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you were mad that cooler martin won but cool dad won bro was well drawn and i literally copied the deadpool holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] hey guys what's up in today's video we played jack box it's a long video i hope you enjoy also here's the old subplug everybody loves this as per usual here's what happened last time when i reminded you guys to subscribe so again i feel like i'm kind of shooting myself on the foot by not telling you guys so if you want to sub i'm not sure how much it helps you but it helps me so if you want guys thanks and on with the video hello game time we're gonna start with whiplash three round one so here's the thing one of my answers sucks and the other one is worse all right i'll take one corona virus please hello virus did somebody see my hands how do you not say my ass who wrote gamer land yeah [Music] [Laughter] dark zelda what is dark zelda it's f you ever seen zelda there's like an evil one and he's like a [ __ ] so this was yours it was me dead wow a total failure www.ds.com [Laughter] anti-aging corpse [Laughter] i don't know what that word means so i can't laugh at it that's a good answer ted how was that how did you get that scar you want to know how i got these scars i just wrote like the most reasonable answer to all these questions there's no like absurdity to these it's just these are two this is tough you know which one's gonna win i'm just gonna pick this one i think this one's better i think it's gronk's big day oh my big drunk's big daddy it's a big day it never stops humanity oh this one yeah i got this oh that was so easy i threw it away [Laughter] what what oh i don't think chad knew what base meant that's yeah that's not like weird oh it's my big day yeah so instead of everyone coming up with the same answer for one prompt we get three things oh yo jack box games and [ __ ] really mm-hmm hello jax boxes jackson jack how am i supposed to think of three answers jack yeah yeah why don't you dad what's your problem bro yourself he just said please leave me alone here you know what uh thumbs down yo you should ban him from the chat yeah let's let's ban jack box games i've gotta i mean dude that was about that was about what i was going to write for mine hey hey kyle what's up hey kyle kyle yo kyle you get the drinks [Laughter] yourself [Laughter] laugh [Laughter] i want to play that one again no we do one more quick blaster then we move on keeping from your right hand oh well i mean my mouse was already over it i feel like it was destined to be but why would it keep it a secret though [Laughter] i can't believe i lost racism racism wins again oh of course it was a carson answer [Laughter] what does that mean here we go boys come on dude you can't just answer every prompt with coronavirus yes i [Music] [Laughter] well i mean do we admit to it the first answer's better but i'm voting the second answer for some reason for more oh damn it all right what what i'm not voting i really hope this is like cream of the crop holy [ __ ] [Laughter] great mind [Music] these [Laughter] this bit now second favorite pass you know what [ __ ] things have been different why is it always all right what the [ __ ] yo jack box is my biggest off dude [Laughter] [Music] i was trying to write if you're a woman my phone number is and then the white house's phone number and instead we got this i really thought i had that i really thought i had that i thought [Laughter] bad that once a leg won and it was a safety answer shitty problem man terrible i don't wanna move on i feel like i'm playing whiplash in a college dorm right now and that is not the energy we need i'm winning i've never been winning before [Laughter] i'll let i'll let chat decide this one a three line poem if you will any losers and [ __ ] a haiku such a weird [ __ ] question [Laughter] you've been whiplashed by my [ __ ] my balls and my shaft master before they can be human who the [ __ ] make out session [Laughter] i just want out of this game so yeah faster guys let's see am i still last i've never won a jackpot game in my life i don't think whoa all right moving on what is this game it's really fun it's like it's like warioware mini games but like we are all a family so we have to like work together to do tasks and they're all little mario we're mini games you know mow the lawn muck out the gutters complete these tasks and you'll earn points for the family score keeping the family score high is your number one priority yeah so do that so we the star ones are like top priority oh okay what do i do oh you have a list of things of ingredients you need to tell me what i need to find for you okay uh sweet potatoes in the pantry where tell me where the pantry i'm in the spice factory what do you need from the pantry uh flour uh vegetable oil yeah just lime from the fridge okay jaden is doing a selfish task i am jaden what's your