Ultimate Tim Hawkins Stand Up: Part 3

my daddy seems to be before you better beat your button years from the hall of the hairs about you guys getting married folks here tonight get away from the kids really let me get you guys one that's awesome no meals I love that these are homies fine all the water loaf bread baby did nobody guilty my wife and I go every day oh man we go all out Vader face balloon ride around on horseback we sleep at all the spikes on the back we have a newly married couples newly married couple is here nobody bearings surprised you know that I feel strong where am i doing newsworthy really make coming in America three months you know about to the shower anymore Frodo that's right to you both boy you get the questions yet boy oh he will late at night ladies quit the questions late at night we don't know new Celeste was just experienced Medina the debate on the freezing documentum skin work right across pretty monthly you're gonna get the questions late at night every house went through it you're physically in they're so tired when I disappear that side on the other side of it you know that we need to have before our conversations are you feeling [Music] get up I have to ask you something and it's never a simple question it's never like what do you think well I was thinking if I put my leg outside the covers it would be cold that's right like where are we I want to say no we laugh I love making my wife laughs that's my favorite thing in the world making her laugh and that we used to go to travel around the college's when I perform at colleges we always laugh to these colleges that are so into themselves you know here's who they don't they're a little hand gesture that they do you know a lot of Texas schools for dator UNC Charlotte if I bring a small group of people and you're the next plane line to pray the guy before you is just [Applause] this person an efficient way [Applause] involve a Thomas about Lord then sings my soul [Applause] mine was nervous [Applause] Lord in the golfers [Applause] [Applause] summer you're like that is ridiculous people are like [Applause] and I stopped going 24-hour fitness possessions [Music] go to Starbucks order what you want even though the ladies were kind of mean to me in a cell but I got a lot and one that no factor in Montana create their offense so they start much from I think that's a way to spice up your honor by this one you guys spice up your life there ways to do that I capped out your favorite movies citing the fact that your favorite movies in your life of course my favorite star vote a harder they like their any the name that the order claim there are lot easier my name is Moses the mole Phoenix legions humble servant once remember of our casinos - the song musta to the next and when it is no restroom I have to be [Applause] it was a longer I have to take you back [Applause] now time to stop love that movie Gladiator Papa cuteness here's one years ago I was in the prodigal son drama at my church shows cast as the father of the prodigal son at my church drama and I was like a thousand people there that night and they thought I could do it alone only one line and there's a big deal a lot of people there that night and my life was this is the prodigal spot my line was my son comes home my line was killed the fatted calf put a robe on him and put a ring on his finger and I said kill the fatted calf put a rope on him and give him the finger I just can't take that back it's out there and I said it with such passion [Applause] the audience was like is that the script they must be using the message Bible [Music] I landed this next song as a lot of comedians don't like God I think part of is because they just had a bad church experience and I did and I had a good one and that just I met people that were real in church they weren't perfect but they were real and they were loving and we used to go to a youth camp and sing this next song is two songs that you probably know jam together I'd like to I'd like to dedicate this song to Glenn Frey the Eagles who just passed away this this week and he just gave the world some really fun and wonderful music and you might know the worst of this if you know

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Id: qknzH7sqzlc

Length: 12min 7sec (727 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 23 2019