

Length: 6min 25sec (385 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 03 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/TheBlahrg]

Jokes just goes on for way too long.

[u/zombiehex]

Gus Johnson looks super weird in this one.