What's The Best Mascara To Cry In

hey B so this honestly all started because someone named Hennessy sunny tweeted at me can you put different colors of mascara on your eyes force yourself to cry or something and then blink onto a canvas and paint a picture which I laughed a lot about but I don't think I can really do that but it did get me to thinking in a world full of waterproof mascaras mascara is meant to stay on forever which ones are the absolute buck worst which one's gonna give you that I'm having a mental breakdown right now look in ten seconds or less I'm gonna put them to the test I can't find any of this on YouTube I can only find people like testing waterproof mascara and stuff like that I want to know the worst of the worst so I didn't get every mascara there ever was but I have a selection from drugstore brands trying to convince you to look like a butterfly in a cat and all other kinds of animals I don't understand to like higher end we went to Sephora something better than sex which ones are the worst in terms of making it look like you got dumped on The Bachelor in fact let's rate all of these out of that scale I'm not actually gonna cry though so I do have eyedrops we all cry on mascara it happens which one's gonna make you look just a little bit [ __ ] wild don't cry cry which ones are gonna be on your side when it's time to cry if you're crying it's crying let's get emotional so let's start with some wet and wild mega plump Beach Spanish [ __ ] yourself an angel you trying to get me to think about dogs that need homes yeah stop not gonna see why you pay a little more for mascara because it took like five minutes to put on and it's almost like I'm not wearing anything you ready I'm getting nothing no black in those stairs I'm gonna paint you a picture it's your 11th birthday all you asked for was a Snickers Phil pinata you go out front not only do you find out it's milky way's in the pinata but some idiot kid comes from across the street and hits it for you and then all the candy goes everywhere then the tiger comes out of nowhere just starts mauling people ah this is like I I got eliminated the first night of The Bachelor yeah I didn't even get a callback because I didn't have an interesting backstory honestly when Wild mega plug you failed me big-time no effect no tears probably because they didn't put a lot of product on my eyes to be fair this one is called L'Oreal voluminous feline noir this is me putting on my mascara with confidence knowing full well that later on in the middle school dance I will lock myself in the bathroom and [ __ ] cry that's cuz it all goes down in the bathroom Julian I'm crying because I wasn't dancing cuz no one asked me to dance Julian really did that he asked a girl to a dance in middle school and then shut up and be eclose the Jews making like a nice dress the waterworks Oh [Music] obviously look it it's gathering under my I feel I knew our is really coming through for my meltdown I mean this is a good like I can wipe this off and go back to work and like be okay but like it's not the full meltdown that I'm looking for but it's not like the I'm Trisha Paytas crying on my kitchen floor I'm trying to get there dude let's do this covergirl one that's telling me that I should look like a peacock I'm ready to puff my chest up and cry my right ladies this is a thick bottle Darla's look a peacock it told me I would have peacock flare what did I spend my money for oh it's the black tee of each we did it oh it's not like the perfect black tear but that we get in somewhere with peacock flare this is the I got dumped right before we go on a trip in The Bachelor everyone else gets to go to Jamaica but Jared dumped me week five yeah mm-hmm by far the best drugstore mascara out of the only ones that I've tried to cry in and give you that full crying effect I still think we can do better too I want to know about the higher end the ones we save on money for the ones that go promised us sky-high lashes to the gods I want to see what happens when you cry in them so let's start with the internet favorite do your show Beach I can't open this honestly I can't it's an exclusive show that I just cannot get into you got it you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go toward yard you're into a mirror and turn around three times and then James crust pops out those hi sisters [Music] honestly you're not wrong mascara really isn't for Ares to be fair come out with a product called mascaras where you just put it on once and it's just like it's all the remix we didn't know we needed [Music] is that on my new dress yes oh oh okay am I the person that got too drunk on the first night so like I'm growing a little bit out of like embarrassment but like no I'm not like upset like I'm not certainly not in love with the bachelor that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking about okay I got drunk and now I'm sitting on the ground kind of tear yeah this is this is the I'm sitting with your shoes in your hand in the bathroom one shoe in this end one somehow is in my hair it's so far this is the best one to cry in let's try makeup forever 'some okey extravagant I hope this will give me the look of my dreams which is watching the notebook alone you plug it into the wall I hope it's extravagant really mediocre wow what a letdown it doesn't have the same thickness that Diorshow head it's pretty good but it's like I needed to stay thick and black all the way down everyone else is getting pizza nuggets for lunch but I have to eat this lettuce sandwich my mom packed me yea with mayonnaise but mom never learned about nutrition she just opens a head of lettuce cuts a hole in it and squirts this one is crying in the limo while you get dumped but like the audience totally saw it coming but you didn't not