Trisha Quits the Podcast & Storms Out - Frenemies #13

[Music] all righty frenemy's second app of the week because we were we were uh chatting it up too much in the first one and it's higher cpms in december say what higher cpms this month oh higher cpms episodes that's why people do vlogmas right because oh vlogmas rack up the should we do vlogmas here it is every day yeah i mean they say they'll watch anything i'll you guys want to watch us eat cereal or whatever but we'll make money here this might be the worst episode because i just don't think my audience definitely doesn't care about beauty stuff your audience definitely doesn't care what you're doing it's not about the beauty stuff per se it's about how ridiculous it is and how much you know our reaction to it i don't think people are looking for beauty products to buy tricia yeah but i don't think this is interesting it's not 2012 youtube you know what i mean like beauty's not popping like it used to be but well if you have any ideas for the podcast i'm all ears cause we're out here you know what i mean like we're trying abs put all this together i don't know if you could see yeah okay pizza hut just came out with a triple treat box you want to eat pizza with me yeah i want you want to cancel this and get a pizza because i'm down just give me the word you're actually down aren't you yeah because we're talking about how we can only eat one meal okay so your idea for a video is to eat pizza with me yeah the treat box it's a triple treat box it's stacked like this it's pizza it's pasta and it's dessert you think that's a good podcast idea yeah okay maybe i'll get lit i'll stay in control it's only it's only here till holidays to like the christmas i mean hanukkah's you want to do a third episode of us just eating pizza honestly december baby let's go dan pulled up dan put up a box oh calm down jesus right so wait there's a pizza on top a pizza in the middle and desserts on the bottom the triple threat oh triple treat more like the triple bypass box oh my god i got pizza do you think we could finish that between the two of us i could finish it myself no you couldn't yeah because when you were on last time i crushed the whole pizza and you're like oh my god i'm so impressed oh i was trying to be like skinny like you know the first time you go on like a date with someone you're like don't want to eat all your food you were just telling me you cried because you had one chicken nugget the other day that's my eating disorder i'm like a binger i binge or i don't eat it i don't want to enable you but i have to eat it's not binging if we have a piece of yeah but you've got to eat healthy you can't be like okay my meal for the day is the triple threat box the triple bypass i had a set i had i had just chicken breasts yesterday you can ask them this all i had was a chicken breast and that was it yeah but that's not healthy because you go i'm gonna have a chicken breast and then tomorrow i'm gonna have a triple threat first of all it's between the two of us and i think it's for two people so it's fine how much is it dan this is not sponsored by the way it should be pizza can be sponsored why don't we have fast food sponsors we would oh that doesn't sound right that's too much food for 21 bucks that's total that sucks dude it's not that much i think it should cost more i'm concerned about what i'm putting in my body it's only 21 you can really order that right now make it happen yeah we'll probably be here by then order it now we'll have it by the end of the episode we're doing intermittent fasting we'll do it yeah it's our one meal don't worry about it we're gonna do a beauty product all over our faces and then we're gonna destroy our bodies with pizza hut the triple can i just say i have bad news what pizza hut does not deliver to this address who can we send pick it up oh my god moses moses that's the only person you're going to take one for the team i don't know he's down he's not again wait really oh you want to get on the trail we need two triple threats because there's supposed you wanted you went onto the triple threat should we shoot maybe he's in let's get not three calm down one four you guys want you guys don't want two between the two of you not as crazy we'll have one triple threat for us for the show one for them okay that makes sense all right get two triple threats all right hey stop are we gonna see the biggest in the room are we do we weigh the most are we the two heaviest in the room right now i would say without a doubt dan how much do you weigh i don't because you're tall that's i don't think you're fat you're just tall i'm like 180 190. what are you yeah you told me you're like 200. i'm like 210. 210. you know damn you are the triple threat in the whole [ __ ] package i'm a big believer it's like not about what you weigh though because i don't i think i look pretty good i mean no i mean some people i mean my boobs weigh like 30 for real if you give me a scale up from the grocery store i did weigh my boobs they're literally like 30 pounds for real for real yeah so i agree so if you take that out but also you're not doing yourself a favor you're like sucking fat at your stomach injecting in your ass it's like you just you know you you like the fat you hold on to it yeah yeah kitties just like what's it called the what's i'm working on i like to read this yeah thank you redistributed i feel like you know you just weren't going to tell me i was curious how long that was going to go okay wait are we hold on hold on we've got two of them make it happen and tell them it's urgent okay why does this always go off the rail i said when we started we said we both said we're just gonna do the beauty products this is not going off the rail and now we're getting two triple threats i want this cheese on mine i just like to play wait i thought we're sharing i thought it was a conversation no there's two pizzas so you can get what you want oh so each of us get a pizza to our dome yeah i can eat a whole dan are you recording this are you paying attention it is going right because dan's like over there ordering pizza we're yanking it up yeah no no we're not stopping all right so moses is crouching down he's got his phone your pizza you just cheese i'm just cheese but they got me too they come with two pizzas why are you getting just cheese why are you so boring i'm on a diet you're on a diet pepperoni is more fat i don't like pepperoni i'm plain i don't like sauces i don't like anything i like just plain ass cheese i do like plain pizza i'll be honest i'll take it with olives do you prefer that i don't think i've ever had an olive i'd try it you have never had an olive no for real dan moses has trisha ever had an olive okay yes moses why did when oh you didn't have it actually you've never had an olive the texture of it looks weird to me it looks like it's like green and i don't know well i there it comes with black olives oh yeah no i try it but i like cheese you never had an olive okay all right well let's let's pause while we order the pizza it takes me it takes me like two one minute i have the app seriously um yes can we get two of the triple treat boxes sure what's up what kind of crust do you want for all of our pizza what kind of crust they got do they have like cheese packed what kind of crust that are available we got cheese pad we gotta get cheese pack original pan and hand sauce do you have cheese packed no we don't okay okay what were the options again just the original no what are the options i'm sorry could you repeat one more time what's happening like on the first pizza um okay can we just get cheese and black olives or plain cheese on one pizza and black olives in a second black