-All right. We're checking out the only game where
you can add 400 billion people to Florida sneeze and then kill them all. it's Solar Smash. So, uh, Solar Smash had a giant
update, and before they did this, they actually asked me some
things that I would like to see, and so I have to show you the horror
that is now possible besides being able to finally shove things up Uranus. Now, you can create a custom
planet and you can decide exactly where the landmass is. Crap, I just freaking blew a hole
in my custom planet by accident. Hold on. Anyway, where the landmasses are,
you can shove people in there. In fact, you can just shove
a lot of people in there. You can shove as many people as you're
prepared to hold down on the mouse for. Actually, hold on. We can be a little bit
more artsy here, right. Just throw down some of this. There we go. Now, at least we have, you
know, something legitimate. Now, we can shove all
the people in there. Here we go. I feel like the F would be
especially good property value. So, I'm gonna throw everyone in there. Less people live in the Us. I just threw a meteor right
on the middle of the Us. Now, it looks
like I don't even-- I don't really want to describe
what that looks like now. Oh, you can change the
intensity of the brush. Hell, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is much easier. I'll throw some cloud cover on there. It looks like-- can I put
like Saturn rings around it? Oh, hell yes. You can even make it like a D20. Anyway, once you do
all this, you can save it, and then you get to find out
exactly what your world is like. See, there's three billion
people who live right on the F or at least I think they do. I don't really know how many
people live in these other, but actually, we can find out. Might as well use the new
use- use the new weapon here. I killed over a billion people. I also created FOC. I don't know what this stands
for, but I'm sure it's something totally monetizationable. The only problem is-is that three
billion people on a planet isn't enough. I may actually have to add land to
an entire planet and shove as many people on there as humanly possible. Now, before I do that, hold on,
let me just get the F out of there. Okay, so, this brush all the way up,
all the land on the entire planet. All of it. Water, we don't need
water where we're going. Oh, yeah, here we go. Come around this way. I love that this game is like
art except instead of creating beautiful pictures, you're creating
massive amounts of casualties. I realize now when they
asked me what I would like, I wanted the ability to kill more
people, like to custom make the world so that I could do
terrible things with it. I only now realized that my verbal
description of what I want in this game makes me sound like a psycho. Oh, I don't-don't want to miss anything. Here we go, okay. So, now all the available
space is taken up. All right, let me just save this,
because I have a tendency to blow planets up without wanting to. All right, put that all the way up, now
as many people as I can shove on here. It's actually quite hard
to draw the word yeet. Imagine this was like a science
project for school or something like that, your parents would be like,
"What did you do at school today?" And you'd be like, "I
killed 70 billion people." Although in today's day and age, your
parents would be like, "I'm so proud." This just looks like a gigantic
orifice in the middle of the earth that keeps getting bigger and bigger. It's like the earth's mouth. It just keeps screaming louder and
louder, because it knows what's coming. Oh, hold on. I missed a spot. I-I-I can't have that. There we go. There we are. No place on this planet will be safe. Actually considering, I've already
put however many billion people, I should probably save. You know what? How many people are on here right now? 58 billion people. Oh my God, I'm not- I'm
not even close to done yet. We might get 100 billion. I'm not gonna lie. It has definitely taken some time
filling up this entire planet with people to kill, but you know,
like, Rome wasn't built in a day. This isn't really like Rome. It's more like hell, but hell probably
wasn't built in a day either, and the devil is probably still importing
furniture from Wayfair or whatever. Right now, it just looks like I'm
giving the earth a gigantic sunburn. Oh, I left a cheese doodle on there. All right, we're almost there. I got a couple more sanctuaries
that I need to fill up. Is it just me or does
this look like a frog? Oh, this planet is just looking hideous. All right, fill all that up and
that last little spot over here. Yep, there we have it. Okay, so, every single inch of
this planet is now inhabited by the maximum amount of people,
which gives us 103 billion people. Again, always make
sure to save often, because we're gonna
be blowing this up a lot. I think my favorite part is-- okay, so
this is the dark side of the planet. It's actually brighter than
the non-dark side of the planet because there's so many cities. What else can I do to this place? Does it matter how cold or hot it is? Is everyone's still alive. Yeah, no one cares,
just one giant Canada. Right now, it's one giant Florida. The cloud cover doesn't even
matter because you barely get to see the clouds. I do always love like asteroid belts. We'll put that there. Vegetation, our vegetation
is painted with blood. There. It just looks like s--
like rivers of blood. I actually had to do it with vegetation
because we don't have any water. I just don't think we have any water. Hold on. Let me- let me turn it like a hot pink. Just so, yeah, there's no water. It's just land. What is this? Is this like the color of my cities? Oh, this is just the