bad I'm trying to get to the mascara that like gets all the way down to like your neck right here and is still black let's try some Mark J poop yeah he's a cobbler now what are you doing Julian Julian right now and is taking stuff to put on Maybelline's colossal big shot and he will be crying for us and that Marc Jacobs velvet Noir major Volume Mascara which I can already tell is such a gleep gloop gloop formula which is now what did you do I didn't have a mirror I'm excited for this one here we go honestly I'm so disappointed in Marc Jacobs first of all it's like getting in the corner of my inside of my eye which is just downright gross but like I feel like because my god I feel like this one underperformed because the consistency of it was so waxy which I thought was gonna really give me a great result but it just does not it like holds itself together you've been okay Juliana come on I would give this one I eliminated on the two-on-one date it's all I'm looking for I'm looking for a full-blown [ __ ] hot acacia mine mine is I got kidnapped on the way to my bachelor audition Tarte lights camera lashes tears the wax are your formulas they hold up to the water we need the ones that have like that lengthening [ __ ] in them and like lots of pigment those are the ones that are gonna give us that fresh I'm having a breakdown in the grocery store there we go it's very light this one is like I think I'm gonna get a pint of haagen-dazs and watch step up to the streets alone tonight oh yeah I'm not ready to watch she's all that but I will watch step up to the streets I needed to stay that color all the way down to my neck and like for them to meet here and for it to take off my self-tanner buxom lash mascara intensely volumizes separates defines and it's got a picture of some lady with her boobies on the back mmm it's it's creating a big effect around my eyes oh oh this is like watching a half-hour montage of those dogs when their army parents come home I'm like I'm kind of pleased with this this is what I'm looking for look it that's what I wanted here we go Beach this is my husband left me for another man [ __ ] no this is my husband went on a fateful drive during the snowstorm died but then came back as a snowman oh hell yeah what about this is dramatic absolutely nothing I'm just having a normal day at the office oh it's connecting in my neck yes [ __ ] you know it is it's perfect if you look into cry and make a real big scene like I'm talking a real big scene make sure you cry in buxom you know what's better than sex crying now look I know that these mascaras don't really keep in mind what their products gonna look like streaming down your face but like maybe y'all should consider it do you think this is like fooders but isn't sex I didn't say it was better than chicken and trees that was kind of good oh that one's going oh it's going it's losing a little steam down here I mean I still think that buxom did a little better than this like it was a lot darker down here I'd say it's got a good splash a little splattery I'd like it to be a little more full but like it's getting down here which even do your show didn't get down there benefit a bad gal baby you know what else goes bang are you ready for this bad gal to bang out some tears I don't know they're too watery this is like the I'm crying for my friend on The Bachelor I have a lot of feelings but like they're not for me and they're kind of fake all right well I'd say for black mascara buxom lash really did a number on estilo gonna go drugstore I said covergirl peacock really did be pretty solid so now because I'm curious any [ __ ] that's willing to put this on their eyes you don't see them cry this one's broken mmm [ __ ] give me a canvas oh I'm ready to cry my beautiful tears I've used an entire bottle of eyedrops this look a water color of pain oh oh no I have pinkeye I need the doctor okay this beautiful beach you almost gave me a paper you get a paper cut you're going to the dark pound and right as you find a dog that you really like you see it just get taken to the back they don't really give you like colored tears but they do just get color everywhere it's a different look for a different type of cry you know yeah cries an artist you know who cries and gold Oprah look at that can't even tell us on there a forest green lash like the forest berry that I am bring me my canvas have green on this side and gold on that I let's go what what's so funny oh don't push it into my forehead let me be the artist is it emotional and will they hang it in the MoMA someday I think it is finished your eye is blue your actual eyes blue oh oh my god your eyes and you ever seen such elegance what what are you calling this and what was your inspiration cries and tears well there you have it I'm my eyes stains there's nothing I can do that's right why spend hours sitting around crying in different mascaras to figure out which one's going to be the most dramatic when you can know out of the ones that I tried I obviously didn't try every mascara ever I'm sure there's probably better ones out there I don't know what it is about that formula man it just really gave me that boom pow I just wanted to do this as an experiment I did it for science where's my PhD so now you can consider me the encyclopedia for mascara for people who cry there you go I hope this has done you any sort of service whatsoever you could also just give some waterproof mascara if you didn't want any of these looks but if you enjoy these looks I hope you found this helped it stained my entire island are you calling me a lizard person make sure you subscribe to this loser chest oh I just took that out of my eye that's your contact see you guys next week for which mascara ruined she contact lenses the fastest so far this is the winner but