olives pineapple and jalapeno are you serious what the [ __ ] okay so cheese pizza i'm sorry cheese on just one okay and then the second pizza jalapenos black olives and pineapple what is what i can't order the pizza i want okay and then for the second triple treat box can we get one cheese pizza okay and a veggie pizza and what crust options are there what's the difference between hand toss and pants we're just gonna get a little original oh the thick boy huh okay we'll just do all original that's fine thank you she's putting the kai boss on the dick no problem so one box is gonna be all cheese one pizza the other pizza i want thick i want thick sorry sorry what i'm sorry yeah so one cheese and then like i'm sorry no problem one box is going to be one pizza cheese the other one is olive pineapple thick crust on that one thick crust on the pineapple one 5805 and it's gonna take about 15 minutes for pick up okay thank you so much excuse me thank you okay bye i i want the thick crust why are you controlling my pizza order it's so complicated it's not you go i go i want olives pineapple jalapenos seriously i thought this whole episode was beauty let's get the beauty products going that was my objective and now we [ __ ] thank you moses let's get do i have you have money to go i don't have the money on me no i'll give you a couple bucks when you get back he's baller thank you moses you're gonna be broke after all the diamonds and the pizza got to keep you whole but it's like an investment because he's investing now entire relationship like making me happy and then long term like you got to get her you got to get her fat enough that you could never date anyone else that's what the feeding is i think that's what i do to boyfriends all my boyfriends gain a lot of weight you just make them unattractive to anybody else you know what automatically makes someone unattractive so everyone else is like when like dating me they're like wow like you were like look i don't have any money will you take the bag moses and i had to fight anime over here but now we're you did what'd you guys fight about i had a fight i've been talking about my chemical romance makeup it comes out tomorrow you're fighting about my chemical romance makeup collection i'm not interested he just doesn't listen to me and he's like today why today he's like wait they have a makeup coming out i'm talking about my chemical romance makeup for like a week and i was like how did you not hear me anyways it's fine it's not a big deal i love you and i'm so sorry you're picking up the pizza i will literally give you like anything you want i'm sorry thank you i feel bad like i don't like when he like does stuff for me because he does too much for me and now i feel like he's doing this and i feel like it's just too much but i do it's just picking a pizza he gets to drive a rolls-royce on the way it's sick okay he does out so much and i literally do nothing for him and i feel so bad but i'll just do something what does that mean you'd like sexual favors you said i'll do something for you tonight we don't use sex as a bargaining chip in our relationship that's so weird huh i'm yelling just diamonds yeah smells like i much prefer sex than diamonds all right thank you thank you moses we love we appreciate that a lot all right let's do the view and then you held yourself back i was gonna say we love you for getting the pizza wow you didn't though why that's so weird cuz i felt like that was like ironic praise and i did want to say that yeah i did want to show sincere appreciation let's do some beauty products while we wait for the pizza now there's just the pizza episode let's fill in the void yeah thank you you said give me ideas and i got one the pizza episode all right all right binging with babish on here i want to cook with him let's focus okay i just think we should do more food related stuff also sponsors you said we don't get sponsors we should get like erectile dysfunction like those kind of people like trojan comet trojan condoms would be awesome like people i see people do eating like reads all the time yeah we have some idi reads on our other on our main why can't they sponsor us food fast food fast food i mean okay let's [ __ ] it okay so we are doing today celebrity beauty product or no no specifically beauty facials right no it's all over the place okay okay all over the map this is what celebrities do and the freakish celebrities who like basically they've got nothing better to do they've tried everything and so that that's when you like eat drink baby blood so this is kind of where we're at that's what we're doing we're not drinking baby but like we're in that stratosphere of like desperate to try anything to thrill yourself so if we're still gonna we're gonna start by freshening up kate hudson says that um she dips her face in ice water every morning that's what we're starting with because it reduces it it reduces inflammation and swelling in the face okay lady um should i have my earrings these are like 20k they get wet i don't know you can't get diamonds wet yeah i guess you can i think they just lose yeah you can you can shower with them i don't okay fine we'll do it wow you got the big ass one this ice kind of looks weak though like i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i have a size eight like a men's fitted cap i'm like a size eight and a half i'm so i don't have a big head no you're not because it's rude i just said it because you have a big bowl i didn't mean to no you can't do you have a big head i don't know i haven't measured it but that's like you gotta get one of those dome measures to be like i'm triggered because i do have a big head i'm sorry i don't think you can't make fun of someone who actually has something wrong with them like i can't be like oh you know you know what i mean i don't know whatever no i know what you mean i'm sorry all right let's dunk our heads ready one two three it's so cold [ __ ] this oh damn you went for a girl okay i gotta go harder it feels wrong you're supposed to go for as long as you can yes helps with inflammation helps with swelling beautiful beautiful you guys should make it a competition actually who could hold it oh my god it's so cold it feels awful at the same time i hate it i won this challenge it feels tight though i was in the ice bath the longest so i can win you wanna do it do you wanna go the longest well it's really a breath holding competition more than anything i'm not thinking that too i was like why am i out of breath you wanna do a competition you just wanna sit silently for a minute with our head and ice let's go all right here we go okay three two one go all right both looking steady so far it's so cold it hurts it doesn't hurt it's just more the breathing no the breathing i can hold my breath for 10 seconds you nudged me can we do it without him no i'm not doing it again it's good for your skin i do actually feel better because my skin's really bad it's so cold but yeah it does tighten it certainly tightens that's what cold does it's like yeah if you put liquid nitrogen on your face it'll tighten your skin that's what cold does yeah you're supposed to wash your face with cold water because it does that we should sit in an ice bath and see who last longest because i feel like i would lose you win are you someone that's always hot i mean i always wear shorts everywhere no matter what like i'm always hot like last night i think you run hotter than me though oh i'm like sweating when people are freezing with jackets on i'm like no it's firing i'm such a i don't think it's because i'm fat i think you just have a sweating problem okay well i hated that take this you don't want it i mean i did i do i do feel