damage so that gives you doing selfish tax gives you more points but it drops family score what what did i do what did i do there's termites everywhere i'm just trying to order a pizza god i hate my parents stop all drugs i had no idea what was happening that whole time i'm a good dad i'm the best dad oh and half of the lobby are good people damn one of my favorite ones is if you're a kid one of the tasks is learn a swear word teach your parent an internet dance tick-tock tick-tock renegade the basement is flooding jaden what is your deal i don't know what i did why is it my [Laughter] oh my goodness guys we gotta tap you guys we gotta get rid of the water it's my bed i don't know what happened i don't know what happened i walked out of the house jaden what did you do i'm breaking down the door jayden you threw the game jayden you actually threw the game oh my god we're actually about to [ __ ] lose we're gonna lose we barely made it just watching that was exhausting holy [ __ ] guys oh my god we did it how long does this game last one more day oh my god i need someone to help me with the air conditioner can someone help me with air conditioning i'll help you jaden shovel left on the left okay and then in the middle so the shovel needs to point left in the on the left side okay josh and then and then in the middle uh b o r in the bottom right yeah three o r and then okay yes jaden look i did a good deed oh jaden that's not a good deed you drowned us all from the pantry i don't know how to say uh peppery what do you need green ice cream from pantry wilford trees tree trees mason jaden you guys gotta join the anti-demon bat spell what are you guys doing girls amazing mason where are you mason wilson jason what's your deal man did he just leave where did you go where did you go i didn't understand what was happening so what do you mean where did you go yep that actually just we just needed a chance the anti-demon bats and you lost the game but we did fail the last round that's true oh [ __ ] a c sucks bro you need we need to get a's because they actually have like different scenarios that you can save and jane one hell yeah because she just kept being selfish dude jay was the reason we lost that amazing i think that's the only round of that one yeah that was so long though i enjoyed that one all right champed up jaden's gonna win this [ __ ] no i'm just on the mouse all right i'll do mouse if you do mouse you're creating a character with abilities that you and then you have to describe the abilities of that all right so now we all get to see who we drew and we have to write a challenger without the prompt okay so we don't know what the prompt is oh we just had to draw somebody who you think would beat him in a fight all right fight number one jeffrey yo jeffrey versus jeffrey spear all right freeze fear pleasure i feel like jeffrey okay listen listen listen listen listen here's why you should vote jeffrey's fear jeffrey is a stupid little slime boy jeffrey can overcome his feet what i believe in jeffrey what why do aren't i supposed to all right [Music] i killed a demon [Laughter] holy [ __ ] i mean he won that's crazy that's [ __ ] hilarious guys guys some of you like techno blade i know [ __ ] holy [ __ ] bigger dino [Laughter] no i lost at my own game [Laughter] [Music] this is insane this is my favorite part what you can tag out what [Laughter] parades the house the alphabet so that you can choose to tag out their characters or swappers [Laughter] jeffrey's winning broke you [Laughter] [Laughter] oh all right champion of pinterest just remember that champion of pinterest okay i'm glad we stayed in i didn't have the prompt i only had joko to work with so i was like what beats joke no he's ripped dude oh no he's so ripped you can't keep doing this to me oh it's a massacre sorry anyone got a drug [Laughter] that's insane you got destroyed brooke you are the freak show of getting destroyed i didn't have a chance big hungry man it's gotta be biggest [Laughter] it's like a pokemon evolution [Laughter] who i can't decide they they're i don't know it's pretty even definitely the mods definitely the monster the biggest single people sorry gotta go a hungry dog is what's being implied here the hungry dog eating the poop yes that's what dogs do okay i'm just double checking because i enjoy that i don't think i think it's really funny that the chocolate [ __ ] eat yes the entire capital oh no the entire white house what [Laughter] oh making things and then people just copy it let's make it better this game's so good fedex moving company moving company is just too well drawn i'm sorry it's also moving in the drive [Laughter] [Music] tank i mean what walk i didn't even pick that i literally i clicked joffrey and i just throughout the capitol building what i don't know jono clearly is the winner here where's bob when you're in need of him yeah i know manny's hammer biggest chubby kyle no not good oh