overall tint of the planet. My planet looks incredibly festive. All right, so if I take my,
uh, my lightning here, and I just touch like the
tip, how many people die? So, [laughs] I actually broke the game. I can't use anything. I put so much crap on this planet,
I'm not even allowed to kill it. Hold on. There has to be a way. Oh God, it works now, but i-it
saved this image of my planet, so it looks like
my planet is a sun. You know what? Seems like something I would do. Everyone lives on the
surface of the sun. [music] Yeah [laughs] That actually looks kind of cooler
than any planet I could have designed. Well, now I can finally
lightning strike it. Oh, the lightning can't even exist. Oh, it can. It just- it's just inside. Well, I killed 103 billion
people with one single storm. Okay. There we go. I got my planet back,
and it looks real now. Well, you know, except
for the seas of blood. So with the new weapon, one
single shot, how many people die. I'm gonna do it up here, actually. 11 billion people. You know, with this, hold on a second. There you go, I made a revolver. Strangely enough, the safest
place to live is in the backside of the revolver of death. Can you pull up the sun out here? I'm just trying to see if my custom
planet can suffer a toxic heat death. It absolutely can. I'm really hoping that the game
saves how many people I've killed because we're gonna be- we're
gonna be setting records here. Just real quick, I hadn't
actually gotten to play with the freeze ray that much. I don't understand why
it's killing people. Well, I understand why
it's killing people in Florida, but I don't understand why just
being cold kills everyone else. It's what-- oh, turn the
earth into a snowball. Did I get something for this? Oh, yes [laughs] I remember flat earth,
but I don't remember- I don't remember us--
it giving us cube earth. Cube earth is amazing. Actually, now, I'm kinda curious. Hold on. Where- where's Florida at on cube earth. Oh, we're over here. I just need to just real quick. Oh, we're gonna have to-- hold on. I-I need to step this up. There we go. Oh, man. I was hoping the earth would stay alive. Although now it kind of looks
like two pieces of toast. Quite frankly, it's delicious. While I have cubed earth, there
is something that obviously I have to do, this, this. I don't want it to go too deep now. Maybe a little deeper, right? Well, a little deeper. There we go. All right. Now we go over here. Yeah. No, don't blow up yet. Just-just chill out in there. You guys are really disappointing me. I was gonna say, if I
throw them into the side, how about if I slow things down? There we go. Don't explode. Don't explode. Don't explode. Don't explode. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do not explode yet. Do not explode yet. I am nowhere near done. Damn it. I think the thing that amazes me the
most is how much death I've caused so far, and there's only 1 billion people
that died from all this insanity. Ah, it's pooping out my explosion. Stop it. Actually, this is-- well,
it was working out well. Now not so much. Now I can't actually even see. Real quick, just because I need to know. Does the cute planet have like
better sunscreen or anything? Uh, no, it does not. I don't know if it dies
like a circular planet, but it's not looking
good so far. It's basically just a sugar
cube getting slowly dissolved. Oh, that's interesting. It has an outline, kind of
like a cardboard box right now. It still exploded in
a vague circle though. So, I mean, you can give this a shield. Does it stop the ultimate cannon? Of course, I put the shield
in the middle of the ocean. Listen, I wanted to protect the whales. Okay? Ah. Okay, the shield did
nothing, literally nothing. What am I paying you for? It protects against other things, right? Yeah. Okay.
Hold on. Now, I'm kind of curious. How many of these can you have? Is there any way to stop the canon? I'm like Ironman, I'm going to throw
money at this problem until it works. I'll put them on the backside too. How about that? Okay. Like a giant cancerous
growth at this point, they have stacked,
outward, and do it. It did absolutely nothing. Oh, I actually went almost
through the exact same hole, but now I need to know something else. Hold on. I need to put an absolutely
obscene number of these things around the planet. I'm assuming you can't stop
the sun's explosion with these, but I'm willing to spend 7
billion lives in order to find out. Yeah, wouldn't want- wouldn't
want the polar ice caps to melt. Let's make sure to
protect that real good. I want every square inch of this
planet to have a shield over it. There's a corner over here. Can't allow that. Here we go. This whole side, I told you I was
prepared to use an absurd amount of these, more, every square inch. Okay. I think-- oh, hold on. The problem is the freaking--
so many corners like running out of actual screen space. I mean, this is a channel of
extreme, so it kind of makes sense. There we go. Okay. Gotta fill up that hole. Uh, let's see, you got one over here. One over here, this whole edge. Okay. Now that I've effectively made a deal
with the devil, spent $70 gajillion. It looks like there's
openings, but there's not, because the problem is when you
look straight ahead, it's all closes up. This is the ugliest protective
sphere anyone has ever made. Right now, some alien species is
looking at this and facepalming. Okay. So this part over here that's pretty
far away, I just want to test. It will legitimately stop things, right? Oh.
yeah. Okay.
