using traumatic roller coasters to cure people's fears

alright so we're checking out the only game that allows you to destroy a person's fear with overly aggressive penetrative sharks it's planet coaster I feel like most planet coaster coasters are meant to kill people so we're gonna do something different today we're gonna try and help people and if there's one thing I learned in psychology all those years ago the best way to help people is to ruin their lives as I live in Florida the worst possible fear a human being can have is the fear of water and thus today we are going to cure people's fear of water in order to do this we will use sharks and other tentacle monsters to such a degree that hopefully it ends up breaking the game the fact that you can have a shark growing out of another shark like a tumor makes me feel like this is going to work perfectly I also appreciate that you can change all the colors don't worry because we're trying to cure people of their fears this isn't blood it's lipstick a young Bob Ross is over here taking his girlfriend out for a day at the park gonna make sure to make them something memorable trying to find an appropriate rollercoaster here to symbolize people's slow descent into madness speed is it really important in fact quite honestly I would prefer it to go slower typhoon this doesn't look like a roller coaster it looks like you're driving around one of those jazzy motor scooters over at Best Buy or something oopsy-daisy this is great because we can cure people's fear of heights at the same time I love it this lady's still smiling even though she's like three miles up in the air everyone's like how do you like your job and she's like no the airs a little thin on the plus side though I can see all of Florida from here okay there's a lot higher than I had previously anticipated okay now even before the ride starts we need something oh Jesus Christ I like how in order to support the very first part of the track the supports have to go into like Georgia anyway we need something for people to experience right before you know they they come crashing into the Earth's surface and this is only the beginning - I need a body of water here I meant to put the shark head the other way but this is kind of funny - it's almost like it's vomiting out the passengers wait a sec sharks vomiting out passengers I might have an idea for later take this go like this gotta rotate this correctly it's great too because you can be like hey shark do you want to be part of this experiment he's like oh the shark is actually strangely phallic-shaped this is so imperfect I feel like as I do this I'm hitting the shark's teeth closer and closer to the top of the coaster so all the tall people are gonna get blast in the first little bit don't worry everyone this isn't happening on purpose all of our engineers are recovering alcoholics actually now's a perfect time to really start lowering it as it gets closer to the ground there we go see your reward for lying about your height because you were too short is you get to be the last to die right about there okay now we can legitimately have the shark vomiting out whatever's left okay I just need to test this real quick oh yeah there's nothing like heading toward the ground where there's a shark and a shark and a shark in a shark all right looking good and as the people get all the way down the shark is like blah all right Epson Chet for the regurgitated test dummies hold on speaking of which there's actually something we can do here there we go perfect now this shark is like do I have something stuck in my teeth right now some parent is like where's hunter found part of them okay there's a lot more we have to do here the people's fears it hasn't been cured at this point yet I think I'm also gonna have to turn off friction there's your half hunter you will be missed oh I forgot that this is still a testicle Wow I wasn't sure if it would skip like a stone or what but uh looks like I found the maximum ejaculation distance get people a little dip here I go ahead and turn this just to like slowly drown them oh yes perfect there now if my calculations are correct like just their head should be under water here let that go for a little while in fact can I put brakes on this hold on yeah go ahead go ahead and trim the speed here who would want this going too fast while they're drowning now we'll go ahead and flip this back around if you notice the speed actually isn't even that bad they're going about 200 miles an hour right now when they get vomited out of the mouth of the shark 237 all right very good okay good plan that wonderful I think right here is a great opportunity to violate people I mean like literally violate people hold on oh yeah it even has the GUI sound effects somewhere a hundred miles away some anime girl is starting to sweat I put it right about there oh god I can just create like a cluster of these you may be asking yourself how many tentacles do we need for this all the tentacles it's not enough tentacles until the game starts to lag oh that that moment where you get viciously fondled before your inevitable death I mean before your inevitable rehabilitation this deserves to be saved as a blueprint so I could duplicate it easily there we go there's your anemic girl okay there we go I think people will be well on their way to getting rid of their fears at this point see all these dummies they're coming into this boys but they're leaving men all right where's that angry shark whose wife left him there it is I've got so many sharks going on here they're not really like sharks I'm like freaking piranhas I asked myself how many sharks is enough I'm not really sure yet all right I'm getting the F out of here I might need more space so I felt like we need a sign or something we need something inviting to let people know what's in store for them within this ride all right now you just kind of twist it like this okay I think I've given people enough of a description of what to expect let's go and test this out real quick all right you got the very first sign over there looking good oh yeah I'm so happy that the anus showed up so well you can even see the glorious pit of tentacles waiting for you right before Cujo the multiple sharks get ready to rip you in half I said I've decided something we're not gonna slow people down here hold on I need this path as white as possible here since we're dealing with a bunch of water we'll make it play I need plenty of shops over here hold on yeah all these okay now I have to see if I can legitimately get people up here okay it might be it might be a little while okay yeah we're almost there god this is just a stunning showing of engineering oh Christ I have no idea what I did here but it looks like it works okay I feel like the entrance to the park needs something flashy it needs something to impress these people and let them know exactly what they're in for all right so you grab your abusive shark head here stunt man pirate dive 40 meters air quotes stunt man oh my god this is perfect old Redbeard over here is like oh god what have I been spawned into the game is paused I can't even take my own sword and kill myself okay so if we just make a bunch of these okay this is kind of like the maiden test just so that I understand