kind of good damn this girl can't get enough of the ice dunks she's in there she's got her face submerged it feels good like it does feel like i'm like tightening my face like this feels like botox right now it's like numb your mascara is running down your face looks like a good it looks like a you know what i mean i feel like emo i kind of feel like my chemical i feel good i'm not gonna lie it's not a bad way to start your day what's the worst thing i feel pretty refreshed oh my god wow i look good okay cool i'm feeling tightened what's next okay so moving on is brushing your teeth well this is the morning routine apparently [ __ ] me with a toothbrush you remember that video no that's classic youtube tana tana mangu yeah what did you say he [ __ ] me with a toothbrush that's her classic her most popular video is the story time he [ __ ] me with a toothbrush oh i don't watch her i don't watch her it was like seven years ago so i don't like her at all do you like her she's just like i don't understand why she won like creator of the year i thought that was so awesome but it's all like set up right i mean it's just based on how many people you can beg to vote for you so that's why i always thought it was dumb oh well hopefully you think you'll win this yet the stream no no never what is this okay so we're doing a brush routine we're gonna brush our teeth but we're gonna start with catherine zeta jones she's she brushes with strawberries which is weird because what i mean look i'm pretty into dental hygiene and i pretty much sure that you shouldn't spread sugar around into the deepest crevices of your mouth what's the benefit of it though like whatever so the benefit is that apparently the acid the acid could uh help clean off your teeth she says zetta jones sweetens her daily teeth brushing regiment by using crusted crushed strawberries i was told it's a natural whitener it really works for me anyway strawberries taste better than most toothpaste she said yeah you're not supposed to [ __ ] eat we just eat it i want to eat it it looks good the doctor said um doctor said malic acid in strawberries is dangerous for your teeth the acid can wear away the enamel people used to suck on lemons and they would get a clean feeling but it would wear away the teeth's natural enamel so what is this though the orange this is another one we're doing the strawberries we're doing the strawberries first all right so catherine zetta jones who has apparently rotted t you see her smile she's like hey well you know all these slippers just get fake teeth so it's like okay lady do you have fake teeth what does it look like no you're nice though i don't either but i want veneers i think they look nice i just yeah i think they look good too but like i think it's if you don't need them it's a whole pain in the ass right like if one breaks they literally file your teeth down like there's no going back i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that unless my mouth was like mega [ __ ] and i was like all right i agree i agree okay okay i'm gonna brush my teeth with sugar normal like just like brush back and forth cheers yeah gross i hate it there's like baking soda in here too yes oh i hate it i can't eat or no i'm sure you can i would i wouldn't you could eat that this is strawberry and baking soda yeah but she's gonna be eating some other stuff i don't know okay i'm done gross disgusting there's a cup there to spit in don't have water i just have coffee yeah um wait what to do like it's not about what to do like what's the big benefit she says it's supposed to whiten your teeth but i think i mean look there's products you know they look lighter scientists have figured this out honestly the colgate people are on that [ __ ] i do need it white and does it whiten for real it's just a strawberry no i mean but she's a [ __ ] idiot she's clearly a dumbass like colgate is like we have the biggest scientists chemists in the world who are formulating all the recipes to whiten your teeth and catherine's ed jones is like no strawberries no you know what the beauty a fake beauty hack on tick tock and i want people to know that this is they're trying to sabotage you for real the dove soap they say if you have really bad acne this is how my acne got out of control i had kind of bad acne but then it became severe after i tried this beauty hack they say all you need is a dove soap it's a big trend on trick talk like just dove soap that's it horrible advice don't use anything else so i used it for a week i have a tic-tac and i didn't finish it because my skin was breaking out so oh my god bad from it and someone loves soap what's the genius thing i think dove was promoting it as like oh [ __ ] as like um like an acne cure-all and then um it made it worse and so when i went to a dermatologist because my skin was it's still crazy right now they were like oh it has so much wax on it that it's like the worst thing to put on your super perfumey and it's like really heavy i don't think it's good for your face like i literally try to do it and then like my follow-up i'm like it's still awful like i can show you the draft i didn't want to so that backfired i wonder if everyone's like we're breaking out dub soap is ruining our lives like it wasn't that bad there and then you'll see well i mean it's kind of like it's kind of like long but it wasn't like horrible oh [ __ ] it's too long but then i used it like for like four days and my skin was just like it was craters on my face like it's been so bad i mean don't use hand soap to wash your face i feel like that common knowledge no i think you can like dial soap is supposed to be really good on your face i mean some people i mean you know what my dermatologist told me when i was a kid he says use your shampoo to wash your face because shampoo is lighter and less has less impact on your face than soap and so i always use my shampoo or not always with some yeah some because sometimes i use face wash but it's too heavy and it dries out my skin so i do it like once a week oh you missed it it was so bad anyways but anyway a dermatologist told me use your shampoo once it's in your hair to wash your face and it's a gentle good wash um i don't know about that i don't know i use so much now i went to like a witch doctor the other day and i have like all these potions i've been using and it really did clear up my skin like i mean my skin's a little bit shampoo i don't trust that are you willing to [ __ ] try witch doctor witchcraft it was literally witchcraft instead of shampoo right she zapped my pimples and they all just like disappeared and i was like and she like zapped it with smoke did she do it did she do a chant why are you wearing murder gloves av thank you though wait ap okay nevermind you're being safe i i appreciate it was it true that you're a fan of the show and that's how you got this job like not our show h3 yes that's a quick version of it yeah really that's crazy cool same with ian and zach wait really i'm scared to hire people that like watch me you know well it was yeah i agree but it was a very careful uh process it's cool no it's awesome that you like ian was kind of a mole he pretended like he was a fan and then we realized recently that he actually his brother was the fan right but that's okay we love you sometimes it's the opposite they pretend like they don't know who you are but they're like a huge fan um but evie's cool you know he's not like no exactly and they're like dorky you think they'd watch h3 but like av looks cool like why would you well interestingly enough abs probably the biggest sim he's like a mega h3 cent a simp yeah yeah that's what the internet labeled me what's a sim he made like a whole video defending