-All right. We're checking out the only game where
you can send a Legion of space dragons to kill a hundred billion
people on earth until it's the size of a single slice of American cheese. It's Solar Smash. So Solar Smash had a brand new update,
uh, besides bringing in space dragons, they now allow you to make part of
the earth completely invincible. This is possibly the most amazing thing
ever as you can decide exactly how wide, tall, long, short, or whatever
the invincible slice will be, and so I have decided that I want to
see just how thin I can get the earth and see how many people I can shove on a
one millimeter thick slice of Earth. Now obviously we need to
start with a baseline. Although, I am kind of curious now. Does the invincibility area, is
it like completely invincible? Like if I blow up the sun,
will this part of the earth be completely unscathed or does
the sun actually get through it? Yes, the sun absolutely gets through it. The sun does not care about
your invincibility area. You can't spell yeet without y. So the obvious power here is in the
custom planet area, because I found out that what you can do, hold on, is you
take your My Little Pony beam, all right, you, you know, shave a little bit
off the top of the earth like this here. Oh yeah, that's nice and smooth. That looks delicious. It's like a fresh oatmeal
raisin cookie that's been baked on the surface of the Sun. Then you can take this part of the earth
then you can get rid of the protective area. There we go. And now I-I basically
have 1/4 of a sushi, but that's not all,
this area is still alive. Normally in the game, it would
have killed everyone on here. Hold on now, I can go ahead though,
put some let-- you know what, hold on. Let me make Florida. Actually that looks more like Australia. There we go. That's kind of like Florida. Actually, it's just the tip. Doesn't look so much like a planet. Looks like bad cammo. Anyway, now we can go ahead
and shove people on here. Now obviously, you need to
know exactly how many people we can shove on this sad sushi. You boys like intergalactic teriyaki? Actually, am I allowed to put land? Hold on, I'm kind of curious. Can I put land here? Like, does it count? Nah, that's all right, I
have an idea for later. Pretty sure that was Florida's tip
right there, and then you have what is effectively a really long bra. I like to use my imagination
to try and figure out what all these different shapes look like. This just looks like a water bottle
vomiting fire or a turtle with no legs. All right, now that we've got all that
filled up, always make sure to save often. Okay, I'd like to take a moment
to mention, I managed to shove more people on this sad pickle
slice than the original Earth had. Now one of the things that is amazing
is that you can take a space dragon here, hold on, and you can
pilot the space dragon, and of course the dragon
makes the glorious sound. Yay. Although, I don't know what
happens if you just, like, run into earth as the dra-- I just killed the dragon. I-I feel like that was
some sort of weird felony. I'm not gonna lie, a lot of
people wanna drive Teslas or Lamborghinis or something. If I could drive a
dragon, I would be happy. Hmm. Dragons like pickles
just like everybody else. All right, I'm gonna try
to not kill this dragon. Florida's Department of
Wildlife will get after me. Although hold on. I think it's pretty obvious
that I have to see if I can drive this dragon into the sun. I need this dragon to blow up this sun. I feel like that's the
start of some sci-fi book. Ouch. I don't know what happened. My dragon just didn't
want to go into the sun. He was like, "Hell no." Also, just digging through
the earth, I killed everyone. Hold on, I wanna put one Cthulhu-- Oh,
I can't even put Cthulhu in the middle. He comes from the side. How big of a piece can he take? There's not much left, man. The hell was that? It was like a nibble. So luckily the Railgun does
let you hit whatever you want. Crap. I was trying to core out the middle, I
ended up blowing up the whole planet. Now it just looks like a
giant piece of tetanus. Okay, so if you remember, this was
the max population planet that I had made originally, but now what I have
to do is just find out how screwed up I can get these things to work. Yeah, you know what, let's go sideways. Actually, hold on. Can I go like, can I go like this. I just wanna see if I can
turn this planet into what is effectively just a French fry. All right, so to do this kind of quick-- Oh, here. Let's do this. Here we go. Oh, yeah, that- that's gonna help. A little bit down here too. It's, um, it's kind of like
we're brutalizing the French fry. We're tenderizing the French fries. Here we are. Yes, go. I'm trying to find the fastest
way to get rid of all this crap on the outside to leave the stuff on
