-All right. We're checking out the only
game where you can take stupidity and mutate it 1,000 times. It's Plague Inc. So, yeah. Welcome to a virus
I'm calling death times a thousand. Why? Because it basically has
an infinite number of upgrades. This is just the beginning,
you understand. Like all of these are filled in. It's ridiculous. They're all like that. Look at this. Also, as I understand it,
there's so many different upgrades here, that eventually you can just like turn
the entire earth into one giant soul gem. Even Thanos would be proud. You can even turn people into snails. I like how we go
from one extreme to the other. And so our job is to embrace
the ridiculousness, and try and mutate our virus
as much as humanly possible. And of course destroy Greenland. Actually, from what I've seen,
Greenland has kinda gotten on the bandwagon of dying
like everyone else. Nowadays, it's Madagascar. Hey, Madagascar. You like your palm trees? Yeah, I'm in Florida.
I like palm trees too. You're still gonna die. Now as we have our first bit of points,
you can see we can already upgrade six different things. Like spiral warts,
or molecular coils, or hunger. What kind of hunger? You got dizziness. Hyperarousal? You know what?
Sure. So this goes into bone degeneration,
perspiration, attention seeking, and impulsiveness. Wait. So, the one that I picked turns people
into weak perspiring, attention seeking, impulsive-- Really? It sounds like me as 11 years old. All right.
Anyway, moving onward here. Uh, dwarf attacked by carp. Wait. What? Every once in a while,
this ticker has something that I've never seen before. This is exciting. It's like something out of a D&D session. All right, we've got more points,
so we might as well move it on. Where is, uh-- Where is the hunger? Yeah, let's do the hunger. I'm not gonna lie. Before I even click on this,
it looks like a person with a serpent's tongue licking
the blood off of something. Spiroglossia? The tongue gains extra flexibility
and curls itself in a natural spiral shapes. That's hot. Oh, the infected begin
to crave abnormal substances and even consume inorganic materials. Yeah. When your roommate starts
eating cat litter, that's when you know. Broccoli are actually aliens. That makes me sad
because I love broccoli. Yeah, I love to have
my tongue doing backflips, so let's do that. Joint hypermobility. Oh, this just makes everyone
that one kid in school who can bend his thumb back
to his forearm. As usual, we wanna keep everyone alive
as long as possible. The reason why is
because this way I get the-- I get to make sure
the virus gets as stupid as humanly possible. They say plane with 100 passengers lost in hurricane eye. That wasn't in Florida. Seriously, over in Florida, unless the winds
are over like 180 miles an hour, you're still coming in to work. Uh, let's do the eating thing. That's scary. Uh, infectees gain the impulse
to drink human blood. It was only a matter of time. I love how I'm not even trying
and eventually people just turn into cannibals. All I wanted was for people
to start eating Legos, and suddenly cannibalism. All right, let us move over to the brain. Okay, so here we have-- I don't know what that word is. Inflammation of the optic nerves cause
the infected eyes to twitch and roll
in their sockets independently. I feel like this is something
that people pay for in Twitch. If you're able to do this,
don't you get donations. Uh, scoliosis. I actually know what this is. I'm gonna do the perspiration next. The spiral obsession. A man in the USA has developed
a strange obsession with spirals, filling his house
with spiral-shaped objects. Is this really newsworthy. I got people around me
that collect all kinds of crap. He collected the tears of my enemies. All right, the world
is still working quite well. That's good.
We're already halfway through 2022. I really didn't think
that we would make it this far. All right, let's go, uh-- I wanna get
this crazy eye thing going on, so give me a second here. Electric guitar extracted
from brain tumor. What? When you've got
a whole electric guitar chilling out in your brain, uh-- You know, you may be amazing. Oh, God.
The eyes are flying. Progressive engorgement
of the optic nerves cause the eyes to jut out of the head. They have-they have minds of their own. Spiral eyes. Oh, I feel like
this is something from Naruto. I can make everyone into Naruto. New world building game released. I feel like Facebook is trying
to do something like that. Probability a black hole
forming on the earth low. At this point-- Now, if we can't form
a black earth due to this virus, somehow, I'm going to be sad. I think what's crazy
is I haven't even done anything with the transmission
or anything. It's ju-- Uh-oh. The spiral expands to Canada. Oh, no.
Uh, yes. Malignant phase two, or is it? I might as well do something like that. Go over here to transmission. What we got? This is a house plant? Spiral crafts. Infected become compelled to create arts
and crafts featuring spiral designs. What is going on?
