CHRIS GOES TO ITALIAN SCHOOL - Family Guy

[Music] mr. and mrs. Griffin thanks for coming in to see me today is this about Chris we know he's been struggling lately well let me put it this way parents have a failing student say what no Peter wait nope too late he said it I'm marking it didn't get the wus they're very smart Asian maybe they didn't understand me I don't know the point is Chris's grades aren't improving and just yesterday he caused a little ruckus in his history class right we here feel that the best solution is for Chris to attend something called vocational school don't you have to be Italian to go to one of those schools yep there will be plenty of those jokes later in the episode I [Music] can't believe I have to go to vocational school does this mean I'm a failure no sweetie it means that way of failures can I help you yes I'm here for my first day of vocational school right this way [Music] [Music] this notepad and pencil is from mr. Tony over there all right settle down you yucks we got a new student Chris Griffin so everybody give him an a look at that your first day and you got all A's come here let me pinch your cheek got all A's you're expressing affection and dominance Griffin where's the og or lotta at the end you Jewish know it true if you're Jewish they cut your dong off with an axe my uncle's Jewish friggin mess that guy Hey chip-chop it's 9:30 let's start thinking lunch we do a nice sit-down thing here little bit got a little veal Rocco here learn to cook in the joint okay everybody dirty up your hands we'll eat in ten wow this is way better than that barber school I went to where I couldn't stop pumping the chair just a bit off the top and shorter on the sides we're just gonna be pumping today all right Chris a big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked when somebody hasn't had a particular item on a restaurant menu hey Chrissy we're thinking about going over to Pete's you want a bread sandwich what's a bread sandwich what you never had a bread sandwich from Pete's everyone who's not currently in the room get over here Griffin's never had a Pete's bread sandwich whoa what you never had a bread sandwich from Pete's we've covered this somebody tell me what it is what do you think it is it's three pieces of bread me I like a piece of sourdough on top piece of sourdough on bottom and a nice piece of wheat in the middle I like to go rye rye rye I'm a ride guy hey you guys going to Pete's someone give me a bread sandwich Griffin's never had one what what guys I just called peace did closed forever what who answered the phone mr. and mrs. G thanks so much for having us over for dinner oh it's our pleasure Chris has said so many nice things about you maybe wanted to if I matru Oh Chris tell your mom and dad about the story I wrote oh I don't know Chris come on don't be shy okay it's called the black duck the black duck you ever see duck I see the brown duck a yellow duck a white duck with a green head it has all kinds of ducks this kid thinks of a black one come on it's just a stupid story guys hey if it was such a stupid story why would it have such a well-rounded protagonist remember what I told you behind the garage that you might be gay what no no I just say that the imagination on this one black ducks I'm gay what's next Martians little green Martian people Chris I'm so happy you have so many wonderful new friends he was very unpopular in high school oh yeah you know he's strong too he takes care of a lot of stuff for us staff yeah he took care of one of our competitors Mr Firestone says hello oh my god Chris that's silly but it's still murder relax that Michelin Man had no family he came from tires ma Chris there's something your father and I want to talk to you about Chris Chris sorry I only answer to Chrissy now fine Chrissy yeah ma can you stop lifting your rusty weights while we talk to you Chris we're worried about you and your new friends ah don't worry about it don't worry about it okay no Peter it's not okay Chris we don't want you in the Mafia hey I'm in waste management Chris you need to be back in High School where you belong but principal Shepherd won't let you back in and we don't know what to do what do I need school for Tony Danza never went to school and he played a guy named Tony on four different TV shows Lois let me handle this Chris I'm gonna say this in a way an Italian mechanic would understand you're breaking your mother's heart ma why didn't you say so MA I'll take care of it [Music] [Music] what have you got there a guy letting me back into school says what what damn it okay see on Monday

Channel: Left Brake Right Gas

Views: 14,565,237

Keywords: family guy, chris, family guy crhis, family guy best moments, chris becomes italian, family guy italy, chris new school

Id: nm28m4gEOkI

Length: 6min 34sec (394 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 09 2019