me and [ __ ] like an hour long video it's a simple simpleton somebody who's like a uh they they're like you know you never heard sim that's what it stands for no it's uh sucker what is it sucker uh idolizing what it's like it's a sucker idolizing mediocre [ __ ] i feel like they added that it might be them afterwards yeah but i'm why don't i have senpai i think you're i think i think you would have to be to pay for your only fans really yeah where's my sims they're out there sure anyway he yeah i want to say he's a mega fan dude god bless him that's crazy you look so cool are you still a mega fan now that you like know me yeah nice oh you like made a video defending ethan yeah like an hour long video wait why just vs youtube drama okay you were like adamant against his opponent was it keemstar was it that situation or something else keemstar was perpetuating it but no it wasn't it wasn't bad i like people like that though like i like hardcore people but to be fair i also learned he almost made a video attacking me about michael jackson no no it wasn't attacking you it was an attack it wasn't a front no no no it had nothing to do with you but but the guy i was going to do it with was uh anti-aging yeah wait were you going to make it with with who well he didn't want to be a part of it but he was like helping me like structure it i'm like we were going to make a video against j station uh oh who's g station yeah another youtuber i'm worried in two deep let's go can't watch the h3 podcast you guys talk about like who are they talking okay whatever turmeric time do you want to talk eric this is tomato okay okay so here we have i gotta rinse this off i'm just gonna i guess i didn't mind it if it makes my teeth white or honestly you're just rinse it in your water no i'm going to drink my water i planned on it too but like [ __ ] happens dude i'm fine i'm not a little [ __ ] like you i'm not you you're not suppose you're not supposed to mix the strawberry with the tumeric it ruins the experiment you're like an anti-simp for me i'm just trying to figure out simpson so you're like you're not a sent from me right because i'm not an anti-simp i'm your friend an anti-simp would be someone who's like i hate that person you said that on the sibo podcast you said you considered him best friends and i always say we're not friends because like people are like are you friends right now because we don't like i couldn't call you address friends no because i consider friends when you call okay what do you consider me um like co-workers we're co-workers okay whatever yeah because you make me money and like you know what i mean you're kind of like it's like boss kinda i'm your boss because you like control the money you're like you're gonna get 45 and none of the highlights and i'm gonna pay you and i want and like this is what we're gonna do so you kind of tell me what to do but at the same time i like it because i control everything else in my life so i kind of like just showing up and like you already have this plan i'm not complaining also i think that's contagious whatever your symptom is where i think i have that now too it's not contagious what is it it's just curd i have a gerd i think now too it's not contagious i start doing that now too i'm like that's i don't know why you're doing that but it's not for me oh that sneeze like injured my throat is herpes contagious uh no i don't think so you get it from bree what did you really ask me that i'm saying like if you had it could i get it or no we'd have to have sex so it's skin to skin skin to skin everyone who keeps me out of my herbs i'm like i don't even know how you get herpes like then you probably have it you probably do have herpes but it's like itchy right cold sores around your vagina no i've gotten a canker sore in my mouth once and i thought i was a herpe but my doctor told me it wasn't sores are everywhere it's like a white little dot and i had it i thought it was a herpe but he said it's a kangaroo oh i like seriously damaged my [ __ ] throat can you next episode like not wear teddy fresh like one episode sure okay it's like so a lot okay ready what's this do what's this america do you okay yeah for real i'm okay okay it's happened before where i sneeze really hard and then it takes a minute to recover were you ever bulimic no okay tumeric this one comes from julianne hugh which i i don't know who she is q is that julian huff that doesn't look like huff h-o-u-g-h yeah that's tough oh let me see a picture of her let me see this idiot she's a mormon look at these these people are so dumb okay why aren't mormons always attractive like why are they so pretty fun type ugly mormon there's not such a thing watch i'll find you as some ugly ass mormons look at the book of mormon i knew some ugly mormons growing up really yeah in ventura yeah there's no mormons in ventura there's an ugly that's from the book of mormon dan like it's supposed to be right maybe there's not well if they're all beautiful so hold on hold on if they're all beautiful does that not indicate that the mormons are right because god's like these people they're the chosen ones yeah i've seen plenty of ugly jews jews are traditionally unattractive traditionally conventionally i don't know tumeric julienne huff dumbass i've actually been trying tumeric she told e you would think it would be the opposite and it'd stain your teeth but it actually makes them whiter turmeric is the bomb y'all should try it although evidence of its teeth whitening properties is only anecdotal studies do show that it brings oral health benefits to other natural remedies and other over-the-counter remedies don't um wait so you eat this are you just putting on your teeth think you just brush it you're brushing with it yeah but you're doing it with the strawberry why are you doing that i want to get extra white but that's not the point of this it's it's a little strawberry on there it's not like gonna affect it that much gross awful can you see is it oh i see it yeah eating cheetos i don't think this whitens bro i take turmeric supplements and it turns my piss like gatorade yellow a lot you didn't like the gatorade yellow piss anecdote do we eat it or do we just spread it i think they're gonna fail oh no you you try to eat it you don't get it i record but good luck putting that down how'd you get this go to the bathroom i go to the bathroom i have to do it on camera okay just eat it it's fine it doesn't taste that bad don't be a simp do i use it right okay it's not bad honestly just swallow it it's actually not that bad yeah you have a spit one yeah don't waste a good one that's not bad that's why we get the pizza after it's like a reward oh that's what my piss looks like you're so sweaty i take turmeric supplements because it's good for like your digestion of some [ __ ] i don't nutritionist told me to take it and it turns my piss like radioactive yellow it's crazy maybe that's not good for you it's just a spice for an episode you want to go to my lip injection shadow no no no they're temporary and bloody temporary they dissolve i don't want to do that i don't want to do that i hate that i don't want it why do you want to inject my lips you think my lips are inadequate get some botox like be me for a day get some botox with some lip injections get some glam go buy a 20 000 bag or something you know what i mean i do i'm not gonna lie i do think that's a funny idea you should totally but i hate the idea of getting botox but at the same time i do acknowledge that it's funny so it would be you know what botox is less invasive than lipstick because i'm not getting away from six weeks not filler right botox then well that's talking about a physical filler no matter