Jon Stewart & The News Team Deliver a Divine Message to Biden | The Daily Show

[Applause] we've obviously been talking about uh the big news from the debates uh Joe Biden's recent campaign to stay in the campaign and uh turns out Biden's got a pretty high bar for dropping out if you can be convinced that you cannot defeat Donald Trump will you stand down what offensive and what the Lord Almighty comes out and tells me that I might do that if the Lord Almighty comes down he might do that for more we go to Biden headquarters with Desi liic Desi how are you good to see you Desi so obviously uh this story is dominating the news cycle Desi what what's the latest uh well John like a pressure cooker turned on the pressure is on Biden told George Stephanopoulos that unless the Lord Almighty himself comes down he's not getting out of the race and you'll never believe this but I have a very special someone right here wow it's oh oh oh God that's oh boy it's me John I am the Lord thy God creator of the universe co-star the S Chapel author of the New York bestseller the Bible and I have a message for the president as Corinthians says to everything there is a season turn turn Desi and and Jordan or Gandalf or whoever you are I I I see what you guys are doing and no no a god G man Biden is not going to fall for this have you seen him lately I me there's a there's a decent chance John but but fine maybe Biden's more of a a new testament guy son uh oh Jesus Christ this is this is unbelievable yes it is I Jesus Christ Son of God freelance Carpenter co-author of the New York Times bestseller the Bible and I too am worried that this Biden campaign cannot be resurrected I I would know remember all right that's C uh uh clearly you're you're not Jesus so was it too classic looking ah it wasn't woken up don't worry we got you covered we got your covered you got your covered yeah yeah it is I black Jesus I'm like white jesus except I drive my donkey like this and I too have a message for Joe Biden give me a beat a all right guys forget it listen no one is going to believe either of you were Jesus so we're not doing this oh wow not believing in Jesus we get it John you're Jewish no it's couldn't handle the bars John no that's not it it's John John John if I may yes Ronnie Chang Ronnie Chang Perhaps Perhaps your Western gods are unable to provide the answers by the needs so you are Buddha I'm Buddha Buddha I'm the source of all Instagram wisdom live laugh love that was that was me kind of I could be mistaken here but uh isn't Buddha traditionally a little more naked little bigger little bell no that's a common misconception okay that's laughing Buddha I'm OIC Buddha all right I reached enlan and my way go anyway I agree with God and those buddy cop jesuses okay if Biden needs a message from the almighty one of these Gods has got to break through did someone say God I am Thor Norse god of lightning son of Odon king of osgard and I'm that raccoon who hangs out with Thor sometimes or maybe that's that's not sorry I watched it on a plane I don't so whoever Biden will listen to that's me Grace and Troy if Biden isn't going to listen to the Lethal Weapon Jesus's he's not going to listen he's not going to listen to two Marvel character doesn't Thor have a giant hammer oh this isn't part of the costume I'm just a lesbian um yeah Home Depot had a sale our point is simple Joe Biden sometimes you got to just let it go things run out of steam take it from us the Marvel Cinematic Universe [Music]

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Length: 5min 47sec (347 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 09 2024