- What's up? - Yo! Right, where we off to? - We gotta pick up Tobi first. (groan) Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Ooh. (car beeps) Ooh fancy doors. - Hey man! How're you doing? - All right, where we going? - Uh, we gotta pickup, we
gotta pickup Vikk first. - I beg you, that's so long. - Yeah, I know. - Do we have to ? - We have to pick up Vikk, yeah. - We don't need him for this, do we? - He doesn't know his own lyrics. (chuckles) - [Joshua] Oh here he is. - I'll Slide down. (car beeping) - [Joshua] Is he, is he going to get in? - I feel like I'm getting in a spaceship. - He just stood there waving at the car. - I know. - Told you we should
have gone without him. (laughing) - All right. - Take me to work? - No, I'm going to work. - Yeah but I- - No, you're assisting me going to work. - Oh, yeah well. Let's go. Where we going? We gotta get to work. (laughing) - The quietness. - Uh, you wanna put on some songs, Josh? - Some songs? - Yeah. - That happened exactly a year ago? - What? What Josh? What
happened a year ago? - I have no idea. I'm just randomly sat in a car with all of you guys. - What is the premise of this video? (chuckling) - So, the diss tracks. This should be awkward. (all laughing) - Well, first up. (music begins) - Geez! (exclaims) - Why wasn't mine the first one? - This is the first one. - What? I'm the originator! - This is all in order. - All in order? - So its in order of when they're posted. - I'm the originator. - But how about my, me and uh... - This was before. - Oh, yeah. - You did your video saying
I'm leaving the Sidemen. - It should really be- - it really should start
with him being like (dramatically sighs) - I'm leaving the Sidemen. - Can you say that again?
- Yeah. - Just for the camera. (JJ dramatically sighs) - Guys, I'm leaving the Sidemen. (music begins) (all laughing and screaming) ♪ You had my channel on your shoulders ♪ - Oh! ♪ Your channel's shit, washed
up, you're the oldest ♪ ♪ There's five other guys
you coulda went in on ♪ ♪ Mistakes were made in the process ♪ - Yeah! ♪ How come when everything goes wrong ♪ ♪ in your life you stick
it on me? (wasteman) ♪ ♪ Are you upset that Simon, Josh, ♪ ♪ and Vikk are making more P? ♪
(all screaming) ♪Jide, I think you're delusional ♪ ♪ Took a break from your
channel to confuse them all ♪ ♪ In reality, you lied,
took the wrong side ♪ ♪ And now we're selling tickets ♪ ♪ to your funeral ♪
- Yeet ♪ Chatting shit about Emily ♪ ♪ I showed my girlfriend, but
where's yours? (Nowhere) ♪ ♪ Only got a leaked Keemstar pic ♪ ♪ Are you afraid of showing her flaws? ♪ - Oh god, I don't know my lyrics. ♪ Fat joke here, fat joke there ♪ ♪ You've got the best
fat joke of the year ♪ ♪ Honestly, I expected better ♪ ♪ From someone who's 3 EPs clear ♪ ♪ "No, Ethan, stop that ♪ ♪ Please stop that ♪ ♪ I beg you, stop that" ♪ ♪ Erm, no, sorry ♪ ♪ You asked for this, ready? (Keep up) ♪ ♪ I never thought I'd see the day ♪ ♪ When one of the biggest
channels would fade away ♪ ♪ And by fade away, I
don't mean fadeaway ♪ ♪ Picking on smaller
channels is the saddest way ♪ ♪ And all my subs know I'm not to blame ♪ ♪ You thought coming at
me would be an easy game ♪ ♪ Taken me half a song,
and I've killed your name ♪ ♪ I'm coming at your throat,
I don't want your fame ♪ (yelling)
♪ Never made it personal ♪ ♪ Never made a diss ♪ ♪ Lack of relevancy ♪
- Stop!! ♪ made you do this ♪ ♪ You never moved out
and I never moved in ♪ ♪ You went and sold your
Lambo do you want a spin? ♪ ♪ Oh you want a spin?
