WE PUT A PORTAL ON THE MOON | Portal 2 - Part 5 (ENDING)

welcome back it's another glorious day I am starting this video off with way to high energy okay we need you to settle down calm down back off jack off and regroup just get your be tender mornin ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to portal 2 y'all raise you some more science with our little potato friend I hope so lovely Irish in everybody today no you're a [ __ ] big stinky dummy dumb dumb alright so we gotta get over there to kill him Oh hurt lots okay I wanted to be friends just hang out but no you had to ruin it didn't you yeah just had to go and ruin it now you're gonna die you're just gonna die down there oh you had to get a few more shots in to me didn't yet haha hit him at the old reversal will we play good oh no I don't want to go that way jeepers I don't want to fall off the edge all right you come here oh I'm sorry that you're an absolute abomination and you're never gonna live life to your fullest I am genuinely very sorry about that but also we I can't help it but we go that's the wrong way that is the wrong way get off the button thank you now I want to go up and be with my friends I just did you are a [ __ ] big stinky dummy dumb I'm smart boy yeah he's gonna kill us both no it's okay I got coffee classical music is awesome I don't know what it is do you hear those classical songs for your label and you like going along with it and then you're like what is it I don't know if I wanted to search for it again I never could because music has names like G minor Oh God it sounds like me pretending I was Fred yes when I was younger yes I read all the books so brain guys don't even worry about it if you guys think that I not thinking here that maybe you need more books huh where am I going what am i doing umm alrighty that will push us that way that's not good let's do this okay didn't catch myself in midair like I wanted to donut you don't even know why I'm doing it now I'm just here I was supposed to do it on that one [ __ ] baby where are we going now what's the his apps um ooh could we just oh nice very epic if I do say yes to myself catch the block nice do the same thing again come on block okay here here very good very nice did you see that you're nothing I'm everything he's in it for the crackers I knew it alright don't stink this is gonna get mad at me then just move it closer to me this is so cool it's also such an easy simple little trick to do because you've you've built up this established order of how big the space is how big aperture is and that stuff all moves round cuz we've seen the more bombastic stuff but this is literally just this panel moving I don't think you can actually see outside of this chamber outside of this one panel and that's an easy thing to just float that panel over the top of this whole test chamber really clever solution unless they actually built the whole thing and then dick on me because valve are amazing ok not ideal not ideal at all at all what if where does it go let me let me see if I can block it is it that good that block um nice that block them real nice that block them real good lis we can do this epic very nice I'm not really sure what to do next though because we need that we need that to go through there yes yes yes yes quite quite yes I can't go through here cuz it got in my portal ha well then it seems that we have reached an impasse okay I'm still alive but not for long I'm fine I'm fine it's just bones and organs I have plenty of them look could I get over there ooh nice if you're over there that's all I care about I'm a happy dad I ha ha if I blush and then I sploosh nice come on child to the portal we go well actually this is not a portal I messed it up again yes I'm supposed to be back out here I never supposed to lose and yeah you get it your brain think so fast like that I messed it up again what is wrong with me let's go up there and then do this whatever guy is sometimes you just need to be dumb sometimes you need to show people that it's okay to not be brain are you are you absolutely sure you're solving these correctly I mean yes you solved it but I'm wondering if maybe there's a number of ways to solve them and you pick it all the worse ways [Music] you're missing a brain huh got him all right back here we go no wait Boosh I did it huh stink who knew drinking hot coffee hot tasty beans on a hot day would make even warmer dying okay where do we fly out of to get to where I need to be maybe not yet maybe we don't actually need this just now Oh what if their secrets though you know what if there's a secret over there I've missed all of the other ones no no secrets now I've been cool though where's the button oh hello ah see less family I know what I have to do well not push my big fat head on it it's it's fat cuz of the brain that's what me am do alright that's good that brings on that though but I need a laser and lazier hey there's a whole lot happening over here a whole dang lot get me out of here I don't like it it's stinky but do this does that help at all not really cuz I can't get to those and it only goes up there that doesn't help I've got it by God I've got it stick him down and turn that off Oh lads Oh buddies I have figured it out and then you Boosh and then you sploosh give it give it a me Oh backwards through it up and over down and