Weird Things Your Partner Asked You To Do!

what's the weirdest sex thing your partner has asked you to do and did you do it [Music] a lover several years ago wanted me to special go in her mouth when we went shopping as in drive up to the mall her giving head me coming and then she would keep it in her mouth for as long as she could did it several times over the time we were together an ex used to have me call her by her sister's name did it a few times girl knew i loved gummy bears she pulls out a pack and says she wants me special go on them so she can eat some now and freeze the others for later i thought she was joking but she was dead serious life is funny chew his penis like with teeth but gently tried it and he loved it but not something i can repeat regularly because just feels a bit off for me as he was riding me he grabbed my hands held them over my head and he licked my armpit it was weird and i went along with it because it turned him on i'm no prude but that's not my kink wanted me to punch her in the face as hard as i could i didn't do it put two of my drumsticks in her ass and pound her from the front i still no idea why considering we had toys and whatnot but not the colonel's finger licking good drumstick edit too i know it's spelled colonel i must have been thinking of crispy crunchy chicken or something i don't know man i was going to bed i had one girl that wanted me bang her over a grave more specifically she wanted to be bent over a tombstone and she wanted to shoot my load on the tombstone and grave i've seen enough horror movies to know this was a bad idea lol not my story but i'll answer with a friend since my hanky-panky life has been pretty vanilla after he hid hanky-panky with a woman he just met and they were lying in bed together she asked him to pee on her he reluctantly agreed she knelt down in the bathtub with the drain plugged and asked him to mostly aim at her face then she lied down and splashed the pee all over herself and she asked him to leave her alone in the bathroom so she could masturbate anyway eventually she finished and she showered and then they had hanky panky again [Music] a high school girlfriend wanted me to frick her on the living room couch while her parents were sitting at the kitchen table like five feet away i regret to admit i turned up the volume on the tv and went for it it was what it was my ex was a very giving lover one time i wanted us to do what she really wanted her fantasy was to spend all day making a chocolate cake then for me six feet two dude to sit my bare ass in the cake and finally her to eat the cake out of my ass we did it and she loved it she asked to lick my butthole because she wasn't sure if she was be or not and wanted to know what it might be like to go down on a girl i thought the premise was ridiculous but who am i to argue a boyfriend many years ago lost his grandma while we were dating his grandpa had died six months previous he wanted me to spend the night with him in their home wearing their clothes and then fricken their bed all while going by their names i did not do that cover my naked body in caramel i did it zero stroke 10 gross and sticky and got everywhere my then gf wanted us to have hanky panky in front of her best friend i agreed in anticipation that she too would join us but she did not however we did put up a good show for her she wanted to read harry potter to me while i masturbated wearing a sorceress hat [Music] my wife wanted me to put on a santa hat and spank her for being a bad girl you're damn right i did it wanted me to freak her sister because sis had been through a bad breakup and was lonely heard about that poop every day after that until she left because she couldn't trust me anymore [Music] lie on his bed with a plastic sheet over it hold my legs behind my head and insert a funnel down there front hole while he fills it with milk then let him go to town on it i don't know why he wanted it but i did it you'd better believe i washed thoroughly afterwards my wife asked me to slap her across the forehead with my dck well i did it and it was an interesting experience shove my tongue in her [ __ ] actually was exciting once you got past the mental block she wanted me to eat gummy bears out of her area i'm not a fat guy but i'm bigger and love gummy bears so i happily obliged unfortunately ruined that brand of gummy bears for myself though she hooked both of us up to low power electric fence type thing her earth and me live i can't really find the words to describe what happened after that my first gf who i didn't really like in the first place she wanted me to finger her on the bus during a school trip while a teacher was inspecting for this exact thing you bet your freaking ass i did it stick a cucumber in his ass i did it i had a friend say my wife asked me to pull her hair righted then said it hurt that i did it too hard and started crying because she said i did it too hard this woman i was with wanted me to put my pp in her rectum i complied not that weird in the grand scheme but get knee high white school girl socks and basically just kind of pose my feet for him just strange for me because i don't have a foot fetish nor have i ever been with someone who's into feet so i don't understand the attraction behind it of course i did it though an ex of mine wanted me to choke her and call her names and slap her and spit in her face and to forcefully take it i tried a little bit but it was a big turn off for me this one time she wanted me to shove a stuffed animal up my ass i respectfully declined to pee my pants and then send her a video of it genuinely thought about it and even went as far as to make the video but didn't send it because i felt it was just too strange not that i'm saying p fetishes are bad or anything that's just not my thing and we established at the beginning of our relationship that it wasn't hers either tbh i kinda think she might have been trying to sell that video to someone else for money or drugs oh boy do i have stories i dated my high school sweetheart for nine years when we met she was this very innocent southern baptist girl we exchanged v cards our junior year and everything was super normal then