Well you've been spun ♪ ♪ Don't get me started on Rice Gum ♪ ♪ My boy's reply has
been out seven months ♪ ♪ And you lot really
think you're in front? ♪ (laughing) ♪ You thought I wouldn't do it ♪ ♪ But guess what, I did ♪ ♪ Ha, ha, ha. ♪ ♪ You don't even know what ♪
(laughing) ♪ we've got for the second one ♪ ♪ I'll see you guys soon ♪ ♪ Peace ♪ - Oh! - What a banger. - Fam - What an absolute banger! - That was a banger. - It was so unexpected as well. - What do you mean it was
unexpected? It was all set up. - Was it? - No. (All laughing) - Wow. - I created history that. - All I'm saying... - I didn't expect it to be honest. - You might not have done
that if you weren't fat. - No, probably not. (laughs) - Because in JJ's video,
he goes, "except Ethan". He's really fat. (laughing) - So if you weren't fat, he wouldn't have called you fat. And then you wouldn't have done it. - This could never have happened. - Exactly. - Wow.
- Praise be to doughnuts. (laughing) - I actually don't even like doughnuts. I just ate a lot of
calories, of things I liked. Yeah, solid. Great track that. - You remember what came next? - After the Sixth Feet
Earthquake, isn't it? - Oh no, It's Harry's. - Is it? - This is the video. - Oh! (Music begins) - Here we go. We can
listen to JJ leave again. - Yes! (laughs) - This is where Harry's looking sad. ♪ I will be... ♪ - Yup. ♪ Going solo. ♪ (groaning) - Ready for the camera zoom? - Die! (All shouting excitedly) - I think I still know the words. I think I still know them. - That's the first line. ♪ "Creature" was shit ♪ ♪ Why did we have to wait
four months for it? ♪ ♪ You said you were evolving
but you didn't do bits ♪ ♪ You just evolved into
the first male with tits ♪ ♪ You said you had to get
some things off your chest ♪ ♪ So, tell me, why the fuck
do you still have breasts? ♪ ♪ Yeah, you're leaving the
Sidemen, but, thankfully ♪ ♪ You made the other guys
but you didn't make me ♪ - Fuck you, Harry. - Yeah, what? Like, Harry
was meant to be with us. - "I made myself". - The thing is, he came
to the house, he was like, "Can I shoot a little video?" And he just fired a shot
with us in the middle of it. - Yeah, so what? We were
all just standing there. - Like we're on the same team here. - And the other guys, we didn't
make me and we're all like, (Awkward chuckle) "Good one, Harry." We're all watching him laugh
up at your Lamborghini. You made the other guys. - You didn't make me! - You didn't make me. - That's some value of a line - That's some value of a line.
- That's a very good lyric. I'll give you that. - I was this close to
saying nah, fuck off. (laughter) We ain't finishing this here. ♪ So, let's get started on
why your life's peaked ♪ ♪ "Tommy Gun" got two mill'
views in three weeks ♪ ♪ Which means 14,000,000
people didn't click it ♪ ♪ 'Cause they already knew
that it was gonna be shit ♪ ♪ I rate you though,
JJ, you've made stacks ♪ ♪ But the fact is, you've
killed more babies than tracks ♪ ♪ And your EP flopped,
you need to be stopped ♪ ♪ 'Cause none of your new
singles are getting copped ♪ ♪ The old KSI will never be topped ♪ ♪ And when you fight Joe Weller,
you're gonna get dropped ♪ (group chatter) - I Changed it! I changed
it and said we're done. And he didn't get dropped. (laughing) - He didn't get dropped! - I think we need a remix. - What, just to change that one word? - When you fight Logan Paul. (laughing) ♪ Now, let's take a minute
to talk about your mother ♪ ♪ How the fuck did she make
you and your brother? ♪ ♪ She gave birth to you,
then chose to have another ♪ ♪ Each brother's more
retarded than the other ♪ ♪ You're both so stupid,
it's just obscene ♪ ♪ Your family must have
some retarded genes ♪ ♪ You've got a girlfriend
now, to be fair to you ♪ ♪ So, tell me, did you
