Weekend Update on Democrats' Election Victories - SNL

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Ok that was funny

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 84 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/pmayankees πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Nov 12 2017 πŸ—«︎ replies

Well at least they didn't make a dog reference

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Pro tip: if it doesn't work in your country, replace 'tube' in the URL with 'pak' and it will open a new window where you can watch it

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It's happening!!

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I remember back when they did a similar but about men’s cheerleading being recognized as a sport with the β€œ...dad” punchline

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anyone have a link that works in Canada?

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DEMOCRATS SWEPT TUESDAY'S ELECTIONS IN VIRGINIA, NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK, WHICH ARE ALREADY BLUE STATES. SO, IT IS A VICTORY FOR LIBERALS, BUT A VICTORY NONETHELESS. KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU GET AN UBER AND THE DRIVER'S A WHITE DUDE AND YOU ARE LIKE "OH, THAT'S NICE." YOU KNOW IT'S RACIST WHEN YOU CAN'T TELL WHICH SIDE, RIGHT? ALSO ON TUESDAY, DANICA ROME BECAME THE FIRST TRANSGENDER CANDIDATE TO WIN A SEAT IN VIRGINIA'S HOUSE OF DELEGATES, DEFEATING BOB MARSHAL, WHO CALLED HIMSELF THE STATE'S CHIEF HOMOPHOBE. IN FACT, HE'S SO HOMOPHOBIC THAT HE REFUSED TO GET WITHIN EIGHT POINTS OF HER. [ LAUGHTER ] >>> IT WAS REPORTED THAT MIKE PENCE HAS FORMED A VICE PRESIDENT'S CLUB WITH JOED BIEN AND DICK CHAPY, ROUTINELY CALLING THEM FOR ADVICE. WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STUPID CLUB, SAID AL GORE, TO NO ONE. >> A MAN IN FLORIDA WAS SURPRISED WHEN HIS -- >> SORRY. SORRY TO INTERRUPT, MICHAEL. TIFFANY HAD A REQUEST. β™ͺ SHE'S YOUR QUEEN TO BE β™ͺ [ LAUGHTER ] >> I TOLD YOU I WOULD WEAR THIS DRESS AGAIN. OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! >> THERE YOU HAVE IT. >> IT IS A NICE DRESS. >> IT IS A NICE DRESS. >> SHAWN COMBS ANNOUNCED HE IS ONCE AGAIN CHANGING HIS NAME, THIS TIME TO BROTHER LOVE. AS IN DAMN, THIS BROTHER LOVE ATTENTION. >> THE STATE OF VERMONT HAS OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED ULTIMATE FRISBEE AS A HIGH SCHOOL VARSITY SPORT. DAD. >>> HIDDEN VALLEY IS NOW SELLING A FIVE LITER KEG FILLED WITH RANCH DRESSING. THOUGH THE KEG WILL ONLIAN SOLD IN STATES THAT ALLOW ASSISTED SUICIDE. >>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT SHEEP HAVE THE ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE FACES. SO, REMEMBER FARMERS, ALWAYS HIT IT FROM THE BACK. >> O.J. SIMPSON'S PAROLE MAY BE REVOKED AFTER HE WAS THROWN OUTS OF A LAS VEGAS HOTEL BAR AFTER BEING TOO DRUNK AND THROWING GLASS. BUT COME ON. GIVE HIM A BREAK. I MEAN, YOU WOULD DRINK A LOT TOO IF YOUR EX-WIFE WAS MURDERED. >> ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE DISCOVERED A 2,000-YEAR-OLD GYM WHICH FEATURED A WORK OUT ROOM A RACETRACK, AND BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE IN GYMS, THE REMAINS OF AN OLD MAN BLOW DRYING HIS TESTICLES. >> WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT, MAN? >> THE NBA SEASON IS TWO WEEKS IN, AND THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS ARE OFF TO A GOOD, BUT NOT GREAT START, LED BY ROOKIE LONZO BALL. HERE TO GIVE HIS TAKE, HIS OUTSPOKEN FATHER, LAVAR BALL. >> HOW ARE YOU DOING, MICHAEL? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN. THE LAKERS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER. NEVER LOST. >> THEY ARE NOT THE BEST TEAM EVER. THEY ARE ONLY LIKE 5-7. AND YOU ALREADY PROMISED THAT LONZO WOULD BE BIGGER THAN KOBE BRYANT? >> YOU DAMN RIGHT. LONZO IS AVERAGING JUST OVER EIGHT POINTS A GAME. THAT'S NOT BAD BUT THAT'S NOT UP TO THE LEVEL OF KOBE BRYANT. >> MAN, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT NO KOBE BRYANT. MY OFFSPRING IS GOING TO RULE THE WORLD. JUST LOOK AT ME. I'M A GIANT. FULL HEAD OF HAIR. 12 FINGERS. I CAN PULL A TRACTOR TRAILER 20 MILES OVER A MOUNTAIN USING ON -- ONLY MY JUNK! AND I'M THE ONLY MAN ON EARTH WHO HAS EVER EATEN JUST ONE LAYS POTATO CHIP. >> I AM ASSUMING YOU STILL THINK LONZO IS GOING TO WIN MVP, >> OH, MAN HE IS GOING TO WIN MORE THAN THAT. HE'S GOING TO WIN THE DUNK CONTEST, THE THREE-POINT SHOOTING CONTEST, EVERY SINGLE POWER BALL JACKPOT, AND HE WILL BE NAMED AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, ALL WHILE WEARING THE SIGNATURE ZO 2s. >> I FORGOT THAT LONZO HAS HIS OWN SNEAKER THAT COST $500. HOW ARE THOSE SELLING BY THE WAY? >> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. RIGHT NOW I'M FOCUSED ON MY TV SHOW "BALL AND THE FAMILY". >> YOU HAVE YOUR ON REALITY SHOW CALLED "BALL IN THE FAMILIAR" IT AIRS ON FACEBOOK. >> IT IS THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE WORLD. A MILLION LIKES. A HALF MILLION SURPRISING FACES. IT'S THE ONLY SHOW YOU CAN WATCH WHILE YOU LOOK AT YOUR FRIENDS'S KIDS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. THE WHOLE BALL FAMILY IS ON THERE. LONZO, LIANGELO, LA MELLOW, AND MY LONG LOST MEXICAN SON, LETACO. >> YOU KNOW I SAW LIANGELO GOT IN TROUBLE WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IN CHINA. >> WHAT? COME ON. WHY MY BOY NEED TO DO SHOPLIFTING FOR WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO PUT OUT HIS OWN MILLION DOLLAR SNEAKER. INTRODUCING LIANGELO'S LEGENO 20s. EACH ONE COST $700,000. THAT'S RIGHT. EACH SNEAKER. YOU CAN ONLY BUY THEM ONE AT A TIME. NEVER A PAIR. NEVER A PAIR. >> WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE? >> BECAUSE EACH ONE COMES FULLY LOADED WITH POWER LACES, WI-FI, A BOSE 24-SPEAKER SOUND SYSTEM, AND THE WORLD'S FINEST CHICKEN ROTISSERIE COOKER. >> ROTISSERIE COOKER? >> CHICKEN ROTISSERIE. >> I ALSO HEARD YOU PULLED LA MELLOW OUT OF SCHOOL AND YOU ARE NOW HOME SCHOOLING? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> AND THE RESULTS ARE AMAZING. I WORKED WITH THE BOY ONLY TWO HOURS AND HE OPENED HIS OWN SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS A FRENCH RESTAURANT CALLED LA MELLOW'S THE MAGNIFICENT. MICHELIN TEN-STAR RATED. AND THE BEST ROTISSERIE CHICKEN COOKED TO PERFECTION BY THE NEW LIGELO 20s. OH, IT'S READY MICHAEL. HOLD THE SHOE. >> THANK YOU. >> THAT'S FOR YOU. >> WILL BE $750,000. >> LAMAR BALL, EVERYBODY. >> NEVER OUT. >> I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. >> GOOD NIGHT.
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 2,051,798
Rating: 4.8737721 out of 5
Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1730, Tiffany Haddish, Weekend Update, Colin Jost, Michael Che, s43, s43e5, episode 5, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, comedian, actress, If Loving You Is Wrong, Oprah Winfrey, OWN, Girls Trip, The Carmichael Show, Keanu, Taylor Swift, Reputation, Look What You Made Me Do, ready for it?
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Length: 6min 53sec (413 seconds)
Published: Sat Nov 11 2017
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