but i get you botox will like both go away i feel like ones you should get them like right here so your eyebrows are like this and we go because i think you look good i'm really torn on this because i hate the idea but it does sound funny get a 20 000 bag yeah get some botox that'd be so fun just a day out on the town together yeah great i would love it maybe post well we have to wait until the pandemic's over oh to do something yeah to go shopping and stuff that store's open now i'm not doing it now [ __ ] both talks everyone hated that i had uh like powdered sugar on my lips now thank you baby do you have anything on my lips this time yeah you have a ton of turmeric why what did you tell me you just gonna let me go well i don't think those are ever yeah it didn't help at all yeah but well yeah was watching why didn't you tell her that she had powder on her lips i was like i mean i i was staring at it the whole time so mean but on my screen it just looked like a glint on your lip gloss in the beginning i said you have powder on your lips but then you didn't get it all off and the whole episode was just staring at can we have eel as a guest on our podcast no why because people think like i hate her she doesn't like me or something like i feel like we need to have like because like you know what i mean like i like elisa she could sit in yeah she could probably sit in you just said no now you're like just a snap judgment she's busy don't talk about ela we're cutting this part out she doesn't want to be talked about are you [ __ ] serious i'm serious we have to cut this that's [ __ ] crazy like what's even the point we talked about because she doesn't like that you're always bringing her up and saying how she doesn't like you and all this [ __ ] because it's not true and she finds it annoying because she doesn't want people to start thinking that like she doesn't actually like you well she doesn't well whatever just cut it out then [ __ ] i'm serious i'll talk about it mine i don't care because that's so [ __ ] i'm gonna stop talking about my personal life altogether then too okay whatever and then turn the hp podcast on boring and i'll just go down the tubes and no one will care because you guys are not honest and open about [ __ ] so you cut everything out that's personal i'm sorry whatever wow you can't even like mention her we mentioned her last episode because you every okay you know what leave it in no every time no don't you go why does ela hate me and she's like i don't hate her it's super annoying why does she keep saying that and it's causing me like just text you be like hey i don't hate you you know what i mean like but when she's like telling yourself about moses because i always say yeah we should cut this let's just move on no but like in general like just i'm telling you now like she needs to text me and just be like hey i don't hate you you know but it's like she's telling moses like oh she says i think that okay this is all off but i think she's just really annoyed by the situation and she just needs some time what's the situation that i not anything to do with you with moses what'd he do he like is always honestly it has nothing to do with you okay and i don't want to get in the middle of it but it's between him and her but she literally brought me up because i was like we were watching tick tock and i saw the thing being like at 1 am in the morning she was like what are you telling trisha like why is she saying this stuff on the podcast like all this stuff oh like yeah because you well okay she was irritated because you're like i'm not inviting mom and she's like dude why like my mom doesn't need to see that and i know but then she's but it's like moses why are you telling her that you're not close to us and that you're not close to your mom and you're not inviting your mom talked about moses on the podcast well before we started this one but it's not true and he's not public he's you guys are talking about him and [ __ ] whatever it's so fake and that's why h3 is not what it was because you guys are fake as [ __ ] and cut things out okay you're you're like on a thing now i'm not i just think it's so fake it's so [ __ ] it's like oh let's talk about it not to be included and i'm respecting your request then i'm not talking about anything personal anymore okay i don't want to talk about moses i won't talk about me like it's just whatever who cares should we well like that's important cut it i haven't cut all of it i literally couldn't kill us i'll just keep going why are you so upset it's just so [ __ ] you guys are such [ __ ] you guys are so fake and it's like like actually annoying why is it fake that ella doesn't want because you're like don't get in the middle of it but then it's also i see that it's about me and that my name's brought up and it's like okay if my name is it's not about you it's about between ila and her brother why do you need to get involved in that in that dynamic just let them sort it out how is that fake but now you're like don't talk about ela even though we can talk about emotions everybody we talk about no she doesn't like that you every episode we have the same conversations we have the same conversation every episode where you say ila doesn't like me doesn't ever say hi i was like hey can we have her as a guest and then like cut all that actually she doesn't want to be talked about period oh okay she's too good for this podcast all right cool i don't give a [ __ ] no because i know she does she needs some time okay cool i'm away from all this great and you go i i came in you you start off always by saying i came in and eli didn't greet me and she was super rude and he was like that's [ __ ] you say that about me too and you go she goes that's [ __ ] i'm always nice to her i like her the whole thing is stupid and people are going to start and she never said she was rude to me ever you say she doesn't greet you nicely i've never said that about ela ever i've said that about you i've never said that about ela find that find them on the tape like i hate when you say that stuff just like last episode you always say it i can tell you it's not true the episode and you never find it and then you just glaze over it you're like you did say that show me where i said that in a video anything i never said that once about ela like that's [ __ ] i hate when you put that [ __ ] in my mouth like that's so stupid i feel like you always you just did it now you talk about how she doesn't like you and he was like i like her i don't want her to keep saying that [ __ ] tapes i said have her as a guest on because people think she doesn't like me and that i don't like her and that's not true and that's why i think she should be on and then you're like cut that we can't talk about her oh okay she's too [ __ ] good for this podcast cool love that [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] leave it i don't care i've got it all out who cares i just keep on with this i don't care like i don't care and that's why i don't like i'm not comfortable coming in this house because like i'm like i'm not sure how to respond because i feel like you're having a you're having like a you're having like a yeah let's just move on then talk about it anymore you're the ones that talk about it okay let's move on you want to move on for us okay it's not like that you guys can chat off the show even though i'm on the [ __ ] h3 podcast channel for you guys getting you guys more views overall more subscribers overall you guys are getting 300 000 views this summer so [ __ ] off oh but i'm too good don't talk about me even though you're on my [ __ ] channel so you are taking credit for the renaissance of the asian podcast for sure you