around through the gumdrop fountain it's epic I love it ham down mr. blocky man you'll get your turn suck that goes ok that goes like okay that goes in there to turn that one off I'll think or figured it out so you need to be there if I get rid of that then I go up yes and then get rid of you BuChE BuChE all adds it's good to be a gangster it's good to be a brain lad I can't help it if I make things hard man thought processes penises I life I just make everything hard it's my gift to the world yeah we've been over that you said he's gonna do the big bad bang the big explody mans we're all just sitting in here like haha portal portal epic test and he's all like death death death bang what's wrong with it seems fine to me was what self-destruct taking before anything's programmed in one last ephemeral one or two more Trevor's in there just okay so that goes there and then we can stop it alright wait let's I made it seems mannan footsies my toes are all broken now I shall Jaime you're supposed to be up there alright we land on this very nervous very nervous very nervous very nervous how do I get through this oh I can turn those off nice look at this doing it all on my own amazing let's turn you off again cool let's that's maybe not turn you off I was just joking about that before you could stay on that's too quick that's not gonna land on anything no date I'm a lawyer oh I can't get back okay okay go go you beautiful majestic eagle now I need to be up there and over here that back epic I need the lasers going there interesting very interesting so do I just need to go back then is that it I think so okay careful little block careful at the block they like to trick you they like to mess you up I don't like it but they love it oh I forgot that you were there oh all right now we could just go bouche and we can't I need you there oh well if I'm just not hotdogs knockers I got it I got it over we go we yay yay I like it put you there just in case I don't want you to get messed up nice nice you bring this over here then you bring that there and blinker all right we just need to keep everything the exact same and then I can go over here yes buy this donut what is this service I am going to I demand to speak to a manager I'm not even I'm not even until I speak to a manager just call me Jack septic Erin who's in charge here alright The [ __ ] okay sorry not more nice Oh Lord okay yes I mean kill is a strong word there's a there's a bunch of people in this world that I don't just don't care for kill that's a step too far how about we just don't talk to him anymore just ignore and move on it's probably how you should deal with me but you don't like does that me just get into the cycle of like who's right who's wrong who's the better person it's just it's a minefield oh god daddy I'm not glad about this it's so awesome looking though look that you can see the outside of the test chambers and how it's all put together and everything's just a bunch of panels that you can move around they're all modular means you can plug pieces of them in and out like a modular power supply for my computer is that I can plug in just the cables I need but if I need more I can plug in more but I can also plug in this you know is that gonna crush me that's a question I have no it didn't were life happiness the hell haha are you in there little wheatus in two seconds will you come greet us I am wearing some adidas ready for you so let's see here exit exit yeah there is no it exceeds pretty Oh Mother of God what are you doing as a cake are you gonna do the whole cake thing again I really love just how incredibly realistic the physics in these games look like the wall crumbling and it's just falling a parent onto the ground seeing that stuff in VR was half life Alex for the first time is is bonkers right right chair got it is that going to do a thing is that you stay up forever whoa okay very cool that was awesome um how do I get you Oh wrong thing tonight okay that pushes you ah there we go lovely I figured a treatise well they see your help that turns on the goop I'm assuming you have to be there probably wait I can't grab this though or can I hold on a minute they're family yep son of the button I know exactly how buttons work oh yes look at it go very nice very epic spread it on toast that's amazing that's so cool and then can I over there oh I need my black back I need my black I collect like what buk buk buk buk buk buk nailed it very good exactly like baby back ribs you stay there because I need this booster hi brain it's whatever guys I brain with the best of them you guys no jacksepticeye keeps his brain lit whoo so cool whoo cheese's [Music] you're going to love it to death I'm gonna love it until you didn't kill to do you did alright I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there but guys you're gonna love this video until you die of dead they're never gonna figure it out bail of confusion no you didn't see use a [ __ ] back oh Jesus okay weird the language Cloverfield broke the bridge in the movie and then his brother died it's exactly like that that's not an obscure reference it's crying here that's tearing some was getting shot I'm so full of holes and really Swiss cheese after this you're gonna be able to hold me up and I'll just blow through it'll really just go straight through me like a windsock