sexually harass her too? ♪ ♪ Did you seduce her
with your rape face? ♪ ♪ Downgraded from Seana,
what a fall from grace ♪ ♪ And he's trying to hide her
from the internet (why?) ♪ ♪ 'Cause she's a world-renowned sket ♪ ♪ You can smell her
gonorrhoea from a mile away ♪ ♪ You should hook her up
with some vagina spray ♪ ♪ "La-Lamborghini, la-Lamborghini" ♪ ♪ Has anybody seen JJ's Lamborghini? ♪ ♪ No! He crashed it a year ago ♪ ♪ You incompetent fuck ♪ - Yo, Yo, okay. Real quick. Never crashed the Lambo! It was a fucking prank video. If you actually look at the real video, it's just me taking a toy car and literally just going off
the edge, of a kitchen counter. - Is there not terrible
sex in that video as well? (laughing) - God's sake. - So what you're saying is,
there's witnesses to the crash. - A Lambo's a Lambo. If
it crashes, it crashes. (laughing) ♪ You went to L.A. and
it's clear to see why ♪ ♪ All you need to do is look at Spotify ♪ ♪ Rice Gum got more streams
on one of his songs ♪ ♪ Than your whole EP,
JJ, what went wrong? ♪ ♪ Dun-dun-duh-duh-dun-duh-dun-duh-duh ♪ - It's a long, it's a
long outro, isn't it? - You, you've taken it from all the angles in the first, in the first five minutes. - That was, many L's. Many L's taken. - You took two back to
back from me and Harry. (laughing) - Its quite peak. - It's comeback now. - Here we go. Here we go. - All right, so you remember
what was after that? - I'm pretty sure it was the
sixth earthquake. Isn't it? (music begins) - The beat even sounds fat. (Indistinct group chatter) ♪ How much wood can the woodchuck chuck ♪ ♪ If the woodchuck looked
like you? (bitch) ♪ ♪ I'ma have fun, when
the nigga here done ♪ ♪ Yeah, the woodchuck
would chuck none (damn) ♪ ♪ Think you're a big man
with a shrimp dick, man ♪ ♪ I'ma click-click-clack (bang) ♪ ♪ I'ma tell 'em how I see it ♪ ♪ The only bitch that I'll bitch slap, ♪ ♪ turn you into Riff Raff ♪ ♪ Nigga, I'ma kill 'em
with the red blade (YT) ♪ ♪ Gotta lift the fat when you get laid ♪ - I don't know the words.
♪ You a waste of time ♪ ♪ like a blunt blade ♪ ♪ 'Em and your mum need my upgrade ♪ ♪ L for days, I'm switching plays ♪ ♪ I fuck with FaZe, the
no-scope, then I hit and blaze ♪ ♪In the same room that ♪ ♪ we both know you can't afford ♪ - It is good.
♪ You need my shit ♪ ♪ so take the shit ♪ ♪ Your contents shit,
your Twitch is shit, ♪ ♪ your 'Gramme is shit ♪ ♪ I find it hella funny needing
Cal to help save your shit ♪ ♪ You really are a pussy (shit) ♪ ♪ Tell me, are you clean or bushy? ♪ ♪ Don't fuck with you ♪ - That was a sick line. - No, I didn't think it was. - I noticed you never answered? (laughs) - I'm, I'm, I'm moderately groomed. (All laughing) - Wait, I missed it. What was the bar? - Are you clean or you bushy? - Oh. - And I don't have to lift
my belly to get laid anymore. (all laughing) - My sex life's improved incredible. - Anymore! - My sex life's amazing now.
- My man evolved. - One of the saddest things I've heard. (laughing) ♪ Ohio Nigga ♪ ♪ I took aim and I pulled the trigger ♪ ♪ In the end tell me, who'll be bigger? ♪ - Me! ♪ Hmm, Yeah, yeah not you nigga, ♪ ♪ 'cause I'ma eight figure all time pro ♪ ♪ Not at the top so
you really don't know ♪ ♪ Keep playing PUB', ♪ ♪ only game I see you
winning as my enemy ♪ ♪ The third degree, ♪ ♪ the guarantee, nah you
don't wanna battle me ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'ma leave you in the
dirt like a sesame (shit) ♪ ♪ Brother you are not ready ♪ ♪ Top heavy prick with the
pot belly, Rob Kelley, woah ♪ ♪ You think that the diss at your king ♪ ♪ is the wise thing to do
while I'm feeding you views ♪ ♪ I'ma keep calling you fat
'cause that's all of the shit ♪ ♪ that I see in you, treadmill ♪ - Yeah, treadmill!
