Trekking Burger | Ashens

yeah ah the joys of food you like horrible food Oni down I don't like horrible food sure I don't know you don't and this is why I like doing the with you because you aren't quite easily nauseated especially by old smells I am smells really gets me and I'm quite nervous about this star trekking across the burger verse yep this is apparently a burger you can take with you while you are out pony trekking or camping or just watching TV em yeah so presumably you don't have to cook it or anything is just like a horrible free cooked burger in a tin did you where did you get this from it was just something it's usually pretty safe for visiting you look nauseous already just at the thought of it it's because I'm protecting the smell of it quite quite nervous about it did not going to be bad it's not only dog food bad that's the thing robably what did and what's actually inside well just a bit of meat I suppose and I mean they give you like this amazing serving suggestion like you know you open up but it's going to be full of bloody BAPS and tomatoes and stuff but even then the actual meat part of it you get looks dreadful it looks like somebody is laid a turd on a bone that's the thing it's black and it's not it looks really burn and not nice yeah well there's only one way to find out what it's like steel yourself with my brother I like this cuz nothing particularly nauseates oh god you'd hear the gasps oh god there's a bun inside oh you are me looking for the whole thing like under right that's it we're never going to top that right that's it channels over cancel the channel I say channels yours now down do is you will let do anything that's good believe me uh-uh-uh-uh oh my god ah Stuart ah okay I don't want to get it out it might fall apart yeah I hear that so often all right am i right I'm back don't touch it oh my gosh seriously that has really taken me but I just thought it would be them be meat patty yeah me too I should have checked ingredients I suppose that give me a hint but I'm bun bun it's meat artificial salad ah oh god don't do this bloody trekking I am using the power of 4 it's all dry and horrible I suppose it would be the frickin - how is it it's actually in dating everything now oh yeah I was pretty solid whoo oh god the bottoms will moist ah - come on off up oh yeah so what is in a guy like a forensic investigation ah what the Jesus in Christ is that it doesn't smell of anything that's one positive no good supposed to feel sick like look oh gods do it was like somebody's been sick in a bun it's so bad although this value what about ah oh yeah does actually it took me a while to reach but oh gee what is so this Mike pickle or some wheels no wonder gay nobody goes trekking anymore I think there is a burger but it's like em set into the oh here we are here you can see there's like some sort of me wow that's amazing John abide and oh I I really do ah look at that what is even I'm going to take a small nibble no mankind I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it you're always can fail you dad oh yeah I wish them all really - yep even I can't eat that when our guards christ almighty oh i just tastes like the world's cheapest tomato ketchup and gherkins that's the only flavor e of them and I hate sheep tomorrow ketchup and I die gherkins potami Oh yeah did you um I met to cook it now something so it's not yet with you we couldn't cook it you couldn't pull it apart to do it could you just burn all the bump that'll definitely like heat it up and maybe try and heat it up ya know portable gas stove or something that is nightmarishly bad really thought like I've ruined your um your video cuz that thing was great on its own like a bloody helmet that was pretty rough don't worry there's a vegetarian option we have here sometime it's double fried rice ready to eat compare offensive written on it I like vagi do you uh lot of us do but we don't write on teams it's owned by the same person now is different I don't know be anything amusing about this other than the horrifying misspelling on the front to be honest but M I just didn't want to touch it then hmm oh it's read right oh man that is rough that nails have literally nothing but rice oh it's just really hard is it in date yeah is yeah this is ready to eat really after these two please alright much crap is just drop it just taste that half cooked rice with some dried vegetables in it let's just most basic thing yet after that thing anything is good really hmm oh that was pretty rough down I'm get I've got to say Ashley really what are you doing I don't see what the cross-section is like all right no not reads more I can promise you that oh god maybe his roar didn't taste it but I see it's not like a burger thing I think it's more some other card of me I don't worry it's the mysterious means in mystery meat you know there's mysterious disappearances this is where it's actually made of people who went trekking you know what if I actually part of the bundle yet know there's some sort of god-awful nightmarish source from hell that was so bad I was kind of expect to be bad and just some meat not wherever their levels anyway that's more than uh for that I feel slightly nauseous and I think Dan is about to puke come on let's go to that place you like to do that thing you don't hate oh bloody hell thanks that's you that's alright any time you later then

Channel: ashens

Views: 2,358,601

Rating: 4.8967772 out of 5

Keywords: ashens, review, food, special, trekking burger, burger, hamburger, dan, funny, disgusting, gross, ketchup, bun, tin, can, canned cheeseburger

Id: 60_oMY5ULIw

Length: 7min 8sec (428 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 03 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/unit_a3]

Maybe they should have boiled it first to heat it up like these guys: http://youtu.be/Kt3K2PM-VcE

[u/[deleted]]

are you really going to open this on your couch?

[u/ApostropheEverything]

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[u/R88SHUN]

I gotta say I really like the "idea" of a whole cheeseburger preserved in a can... But I really just cant imagine any situation where it wouldn't be totally gross like that.

[u/Superfluous420]

"That is nightmare-ishly bad ... That was pretty rough. Don't worry, there's a vegetarian option."

[u/ttubehtnitahwtahw1]

LABeast attempts to eat 4 cheese burgers in a can in 3 minutes.

[u/bz786]

I love the commentary from both of them!

[u/hawkens85]

That's GROSS! Have an upvote.

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