the angle this can get very excessive all right more uh I don't know this might be good this shark is like these pirates taste like cucumbers I hate cucumber oh okay now it's more about the angle okay hold on let's try this you're happy with it and duplicate okay now this should work fairly ladies like Harold it's rating men I feel like with no context this is a fantastic image okay now it's more just a matter of hiding all this now in Florida all we do whenever we don't want people to see something is put a bunch of palm trees there uh yeah that'll do nicely all right all you have to do is just make yourself a nice palm tree tumor oh yeah that's exactly what I want it don't worry about this palm tree this one like failed its physics test I feel like there is no better way to be introduced to this park this there's a lot of litter in the park no there's not a lot of literature there's a lot of dead bodies hold on I'm just giving people their money's worth oh yeah the nighttime gives us a beautiful ambiance it's almost romantic there's nothing quite like fire-breathing pirate vomiting sharks to welcome you to hell worry not everyone your fear of the water will be cured this little child is seeing the destruction all around him and he's like Daddy I don't want to be a pirate when I grow up anymore okay before the before I actually make this rollercoaster work for real there's something I have to do real quick all right find me every homeless person under the bridge give them all a job okay fantastic now we're getting enough people to appropriately test this hold on though the game's telling me I need more public of ours hello mrs. vender how far did you get in school she's like what school perfect you're hired right now what you do is you get your shark head right about here come on maybe uh maybe even a little bit forward yeah it looks good oh god it's perfect effectively the shark is vomiting out the roller coaster people get spewed out of its mouth the Sharks like I'm a vegetarian brah yes auto-complete give me the seizures all right we're gonna go ahead and give this a shot but for some reason I feel like this autocomplete is a lie I also feel like these signs are taking out the left side of my medulla all right become very good friends with the tentacles get eaten a couple hundred times come on roller coaster do it call friction your bippy work your ride is too scary guests won't want to ride it seriously 80 G's is too much for these people I like how it gives it this fear rating this is effectively how many years off the end of people's lives being shaved you'll notice right after you get vomited out of the shark that's when the lives are the most lost Emmitt Bigelow is unhappy Emmitt you don't even have to ride the roller coaster you need to shut your damn mouth I think the fear was only at about a 15 I think we need more sharks how many sharks all of the Sharks I should probably turn this into a blueprint because it's time to legitimately crash the game save it I like how you have no choice but to put a like a description for the blueprint in very good honestly I may as well just put these everywhere what the hell throw some over here by the walkway I don't even know how this works but whatever put some over here do people get like violated on the way in does this even work oh Jesus it's worse than I had previously like oh this one's coming out of the shop it's like these are my churros the shark is like people with blue hair tastes like blueberry it's actually unbelievable just how much this game will accept ok hold on clearly we haven't used enough sharks alright thirty-eight thousand dollars worth of sharks it's money well space well just fill up the entirety of the water at this point there's really no reason to half-ass this come on FPS I've got to get you down one way or the other okay at this point I think I can legitimately ask myself whether or not I have gone too far alright I think this is an excellent opportunity to see exactly what we've created oh my god you can see the checks from up here when you look at it from here it's like where are those minnows then you get up close and it's like out Jesus Christ it's every nightmare I've ever had oh yes there's nothing like making out with over half a dozen sharks many guests are trapped in the park why what are the sharks keeping this all these people are like this park has done unholy things to me I can never go back to my family if you listen closely you can hear the screaming I actually put these sharks here to clean up all this litter the staff is like I can't find a free staff building just wandering over here okay I'm not even sure if I can get the roller coaster to hit people I know I don't know if it'll have impact with these sharks or not I guess we'll find out in a second I have no idea where the coaster is there's too many sharks up found it hit the shark over here and it just average staff happiness has declined massively but why Wilbur lacy is thinking about quitting I find it interesting that now he's thinking about quitting it took this all right ready along we're gonna we're gonna go all the way here yeah sure $158,000 with the sharks okay hold on I'll show you what we've done here in a second I have to do something else I felt like we didn't have enough original violation what do you do and you don't have enough violation you just double it you may have heard of like hand tie or whatever but all these tentacles have gone through the rehabilitation process so they're all just friendly it's like friend tie here we go there I heard y'all were having a tough time escaping the park and you escaped the park now what yes finally I feel like we have created something truly magical here look at how high the scenery rating is everyone loves it I appreciate that there's a filter that you can use that legitimately makes all this sound like you're underwater needless to say at this point I think that everyone's fear of water should be pretty much cured because probably end up leaving this park impregnated by about 6,000 different sharks anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of planet coaster I'm not really sure how it's happening but at this point people can't even fall they simply lay on top of the tentacles after they get blasted by the ride the next time

Channel: GrayStillPlays

Views: 4,177,964

Rating: 4.9351048 out of 5

Keywords: Simulation Games, graystillplays, gray still plays, greystillplays, simulator, and this happened, tycoon funny, simulator funny moments, funny clips, funny moments, rollercoaster tycoon, roller coaster, rollercoaster crash, fastest roller coaster, roller coaster tycoon, roller coaster crash, planet coaster, planet coaster fastest coaster, roller coaster g forces, i built a roller coaster, stopping a roller coaster, shark roller coaster, water roller coasters

Id: bbIHfO8XG58

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Mon May 11 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/An-average-toaster]

Didn’t expect to see one of gray’s videos here but I’m not disappointed.

[u/SmolAndHaveNoMoney]

I love gray still plays!

[u/LateRegret]

This could cure and kill me at the same time, I love it

[u/Sleepy_and_creepy]

First I had a mini panic attack...then I burst out laughing lol