guys of course i thought this summer it was [ __ ] tanking but oh and i'm on this and people are subscribing people say i see it all the time not saying i'm the like the whatever but people oh i came here because of trish like i found it because of course i bring a new audience to this channel so it's like but oh but i'm too good for it to be talked about even though i do [ __ ] h3 podcast channel you're literally taking like something way out right here honestly and then not in this house like i feel uncomfortable coming here i don't know what to do because you're having like a moment i'm not i'm like honestly can just move on from it but like i just hate people who think they're just too [ __ ] good for [ __ ] it's not she's too good she has a [ __ ] podcast when you have a podcast you're talked about your life's talked about you guys talked about moses dude well before we did this podcast you guys talked about us never once asked me anything no it's because you always make the same comment about her one thing this summer or when we start dating you never but you guys talked about that i don't even know what you're on about does all this she just doesn't want you all she's not too good [ __ ] mention my name meanwhile you guys can talk about whoever you want you guys talked about me all spring when i without you you can talk about whatever you want too she just doesn't like that you always come on and say make the same comment she's not a [ __ ] private figure she's like no but you you guys are family it's different no [ __ ] you're you're you're with her brother i won't come back here like if you want me i know you guys own the [ __ ] building too but like i'm not gonna come back in this house because i'm so over it she has a [ __ ] podcast she's a publisher what about you surprise [ __ ] about us like i'm so [ __ ] over it dude it's not like that but it is you guys oh you guys had free reign to talk about especially me you guys even contacted me you guys were talking to moses but not me and talked about me all spring my relationship it's a family issue it's a family issue it's between moses and ela yeah okay cool great why don't you believe and it was between me and moses this spring but you guys had a [ __ ] chime in about oh i don't like it that's what she said and when moses i don't like it i don't like when moses asked me not to talk about it we stopped talking about it guys didn't yes we did after the time when we showed the text between like all this is gonna be cut at some point it's so pointless i don't i literally don't care cut it don't give a [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about you guys like i literally don't care men moses doesn't like you and you guys don't like him and that's cool obviously that's happy that you can't that's stupid but it's true it's just well that's [ __ ] up that's the kind of that's the kind of [ __ ] you say that makes ila mad because you go moses doesn't like you and so what you're doing what you're doing is you're causing problems in their family and that's [ __ ] up because you told me that she doesn't want any more though it's like what the who the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] what did she say she said i read it i saw it because i was on [ __ ] tick tock yeah maybe you shouldn't read his private [ __ ] message talk and there's a message that comes up and i see i'm not reading it i see it yeah no you're reading his private messages with his sister you shouldn't do that unless he shares it with you and he does okay so what did he say so what does she say we're not even talking about it it's not it's look exactly this is what she doesn't want being brought up i'm i'm not gonna [ __ ] she's not talking about you she's having a conversation with her brother all right cool and then we'll just move on yeah i think we should move on we have pizza on the way you're gonna you're gonna you're just gonna forsake all the pizza i don't want to like come back here for real like to the house because i don't feel comfortable it's her house like i don't want to be in here you don't want to eat the pizza we can finish this episode but like i'm just telling you are you still excited for the pizza right yeah i can't wait that's sarcastic i'm still excited for the pizza can we move past this when i have a kid i'm not gonna have nannies that's pretty i'm sure what does that mean you're not gonna have a babysitter when you have a kid how are you gonna do anything you're gonna what does that mean you're trying to attack our parental abilities let's just move on there's no attack i just made it there's something wrong with having a nanny in my eyes yes really what about daycare daycare is different why daycare is nannies are like people who come here and take care of your child all day because we're working that's how everybody has nanny they work people work and take care of kids and work i never had a nanny my my parents i never had a nanny and so you think we're bad parents that's what you're insinuating i said i would never have a nanny did i say you had a parent you're putting words in my mouth i literally said i would never have a nanny if i had a kid okay well i think a lot of people have nannies a lot of our employees have nannies because we both work right and so we have a nanny that theodore really likes and he spends the whole day with her and then when she's done around 4 30 we take over and spend i think that's pretty normal happy for you guys why are you attacking our parental i'm not i said i would not have a nanny if it was me but but i'm not attacking your printer choices you do whatever you want not technical but why did you make that comment then i'm just saying i heard nanny upstairs and i was like oh i just i want to have a nanny why'd you say it because i want to have a nanny i heard a nanny upstairs but clearly trying to say something about us no i'm not at all that's you really you just said it out of nowhere when you're mad at me and you're projecting that no i'm not why would i how am i projecting because you're like oh you're attacking me like you attack you i just i don't know you think i'm a good dad it was a comment i have no idea i never i don't know you seem fine you seem good with him i have no idea if you're a good dad i can't say either way but i have a nanny yeah that's a problem i don't think it's a problem i would just you know if i was lucky enough i don't know i would just spend my time with the kid and figure it out where we could you know figure it out because my mom and dad did that my mom was a single mom and we still never had a nanny she didn't work when you were like one and a half she worked at night and nobody watched you my brother oh well he doesn't have a brother or a sister so should he just be by himself have family don't you you can't be with his grandparents he's they're they're not here they have a livestream i wish they had alive i would let them come that's what family grandma watched me okay so then this is the problem with my family sure put that out there if that's the narrative you want to say sure whatever you want me to say i will if you want me to say that i'm just trying to follow the thread because you're upset and you're trying to i literally made a comment that if i'm lucky enough to have kids because i can't [ __ ] have kids and i'll be with them all the [ __ ] time and make sure i can spend as much as i can with them and then don't you think it's healthy to be away from them sometimes yeah but they should be with another family member so they should never be with anyone that's not in their family i don't believe in that at all seems extreme seems like not everybody has that luxury you know sure so should