♪ All six side boys hating ♪ ♪ 'cause this nigga was
the man in the who... ♪ - How good was that ad lib? - You just stopped it before it dropped. - I'm going to rewind it. - Bro and that Ad lib! - Tread mill. - Yeah he goes, I'm going to call you fat Cause that's all that I see in you. Tread. Mill. (laughing) - Tread. Mill. ♪ The guarantee, nah you
don't wanna battle me ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'ma leave you ♪ ♪ in the dirt like a sesame (shit) ♪ ♪ Brother you are not ready ♪ ♪ Top heavy prick with the
pot belly, Rob Kelley, whoa ♪ ♪ You think that the diss at your king ♪ ♪ is the wise thing to do
while I'm feeding you views ♪ ♪ I'ma keep calling you fat
'cause that's all of the shit ♪ ♪ that I see in you (tread mill) ♪ ♪ All six side boys hating ♪ ♪ cause this nigga was the man
in the whole group (God damn) ♪ ♪ Nigga in the room, writing
words for the tomb, ♪ ♪ 'cause I come in with a six feet ♪ ♪ Earthquake, earthquake ♪ (screaming) ♪ Yeah, see a nigga move then ♪ ♪ earthquake, earthquake ♪ ♪ Yeah, see a nigga lose then ♪ ♪ earthquake, earthquake ♪ ♪ Game over ♪ ♪ You ain't ready for business, ♪ ♪ you on the run, fitness ♪
- And now the good verse. ♪ Are you fat or are you pregnant? ♪ ♪ Like a mix of a dyke and a feminist ♪ ♪ Fat rolls on your stomach
and your neck and wrists ♪ ♪ Cross-eyed Ron Weasley
with the breasts and shit ♪ ♪ Everyone in Sidemen is irrelevant ♪ ♪ What views did you
get before heaven sent ♪ ♪ KSI to your life, let's measure it ♪ - He played it outside at charity events, - Innit? - Who invited him? - Well he said we're irrelevant, - but he came and...
- That was last year. And then he saw the views
that these diss tracks got. (laughing) - And he went, "Oh, these guys ain't
so irrelevant anymore." ♪ How you so fat ♪ ♪ but your bank is not? ♪
- Listen ♪ And you're living in
the house JJ done bought ♪ ♪ I'ma wait 'til your weight is lost ♪ ♪ Gotta live with your boobs
like Megan from Drake and Josh ♪ - He said, "I'm gonna wait
until your weight is lost." Ethan you've lost weight. Go back. Start the diss tracks again. - I've got these guns now, baby. Whoo! (cackling) - Yeah, I'll feature on a
Rice Gum diss track at Ethan. ♪ Pullin' up to my house, that's a no-no ♪ ♪ Come again, you gon' get
the action like a GoPro ♪ ♪ Jake, how you get dropped
from your own show? ♪ ♪ Try so hard to ride the
wave, like a rowboat ♪ ♪ But you gon' float,
that's your girl? Ugh ♪ ♪ Yeah, you cuffed the
wrong one, like a dumb cop ♪ ♪ Vikk, come out the closet ♪ ♪ why you wear that same shit
every day like SpongeBob? ♪ ♪ All these niggas
thinking they can speak ♪ ♪ Still, I'm making
more than them a week ♪ ♪ These pussies on contract ♪ ♪ Don't bother trying or
replying with a comeback, whoa ♪ ♪ You think that the diss at your king ♪ ♪ is the wise thing to do
while I'm feeding you views ♪ ♪ I'ma keep calling you fat
'cause that's all of the shit ♪ ♪ that I see in you (Tread mill) ♪ ♪ All six side boys hating
'cause this nigga was the man ♪ ♪ in the whole group (God damn) ♪ ♪ Nigga in the room, writing
words for the tomb, ♪ ♪ 'cause I come in with a six feet ♪ ♪ Earthquake, earthquake ♪
(Screams) ♪ Yeah, see a nigga move then ♪ ♪ earthquake, earthquake ♪ ♪ Yeah, see a nigga lose then ♪
- (indistinct) ♪ earthquake, earthquake ♪
- What's going on? - I was insulted. ♪ Game over ♪ ♪ You ain't ready for business,
you on the run, fitness ♪ - Fitness. (Chuckles) - One thing I liked in that,
was when you went back to back, not many people have done that in the youtube scene.
- I really liked that. - That was cool. But I do have a query. Why was Rap Diss God there? - [All] Whoa. - Why was, why was he there, boss? - Why was he there, boss? - Because he's a very good hype man. (laughs) - So you're just hyping up yourself. - That's all he did. Just stood there and hyped. - Okay, mine is the next
one we're listening to. (laughing) - Nah, I actually like
yours. I like yours. - Do we have to listen to mine? - Yes.