Channel: JennaMarbles

Views: 8,292,355

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Id: lteC_JdTObE

Length: 15min 51sec (951 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 01 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/teenytinypistachio]

I love when she does beauty-related videos. In this one, she uses eyedrops to create the tears to test which mascara creates the best breakdown tears.

I can update the brands she uses as I go through the video.

No.	Mascara Name	First Impressions	Crying Impressions
1	Wet n Wild Megaplump	Took five minutes to put on, doesn't even look like anything	Failure, no effect no tears
2	L'oreal Voluminous Feline Noir	N/A	Got some tears, gathers under eyes, not a full meltdown look (Trisha Paytas kitchen floor)
3	Covergirl Peacock	No peacock flair	One black tear that's not perfect, "dumped before a trip" effect
4	Dior Show	N/A	Looks like the person that got too drunk on the first night, "drunk and on the ground" tears
5	Makeup Forever Smokey Extravaganza	N/A	Mediocre crying in the limo
6	Marc Jacobs Velvet Noir	Gleep glop gloop formula	Disappointed
7	Maybelline Colossal Bigshot	No mirror makeup challenge	IS SHE OKAY??
8.	Tarte Lights Camera Lashes	N/A	Light color, "watching a movie alone" tears
9	Buxom Lash Mascara	N/A	Big effect around eyes, kind of pleased, "husband left me for another man" tears
10	Too Faced Better Than Sex	Good enough for dogs to eat	Good splash, a little splattery
11	Benefit Bad Gal Bang	N/A	Too watery, "I'm crying for my friend" tears
12	YSL Colored Mascara	N/A	Pink eye, no colored tears but there is color everywhere, will stain your eyelid & contact lens

[u/redfern962]

The best part about Jenna is that I never know what the hell shes going to make every week and every week she delivers hard.

Also Juliens mascara application killed me. I don’t think he got any on his actual lashes

[u/redditIsAShithole6]

Best part - Julien wails the lyrics to "in the arms of the angels" to get her to cry.

Edit: I lied. Best part is when Julien mascara cries into his beard. Also Jenna finally getting the mascara cry that happens when your man dies and becomes Jack Frost. Thanks, Buxom.

[u/fostofina]

There is no clickbait with this woman 😂

[u/backwardsplanning]

So Lauren Conrad must have been wearing Buxom when she cried that perfect black tear on the Hills. God that was iconic

[u/[deleted]]

Oh my god when it shows her eye all blue from the mascara....I had to cover my own eye in sympathy. I know it was her contact but JESUS.

[u/movedtotheinternet]

The beauty community is out here trying SO HARD to be unique and original and bam Jenna shows up pretty much every week with high quality, hilarious unique content. I love her so much

[u/clubpenguinMLG]

the video everyone needs when they're really goin thru it 😤

[u/angstfae]

Yessss. I knew a beautuber vid was coming when I saw Julien’s in-store Sephora commentary on his IG stories.