What Kind of Ghost Haunts An Apartment? Jimmy O. Yang

i know i'm becoming an adult finally because now my favorite tv show is fixer upper on hg tv that's the greatest show of all time you guys watch it chip and joanna gaines fixer-upper it's a great show right it's a great show like it's really a beautiful relationship joanna does all the interior decorating and she brings it on furniture makes the house look amazing and chip just hires mexicans to do everything from it's the most symbiotic american relationship ever it's a really nice show it's a feel-good show right it's an aspiring show you watch the show and you're like man one day maybe my house could look that nice if i move to waco texas if i just give up on my life and move to waco texas maybe i can have a new open concept kitchen i don't know about you guys it's expensive where i live in l.a and i watch the show and i just get frustrated because you get like these like entry-level job having people in texas and they're like joanna we're looking for a six-bedroom house on three acres of land and our budget's fifty thousand dollars i came and buy crack house and compton for fifty hgtv is just basically mtv cribs for adults because when you're 15 you're crazy at dreams you know you watch mtv cribs and you're like oh man one day i hope i can have a lamborghini one day i hope i can have a fridge with only gatorades and now you're like 35 your dreams just get a little more realistic you watching hgtv and you're just like oh man one day i wish i could just fix this roof look i'm i'm doing like fine by any measure you know but i still live in a one bedroom apartment because that's rent controlled and when the asian people when we find a good deal we're never letting that go yeah that apartment is about to be generational it's gonna get passed down my nephew his kids and all that it's mine now basically i don't want to buy a house i live by myself and i'm scared of ghosts i've seen enough movies to know that ghosts only haunt houses not one-bedroom apartments [Applause] i've seen enough hollywood movies to know that ghosts only haunt rich people's houses in the suburbs preferably with a newborn baby because they got way too much to lose high stakes i live by myself i ain't got nothing to lose a ghost come on me i just move words come to worse i lose my security deposit you know what's the ghost going to do he's going to follow me from unit to unit start knocking on my light fixtures i'm like hey dog go ahead it's not my mind wrong we both get evicted okay like you don't want to be a homeless ghost and if you really think about it what kind of loser goes on to an apartment that means that ghost probably died in that apartment he didn't even die a homeowner i ain't got no respect for that he comes taught me i just started talking i'm like hey dog where's your credit score when he died though like for real [Applause]

Channel: Laugh Society

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Length: 3min 59sec (239 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 18 2021