- Yeah, we do. ♪ Alright, I've gone for an English beat ♪ ♪ England is my city, ♪
(All singing along) ♪ big up Nick Crompton ♪ ♪ Jake Paul's my dad, ♪ ♪ Logang for life ♪ ♪ Only thing you had on me
was I got sloppy seconds ♪ ♪ But wait a second, didn't
you mention ten bars later, ♪ ♪ there was a girl you
banged after Tobi? ♪ ♪ That taught you a lesson ♪ ♪ It's mad ♪ ♪ Another girl that you
tricked to your pad (why?) ♪ ♪ Promising fans, but if they don't bang ♪ ♪ Then you send them away
all sad (That's peak, bro) ♪ ♪ it's mad ♪ ♪ Now onto another ♪ ♪ Your best friend is
probably your mother ♪ ♪ Seen your dad's dick,
you make me feel sick ♪ ♪ And didn't you shower with
your brother? (he did) ♪ ♪ Talk about J as a master ♪ ♪ but he's not the one that I'm after ♪ ♪ Tweet about us on life support? ♪ ♪ Bro, that shit almost
killed me with laughter ♪ ♪ Two weeks, 12 vids ♪ ♪ Now which one has had the most hits? ♪ ♪ It's not the one where you sold out JJ ♪ ♪ It was the Sidemen diss (mad) ♪ ♪ Now I think it's time
we switch up the scene ♪ ♪ Picture Deji Olatunji
and a drugged-up teen ♪ ♪ Now some of your fans ♪ ♪ might know who I mean ♪
- Who? ♪ If I said that ♪
- Who is it? ♪ he met her in Bethnal Green ♪ ♪ And how many times did
she scream help me? ♪ ♪ Your hairline is
fucked, you look like ET ♪ ♪ The last time you
almost died like this ♪ ♪ Was the time you crashed your TT ♪ ♪ This beef was between me and you ♪ ♪ But you wanted a few more views (why?) ♪ ♪ "I wonder what I could do ♪ ♪ Maybe diss the rest of
the Sidemen, too?" (wow) ♪ ♪ Notice how no one else has replied ♪ ♪ Tobi didn't pick a side ♪ ♪ The others went for
the more relevant bro ♪ ♪ I guess you could say
bigger fish got fried ♪ ♪ Pathetic ♪ ♪ Bro, you just don't get it ♪ ♪ Coming at me and the rest of the guys ♪ ♪ You were always bound to regret it ♪ ♪ Shouldn't it be your dad that I diss? ♪ ♪ I mean the channel is pretty much his ♪ ♪ And bro, I just gotta ask ♪ ♪ are they your vids or your dad's vids? ♪ ♪ Oh man, oh man ♪ ♪ And usually I'm benevolent ♪ ♪ But you were hella bent
on getting relevant ♪ ♪ So you went and sent
cause we're all prevalent ♪ ♪ Do you know what that meant? (idiot) ♪ ♪ Deep this, you're facetious, ♪ ♪ I leave ya speechless, I know
ya secrets, you need Jesus ♪ ♪ I know ya weakness ♪ ♪ bitch I'm a genius ♪ ♪ I used to go to his house (yeah) ♪ ♪ Not once was the little
bitch out (never) ♪ ♪ Sat next to him for two minutes ♪ ♪ And suddenly this weirdo's
aroused (what the fuck?) ♪ ♪ Says he got loads of friends (liar) ♪ ♪ But that there filled
me with doubt (liar) ♪ ♪ 21 years ago (what?) ♪ ♪ I wished his dad pulled out ♪
(Shouting) ♪ Anyone can get a studio, Deji ♪ ♪ Next time you do a diss
track, actually diss them ♪ ♪ Don't just say I have white hair ♪ ♪ Shout out to everyone
reacting to this for views, ♪ ♪ I would too ♪ ♪ Especially you Deji, ♪ ♪ I know you're reacting
to this right now ♪ - Sickest. - Most viewed, one take in the world. - Sick.
