Day in the life of a Simp

oh you're my doormat the first thing i do when i wake up i check her instagram and her twitter to make sure i haven't missed anything she's posted sometimes she tweets the funniest things and then of course i have to react to her instagram story heart eyes of course sometimes she responds back she responded back to me she said shut up we're taking things slow uh right now she has a boyfriend which is totally fine oh my gosh thank you guys yes yeah this is your laundry he's doing it hey can you separate like colors and whites you know oh do you know where i'm going tonight yes me and spencer are going out yes and you're gonna yes you're gonna use that um yeah yeah yeah okay yeah okay if she posts a song on her story i've got tickets to that concert you know immediately i've got front row tickets for her and you know the guys she likes have fun if you post anything on instagram i'll be the first to react to it if there's any guys bothering her whether that be twitter or instagram i either message them a really mean message or i report their account hopefully to get them you know deactivated or something like that um look at what i said to this guy who called you ugly whatever i don't really care so what do you get out of this man like commenting and white knighting and all this stuff like what's in it for you what do i get out of commenting in white knighting if you want to dub it that well eventually a girlfriend who will never leave me what's this french vanilla coffee creamer you know i like caramel do better huh how's that working for you what getting cooked you know who created the word cuck shakespeare that's not even true cold yeah he didn't make that up yes he did shakespeare made up thousands of our words that we used today do you want he i think he can give us like another 40 if you want something um yeah it's like 50 or so yeah that'd be good yeah i could do it shut up shut up just shut up [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't think that's gonna work for you yes it will i will marry her one day but she right now is going to you know experience what it's like to be with a boy that will not respect her so have you ever kissed this girl that you're with kissed her have i ever kissed her yeah is it romantic that is i have never kissed her okay that is unrespectful in the most amount possible physical dependency happens in people who do not love each other me and what she she and what i share is much different you know what to do in the back well i guess you got me there buddy checkmate god bless

Channel: Ryan The Leader

Views: 6,945,869

Rating: 4.9447904 out of 5

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Id: bUfift7822g

Length: 4min 6sec (246 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 06 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/mimiczx]

He played that part a little too well... 🤔

[u/Artemis-4rrow]

Omfg

[u/iceman994]

I watched one video for 5 seconds then instantl, closed youtube. Then I removed it from my history becuz jt was disgusting. Really its show how a Simp thinks. When they meet an incel omg. Xddd

[u/Lord_Valkorion]

Bro some of it is dramatic but the other parts are strangely accurate

[u/69macncheese69]

Omg 😂😂😂