i quit or should he look quit it's not about quitting it's about balancing your schedules in my opinion you can do whatever you want but if it was me would be called balancing your [ __ ] work schedules especially because then you're both blessed to be able to like work for yourselves like you should i would i would balance it so right now ela's at the job and i'm doing the podcast so you sho so should i not do the podcast or she should not be at the i think both i think i just wanted you to help with my schedule so i'm not gonna do a podcast i'll give you a year yeah i'm just trying to help my help yeah i'm asking for your help scheduling my life around theodor all right so i'm doing the podcast now so eli should be at home for sure and then when i'm done with the podcast she can go to the office and i'll be with theodore yeah i think that's a great schedule okay and do you know what it's like being with a one and a half year old it's not because i don't have a parent it's a little insensitive because i'm infertile and it's a really issue that i struggle with i ask is because you know you realize that you can't do any work when you're with that you're saying do you have kids or i get my face that i don't so no that's not what i was doing that's exactly what you're doing because you know i don't have kids no what would you do my point was that you're assuming that it's so easy for me to be with the one point one and a half year old not knowing how insane and like non-stop it is that i wouldn't be able to do it anything else with the rest of the day when i have work to do i have to work i'm a i'm an adult i have a job like most adults do and what happens if you're two parents and you have to go like huh your mom and dad don't want to watch theodore they don't want to they're here on sundays with him i know my mom would be like oh let me like my that's your mom right so i'm just giving you my perspective you asked for my help so you're criticizing my mom you said i gave you my parents no i want yours yeah i want your perspective okay that's all i said well i i do wish you guys have a kid and i'm sure it'll be great and i hope that you quit doing everything you do in life just to be with that kid 24 7. and you know what that's when you find someone and i hope moses sister i hope moses quits every single thing he does to be with the kid every single moment when you're on when you are that's totally fine if he wants to if he doesn't want to whatever he wants to do yeah like everybody does with kids yeah they quit everything they do when you have a kid you should try and be with that as much as possible not be with the strangers abby's not a stranger she's not your family dan's not i mean dan's not family but i trust him okay the pizza's here wow should we keep doing beauty products whatever you want all right let's do it i what triggered you again what were we talking about you know being too good for me to talk about on this podcast i don't even [ __ ] mention her and she's a [ __ ] queen like don't even [ __ ] mention me on the podcast right you know i'm a literal podcaster right that's why i'm cool uh oil you want to do the oil the pizza's here everybody the pizza's here we had a full meltdown while you were gone expect another text from your sister i'm not coming back to the house i'm not i don't know moses said what happened you know this is the literal meme where you walk in with the pizza and the room's on fire this is the literal meme when you come back with the pizza oh my gosh left to get pizza this is literally she's really upset because she was saying how ila doesn't like her ela says don't talk about me in the podcast all i said was just check out the guests he's like we can't mention english she doesn't let me talk about oh she's too good for a [ __ ] podcast even though we were talked about they never once insulted me she has a [ __ ] podcast i brought life to the [ __ ] h3 channel but oh he looks too [ __ ] good to even mention her name i said nothing bad i said like oh whichever is a guest or whatever like that don't even mention anything we talked about [ __ ] okay i literally don't care literally i don't want to come back and i really [ __ ] hate her so she she always making comments about the family and how i wasn't that wasn't it i said oh ela should be on the podcast and you're like don't [ __ ] mention ela she's the one talking about oh a [ __ ] queen you guys can talk about my [ __ ] all the time but her don't [ __ ] mention her name dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] okay i think we should just end it honestly yeah i think so too she's such a [ __ ] [ __ ] she's not and you are too and you're a [ __ ] cop you're taking no [ __ ] phone all right you should leave we'll talk later yeah you should get out i am going but we're not talking later [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you too careful i couldn't care less it's not about dumping i don't know what happened you better just well if just so you know what happened we were just she was talking she was talking about like how you're like my mom she says like you your brother hates you and your mom's not she's like she says this stuff in passing and it really upsets ila so she started saying this stuff and i said ela asks that we don't talk about this stuff anymore so that's it that's all that happened no i know okay but i'm just telling you so you know the situation you're dealing with all right well everybody i've been waiting for this moment for a long time well hold on okay um i think we struck a nerve and i i think here's here's the best i can summarize this without her being here and being fair to her is that she always saying stuff about their family it's more complicated right because she's dating her brother and when she says comments on the podcast like uh you guys aren't even close your brother doesn't even like you your mom's not coming to the wedding and stuff it caused real problems in her family and most of all it's not true right and so elos gets frustrated and she says can you please stop talking about the family and talking about me i need like a break from this [ __ ] and so she brings up ela and i says we we're we can't talk about you and that's kind of what happened i think the problem is maybe that tricia does think that eli doesn't like her which isn't true but i do think that they probably need to work it out because i ila does like trisha she watched the last episode and she loved it and she thought it was great and you know we we both think trisha is awesome and uh i think they just need to talk i think trish is right eli should have reached out and said something to tell her that she doesn't hate her because i think you know she doesn't feel comfortable coming to home because there's like weird friction like they left last time and didn't say goodbye to ila and he was like hey what happened but so i understand her emotions you know and i feel bad that she's feeling really bad i do feel bad um so you know i understand and i feel bad and i'm gonna try to to fix it and um i know what's to say but we didn't stick to the plan i really want to stick to the plan this time and we didn't do it but the good news is we got pizza a lot of it the bad news is that if trisha is not feeling great right now that was the worst i've seen her probably actually even worse than the last time i felt really bad for her i did i just don't know how to help her when i see her doing that so i don't know but um [Music] i shouldn't go on without her anyway that's it this episode and uh we'll see what happens in the future but uh i don't know all right thanks for watching guys [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 4,048,175