- Yeah. - Is it actually? - I'd like you to get... - It just hit a million likes as well! Yeah, thanks for the million likes. You're all delusional. (All Laughing) - Ah. You know what's next? (cackling and laughing) - Okay. The next one. - Yeah, here we go. We all know what it is. - Oh, shit. (laughing) - I'll take a seat for this one. (laughing) - I'm ready for this. - I'm very excited for this. - I'd, I'd say this is- (Exclaiming) - Shit! (Simon Moaning) - Jesus! Oh, my God! Let's go. ♪ Little boy tryna get involved ♪ ♪ Come on then come on then
let's get involved you prick ♪ ♪ Posh boy now wanna rap ♪ ♪ Posh boy now wanna scrap ♪ ♪ Posh boy bout to get clapped
by the end of the verse ♪ ♪ you're gonna wish you never did that ♪ ♪ Wish you never hit back ♪ ♪ Guernsey's little boy gonna feel it ♪ ♪ when I get it with the
click click click clack ♪ ♪ You ain't part of this group, ♪ ♪ you ain't Sideman you gook ♪ ♪ Deciding when to be a Sideman ♪ ♪ While you're too busy
faking all the packs ♪ ♪ And then making racks and
spending all of that shit on ♪ (sniffing) ♪ Now Rosie a sket, ♪ - That's everything I wanted it to be. - Harry, is not living back here. (laughing) - Oh my god.
- Oh. My. God. - You know you want part
of the ground to open up. (laughter) - Hey! This is how I felt,
with the first two songs. - I'll tell you what, I was
very happy that you went with a faster one on the second one. - Yeah, Yeah. - Than like, a rappy one. It was cool. - Wait. Did you, did you say reload? - [Both] Oh! - Shit! - That's a fucking conspiracy, (Wailing, yelling) - Lets go! ♪ Little boy tryna get involved ♪ ♪ Come on then, come on then,
let's get involved you prick ♪ ♪ Posh boy now wanna rap ♪ ♪ Posh boy now wanna scrap ♪ ♪ Posh boy bout to get clapped
by the end of the verse ♪ ♪ you're gonna wish you never did that ♪ ♪ Wish you never hit back ♪ ♪ Guernsey's little boy gonna feel it ♪ ♪ when I get it with the
click click click clack ♪ ♪ You ain't part of this group, ♪ ♪ you ain't Sideman you gook ♪ ♪ Deciding when to be a Sideman ♪ ♪ While you're too busy
faking all the packs ♪ ♪ And then making racks and
spending all of that shit on ♪ ♪ (sniffing) ♪ ♪ Now Rosie a sket, and I know ♪ ♪ that you're listening ♪
(laughing) ♪ beginning to sweat ♪ ♪ Little boy not looking innocent ♪ ♪ all 'cause he wanna be relevant ♪ ♪ Tatted my name on my body ♪ ♪ so you know I'm now in my
element, I'm in my element ♪ ♪ Call me what ever you want, ♪ ♪ still looking up to me (fuck's sake) ♪ ♪ Sidemen the name of the group, ♪ ♪ all 'cause they needed to help from me ♪ ♪ Yeah bitch, I was the come up ♪ ♪ I'm the foundation
for you to go run up ♪ ♪ Keep playing FIFA you ignorant fuck ♪ ♪ Your girl is a gold digger, fuck ♪ ♪ At least she knows how to suck ♪ ♪ Wipe the floor when I deal with scrubs ♪ ♪ Come at me but I win in subs ♪ ♪ I'm the giant just killing bugs ♪ ♪ You're just a shit Chris MD ♪ ♪ You need to get off MD ♪ ♪ How many girls have you
fucked in your life? ♪ ♪ One ♪
(shrieking) ♪ That's mad ♪ ♪ Your girlfriends forehead is mad ♪ ♪ When you ask the sket
to go give you head ♪ ♪ Her reply is which one? ♪ ♪ Your dad is a weirdo ♪ ♪ He looks just like a pedo ♪ ♪ More inbred than yeast ♪ ♪ Your mum gets fucked by sheep ♪ ♪ Your sister fucks a crowbar ♪ ♪ Fam it's really that deep ♪ ♪ Sorry nigga, but I said it ♪ ♪ Little boy now regret it ♪ ♪ HAHAHAHA ♪ ♪ You want to say that shit to me? Huh? ♪ ♪ You want to say that shit to me? ♪ ♪ Learn how to spell
renowned you fucking idiot ♪ ♪ Ay, Ay ♪ ♪ Ay, Ay ♪ - I can't sit in the car. ♪ Not today little boy ♪ (Laughs) - Oh! Oh man! Oh. (laughs) - Nice work, bastard. - Absolute banger.