the inside so I can have my fry. What the hell? Oh my God. What did I do to the planet? It's like I ripped its face off. I skinned it like an apple. Uh, I think I may have
broken things hold on. Okay. That may have been because that
planet was still on an old save. There we go. Oh yeah. If I can't have my French
fryer earth, I'mma be pissed. Okay. I ended up killing everyone
on the last planet too. So here's the plan. I'm going to get this working. Okay. So right now everything's fine. The planet is still alive. Okay. Now what happens if I take
this and I start, you know, making it thinner like that. All right. Oh yeah. Oh, here we go. Okay. So far so good, everyone on this planet
is probably like, "If you spent as much time trying to torture everyone
as you did, trying to help everyone--" Yeah, yeah, I know,
tomato-tomato, right. We're getting there. Now we have like an earth bottle opener. Hey, bring it down a little bit more. This is going to work. It may be kind of like a steak
fry, but it's still going to be an earth French fry, swear to God. And then I have to get it
as thin as humanly possible. All right. Bring it in. [laughs] Okay, now we basically
have the earth school eraser. Okay, perfect. A little bit more. I don't want to go too far. Torture takes time. Okay. Yes, yes, it's working. The planet hasn't blown up yet. Okay. Now for the last chunk, poop, there. Let me have my French fry,
let me have my French fry. Yes. Oh, we're going to have
one millimeter thick earth. It's going to happen. Okay. We did it. Okay. So now that I have the
French fry earth, hold on, now the land on it, I
get as much as possible. I don't have a lot of space to work
with all right, but we're gonna make do. Here we go. And now people want as
many as them as possible. I feel like this is one of those
instances where, like, everyone's starting to go to space now at
this point in time, and you know, people are thinking about colonizing
other planets, and then they get to it and they see this and
they're like, "Oh God." They'd be like, "Who built this planet?" They'd be like, "GrayStillPlays." They'd be like, "No." Oh, hold on. I think I missed like a tiny little area
right up-- like right up here, I think. There we go, there we go. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. A little bit more. Okay. French fry earth is ready. Now, I want to make it look-- hold on. I want to make it look legit. So, you know, put as
many clouds on their. Clouds. If I put like a ring around it, is it
like-- that's like a legitimate ring. If a planet was shaped like
this, I don't know if it's, like, gravitational field around
it would be perfectly circular. Not like I'm a scientist or anything. All right, make it very Floridian. Okay, so now I can take
the protective sphere away. There we go. There is 1.8 billion
people on the French fries. Oh, crap, I almost shot it by accident. Let me turn that off. I would- I would be in complete dismay
if I destroyed this work of art. Okay. So, all right. So you have French fry earth. So now, right, if I take
this, oh, not that way. Take this. All right, so now if I shrink it
by-- this is getting pretty stupid, but all right, just hear me out now. Let's see if this works. I think once I put people
on it, it won't let me do this, but I'm going to try. Ah crap. One shot and everyone insta died. 1.8 billion people. That was-- Ah my planet
just disappeared. What the hell? Ooh, I am dividing by
zero in this episode. Like, is there anything
technically there right now? Hold on. Space dragon, ge-get in there. I want to see-- can
you, like, do anything? I don't [?] get a
space dragon right now. Oh, I can't even get rid of the shield. Oh, I broke things in a way
they weren't meant to be broken. All right, no worries. We've got another planet
right for the Bob Rossing. Okay. So if I take this, I don't
even know what would happen. Like, is this even-- it is? There-there is space. Like it is one tigh-- Ah, that
dragon just side swiped my plan. I had nothing to do with that. What I was trying to say is if I go
like this, can I get rid of all this but keep the middle still alive. Actually, I'm going to kill
people with urine today. I don't do that enough. Okay, okay. So far so good. Yes, I told you, even if the game
doesn't want us to do something, there's always a way to make it work. I just can't put any people on it yet. Otherwise it'll they'll
d-- like, this won't work. It's because nobody's dumb enough to
hang around while I'm taking a stream of light speed urine to their planet. Actually, what happens if someone
urinated on earth at light speed? That sounds like the
title for a new video. All right. Get rid of this last
little chicken nugget. There we go. Okay. And legit, look at this, for real,