least be able to tell which direction the winds going so the planes can land or take off I don't know which ones they use alright okay we're gonna have to use gel gel I'll bring it over there and bounce it off them got it cool nailing it figured it out oh well there's only a certain amount of it but that's fine we'll just load up with it as much as we can there we go I forget how to do this hmm yes interesting very interesting I know that I have to get back in time to do it over there as well but I also just have no idea how I get back how do I get over there Oh hold on hold on figured it out you put a little piece there ha ha video games are crazy everybody who games able to do this huh that's wild I'll go first okay don't activate just yet need to keep you there and go through this and then I put you our back out over here that's exactly what we do is exactly what we do with the orange there perfection is thy name and then BOOM plunk hey sad really isn't it they all just died I'm sitting here laughing at it am i turning to you is God those affecting me am I crazy no that would be stupid what does this do Oh oh well how does ah oh bouncy bouncy are we I see I get it but I need enough momentum to be able to do that I don't know if I have that momentum there's any place that allows me to fall that fast well let's see about this let's go up here this is either gonna really work and make me look awesome cool or I'm gonna die in that sense it's been a pleasure I love you all let's hope this works oh it's working oh it's working I didn't die maybe was Celine Dion okay alright but you gotta bust out some smarts because I'm doing too much for both of us okay [Music] it was it scared me buddy oh yeah you're right is that yeah yep Oh God okay I smarter than you no no no I'm gone no just thinking about the old times we were friends hey you turn to me very quickly - those days you're trying to kill me oh uh where am I going over there got it that's epic so let's do this oh god you suck it was my friend is the life though I'll come back for you I promise plenty it's been an honor I think he's kept Oh merciful Jesus Wow Jesus dude you're breaking the whole job the whole thing no no silently killing you what did you do to them perhaps the turrets have found a way to use Graz I would explain the extremely quiet you didn't fill them an ammo did you - stops I'm bringing a friend with me okay okay okay whatever dude whatever I'm bringing a friend with me sorry I'm not cursed No okay guys I'm beginning to think he's stupid I don't know why it's just a feeling that I have right you go over there and test it I want to see what's over there oh that's not the right place okay you go over there and test it have fun send a postcard yeah whatever I'm gonna join you anyway little phones oh you know Benny played Wall epic I want by guy used to be like that Morris pretty play ball three Megamind of him oh [ __ ] oh god um I might have I might have done a bad no I didn't I'm a genius I'm down here I mean know where this is going incredibly well good mother of God Bouchet no well I wouldn't answer if I was dead that's a lot of turrets man that's that's a lot of turrets Who am I supposed to do against so many turrets I can't do nuttin um well this thing's still splooshing I would like some of the sploosh errs to be able to be used but I guess not let's see if we go Oh up there it's exactly what I wanted okay yep there you go yep death is coming folks swift and just just like that yes perfect lovely killing everybody exactly like a genius would with his mind hate one more got him nail them a little bit now I'm I able to get out there do it do a thing I'm not standing on it that would help huh okay I would like to be able to bounce my sub Anson oh I feel bad but it's hilarious is he ever gonna die Oh bye there we go please and Hui and ow well she washe epic sorry I didn't want to do it he forced my head peer pressure's a [ __ ] damn GLaDOS that's no rough don't you think you weren't even gonna do that to me I mean he is destroying your entire way of life in your entire facility so we're gonna go right what are we doing ah uh yes indeed oh oh oh you were turning down here got it's okay tonight need you to come out there cuz I need you to destroy this come on little balls yeah hey nice okay and then we can just good never here I'm a bit too happy about that what I like it alright where we got flim flam shim-sham spree BtoB I knew it we should be near his thing now though his chamber oh come on I'm gonna hit the button let me hit the button oh well you wanted me dead there we go I tried to turn around but the way the thing was moving made me slide all over the place Oh Bell of dumbass [Music] okay Jesus the death traps have been a bit of a failure so farmers killed me you are getting very close to my lair generous of you yes that's so cool what a clever way of doing it haven't you run against it no I love it whoa whoa whoa so awesome [Music] Jesus this game is old by now and it still looks incredible okay well I need to get up there no Jesus no I want to do that oh do I do I got it I got it I made the thing there and now I make it here yes okay no bombs though all right oh god that is a long way down don't look don't look don't look so let's luck you're just becoming human GLaDOS whatever anybody becomes a potato they get a lot