- Actually my favourite. - Such a banger. - That beat is amazing! - I feel sorry for Harry. - That beat is incredible - Because everyone loves that song - You, uh... - Harry's first one.
- Everyone loves, - Harry's first one.
- Harry's first one. - Yeah, Harry's first one and that one will always
get called the best. - No, no. Harry, I want to know. when I dropped that what was
your like, first reaction? - You dropped it like 4:00 AM. So, I woke up in the middle of the night to all these notifications
I was like, 'Oh, Nelly'. (everyone laughing) - I watched it and then,
I was like, "Oh okay." (JJ Laughs) - I watched it, I watched
it with Kayleigh as well. - Oh, no. (indistinct chatter) ♪ Last track I drop for
you and that's that ♪ ♪ I couldn't give two fucks
if you wanna call me fat ♪ ♪ Like clashing a man
who changed "his life" ♪ ♪ He comes back and he does that? ♪ ♪ I am done with your shithole raps ♪ ♪ Remember the time
you said you was back ♪ ♪ This right here is proof ♪ ♪ you shouldn't have tried
it with me you fucking twat ♪ ♪ This all happened
because you disappeared ♪ ♪ What are you saying,
jealous of Josh's beard? ♪ ♪ Upset that the views didn't appear ♪ ♪ Space was just a smear,
did I just hear a tear? ♪ ♪ Scared you lost all your peers? ♪ ♪ Oft, did I touch a fear? ♪ ♪ Jide remember all the shots you took? ♪ ♪ Do you think I'm scared?
Do you think I'm shook? ♪ ♪ You are such a fucking idiot ♪
(Loud shouting) ♪ Do you really think
he wrote his books? ♪ ♪ Click bait here, click bait there, ♪ ♪ Click bait fucking everywhere ♪ ♪ I'm just defending
myself do you not really ♪ ♪ think that this is fair? ♪ ♪ Imagine attacking a loyal friend ♪ ♪ Some of this I can't apprehend ♪ ♪ You even brought in my girlfriend ♪ ♪ Something that I wouldn't recommend ♪ ♪ Desperate jumping on a trend
I didn't even want to send ♪ ♪ Is Rice your new boyfriend? ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ - Interlude it's an interlude.
♪ About a guy ♪ ♪ That showers with his
brother on multiple occasions ♪ ♪ Multiple occasions, this
guy showers with his brother ♪ ♪ Jesus Christ. ♪ - Oh! ♪ My man, is famous ♪ ♪ For doing a rape face ♪ ♪ Oh my lord ♪ ♪ And he thinks he can go at me? ♪ ♪ Are you joking? ♪ ♪ Jide, let's talk about
the lies you've told ♪ ♪ Did you really think they'd uphold ♪ ♪ A guy that showered with his brother ♪ ♪ Probably wants to have
sex with his mother ♪ ♪ Knowledge, Strength and Integrity ♪ ♪ Damn that's what it's
supposed to mean? ♪ ♪ Now you've got 3 tattoos ♪ ♪ Is it to help you
spell you fucking bean? ♪ ♪ So what you've banged
more girls than me? ♪ ♪ Did you know he had an STD? ♪ ♪ Remember when I mentioned
the other guys P ♪ ♪ You can lie to them
but you can't lie to me ♪ ♪ Wait, is that Diss God I see? ♪ ♪ Thought rice stopped giving him P ♪ ♪ Hmm, Damn ♪ ♪ They really didn't
write any lyrics for me ♪ ♪ Jide, I used to be a fan of you ♪ ♪ Rap wasn't something
you should break into ♪ ♪ Your flows dead, your bars are dead ♪ ♪ and I think your
hairline's pretty rude ♪ ♪ Jide, I've got a lot of dirt on you ♪ ♪ One girl, two guys, and
they both came through ♪ ♪ Yes, I'm talking about his brother ♪ ♪ Do you really think they
only shower together? ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish this all went away ♪ ♪ Like the record deal you
went and signed with Sway ♪ ♪ Upset feeling a little betrayed ♪ ♪ Was you getting underpaid? ♪ ♪ Obsessed with how much I weigh ♪ ♪ Is it all you really have to say? ♪ ♪ Jesus Christ, its actually true ♪ ♪ Ethan's this, Ethan's that ♪ ♪ Behz got tits, mans still fat ♪ ♪ Jide you've only got half a brain ♪ ♪ Name a song Earthquake as a diss ♪ ♪ How much wood could a wood chuck chuck ♪ ♪ if a wood chuck looked like you ♪ ♪ No one fucking cares JJ