flat earth has nothing on this. Okay. So now, right? Oh yeah. I can put land on it. Imagine if this game was used in, like,
a science class and the parent would be like, "What did you do today at school?" And the child is like, "I turned
earth into a gigantic sewer lid and then I killed everyone on it." I mean, the dad would probably
be like, "That's my boy." All right, Now I need to see exactly
how many people I can get on here. I feel like the original earth
would look at this planet and be like, "What did you do to my boy?" All right. So we got our perfect earth onion ring. Get rid of that. Yeah, you can see the
cities over here built up. And now the big question is,
how many people could live on this sad potato chip? What the hell? How did I get more people living on
this than I did on the other one? There's eight billion
people shoved in here. I mean, I guess there is
more space than a French fry. Now, if I send a moon right
through the middle of this, will it kill everyone, or will it just
make it like the perfect earth onion ring? Damn it, why did ya'll have to die? Although it did keep the
earth looking earth like. Hold on. I just don't want to
half-ass the onion ring. So I have to urinate
until it's-- There we go. Perfect. Delicious. Or is it? What the hell? What the hell? What happened to the crust? Looks like an overcooked
brick oven pizza. Um, well, maybe I can cool it. Oh, that makes it perfectly smooth. Woo. Yeah. Hold on. Oh yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. I'm making Zena's
chakra out of the earth. Okay. Something I-I dreamed of my whole life. Just a happy little mistake. There you go. I turned the earth into a wedding
ring or like a piece of fried calamari with a lot of freezer burn on it. Okay. Real quick, before I try and get
the tiniest piece of earth possible, I've got to feed my dragon. Okay. I'm not even sure. Hold on. I kind of want to see if I can
fly through the middle of this. This dragon would look
at this planet and be like, "Oh, maybe I'll just
leave these people alone. Clearly they already
have enough problems." Oh God. I don't have insurance on this dragon. There we go. Oh yeah. Oh, this is totally working. Yes. I don't even know why I'm punching
this, this sad piece of planet. Hold on. Let me see if I can-- All right. He's winding up. He's going to end up splitting
his knuckles because it's so thin. Look at that, it did almost zero damage
because there's nothing to damage. Okay. New planet. And now I have the smallest
protected area you can possibly get. All right. So now it's still like a urine
stream, but it's like the urine stream of someone who abuses
a lot of drugs and alcohol. Please let this work game. I need to know. Okay. Now. Oh, here, here. Come on. Please work. Okay. And then a little bit over here. Oh, it's working. The people. [laughs] Yes. You kinda have to, like, move
it around to get it to work. Hold on. This-- can you actually see? Yeah, you can- you can kinda see
the tiny little city on here. It actually just looks like
the planet is getting leprosy. There, I'll give you a
ring too, because why not? 310 million people. Well, let me get rid of this. That is how many people live
on what is effectively just a lawn dart of the earth? I would say I'd give them a quick
death, but honestly there's- there's nothing that can't kill them. Like I could sneeze on this
planet and it would die. So hold on, let me
make things real slow. Let me blow up the sun. Okay. There we go. So the sun's blowing up. Ah, crap. I hit a frigging asteroid. Okay. Now I just-- I need to know if this is-- Uh, nooooo. [chuckles] I wasn't sure. Maybe it was so small that it wouldn't
even be recognized by the game. Uh, yes. The sad bits of charred flesh of
what is effectively a tent spike of earth are now dissolving. Is it gonna explode like
it really impressively? Because there's no landmass to blow up. Like, there's nothing here. It's- it's just one tiny
piece of earth floss. It did. It exploded like it was a whole planet. There's one last thing
I need to do though. I need to see if this is possible. Okay. Cause you've seen like flat earth
and you've seen cubed earth. Okay. Now this-this, Oh yeah,
people are absolutely going to be able to live on here. Hey, go. Oh, yeah, there's a
little bit down here. Actually, there's a bunch down here. I don't even know how someone could
live over there, but whatever. Behold, I give you Phillips
head screwdriver earth. Population, 11 billion people. Now I can finally say that
I screwed over the earth. Cthulhu, you know what to do. There's like one area where
basically everyone lives. Yam-yam-yam. [laughs] 11 billion souls
over into the next dimension. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this
episode [?] next time stay Foxy. Much love.
