THE GOD OF WII SPORTS RESORT

all right round two [Music] oh okay welcome back everybody to the Wii you guys like the Wii Sports video I made and I enjoyed it too so I figured why not up the game I went out and I purchased Wii Sports Resort that's right the neverending struggle I have with Matt continues but well I have to show it to you I didn't have a Wii Sports Resort never played the game in my life I got the game I got the gyroscope we're good right no because this was also in the package flake chocolate I genuinely have no idea what this is I've never seen it in my life I looked it up and apparently it's like British chocolate it come it came from England you can only get this candy in England this game came from Wyoming the package came from Wyoming that's where I bought it from and he sent me flake an an English candy bar but that's not it that's not it it gets better it gets better because I open the game I'm excited to play it and I see this a yellow post-it note with red sharpie of a poorly colored in heart and the words thank you in all capital letters and K is running off of the right side of the post-it I couldn't even make that up if I wanted to am I about to get [ __ ] murdered I figure I should eat the chocolate or at the very least try it I guess it's not very often you get something like this and apparently it's better right apparently Britons can't actually like eat American chocolate because it tastes like [ __ ] or something oh my [ __ ] god it's it's just dust it's just dust this how you weird [ __ ] eat your chocolate in [ __ ] dust form I guess I guess I understand why it's called flake god damn oh we need to make a me first though I figure that might need some more competition than just Pat now we do have we do have Joe Rogan of course who is far and away the best meat anyone has ever made on on the way we have jug coupe they member of kpop boy band group BTS we've got I don't know who the [ __ ] this is this you're going to the [ __ ] because of the the English theming of the episode already why don't we make the Queen I know very little about her all I know is that she is the Queen and she is not dead yet so good for her I'm assuming she is a very small and frail woman and I I'm hoping any people from Britain can back me up on this I mean not to be you know mean to the Queen or anything I mean I I love the Queen but she's got white hair it's a bit frizzy isn't it [ __ ] I don't know what she looks like that doesn't look right something about that soft blue eyes of course I know my queen I think I hope she has blue eyes that would be very embarrassing if she didn't something tells me she likes the eyeliner and mascara a lot something tells me she watches James Charles as do I of course something also tells me she's got a dick and balls for a nose and she probably gets pampered up she's probably got some lipstick on at all times it's probably pink her mouth is probably all the way down there is this offensive am i offending anybody by doing this something about making me ziz just so potent so there it is we've made the Queen of England her favorite color is white just like the flag the British flew at the end of the American Revolution perfect Jesus Christ I'm shaking almost as much as I imagined she does I'm sorry I'm sorry it's just my parking everyone felt the need to comment on how unsteady might my wii controller is I don't think it's my problem I think it's just that the Wiis a very old system Queen Liz Starr that means she's a royal she's a member of the royal family we're gonna we're gonna play some games with Queen Liz maybe Pat you know let's just have a fun time in Wii Sports Resort I've never done it before here we go Wii Sports Resort connecting the Wii MotionPlus accessory it's already in it's it's already in I already took care of it miss miss its it's already in you already put it in I'll do it again I'll do it again you broad watch me watch me boom is it telling me how to put on the [ __ ] restaurant [Music] I get it I get it that's my Christmas overlay that's not what I wanted that's not what I wanted did I get it I did really I do you keep the walk unstrap it's gone are we done can I play the game [ __ ] do I look like a [ __ ] child do I look like I'm [ __ ] inept right there man I'm going to have a brain aneurysm and die tell me can you give me a tutorial on how to kill myself after this what's the best way put myself in a garage with my Honda Civic and [ __ ] turning the thing on for 20 minutes oh good I can like and watch the instructional movies again at any time I'm already riled up I already feel awful and I feel like that shouldn't be the the vibe going into Wii Sports Resort disconnect the extension controller from the Wii MotionPlus can I see a movie on how to do it please oh my god it's the Queen of England and she's about to jump out of and she's about to jump out of an airplane little does she know she's on United Airlines flight 93 headed straight towards the World Trade Center dive o Queen your limbs they're very frail oh