more empathy that's why Irish people are very friendly we're all potatoes and we're all fine with it all right bloop bloop not so bad oh okay then yeah so the way to beat him is to I mean I'm already do you want to give it away right now but we have to use those cores that she was talking about shoot shoot earlier got it though I like it also the cores that you're about to hear are voiced by in Nolan North and then of all of them are but definitely at least one I think they all are all right goop is everywhere aah the place where we were before oh I love it I love it yeah hey Wieters [Music] [Music] [Music] okay okay okay so this one I can't really remember I can't really remember how to do this one as much as they did more for one there you go okay boarding services or to services everywhere yep the whole place okay I'm up here I'm not missing let us okay we're just gonna have to do this thing okay throw bombs at me idiot drums stinky stupid dumb dumb that else done it look okay here we go yeah that's Nolan Oh God okay okay okay there we go corrupted baby 50% oh man system compromise we offline reactor explosion again I made you dumb-dumb my you're a dumb [Music] it's a stinky okay what if I just shoot them below you there you go dumbass alright where's the next one daddy yeah that's definitely Nolan okay all right how do I get this oh I know I can use this the bounce got it nailed it okay yes Oh is the explosion sniper destroy reactor explosion uncertainty emergencies preemption protocol initiated Oh facility will self destruct in two minutes Oh God I know I actually don't know her to put these buttons now that's not gonna work okay okay that actually works very much to your advantage let's do this and this their hippo it's on his back okay where's it going where is it oh there it is okay speedy and brucey just like that okay no substitute core are you corrupted the core are you ready to start what are you into pretty vague answer as yes um detected in with stalemate resolution annex extinguishing oh oh no my fluids gonna go away resolution Association please press the stalemate resolutions button yeah I got it I got it I got it can I just go in I'm trying to figure out how to even get in there Oh goddamn I didn't even see that I'm going I'm going Wow okay thank God holy good I can pull myself in and you I'm not coming back she saved us she loves us she really loves us God put a portal on the moon it's so cool god damn I forgot that that was a thing in this game hey listen Peabody you know being Carolyn taught me a valuable lesson I thought you were my greatest enemy when all along you were my best friend the surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson where Carolyn lives in my brain no you know deleting Carolyn just now taught me a valuable the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one and I'll be honest killing you is hard you know what my day is used to delight by just stress nobody murdered me or put me in a potato soup for fed little birds I had a pretty good life and then you showed up you dangerous new lunatic you will yeah instead they'll come back if we go [Music] Oh we get another song move on the sideways turrets the leg ball or the blackboxes the turret boxes the choir of turrets look at the big boy ball there's a giant tiger skin it's a tiger king who planned this you guys did you plan this for me cuz it's my birthday ah guys bail of bashfulness [Music] there's a box one running around in the background [Music] [Music] [Music] we made it hey companion cube came back from the first game oh man so good what an absolutely amazing video game the final battle is a little too similar to the first game but I mean how are you gonna do a boss battle in a portly game but that shooting that portal at the moon is so [ __ ] crazy oh and whateleys out in space mm-hmm kind of feel bad for him it's not his fault he's a big dum-dum he doesn't know oh we did it he finished it oh what an amazing game a lot of it I remembered but there was still parts that I was like oh god yeah like that moon section I totally forgot about and it was part of that thing that I was saying before how you're limited to where you can shoot the portals and you're in these rooms then you get to these certain bigger areas that you can shoot them across these entire expanses and then to give it to you at the end Rica shoot from that earth to the moon that's a powerful ass gun first of all but absolutely blew my mind the first time I saw it such a cool ending it's also a heartwarming ending they could technically just close off the games here and never go back to them I really hope they make a portal 3 I don't know how they would how it would work because shell left shell got out of their facility and that's the way the game ends and I can't remember if they said it in and I said I was gonna wait for it but maybe I missed it but I think she's been in that testing area asleep for 50,000 years I can't remember let me check oh why don't I think it was 50,000 years where did I read that that was that cuz that what I read that I was like this until [ __ ] way that that's accurate 273 years one month and twenty days apparently people have worked out so I mean that's a long time oh there are actually 55 9s in a row in the audio file that repeat in the background behind the next quote from the