>>I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS PICNIC WITH MATT
AND MAL! WE NEVER SEE THEM NOW THAT THEY HAVE A BABY
GIRL. >>I KNOW. WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'LL LOOK MORE LIKE? MATT OR MAL? >>YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A HARD QUESTION. MATT HAS MORE DOMINANT FEATURES, BUT MAL'S
A MORE DOMINANT PERSON. SO, IT'S A TOSS UP. >>YEAH, GOOD POINT. >>YOU KNOW WHAT? EITHER WAY THOUGH, I'M SURE SHE'LL BE GORGEOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH A COUPLE THAT
LOOKS LIKE PRE-CHUBBY TOPANGA AND A SLIM JIM CAREY. >>HI! >>OH HI! HELLO! >>HI, I'M SO SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE. THIS LITTLE ANGEL TAKES UP MOST OF OUR TIME. >>YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO GET THE REST OF THE FOOD. >>OKAY MATT, I'LL COME WITH YOU. >>ALL RIGHT. >>OH! I WANT TO SEE THIS BABY GIRL. >>OKAY! THIS IS SOPHIE. >>OH! SUCH A PRECIOUS NAME FOR SUCH A PRECIOUS BUNDLE
OF- GOODNESS! OH! OH YEAH. OH. OH WOW. SHE- SHE IS EVEN MORE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED. >>YEAH, SHE'S JUST AMAZING, ISN'T SHE? >>YEAH. NO, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH NO, SHE'S UM- OH SHE'S LIKE A WORK OF ART YOU KNOW? LIKE UH- A PICASSO OR- UH, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO MAKES GARGOYLES. >>YEAH, I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT HER IS. >>HER SENSE OF HUMOR? >>SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
WHITNEY. >>YEAH, WELL SHE'S GOING TO NEED IT. >>SYMPATHY WEIGHT IS A REAL THING. >>I KNOW RIGHT? GOT THE GRUB. >>OH ACTUALLY, I LEFT SOPHIE'S BOTTLE IN THE CAR. COULD YOU GO AND GET IT? >>I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. >>OH BROTHER. CAN YOU HOLD HER TIL I GET BACK? >>YES. >>SO IS THIS HER? >>NO, JASON, DON'T LOOK. YOU HAVE TO PREPARE YOURSELF. >>WHAT? >>THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE UGLIEST BABY I'VE
EVER SEEN. HUMAN OR OTHERWISE. >>WHITNEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. ALL BABIES ARE CUTE. OH MY EYES! OH, POKE THEM OUT! >>I TOLD YOU! >>OH, SWEET MONSTER CHILD! IS THERE ANYTHING BEAUTIFUL LEFT IN THIS WORLD? >>LOOK AT HER- LOOK AT HER ONE EYE AT A TIME. I THINK THE LACK OF DEPTH PERCEPTION HELPS. >>I'M AFRAID. >>ONE AT A TIME HONEY! >>OH, WHAT HAPPENED? >>I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE MATT AND MAL PULLED FROM THE UGLY SIDE OF THE GENE POOL. THE PART OF THE POOL WHERE THE FILTER IS BROKEN
AND RANDOM SPOTS FEEL UNNATURALLY WARM. >>IS THAT A HORN? >>EITHER THAT OR A REALLY POINTY MOLE. >>OH MAN, DO YOU THINK THEY KNOW? >>THEY HAVE TO, RIGHT? I MEAN, MAYBE THEY'RE IN DENIAL? >>WELL, HOW DO YOU TELL SOMEONE THAT THEIR BABY LOOKS LIKE RASPUTIN AND A
PROBOSCIS MONKEY BIRTHED A DRAGON? >>I DON'T KNOW. OH, WHAT IS SHE DOING? WHAT IS SHE DOING? OH, SHE'S YAWNING. JASON, SHE'S YAWNING! >>I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES. DO YOU THINK WE CAN MAYBE HIDE HER FACE INTO- >>NO, JASON STOP IT! OH, THEY'RE COMING BACK! >>OH HEY- HEY, HEY! HEY GUYS! >>WAS SHE FUSSY AT ALL? >>OH, HARD TO TELL YOU KNOW. SHE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE FACES. CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S UPSET OR HUMAN. >>HERE COMES WHIT AND JASON! HERE THEY COME! WHOA! [SCREAMS] >>OKAY. >>WHOA! [SCREAMS] >>SHE IS ONE SPIT UP AWAY FROM BEING THE DINOSAUR ON JURASSIC PARK. >>OH, SHE'S SO HAPPY. SHE LIKES YOU GUYS. >>YOU GUYS SHOULD BE HER BABYSITTERS. [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] WE'LL SEE. >>WELL WE COULD REALLY USE THE BREAK. >>WE WOULDN'T WANT TO FORCE IT ON YOU. >>NO. >>OH, COME ON. WHO COULD SAY NO TO THIS FACE? >>OH YES! YES! OH, THESE PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL. >>I KNOW. [BABY CRYING] >>OH, LOOKS LIKE LITTLE TIMMY'S WAKING UP. OH. >>HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE CRIES.