i don't know oh definitely yeah yeah they don't want to get out of the pool oh i'm voting for gargantuar it's gotta be gargantuan chubby he's so big there's a void in his stomach oh [ __ ] oh god normal guy is so good at politics if it's a white house oh normal guy wins this go to the store out of oreos ugh he's got 80 000 viewers he's got so many search warrants where's mom when you need him no no jeffrey save us jeffrey the champion of copying mine fire tornado i just had a really good round i had a really good round of drawing delorean time machine hot tub time machine i feel like hot sometimes she would want to win if it was the champion of the time machine i didn't see the prompts it was like a hot time time machine would win if it was the champion of anything oh tragic triangle tyler who has some more slimes why is trapezoid why did you draw trapezoid tyler like a chad that's totally he's a winner i got wrong oh no broke dude champion of being poor lowering numbers i'm deaf [Laughter] use code mason for 20 off your order at madrid [Applause] yeah but he's cooler yeah and it's probably committed many more misdemeanors yeah it's true he's probably gotten more distances strapped claire martin looks like trashman what do you mean he's cooler he's cooler he's cooler martin cool dad oh my gosh that's crazy holy crap i love you this game loves a-a-a jack-box if you're still here i love you too man josh you won on cool dad it's okay dude you just made it you just made your character cooler and you went you were mad that cooler martin won but cool dad won bro but morgan was well drawn and i literally copied holy [ __ ] jayden what the [ __ ] i don't know what it just came from being a part all right well [Laughter] oh my god it's a 50 50. the poor oh no corporate america damn oh man that's tough [Laughter] don't worry mrs squidward i swear i know who i'm picking [Laughter] [Laughter] me oh that's rough i meant to click on muffin top rice gum careful maybe too much for you looky [Laughter] that was fun i think that's the last one we got to do the other two yeah we got it look at the arsenal this one's probably the best one what is that yep okay you got three you got three prompts to fill out wait so i'm do i choose a title and then someone else has to write a speech for themselves for this or do i have to read their speech someone else is gonna have to come up with a speech base off the title i mean really it's uh it's just like patently stupid yeah except they take away all creative control from you oh you just go straight into it oh god oh and carson has to make a speech based off oh you just make it up you can draw and type on the slides okay hello my name is carson and my talk is down vote join me in the fight against tierney oppression and luigi the mario brothers so this is what i think of uh luigi the mario brother when i take out my knife i think i would like to stab this into luigi the mario brother so okay luigi that's too gruesome luigi you're probably wondering why am i the expert here's why i'm mario this is only the beginning and here's why i am a cheetah [Laughter] mario thank you smile we get to write notes on what our thoughts are so you came up with the slides no they're straight yeah jayden made the song i had like six photos to choose from gotcha uh hey guys my name is mason and today my talk is about how my house is full of seventy thousand rats unbelievably large amount of rat see it's like that i when i had cat cat got rid of rats but rat rose above the kitten and then more rats i was amazed to find out [Laughter] that red tape paper really don't they eat it they hate no no no that's why i was amazed to find out because i also thought that the rats would eat the paper but it turns out that the rats do hate paper thankfully i have the answer he moves will eat the wraps that's so true and it'll solve your problem thank you thank you hello my name is josh and my talk is manifesting a better life through minecraft now let me tell you i have spent countless hours playing minecraft honestly it is the pinnacle oh there's mushrooms that's minecraft that's a that's a huge life improvement never before and i'd seen uh yeah why isn't this happening why has my life improved so much since i started playing minecraft well this is the reason why what i like to do is i like to take a smooth stone and i put it on my spine [Laughter] i need you to understand me and now i need you to am a terrifying man i am that i've completely lost it that's so that's so real anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk oh [ __ ] here we go i got you hey my name is ted and uh well my talk my talk today is about how ninja helped me over a broken heart [Applause] um here's the thing ninja he's a big fan of hot dogs he's been eating hot dogs his whole life he's been told one time that he ate seventy hundred and three four hot dogs one day i don't believe that i don't believe that i don't