announcer various people from valve have said that she's been asleep for around 60,000 years or there abouts I knew it I knew I read it somewhere that it woman you have been in suspension floor nein nein nein nein nein nein not this courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should vacate the enrichment center immediately so the 999 keeps going on in the background after he keeps talking Jesus so yeah she's been in stasis unless the thing is just broken but it's I I have read some places that it was like fifty thousand years which is crazy and like what what is the world like outside of this now between that and how this because this game connects very strongly to half-life was an Easter Egg that I missed I missed so many of them I I should have looked up where to find them before I started in the series it's it's one of my only regrets with this series right now because I finished the game before it wasn't gonna spoil anything for me but some of the some of the secret hidden chambers I missed I'm not too worried about those are just kind of a visual thing and they're fun but one of them that I missed is an entire harbour or the boat the borealis was going to be or is I can't remember if it's actually in the game which was just missing there's like a harbour dock area and the borealis is linked to Black Mesa which is half-life and apparently they had a technology on the borealis with the borealis itself is the technology or something and it connects the two worlds together I'm sorry that I missed that but between all between this game the first game in this game huge amount of time has passed the whole place has fallen into disarray that's why everything is just defunct and it doesn't work and everything's broken and all over the place and overgrown cuz Nature has reclaimed its stake on all of this and this is way underground so if it's like that there then we we get above ground and it's just like a cornfield so do people still exist are they working is what is life like outside of that chamber that's the reason I want to see more from this game but how it ties into half-life is it just really far after half-life because I don't know how the time line connects I'd have to look it up but overall phenomenal game it's so hard to find any fault with this game it takes what the predecessor did builds upon it gives you more of the same which is what a sequel should do but also expand upon it in so many positive ways like you had the regular testing chambers but then you got the where the bouncy path and the first one god I just played it and I can't remember it all blends together but yet the bouncy pads you had the gels you and you had the gravity tunnels whatever they're called and the light bridges so it's so many different elements all now in this one together working in synergy to make these puzzles and it's it what do I have to say I have no negatives to say about it writing some of the best in video games sound design it's fine it's nothing like groundbreaking a revolutionary but it gets the job done and that's absolutely fine the graphics still hold up like when did portal 2 come out some of the visuals in this game still impress me portal 2 came out in 2011 so this came out the same year as Skyrim and battlefield 3 battlefield 3 was pushing the envelope for what visuals were at the time and was the best-looking game around but some of the lighting and some of the scenery in this and how the lighting interacts with it is phenomenal it still holds up today and looks incredible and it's it's kind of timeless because the art style does so much for it the voice acting is phenomenal the new characters they introduced are just amazing it expands upon the story in really great ways and expands the universe and the lore it shows you so much more behind the scenes of what aperture is how it was formed the early days of aperture how it connects to some of the other parts of the game just a 10 out of 10 video game so absolutely amazing and I I just can't say I have no negatives what what did anything piss me off that I was complaining about I don't think so I don't think there was any gripes so I just I really really like this game I think it's great really such a fun character as well it's it's cool to get a character that you really care about and his really well voice acting is really funny but because he was introduced and takes over and then you get to get these moments with GLaDOS and get to see that she's more than just a robot she was once a person that was just shoved into this robot or at least a personality or whoever that actually works in this universe but for all intents and purposes she was human once and she was Cave Johnson's assistant secretary and it's cool to get more depth to her she could have easily just been the same snarky robot and the game starts off like that but it just goes so much further and really adds to that world I talked about in one of the episodes and kind of forgot to expound upon it but when valve talked about making the half-life games they say that half-life is always their benchmark for where their technology is valve really like pushing video game technology is so much further and their engines and everything that half-life one completely revolutionary when he came out no other game was like it when it came out and everyone was obsessed with