This feels like a Nicholas Cage movie. Conspiracy. I kinda wanna see how crafty
everyone can get, though, so Imma buy it. Bam, spiral towers. People begin to construct new buildings according to the will of the spiral. Oh, lowers lethality. Okay, good. Like I said, we want to keep
everyone alive as long as possible
because the more people that die, the less people that get
to enjoy the insanity that we're going to inflict
upon the entire population of the world. All right. Oh, yeah, the spiral
is really starting to spread now. The spiral master speaks. This is the only guy that can lick
a lollipop that's sitting like 18 inches from his mouth. So you're the one they call
the Spiral Gene, aren't you? You want to know
the secret of the spiral? It's quite simple. I like you,
so if you can pass my challenge, I'll show you something neat. Does your challenge involve
killing everyone because-- oh, my God? All right, we're buying
all kinds of stuff. Yeah, the will of the spiral,
let's do that. The labyrinth. What kind of abilities do we got? Oh, here's a fist. Spiral strike. Right, so this is people just, like,
literally doing anime moves. Excellent.
Mind sensing, oh. The spiral possesses many great powers,
but its true nature is slow growth. Okay. Bring all of humanity to the spiral
using only light red traits. Oh, you get a special surprise ending. Okay.
How many traits have I done already? What's light red? Is that only infectivity? I feel like it's only infectivity. New disease discovered, shh. Oh, it's harmless. Excellent.
Although 385 people have already died. I feel kind of bad about that. Right, yeah, let's do some mind-sensing. Precognitive reflex, oh. Everyone gets to become spider-man. excellent. Levitation. I love that one of the attributes
of this disease is you can freaking levitate. Psychic powers are real. I love that it's all centered
around the United States. Not everyone's going to be coming here
because they want to be psychics too. Yeah, see, look.
look at this. Yeah, everyone wants
to go to US route, huh? Precise vision, okay. Telepathy. Uh, yeah, sure.
Oh, do you know what? Hold on, I think I know what it meant. Light red traits is probably
just these and these and none of these, so I have to devolve all these. Okay, I got rid
of all the traits over here, so now we're only doing these ones. All right, over to perspiration. Secretion. When you start sweating pancake syrup,
that's when you know, but I can't have it yet
because it's-- it turns-- it's like too lethal, so I'll wait,
eventually though people will be secreting pancakes here. All right, Mrs. Butterworths. That's all right, though. We'll move over to these warts here. Spiral spikes. This is what happens
when you get to puberty. Oh, hold on. I almost forgot. Anime powers, go. All right, we're starting to reach
all around the world now. No one cares at this point. They're just letting it go, man. It's only killed 608 people,
that's nothing. I feel like more than 608 people trip
over discarded Starbucks cups. Let's see here. People's eyes are ripping out
of their heads. That does increase lethality. We don't want that. Okay, no, no. Okay, but if you're impulsive,
it's totally fine. Histrionic. Dramatic behaviors, exaggerated emotions. Wanderlust. Mm.
Obliviousness. Spiral syndrome likened
to violent feuds in the United States. Police in the USA have
their hands full as several existing, unrelated family rivalries
have suddenly escalated into violence. They've all tested positive
for the spiral syndrome. Ah, yes, people are just starting
to attack, whatever they're called, they're called the twisted. Oh, God.
Oh, no. Oh, the death is coming. Oh, we gotta start spreading quick. Oh, USA, no. All right, now technically
I think these ones still count as well, so I'll try and buy these
as quickly as possible. Let's move over here. Well, this one I'm not allowed
to buy, but this one I can. All right, this is a damn tornado? It is. Oh, spiralling insects. I love how no matter what,
I can always get mosquitoes in this game. All right, UK is dealing it. Birds in the USA seen flying
in spiral patterns. I love that they're just flying
into windows at an increased rate at this point. Don't you touch this thing,
Germany, swear to God. All right, more insects. Oh, did you see that?
Hold on. Oh, there's all kinds
of spiral stuff happening. Look at this. Spiral fracture triggers borehole collapse
in Canada. Oh, no. Viral video captures cows
standing in spiral shape. All right,
now let's grab the plants here. All right. All living things
are connected with the spiral. Yeah, they sure are. We're getting points like crazy now. Uh, let's see here. We don't want that one. All right, I'm gonna grab
the wacky hands. I'm gonna grab this molecular coil. All this does is give people curly hair. Oh, there it is, the anime haircut. I love that there's an entire tree
for just making your hair curly. This is amazing, I want both of these. I could be giving people porcupine quills,
but instead, I'm just making their hair annoying. All right, yeah,
let's, uh, do this over here, you can all be cloud strife. You're welcome.
