The Real Issue With Hollywood: Jimmy O. Yang

i don't know if you guys remember this just three years ago there was a movie called the great wall starring matt damon it was a real movie it was matt damon in ancient china fighting dragons and everybody spoke english it's like what the is this but you gotta understand i'm not mad at matt damon okay he's an actor that's what he does for a living that's how he gets a check i get it i get it if somebody would offer me a lead role in a movie called mount rushmore i'll play out of george washington you know i mean no shame in my game i'll play george washington carver if they let me that's a black guy by the way i don't know got to represent man i see a lot of people out here in the streets they want to come up to me but they're not really sure there's a lot of debate amongst their friends they're like hey man are you sure that's him if we go up there we got to be sure because if we go up there and it's not him we're going to look super racist are you sure that's not ken jong i don't know it looks kind of like ali wong i don't know and it come up to me is always like the first thing they say like hey hey man aren't you that dude jingyang from that show silicon valley and i was like oh thanks thank you oh yeah yeah yeah thank you thank you i appreciate that yeah i am and then they're like i don't even know you speak english in real life like it's called acting like did you really think matt damon was chinese like what's wrong with you i don't know what the disconnect is like if a white actor does a british accent he's a thespian he wins an oscar if i do a chinese accent i'm automatically from the old country representation matters man a lot of asian people coming up to me very proud very nice they're like jimmy thank you for representing the asians man i'm like hey you're welcome but you do understand it's not really a choice right like when you wake up asian you can only represent asians i couldn't just wake up when they represent nigerians today i'm very proud to represent the asians but at the same time there's so much pressure like nobody ever wanted to matt damon be like hey matt thanks for representing the whites sounds weird that's like a different conversation for some reason you know if somebody came up to me like hey jimmy i'm representing for the whites i would leave that town immediately and they'll come back so much pressure to represent i got to be a good asian everywhere now i got a tip everywhere i go that was one of the major advantages of being asian is i can just pretend i don't know how to tip y'all know what a chinese tip is chinese tip it doesn't matter how big your bill is you tip two dollars that's a check [Music] that's chinese tip man now i gotta tip 20 everywhere i gotta give every uber driver five star rating just so i can be a good representative everywhere i go i gotta represent even day to day even the bedroom i gotta represent after i hooked up with this one girl this is what she said to me she was like jimmy um i don't know how to tell you this but you're the first asian guy i've ever been with i'm like okay what do you want a fortune cookie like like what do you want she act like she just unlocked the new character on street fighters why do you feel the need to say that this one girl said this so disrespectful this is what she said to me after we hooked up she was like jimmy um i'm just glad the stereotypes not true you don't have a small i penis you're just insulting my entire race of people but thank you first of all thank you for thinking that i did have a small penis and we still had sex you the royal mvp you get two fortune cookies tonight miss [Applause]

Channel: Laugh Society

Views: 5,161,960

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Id: pt4f9GjPM64

Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021