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music do you have a recycling bin I just died laughing ass muscle randomly jiggles me gasps is that you daddy my gender is bees that's it just these that's all there is to it what's in your pants there I want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild [ __ ] guess takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second secret leather jacket underneath you mean skin what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post thank you my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went I guess it's a conference call a plus recovery don't encourage him in Russia they don't say I love you they say which means my life was purposeless without you and I think that's just beautiful do you want to buy some illegal memes only in Canada do the bus's apologize for the accident attack on titan I don't even watch this show and I fell out of my chair you'll are awfully communists for a bunch of people who hate group projects maybe so while kissing is such a dumb word face battle sounds way cooler may I challenge you to a face battle my good lady you may face battle the bride face battle me in the rain this isn't some project you can do in one night not until I shift into Maximum Overdrive the waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for six hours now waiting for me to say where customers are screaming three people have died I will not heal me I should study maybe even be productive my brain approximately sixteen seconds later if I illegally bought the Mona Lisa would anyone be able to stop me from eating it human hahaha animals are so dumb goes to war with its own species uses all of its resources destroys its own environment pollutes its own air and water animal licks its own [ __ ] humour licks someone else's [ __ ] and calls it sex are there any benefits to turning 17:16 was thriving 18 is adulthood there is none it's the null year you become a dancing queen young and sweet 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time my brother just ran into my room with shaving cream muttonchops and three razors between his fingers on each hand and shouted waldir cury you think this is a joke knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad that was deep philosophy is wondering it that means ketchup is a smoothie that was deeper common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie okay I know no one cares but seriously I can't stand green jelly beans and I love red jelly beans but I'm red green colorblind do you see my problem I can see your problem but you can't hospitals are so weird like on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child Luck's on and on the floor below her a frat boys getting a wiimote removed from his butthole what's the most random thing you thinking of right now we're tf2 hamsters live outside of pet stores my grandma would always x-out people in her yearbook can't write deceased when one of her 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but if my friend wants more ketchup I'm out of my seat in a second the mom friend override once you start sleeping with no pants there is no going back you know how there's a theory that no two people see a color the exact same way does that mean color is like a figment of your imagination you [ __ ] didn't calimary all offense intended but some of yours ideas for making a better Star Wars film are hot garbage 49 minute you foxy you are the exception I love cutthroat kitchen but binge watching makes it really stand out how often Alton Brown refers to himself as daddy and makes contestants wear spreader bars I'm sorry what joint is the opposite of elite but it's just as fast the Lord Lita found the Lord join cast away me 21 years old still kind looking around for pool sticks are not looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers me 35 years old finds that will stick on my walk to work I'm Gandalf I did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it I'm eating an entire cake update there is more cake than I imagined I see now why my parents didn't let me do this anytime I hear someone use the term mancave I feel my body Sagas it craves death it's not any better than boy [ __ ] tbh may or may not be misinformed on what a mancave is finally worked up the courage to tell the Starbucks girl she was beautiful and I only puked twice did you puke on her that's not important what's important is that she knows how I feel now someone in my city is currently having sex giving birth and I that person needs to slow the [ __ ] down life is short do it all at once how many toes you got you mean in my mouth or blocked have a horrible day [ __ ] an email that's called gente my FBI agent watching me perform entire musical soundtracks while acting out every scene this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player I'm sorry you were saying NSFW not safe for worms childish gambino concert was cancelled there goes my weekend plans you could 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[Music] cow belly let's go pay the monetization is dropping aurita to start the migration of top innovation and content creation and others rise all new states and got inspiration to drop an UK on top of your faces amok in the face of the clock is still raising there's impatient long stories later not just escape news drop like a cake you to be praying told you would make a toast all the creator who want to get paid for their awesome three inches so take the advice of a gardener make oh my god - says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ] that

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Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 14 2018