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila

Id: 9XLd81tC-uQ

Length: 50min 11sec (3011 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/savannahriz98]

Every time the curtains and set line up Trisha storms out

[u/TrojanVacuole]

"I don't want Hila to think I hate her" 15 minutes later "I literally don't wanna fucking come back because I fucking hate her"

[u/jacobweber530]

Wow that was a GREAT Pizza Hut commercial. Very avant garde...

Edit: woo first silver! Thanks 🙏

[u/ogmaxine]

She clearly tries to find the most upsetting thing to get Ethan to react. He did an awesome job staying cool until they mentioned Theodore.

[u/Ciilk]

They just posted some behind the scenes footage of Moses coming back with the pizza.

Edit: Well fuck. I literally JUST got to the part where they mention the meme itself. Whatever, I'm keeping it.

[u/laqtate]

So is Dr. Drew coming back next episode?

[u/chowdercity]

This bums me out. Trisha often seems really cool but it’s so obvious there’s serious issues. And she has to understand that that’s her BROTHER. It’s crazy how angry Trisha gets too. I also blame Moses a lot. He has to be playing both sides instead of uniting them.

[u/ItsOkImNotALady]

Aw man, it kills me to watch Trisha spiral. I used to have untreated mental health issues, and spiraling like this is so fucking horrible, you hear the shitty things coming out of your mouth and it hurts, and you can't stop yourself, and you keep going, and then you are destroyed for hours because you know you fucked up, and people may not forgive you this time.

[u/Snitch-Ni66a]

The pizzas here, woooooooo 😂