We Created The Funniest Billboards...

my final drop of the good stuff merch line is live right now get some if you want it now let's talk about billboard advertising it's a hallmark of our capitalist society and there's no better way to advertise than to take a person driving a two-ton metal machine at 70 miles per hour and avert their eyes away from the road so i got into a call with my buddy schlatten charlie and we took a look at some of the most ridiculous billboards that i could find on the internet enjoy the ride welcome to another episode of the boys look at something oh what do you guys think of billboards i love billboards what i almost got one in new york city but you didn't many billboards are based around psas they want to let people know what's going on nothing can end hunger in ohio oh my god not a damn thing can stop people from starving in the blessed state of ohio what is nothing.org i don't know but i'm going there it doesn't exist i guess that's on brand i can't tell if this is sad or a joke because it looks like a cards against humanity car yeah you think it's like a company called nothing or something or something or they're trying to say like we are gonna be the ones to solve it and everyone just sees the billboard and says i guess there really is no hope man hunger's a real problem in ohio i wonder if there's something that we can do about it and then they see this oh no yeah well they have to commute out of ohio for breakfast lunch and dinner so they see it three times a day every day they get reminded that there's nothing they can do pick a number from one to ten ah eight what does eight remind you of a name perhaps the only number i associate with the name is number one for god nice man nice go made with love made in india you can't hold hands with god when you're masturbating ted this is just not a real billboard i hate the [ __ ] in your corn flakes this is such a poorly made photoshop masturbating is good it's like tilted this looks real to me blown out it's blown out with an instagram filter from like 2010 bro you've also got like a png from a hand warmers logo on the left that's when you're on a hot streak on one day when you're feeling especially uh passionate i haven't been holding hands with god recently does that how much have you been jacking it man my hands are full charlie are your hands full of balls nope they're full of 300 chinese finger traps whoa 300 chinese finger traps finger trips 300 chinese fingers 300 chinese finger traps 300 chinese finger traps nails and breads built to last sometimes in a billboard's life people will do a little bit of graffiti and a little bit of trolling on the billboards for instance like saving money blow up your car or ride a bike and then they crossed out geico and wrote crooks you know why they call geico crooks why uh oh google what it stands for cause they're the government exactly i wish the only thing on the billboard just said no war next to the gekko just calmly gesticulating just no war he could solve it all but he doesn't he doesn't he only sells insurance he sells insurance for the war they shouldn't have taught that thing english [Laughter] this is a good billboard all the ones before this have lacked a clear call to action i know exactly what i have to do here and i'm gonna do it my tongue is blue i've been drinking this soda what the [ __ ] does it have in it i for men where are you going heaven or hell 83 for truth f-o-r-t-r-u for calling the toll-free number for gospel billboards.org press zero please listen to a brief explanation of truth while we connect your call a what have you ever asked yourself these questions what will happen to me after i die oh [ __ ] dude good afternoon this is roger with gospel billboards how are you doing today good how are you i saw the i was driving and i saw the question on the billboard okay good and then what was that question that you saw it said where are you going uh heaven or hell well maybe you had a question about that billboard you wanted to ask yeah well i mean i just ask where you're going where am i where am i headed man if you get to judgment day and if your name is not in the book of life you'll be cast into the lake of fire called hell but if your name is in the book of life then you'll be invited into heaven ask if purchasing 300 chinese finger traps is a sin ask if it's a sin to get your dick stuck in a chinese finger trap does that make sense so i bought this thing on amazon the other day i mean it's really the only reason i'm calling is because i saw this sign and it made me reflect on this purchase i made on amazon the other day i bought a bag of 300 chinese finger traps from jeanine china and i may have done something with the finger trips that i'm not too proud of you gotta say it now you're in two teeth man hello yes i'm still here going oh no i i i stuck my dick into one of the fingertips i did i did i'm not too happy about it it's still stuck you know rather than uh talk about your sin i would urge you to repent about of your sin between you and god tell him what you've done but not only confess it turn away from it i would urge you to to repent of all your sins not just the finger trip one i'm in a bit of a pickle because i'd like to get it off but all my fingers are stuck in them i would urge you to just turn your life over to jesus and and follow him with all your heart okay okay oh my god i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up dude i know that charlie likes puns and plays on words oh boy wanted one night stan oh [ __ ] i did like that one of the ice age movies was released in the same weekend as jason bourne oh god oh no the eyes are perfect too kiss your eyes goodbye i would love nothing more for that rat to have a bullet put between his eyes one in three people and one in three people in louisiana will die from heart disease two for three dollars croissantwich sorry to everyone in ohio watching this here's louisiana whereas in ohio nothing can end their suffering remember schlatt you like bacon i like i like bacon yeah i like bacon sucks for you can baking can cause rectal cans oh my [ __ ] god did they photoshop bacon into a cigarette box yes they did they did how come they did that why another statement out to the world gotta make sure that people know ugly kids be surprised if you see one who's advertising this hot kids the parents of hot kids just want to let people know hey man these things they're out there and they [ __ ] suck or alternatively ugly kids we're out there oh [ __ ] all of a sudden a little scarier here's