10 Minutes of Jimmy O. Yang Being Roasted By His Dad

my dad is also an actor but he started acting after i did because he was like it's so easy you can do it i can okay i'm like that fine if you think my life's so easy why don't you go to some open call auditions and you understand how hard it is how much rejection i face every day at my job he was like okay and he went to all these auditions and he started booking everything it's a true story he got on this show in china in mainland china called little daddy xiaobapa half a billion people watched that show it's like the big bang's theory of china and richard blew up and he was like this is a easy i don't know my plane completely backfired and my aunt in shanghai she watched the show and she would call the house in la and she's like congratulations richard you're such a good actor did your son teach you how to act and he's like no no i'm a natural oh that's very good you and your son same business you know you two are very funny he's like no no jimmy is another funny i'm like that that's okay you got one good roll good for you i'm happy for you but you're not a real actor yet real actors we gotta cry we gotta laugh do you even know how to cry in front of camera he was like yes i just think about how much you suck at ping pong needless to say i grew up with low self-esteem because i was raised by asian parents my dad's not even the worst my mom's much worse have you guys ever hung out with old asian ladies oh asian ladies will tell you exactly what the is wrong with your face as if they're trying to do you a favor i go to my mom's house the first thing she said she's like jimmy oh you oh yo [Music] why is your face so fat your clothes look homeless and your hair oh it's a gay sometimes like embarrassing for me to hang out with my mom you know because because because asian people we just got a different custom you know like my mom when she goes shopping she doesn't buy she needs she just buys because it's a good deal i i one time i brought a full full price shirt home twenty dollars and she was like was it a full price no it's a bad deal i was like mom it's only 20 bucks like yes 20 if you're stupid she goes to ross and she freaks out because everything is a great deal she's like jimmy you should buy this you should buy this is a good deal this is a good deal i'm like mom that's a double xl shirt okay and it says obey on it i'm not gonna wear that and she's like it's okay 50 off someday it'll fit okay if you want a good deal you follow the old asian people right you go to costco you see a sea of old asian people because you know everyone's getting a great deal nobody's getting ripped off you go to whole foods never seen one old asian in my life we don't believe in that i grew up very stereotypically man i didn't play basketball football i grew up playing ping-pong competitively that was a serious national sport back home man you know i didn't go to any like fun summer camp space camp my dad sent me to a ping pong training camp in guangzhou china i almost died it was 100 kids competing for one spot on the national team it was basically fortnight with ping pong paddles we took that seriously though my dad would take me to every practice every tournament game and he always tried to give me a pep talk before every game but you know asian parents they're way too honest so every pep talk just turned into an insult like he'll come up to me be like jimmy jimmy you're going to play well okay even though you're slow even though you're weak and you'll suck and then he would just walk away [Applause] i was very good at math that's a big asian stereotype i think there's some truth to that not because of some weird genetic thing just because our parents care so much more about mathematics and academics right you guys seen it you guys seen those like kumon learning centers and those strip malls right right kumon learning centers so you guys that don't know are basically detention camps for young asian children you can tell that place is kind of up by the look of its logo because it's supposed to be a smiley face but it's not really smiling it's just like man my parents were way too cheap to send me to kumon they got a different strategy they never let me use a calculator until i turn 15 so i can work on my brain function that's an old-school chinese strategy you know so when i turned 15 it was a very special occasion it was basically my quinceanera my dad just gave me a ti-83 plus [Applause] and he looked me in the eyes and he was like you're a woman now okay but when you're a kid when your parents tell you can't do something what do you do you rebel right so when i was 14 years old i stole my brother's calculator i stole roy rogers calculator and i locked myself in my room and i started rebelling i started doing math homework other kids were like around with like alcohol and drugs i was up some problems you know locked myself in a room i was just punching in numbers i was like oh man this feels great you know it's so wrong it's awesome my dad was pissed he was knocking the other side of door he doesn't like locked doors in the house and he was screaming he was like jimmy jimmy what are you doing inside come out right now i know you're in there using a calculator come on right out i was so scared i didn't know what to do and he unlocked dorney came in i went into full panic mode so i just threw away the calculator and i pulled down my pants i was like that i was just jerking off and he came in and he looked at me and they looked at math homework and he was like good good very good very good very good you must have really like a mess that's good that's good keep it up because there's nothing there's nothing that will make your asian father more proud than to see his son jerk after his math homework [Music]

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Id: Aco3fvKWtI8

Length: 7min 57sec (477 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 02 2022