Jesus Christ oh there she goes straight down straight down just put put me in my grave who is that where the [ __ ] did Matt come from the Logan all right it's the other member of the Royal four - Jill Rogan podcast we formed a star this is so majestic but Matt is right above me and I'm terrified right we sports resort quite an intro quite an intro [ __ ] no no my Parkinson's made me press that button today's gonna be a good day on woohoo island we are the Queen of England so it probably won't be a good day for any indigenous tribes living on it alright well do we'll start with swordplay I'll just take it from the top we'll do a dual swordplay duel knock your opponent off the platform with your sword even though you know one would think Joe Rogan would be the obvious pick for swordplay no I'm gonna pick the Queen Liz I gotta go with Queen Elizabeth you know Ryan level 15 get a taste of the [ __ ] Queen get a taste of royalty [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you Ryan sucked on my Queen [ __ ] down stream down he goes down he goes we're all [ __ ] such a shame that I make 70 cents every dollar this guy makes it's so easy it's so easy that's it that's the whole game I win hey go I don't get hit that's right you like that Perry Ryan you like that [ __ ] Perry Oh into the drink that fella dug for the Queen of England baby geez I sure hope I don't face the United States of America next round and it's also 1776 oh my god is that him I can't I can't tell that the a button that the a is in the way I don't know if it's him you just gotta slice it in the right direction they call me the fruit ninja they call me they call me master ugly they call me big ass all right Matt show me what you got arena's wide open baby I'm that a cheat on my wife oh [ __ ] he beat me alright he might be he might be in the champions club who knows who knows he might be it's a [ __ ] birthday candle right there yes Queen of England baby I need some tea after that one night I'm on a hot streak I'm on a winning streak I feel good I feel pumped the lactic acids flowing fight a hoard of sword fighters take three hits and it's over defeat all the enemies - oh [ __ ] its pop G I'm not come out am I ready for this I get the lactic acid flown before I or I go through with this I haven't been able to move out and move as much as I wanted to I know what you're thinking when you see this the answer is no I would never I would never [ __ ] never in my life write down time baby you know what they call me they call me the sword man cuz in 1999 I committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place but don't tell anybody that bridge show down at the bridge am I about to say something bad listen bad things can happen at the bridge let's go [ __ ] Who am I fighting I want to see their faces you'll look stupid yo you got a hit on me that [ __ ] Catherine my mortal enemy where's Matt where the [ __ ] is man oh my god it's Cole I never thought I'd be intimidated by a man named Cole but here we are wakeboarding why not queenless is going wakeboarding baby well alright alright alright yeah there we go Oh get up there oh my god I'm sick I'm actually sick at the game already hey do a trick - here we go we go 18 Hey baby they call me Tony ah Oh [ __ ] wiped out I have not felt so much satisfaction in a combo that was like that took me back to skate 3 dude this time I'm gonna hit a huge [ __ ] combo oh my god oh my god I'm the king I'm alright that was the wrong word to use I'm the queen I'm the queen cut in there and here we go beautiful Wow and and I mean is it appropriate for me to comment on how good the Queen looked in that swimsuit is that out of pocket to say that she looked quite stellar that's what I call it gloss 119 points added to the high score but we're fine we're killing it all right let's get first be a girl frisbee dog as opposed to what first week at frisbee Mouse mkbhd I actually used to play frisbee in high school we had an Ultimate Frisbee team I was never any good and I didn't play it for very long but it's a thing that happened it was probably because of my Parkinson's that I couldn't throw the frisbee very well left hit no no in fact frisbee and you guys gonna love me for this but frisbee is one of the few things on right-handed at that and jerking off I mean that does that's really the only two things I use my right hand for I'll look at that stupid ass dog I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] kill that dog stupid rat looking ass I don't know why I'm being so toxic to this dog but I mean doesn't that just look kickable doesn't it just look like there should be a minigame where you get to kick that thing look at that stupid dog I mean it's just begging to get its ass kicked straight up look why didn't he catch it why didn't the dog catch the frisbee I mean I did it was an easy throw oh I really wanted I really want to just [ __ ] kill that dog I don't know why something about Wii Sports Resort is just [ __ ] with me dude all right here we go alright doggie I'm gonna call