a billboard that you know never really existed but it would have been damn bad it would have been a terrible billboard nobody would have like oh calm the [ __ ] dude i'm gonna get i'm gonna get it [Applause] [Music] this one is supposed to be a positive billboard but it just comes off as like just as an eeriness to it that [ __ ] got me oh my god thank you for my blood i need being negative all right let's not make fun of leukemia patients anymore i need oh positive just stop sometimes people are looking for for love that's all i want for christmas is a latina girlfriend christmas latina aol.com that's his business email there's stuff that you can ask god to do for instance you can ask god to kill your husband come on let's go yeah it's a sight the sex addiction began at 15. i am the machine gun preacher my son and husband's gun fight did not go well my dad is a bible expert and a criminal we're running for office we just want to let everyone know i mean happy valentine's day from tyrone lewis the sheriff tyrone are you looking for a christmas latina i'm gonna have to cuff you and then pleasure you you have a right to remain silent oh i think that this one schlatt's really gonna like there's only one thing schlag that you can do when you get injured holy get the gorilla is this name gorilla why have they branded their law firm around a gorilla it's davis smith his name is davis smith gorilla law firm can you imagine if this place was a household name you hear about one of your friends getting injured first thing that they say is get the gorilla [Laughter] call the gorilla it's now time to create our own billboards the subjects of the billboards that we will be creating an accident lawyer a billboard that you would see in the middle of nowhere and finally small town political billboard how did you guys feel like you did i feel you know i feel good ted people are gonna see them and they're really gonna speak to people i'm gonna win this one again i'm so confident so who would like to go first for accident lawyer why don't you start us off schlott if you're feeling so good about your oh sure go ahead you fall over you get t-boned you need help there's one person that you can count on every day of the week any hour of the day any minute of the hour any hour of the second of course the monkey ball lawyer oh my god the ball's in your court call the monkey ball lawyer one eight hundred big ball that's pretty good pretty good that's pretty that's pretty damn yeah and there's a fun in there charlie there's a punch i know and i liked it all right ted [Laughter] [Music] so you're cruising down the interstate and you see something coming up right it looks like a billboard for a second and then you realize as you get closer and closer that the billboard is actually in the middle of the road and it was a fake billboard because you're gonna need car insurance in five seconds before you would hit the billboard they've all got like a hundred yard stairs like i know i too it's like that cartoon painting of the [Laughter] sometimes people get injured and they're wondering who it was injured daryl did it daryl seven five five yeah why would he advertise that he's [ __ ] daryl look at him sooner or later everything leads back to daryl i suppose we can go with the uh the middle of nowhere billboards i love how off the perspective warp is i might as well go next because i had a very similar concept for mine how is the billboard uh higher quality than the surrounding environment it's an oled screen that's a samsung let me raise you one guys in response sometimes the middle of nowhere is just another state man there is nothing that can end hunger in ohio no food or beverages like the entire state of ohio is a movie theater that also doesn't offer concessions small town political billboards what do we got schlatt well ted i'm kind of worried about this one schlatt your silence speaks volumes [ __ ] her keep texas free from democrats a message from kid rock who is the lady she actually doesn't exist i was scared of i i got an ai generated image of a woman she does she's not real this actually aligns with my message quite a bit when you keep driving you see this wait is this the religious one or the political one this is i didn't fully understand the assignment but i think it's this is like in a small town where pretty much anything goes i suppose collect the rat for horseshoes literally just arrived i really like this one and that's a rat that i would trust with my life that red understands foreign policy the final category of the billboards that we have created today are the religious billboards schlatt would you take it away well you know what they say uh it's it's uh john 3 16. um jesus walked on water is this just gonna what is this gonna no oh no i mean there's i don't even know what to say to this lad this is just this is a very terrible billboard i know you know i know right it's bad so here's my billboard just spreading the good word the devil smokes bacon oh [ __ ] let's go [ __ ] yeah dude well guys i guess that leads me to the final billboard here that i have okay crap okay you can just post it when you're ready yeah i'm just not you're not ready yeah maybe i can give like a bit of a disclaimer or like a um it's gonna be worse than mine that's it that's it that's it i don't think you understood the point of of this assignment charlie that's it i mean it's a billboard true [Laughter] true all right well thanks so much ladies and gentlemen for for watching us create some time sorry okay i'm sorry yeah and i thought i had something i thought i had something good that deserved to be seen up there i've got one special prize for you what's that ted we're sending you to [ __ ] ohio but i but there's and you can't bring any food hope you enjoyed the billboards bye-bye before you go this video is sponsored by morning brew morning brew is a free daily newsletter that is delivered monday through sunday while on a normal morning you could be mindlessly scrolling social media until your brain's rotted out and making minecraft cave noises you could be getting up to speed on business finance and tech in like five minutes traditional news is dry it's dense while morning brew is witty relevant and informative something that i learned recently using morning brew is that netflix has acquired the rights to all of roald dahl's work so 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Length: 15min 48sec (948 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 25 2021

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