Trump's Confusing Project 2025 Response & W.H. Dismisses Biden Neurologist Visit | The Daily Show

Welcome to The Daily Show I'm jie lick and I'm Jordan claer we got so much to talk about tonight the White House is at war with the media Donald Trump tries out social distancing and we find out who's going to win the black votes so let's get right into the headlines let's kick things off with the big story of the past week a national crisis with global implications somebody in the bed in gwenneth potro's guest house according to the Daily Mail a house guest of gwenneth palro Hampton's home suffered quote catastrophic diarrhea in bed the house guest then blamed the disaster on OIC before fleeing the property wow is one of the side effects of OIC not caring about cleaning up the diarrhea you get from OIC why would you run out after that if there's anyone who would be sympathetic it's the woman who tells you to squirt coffee an up your butt and and pardon my word choice here but I want to sit in this mess for just a minute because it brings up an interesting question when you the bed as visibly and as nationally as this guest did should you stay in the house or is it time to leave I know that some people would say that the guest just had a bad night he's a decent man with a lifetime of service as a house guest and he's earned the chance to stay and and clean up his mess but the thing is we all know he the bed we can't unsee him the bed and now every time we see him we're going to be wondering is he going to the bed again uh are are we are we still talking about the house guest all I'm saying is Gwyneth has every right to be skeptical about inviting this house guest to stay over again for the next four years or so I mean it might be too late in the summer to get another house guest there's plenty of time to get another house guest okay okay okay but who's to say that another guest might not the bed even worse I mean sometimes the bed you know is better than the bed you don't maybe maybe but but we should at least be honest about the bed instead of pretending that the bed was never shed in otherwise we're going to delude ourselves into thinking that this is the best house guest we can get and now all of a sudden it's January and there's a house guest that nobody wanted and nobody in the house is allowed to get a goddamn abortion oh I'm almost certain we're not talking about the house guest we're not we're not okay gotcha so Joe Biden the bed and now his campaign is trying to desperately change the conversation back to Joe Biden's opponent new reporting today on a plan from President Joe Biden it's a plan to tie Donald Trump to project 2025 and focus on what a second Trump presidency could look like Democrats have been shouting from the rooftops that this project 2025 is a blueprint for Trump to gut democracy if he wins the DNC purchased five new Billboards in Miami tying Trump to project 2025 today the current President Joe Biden just tweeted Google project 2025 he wants us to Google it kind of fting in the attack there aren't you Joe although I'm not entirely convinced Biden wasn't trying to just Google project 2025 I mean his next tweet's going to be Alexa how do you win a debate but yes if you haven't Googled it yet project 2025 is a 900 page blueprint for Donald Trump's second term it's basically conservative fanfiction which could very well become fan reality and it's full of terrifying proposals that range from burning more fossil fuels to outlawing por pornography which is bad news for people who like to masturbate and horrible news for people who like to masturbate to our flourishing coral reefs maybe it's just me I don't know the people behind project 2025 were some of Donald Trump's top AIDS but apparently it's getting a little too controversial for Trump now because he's running away from it like it's a disabled veteran who wants a selfie Donald Trump chose today to try to distance himself from Project 2025 on Truth social today Trump wrote I know nothing about project 2025 I have no idea who's behind it I disagree with some of the things they're saying and some of the things they're saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal anything they do I wish them luck but I have nothing to do with that really you expect us to believe Donald Trump didn't read a 900 page okay now that I'm saying it I hear it yes I hear it I do okay I yeah I I do okay but let's look at this okay this is textbook Trump he hides his dog whistles next to some pla ible deniability every tweet is like a Cheesecake Factory menu you know there's something for everybody and he doesn't mind if it's full of contradictions he hasn't read project 2025 but he likes parts of it he has no idea who's behind it but he he hired most of them he thinks it's abysmal but he wishes them luck he's got one hand in his pocket and the other one's giving a high five by the way if Trump's saying I don't know who these people are but I wish them luck sounds both odd and oddly familiar it might be because of this President Trump was asked late today about Jeffrey Epstein's alleged co-conspirator gain Maxwell I don't know I haven't really been following her too much I just wish her well frankly here's here's a here's a tweet idea for Joe Biden Google galain Maxwell but yes the Biden campaign would love the media to start talking about project 2025 so they can stop talking about things like this news broke today that a military doctor specializing in Parkinson's visited the White House eight times in eight months eight times in eight months that is shocking I can't get one doctor's appointment in eight months I had to go to the CVS Minute Clinic to get my tubes tied now as it turns out this doctor only examined Biden during his annual physicals and the other visits were for other people at the White House so this story might have blown right by until this happened the White House today facing repeated questions about President Biden's medical history has the president being treated for Parkinson's no is he being treated for Parkinson's no he's not is he taking medication for Parkinson's no but the press secretary refused to confirm that Dr Kevin Canard an expert on Parkinson's disease visited the White House eight times from last summer to this past spring hold on a second how much you should be able to answer by this point wait no no no no no no wait a minute come Ed please a little respect here please it is you're asking Kinard but I just I also said to you Ed I also said to you for security reasons we cannot share names we cannot share names look I know she's trying to protect people's privacy but anytime you're being that KY with information it just makes it look like you're hiding something it almost would have been better to just make something up like Joe and Jill or and Dr Parkinson's are in a thruple I mean do you want the youth vat or not for more on the questions over Joe Biden's Health we go live to the briefing room with our senior White House analyst Michael Costa Michael Michael why is the White House being so Cy about the president's Health guys I've been talking to White House officials and it turns out the media is blowing this way out of proportion you know so a Parkinson's doctor visited a few times big deal an STD doctor has been here every day for a week and no one's asking if the president has an STD what what does the president have an [Laughter] STD that'd be pretty cool huh no no does he have an STD or not answer the question guys calm down he definitely does not have have Hepatitis A if that's what you're asking no okay does he have Hepatitis B or C D E FG sounds like a preschool in here I mean this is what the White House is talking about the media needs to calm down no no the White House can't drop concerning information and then be angry when the media tries to report on it there's nothing to report on Biden's fine but even if he isn't which he is the White House has a great medical staff with tons of spare organs my God does Biden need organs no one said anything about getting organs from pigs why would he even need that Biden's in great shape he's got the heart of an ox wait okay uh are are you are you are you talking are you talking figuratively or literally I know right no no come on answer infuriating hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey a little respect please a little respect okay sorry sorry okay thank you now continue let's be calm and let this family grieve what what who is grieving I can't share names about which family's grieving which sitting president of the United States which they're not but they could be one day which might be today oh my God Michael Michael answer this one question clearly without raising any further questions okay where is the president right now the president is at the NATO Summit okay great great okay and he's in all of our hearts wait what no no we hate you okay Costa jeez Michael Costa everyone [Music]

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Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 10 2024