It stops that. No big deal. Giant fisty guy. It takes out quite a few of
them, but it does stop him. I'm assuming the-the bull crap beam just
goes right through the planet still. Yup. And now, the big question is, does
this just act like-- oh, hold on. There's another hole. Does this just act like
a giant piece of tinfoil? Does it just- does it just
bake everyone inside basically? Keep finding more openings. Okay.
Now I'm satisfied with this. Okay. Sun's exploding. Time is slowed down. Everyone's still o-okay. Everyone is not okay. Every-- so many people
are-are less okay now. Oh, Florida's going
to be the last to die. Yes, I did it. I saved all my people one time. Oh, legit. It killed all of them. Okay. I wasn't sure if it would destroy all
of the protective things, but it does, and once again, the planet is sad. Actually, I shouldn't say that. I don't think that the planet
knows how to experience happiness. I went back over to my custom planet. I ended up using the
world-destroyer bomb by accident. So now-- oh, damn it,
there's a second one. So now, all 103 billion people just
got liquified due to a misclick. What happens if I give it the D20? Oh, it's got a lovely bionic
squid on the bottom over here. That's good. Would that stop the world destroyer? Oh. I mean, it did so far. I don't know what's going to
happen once it peels in on itself. Yep. Planet's totally fine. Can the shield stop Cthulhu? Cthulhu doesn't give
an about no shields. Reach in there and grab it, Cthulhu. Never mind. Cthulhu just got backhanded back
into the nether reaches of space. How about shadowy One-Punch Man? Are you able to get
through the shield or are you just going
to break your hand? Ah, totally got through the shield. Finally, part of the-the planet
is actually dark as well. I wanted to see if the little buzz
saw ray could get through this, but they just crashed into the asteroids. So the asteroids actually do something. See, it starts trying to- it
starts trying to meld its way through the earth, but then
because they suck it driving, they run into the asteroids and die. So wait, if you take out one of the
squids, does that stop the shield? Stops half the shield. Now my earth is wearing a sad hat. How about if Cthulhu is
spawned inside of the shield? Oh, he just- he just, no matter what
he goes to the outside of the shield. Let me fondle the shield
until nothing is left. I didn't know this, but you can
actually hit these asteroids. Like you can send them out into space. What happens if you drive a
moon through the asteroids? It does provide a little
bit of protection. Saying this sounds
really bad out loud, but I wonder what happens when I open
up a black hole in the middle of Uranus. There we go. Now, Uranus, I don't know, it's
all just gas, so it just looks sad. It's like a large--
oh, Uranus is healing. Uranus cannot be defeated,
and there you go. While Uranus has a permanent
scar, it is still in one piece. So if Cthulhu comes down and like
literally takes a part of it with him, does it still get to regenerate? Although, I don't really think
you should be taking a solid. Okay, no, he doesn't. Yup, totally regenerates. Interestingly, the thing that does the
most damage to Uranus is freezing it. Uranus is indeed allergic to the cold. I was curious. Okay, yeah, I was curious
if opening up a black hole on my 103 billion
population planet would get rid of some of the
asteroids, and it absolutely does. My planet wasn't happy not being a
cube like the other one, so I fixed it. Okay. So I know that this laser is basically
the strongest weapon in the game. It's just instant death. So could this take out Cthulhu finally? All right, summon him. I don't see anything. I can hit him from this side
too, it went right through him. How about the worm? Eh. No. I'm trying to saw cubed earth in half. There we go. I was gonna say, but everyone just
keeps running into one another. There, and now I can finally
put a bunch of black holes in the middle of two pieces of
bread, and that's what that looks like. It's delicious and, you know, violently
murderous, and we're left with what looks like cube earth screaming in pain. Anyway, folks, I think I've
given them 103 billion reasons why not to listen to me. I hope you enjoyed this episode
of Solar Smash, until next time. Stay foxy, much love.