you I'm gonna call you Cooper Cooper I have no idea how I'm gonna be able to make this video anybody get that t-mart reference was that funny come on Elizabeth this is easy target practice just think of the natives oh that's way off the mark that's way off the mark all right that's fine bullseye oh that's a bull's-eye try number two baby try number hundred hundred points oh he's vibing that too he's got Outkast hey y'all playing in his head dude he's vibe and holy [ __ ] I want to kill that dog why do I want to do it so bad had a Nintendo managed to make a dog look just like such a piece of such a little prick all right okay bad fed toss bad toss turn your body towards the tart don't patronize me I'm the queen of England I'm 90 years old she's probably all there show me and she I'm a pile of dust at this point here we go it should be an easy one I say that and I get I just absolutely Biff it why do I suck why do I [ __ ] suck [ __ ] it frisbee dude why do I suck [ __ ] it frisbee usually you know you play you play games to picture what it's like when you're actually good at something like maybe maybe maybe you play Modern Warfare to pretend like you're a good war criminal who knows who knows right I don't judge this is the first game I think I've ever played where I'm better at throwing frisbees in real life than I am at doing it in the game there we go okay I say that I say that and I write in the [ __ ] center I hit the boys yeah and I hit the balloon - I should talk fart I should talk shitty about myself more often it looks like it gives me more skill I'm gonna blaze up after this frisbee golf mode Haslam has been unlocked frisbee golf baby frisbee golf into the target on the green oh so it's golf but without the golf which means it's it's more fun unfortunately Queen Elizabeth I mean you know what Golf stands for I don't think I could have you playing this game I think we got to give jugg coop of BTS a chance he looks like a golf kind of guy after going home from all the concerts his label makes him do I'm sure he like I'm sure he relaxes by playing golf welcome Beijing open we're back with jug coupe famous boy band member of BTS all of them look the same and I don't know which one he is but I'll [ __ ] all of them God they all look so cute he just looks so dreamy look at his biceps my god so defined look at that look at his elbow his elbow I mean look at that weenus you see that weenus boys Christ he get it we got to throw this [ __ ] as far as we can we're gonna [ __ ] fling it alright jug coupe you ready ah oh I'm talking about jug coupe bad boy baby alright he cleared it he cleared the lake oh I should be whispering I I'm sorry I'm sorry I should be whispering Joe coupe taking aim for the second shot of the hole he [ __ ] misses that is going in the wrong direction that's on the while it's on the rough what an idiot he should go back to should go back to singing he should go back to singing we're gonna just give it a toss Joe coupe is gonna ready up yeah we swell us that ass that oh my god he can work that it's going straight in straight in I can tell that's me completely missed completely [ __ ] missed the hole there it is there it is yes awful awful throw just a terrible throw Joe coupe I don't know what you're thinking you must be smoking crack it's yeah that's going right in the drink isn't it oh my god okay good good didn't go in the action I mean beating the [ __ ] out of them yes yes let's go baby nailed it that's a bad score too though I mean it's just yeah he's three strokes above Park really bad performance by John Cooper almost as bad as the music not gonna lie no I just I'm just kidding I have no I have no problems with BTS as a band I mean I feel like I died here we go here we go jungkook I didn't do I didn't swing it oh my god I didn't swing I didn't mean to do that I hate any me to do it come on come on there we go thank God six strokes above par not the best performance from jugg coop not gonna lie hey it is what it is you know this is just life at whoohoo Island I'm gonna change the course I want to do it one more time I know exactly what I need I know exactly what I need oh yeah it doesn't get better than that Fallon alright that was hot and sexy and all but I think we should get back to the game jug coupe going for going for birdies all right I'll say it I I'm gonna get a birdie every round maybe even a hole-in-one they call me the hole-in-one man you know I I never knew why they called me that but now I know that's in the [ __ ] water that's the worst [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life oh my god come on Joe coop this is something you really don't want to [ __ ] do I don't want to play anymore I don't want to play this game the only thing that can make me happy the news channel what's happening on the news channel [Music]

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Id: CQM1AB1qz0U

Length: 18min 50sec (1130 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 19 2020

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