believe that that's not true all right so i'm going to be frank here all right and pancakes how are they related i don't think that's i don't think they are related to ninjas you might ask well i'll tell you i'll tell you the same thing they're all they're both gamers no not they're in the game for the ocean and the krill all right and i've got a few seconds left so uh let me uh let me just say this okay huh cats in a [ __ ] he loves cats he's a big fan of cats no he's not cats help ninja i'm sure dixon evans is a cat guy thank you untrue all right grunk i got you bro i got you i don't know it's my everybody everybody mash up and this is my talk here's why my neighbors need to fudge off well that's me nope nope that's right never mind you're trying to poison me and my kids no i think you're just lying about them nope you're mean why are you so mad true okay i gotta support good players there we go am i skeleton doctor contrarian over here let me show you why is that you that's so true i am going to life too [Music] hello my name is j dan and i my talk is a painfully detailed explanation of why i won't pay for this mcdonald's burger tell us why you should always pay for the mcdonald's burger because because i dropped my ice cream cone all right that's [ __ ] up you shouldn't have to pay for it yeah yeah see it's right there that's not painfully detailed oh [ __ ] oh my god i see that open your mouth because here's another tasty bite of information okay they make pigs float for these damn burgers that's awesome that's not that's cool okay you disagree yeah i think it's i think it's gross here's my thing that connects it all together it's just straight up trash that's true that's true that's true no no mcdonald's sucks mcdonald's sucks thank you true true true true true truth oh i'll drive hello my name is i'll try not true i want to talk about yeah i'm not engaged i've had enough okay you're asking me about my social security number all right stop do you see this big stop i'm not giving it to you i'll never give it to you it's true please stop asking for whatever you're drawing four numbers on my digital of my social security number i think it's really [ __ ] weird you're spending a lot of time there nothing will make you angrier than this all right i mean i'm not angry i just think that's these these people how are they underwater are they the ones wait that's actually so true that this makes me so mad in an idea world we could have this yes hey guys my name is yoshi and my talk is about they say it's bad for you but i love spitting on people that's true i'm more powerful than just spitting like that baby imagine just spitting on him i'm there with that bit on him and he can't do anything about it if you're still confused here's an easy way of visualizing it no imagine it's just that's not true that's not true no imagine just spinning right i wouldn't do it in that chicken's face no that's [ __ ] cool you might be asking what can i do first please stop yelling this is my speech this is my speech shut the [ __ ] up here's what we do shop no you can you can go into the forest you're gonna keep speaking over me you can go into the forest where you belong i'm gonna do [Music] how did i get one of the lowest ones i had a good presentation don't worry i used to name out an award that wasn't [Laughter] this day [Laughter] what number is that oh okay yeah that's mean the mall award my what my balls the idiot award oh yeah yeah josh won by a [ __ ] landslide holy [ __ ] two i'll take that all right here we go boys blather around isn't that the animal guy i love hosting this present a secret prop goodbye nobody did you'll describe it to me now you can change some of these words but your options are very limited everyone else will be guessing oh it's like pictionary but with words yes it's a lot like free willy too all right let's choose a word now we're making the opening sentence all right here we go time for some pictionary boys it's a thing it's a thing okay it's a joyful creativity um that's one way [Laughter] crayons how did you do that i i like crayolas i got a time bonus crayon all right let's go ludwig fan um wow you are bad it has the same vibe as toy story 2. story one there was an elderly jungle the elderly was in the jungle at one point uh tarzan jumanji [Music] how good am i what the hell golden am i i'm absolutely insane there's so many big things in this world it's like they just spam involved let's see if i can make it happen oh bronx new groove it's giving me nothing grunk you're just not working with what you have whoa a precious family i because i thought it would give me like something to do with sports and balls i'm so good congrats thank you that was fun though that's the best jack box party pack there's not a single bad game in that [Music] you

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Length: 41min 50sec (2510 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020