And this one too. All right,
now we've killed 100,000 people, but that's all right. Oh, my God, this dude
is lifting weights with his tongue. All right.
What else am I allowed to buy here? Uh, yeah, let's do that one. You can get a tail? I'm turning people in X-Men over here. You can get levitation,
mind-reading, a prehensile tale. Oh Iceland's leading the cure, are they? All right. Looks like everyone's
kind of starting to fight against it. We do not have
anything over in Greenland yet, either, that's a problem. Oh, let me see here. What else can we do for transmissions? What's for cold climates? Uh, moist climates. All right, let's do this. Oh, wow, this increases
the lethality like a lot. [chuckles] This greatly increases ship transmission. Increases air transmission. Okay, this is the one we need. Twisters, hot. I don't-- Actually, we do need to the ship transmission. All right, ship transmission it is. Boom. All right, come on,
let's get it ship over to Greenland here. Freak whirlpools cause coasts to close. All right. As long
as it's not Greenland's coast, it's all I care about. If it ends up closing Greenland's coast, then I don't know. The spiral people are gonna have
to learn how to swim. Ooh, random infections in polar regions, you got it. How to avoid the spiral syndrome. Avoid becoming infected, avoid all association-- Everything's associated with it. Now, don't think about it,
while it's murdering all of your friends. All right, now I can-- let's see here. Give everyone the mark, and then eventually
I'll have everyone's eyeballs exploding out of their skulls. That sounds fun.
Yes, got him. [laughs] All right.
Explody eyeballs. Oh, we're rolling now. Congratulations,
Twister start murdering everyone. You're welcome, Death, yes. Whirlwind riders? While the cyclones continue
to ravage Libya, some daring individuals have learned
to use bodies to control the whirlwinds and take flight. [laughs] Oh, yes.
Glorious murder, my favorite. Uh, all right. We're not allowed to buy predator
because that's not a light red one. Wha-what kills people the best? Maelstroms? Sure. All right, the whirl doesn't do anything,
the typhoon doesn't do anything. The spiral curse? Yeah, sure. Go kill. There we go.
Freak whirlpools, mm-hmm. What else can I buy here? I guess everyone can start having
the crazy tongue thing. Aircraft can no longer enter the country. I don't think it matters. Morocco's really holding out. Hold on.
How are you doing over there, Morocco? Look at that, 51% healthy. Not for long. All right, spiral reconstruction projects,
that's nice. I didn't actually look at this. You can turn into Medusa.
[laughs] Your hair tight takes on a life its own,
sucking the life out of his host in order to grow large,
mesmerizing coils. That's amazing. I wonder if I get the mucus done
we can draw- we can all turn into snails. I don't want everyone dying too fast,
I need more points. All right.
We need three more points for the Medusa. Oh, yeah, there it is. Boom. Oh, that's increased
lethality quite a bit. All right, we're at 75%. The death is really starting to but like-
really starting to go into overdrive here. Placed on the watch list
after 3.7 billion people are dead. Eight planes vanish. Oh, planes. [chuckles] Sorry. For a second there,
I thought it meant like planes of existence. [chuckles] Oh, my God,
this is gonna be unbelievably close. Right now I'm at 93%. I need 20 points for this. Okay, there we go. Buy this. What else can I buy? Yeah, sure.
The bone thing. Ooh, 28 points that
you can turn people's arms into hula hoops. I want it. Okay, there's only 2 million people left. Come on, baby. Kill, kill, kill. 50 million people left. Ooh, spider phobia,
that's not what I wanted. I think that's where people
are actually afraid of it. I need four more points
to turn people's arms into human bore whole constrictors. I need one more point. Come on.
Yes. Yes. So, just real quick. I finally managed to get
the last trait to kill everyone with. Its snail metamorphosis. Yes. The infected limbs atrophy
and they transform into snail-like creatures. In poor countries,
snail people may be used as a food source. Oh, god, I turned everyone into S-cargo. Death times 1,000 to destroy humanity. Sorry, everyone. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Oop, got to get that last point. And finally the last individuals die. If everyone's a snail, what,
do the last two snails just fight to the death
like Street Fighter II. Okay, whatever. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoyed this episode of Plague Inc. Until next time, stay foxy.
Lots of love.