one fateful day she discovered porn holy poop guys holy freaking [ __ ] she got super into bdsm and her expectations went through the roof she wanted to experiment with enemas breath play non-conroll play frig machines pain degradation all kinds of stuff i loved her so i really tried my best to keep up we had to have a lot of conversation about safety and what was realistic i had to draw a lot of hard lines and she got more and more frustrated about it now listen i'm not yucking anyone's yum here i'm not even judging her for wanting those things the major issue was that in pursuit of her sexual awakening she forgot about my level of comfort we went from being adventurous partners to do this or you're getting the cold shoulder just a friendly reminder that the people in these stories are nowhere near as hot as you're picturing them to be this no one of my exes asked to pee on me while we were already going at it full force of course i let the wrong head answer for me and told her to do whatever made her happy as soon as i felt that warm liquid splash against my stomach i knew i had made a serious mistake absolutely a boner killer to say the least eat her sexy ass fresh out the shower yes i did lol a girl i dated for two weeks 30 years ago contacted me on facebook and told me she had fantasized about me this whole time she was married with two kids she wanted to fly out for a weekend to a hotel room i was staying in and have me beat and dominate her the husband knew but it wasn't his thing and gave her a pass to do it it was an interesting weekend to say the least i spent the weekend tying her up beating her with a belt and using her every which way she left really marked up and went back to her husband we meet up twice a year to do it she also brings me fresh baked cookies and gives me massages between beatings fun weekends eat his booty and arm and i did my bf thinks atm is cool it's a turn off for me but i do it for him from time to time after appropriate precautions have been taken reading these makes me glad my hand doesn't speak just like smack her in the face a bunch with my pp it was a random hookup but i swear like 60 of it was me just whacking her in the face with my [ __ ] she told me that i can touch her everywhere but only on one condition that she will try to push me away harder so i have to force my way i was really into it but we were sitting on a beach peg him i was all for it but then my fat ass didn't fit into the strap-on oh well he has the blood fetish he wanted to cut me with a knife and then lick up the blood while we had sex i'm generally in too pain so we did it three stroke ten was hot in theory but i got nothing from being cut and it was pretty awkward never did it again [Music] asked to be my hanky-panky slave she wears a cute discrete collar locked on 24 stroke 7 and we're getting married in october x wanted to try the thing where she blows you while you're taking a crab we were pretty exploratory so i figured why not when the time came she began doing the deed and i had an extra vile smelling one and the smell made her vomit she went into the shower to clean up while crying while i just kinda sat in it in disbelief for a second before joining her we laughed about it later but we avoided anything related to ass for a while after he wanted me to touch his pp and let me tell you those things are weird f just reading this to see if mine has been posted but now i feel much better about my preferences reading this yeah so this one time my hand wanted to jerk off differently one time the guy i lost my virginity to decided to experiment and ask me to give him a raspberry on his balls he did not like it one former girlfriend wanted me to hit her sides when banging doggy style like super hard hits she wanted me to hit her as hard as i could i'm fine with some light stuff but it was never hard enough for her i finally just went for it full on beating the hell out of her sides she loved it and i lost my erection just couldn't do it maybe not the weirdest but to be spat on her tits and have it rubbed around or to spit in her mouth and her swallow it degradation goes a long way the dirty talk honestly it feels so awkward to me and i don't like the joking i'll do it lightly but i get so focused on not freaking up that everything else goes out the window so it's ultimately a giant turn off for both of us my ex-boyfriend was high on a dural and asked if he could suck my toes and then proceeded to do so before i could react wife asked to peg me didn't want to but she lets me do anything i want best decisions ever best orgasm i ever had this is not a weird thing but went on a date with a guy when i was a freshman in college we went to the mall and ended up in a shoe store i tried on a few pairs and he just sat there watching i didn't think anything of it i was a prude and then he bought me a pair of heels i really liked then that night he texted me told me about his trampling fetish and asked if i would step on him while i was wearing the shoes he bought me while we were getting it on she asked me to say something nice to her idk wtf she wanted but i just quickly noticed the sunlight coming through the bedroom window and blurted it sure is a beautiful day outside what a freak i know zero results for eyeball licking keep it upright pee on his chest while wearing a colorful diaper very interesting experience beat her out during her period and yeah i did it wanted me to tie her up put her in the tub waterboard her and then pee on her i did do it but the waterboarding gets to me as i was tortured for two weeks not the most wholesome things i have done then again we also had hanky-panky in an open field so [Music] i feel like opie is just trying to fill out spaces on their wheel of pleasure sneaky opie very sneaky [Music] hi there look if you enjoyed the video well why not go ahead and hit that like and subscribe to reddit stories in fact if you want to see even more responses to this thread well then take a look there's the link in the description below and remember show some love to those authors while you're there and i look forward to seeing you next time [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Sat Mar 13 2021