it I den half-life 2 came out push that technology so much further with all the advanced physics the lighting the facial animation the lip-syncing all of that stuff was really revolutionary for the time as well they went away they made like left 4 dead 2 portal 2 all of those games portal 2 was I guess it was revolutionary in its own regards but as far as the technology aspects of it it was like the the engine was already made for half-life but they all only time to make a new engine or an upgrade to it they do it for half-life first because that's their way of being like here's all the toys we've put into this engine here's the technology we've built here's how good it looks and here's the max capacity of what it can do right now and what we think it's good at and half-life is like a tech demo for that it just happens to be wrapped up in this incredible story and rich lore and a very fun game but that's why they didn't make half-life 3 because they weren't pushing technology anymore they weren't pushing it to the next level they could have made the graphics nicer and the sound kind of better but nothing was like revolution so that's why half-life alex is a vr game they made it vr because that's the next step in gaming revolutionary technologies that they see so they said when they were making half-life Alex that they thought about making a left for dead game they thought about making a portal game but again moving around in portals in VR is gonna get very motion sickening I don't know if it would ever work if there's a way around that without cheapening the experience to do what we did here in VR it would require so much more coordination because you're moving the headset instead of just having a flat screen where you can just move your mouse around on a flat surface so how that would work I don't know I would be very curious to see some sort of demo for it but I imagine it would just make people very very sick so now that half-life alex is coming and has come out if you haven't watched it I will link in the description you can go watch it for yourself it's an incredible game an incredible step forward for the series and if any of you have watched that you know how it ends ok if you don't know how half-life Alex ends go watch it now and then come back to the end of this or just leave this video because we're not really gonna talk about anything much else anyway I'm just wrapping things up okay got it spoilers time Patrick garlics ends with the setup for half-life 3 so half-life 3 is probably gonna be in VR as well whether all of their games are gonna be in VR going forward I don't know I really hope that they take source 2 and make a portal 3 with it because I think that this story and the universe in these games is so good not to do that and I would love to see these environments in source 2 I would love to see that lighting engine kicky and I would love to see the portals and the glow and the shine and oh it would be so amazing I would love to see she'll come back and maybe work with GLaDOS because something in the something in aperture has gone awry or something like that I don't know it would be so cool but yeah that is it you saw Atlas an p-body at the end of the game those are the characters you play in in the cooperative game there's a two-player mode in this game where it's two people solving puzzles I played it with Bob on the channel you can go click a link in the description if I put them in or you can just search for a report and to co-op on my channel and you will find it they're also really really fun it's not that long but you get to play as those two characters the long skinny one in the small round one and that was very very fun to do as well and it's more portal so it's great but yeah that wraps it up for portal I'm really glad I got to play it and go back to a classic like this I'm trying to think of all this is one of those games that when it came out you tubing wasn't a thing and now I'm like man I what I was doing as doing youtube videos I was like I really wish this game came out now and I could play with fresh eyes for you guys but I thought why there's nothing stopping me going back and playing it again so I'm really glad that I did that and really glad that this idea kinda came to my mind because this opens up so many other games that I've played over the years and as a kid and whatever that we can just do on the channel and have like throwback series so if you've any suggestions for what you'd like to see next in that sort of vein nothing like extremely long like I'm not gonna do a persona game play or something cuz it's just it's way too long I'd never get through it but something like this or something from your childhood or some old game I have some ideas for some that I play that I'm really excited about but yeah just let me know down in the comments and let me know what you saw at the series but thank you guys for watching if you liked it don't forget to leave a like on the video and also don't forget to subscribe if you found the channel through this series we upload games every single day or every other day and I'll be doing plenty more series going forward so thank you guys so much for watching and see you in the next one [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 62min 12sec (3732 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 25 2020