thank you for the views ♪ ♪ And that JJ, Is how you
do a diss track, all right ♪ ♪ And by the way, ♪ ♪ If any of you that wanna... ♪ ♪ You can come get it. ♪
- Yeah! Anyone! - Who did the beats on that? - Me and P.G. - Geez. - Were up mastering until
4:00 AM and we would just, and what we did was,
we picked out one beat. It was just originally,
I'll tell you a story. It was just one track,
like one single beat, And then we downloaded all the dirtiest, grime, instrumentals. And we was like, it works on all of them. So we put them all in. - You recorded before beats? - Yeah. - Oh shit! - Yeah. I'm a musician lads. (laughing) - I'm not going to lie though, I only made that one to get more views. I was pretty much done at that point. I just saw another three mil. (laughing) - To be fair, you got the truest like, line
out of all the diss tracks. "No one fucking cares JJ,
thank you for the views." (Everyone laughing) - That's why I ended it with that. (Group Chatter) - This is the sickest beat in the world! - Relax
- This fucking beat - Just relax
- No, this , is a sick beat. - Lets relax. - Indistinct - Yeah its just a beat,
I don't do anything here. ♪ They say there's a first
time for everything, ♪ ♪ so tell me Deji what the
hell were you thinking? ♪ ♪ Dropping lines about a Minecraft pig, ♪ ♪ do you really think that was a dig? ♪ ♪ But then there's your most viewed hit, ♪ ♪ I got more views on my Minecraft shit ♪ ♪ And I'm a disgrace? ♪ ♪ Well, I got straight A's, ♪ ♪ so don't try and come at me sideways ♪ ♪ You said your grades
were 'fucking terrible,' ♪ ♪ me and you will never be comparable ♪ ♪ You left school with two D's, ♪ ♪ I can take your girl in 1, 2, 3 ♪ ♪ ComedyShortsGamer but you don't game, ♪ ♪ leech off your brother
just for the fame ♪ ♪ Jokes about my eyebrows are overused, ♪ ♪ at least I didn't shave
them off for views ♪ ♪ I ride electric, while
you ride into a ditch ♪ ♪ In your diss track, all
you talk about is dick ♪ ♪ You're a Korma, and I'm a Vindaloo ♪ ♪ When you're a bad boy
Yinka grabs the shoe ♪ - One of the best lines out
of all of the diss tracks. Right there. Best line. - "You're a Korma, I'm a Vindaloo" - Have you ever had a Vindaloo before? - Yeah. ♪ Slept with the same girl as Simon, ♪ ♪ apparently you're not very African ♪ ♪ While you're here
trying to fuck groupies, ♪ ♪ I got your mum twerking for my rupees ♪ ♪ Tank is shit. ♪ ♪ SidemenClothing.com ♪ - Yeah! Merch link in bio. - Some songs are
timeless. What can we say? - Use code diss tracks for 15% off. - Nice.
- Yeah. - But no, wait. That's my thing. - Well, I'm taking it. - Thank you. - That's my thing. - Ow, you can repeat it. - I forgot. Next song. Jeez. - This song. This fucking hurt. - This one is exclusive as well. This ain't on YouTube anymore. - This is when it got nasty. - Wait, you got rid of it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Why? - I don't remember how this went. - Harry chose the best lines. - The first line is so good. Just wait. ♪ Try and roast me, that's cute ♪ ♪ You lost your virginity
to a prostitute ♪ ♪ Was she crusty bro? ♪ - Game over, game. Done.
Game, set and match. - Its over. - JJ just missed the ball. - Do you need anything else anymore? - Harry just served, JJ fell over. - "Was she crusty bro?" Only Harry, can say something
like that. Only Harry. - It's ridiculous. That line- - Try to roast me, that's cute. Lost your virginity to prostitute. - Was she crusty bro? What's the next line? Does her vagina smell, or something? - I bet you paid to eat her out as well. (laughing) - Let it reload. ♪ Try and roast me, that's cute ♪ ♪ You lost your virginity
to a prostitute ♪ ♪ Was she crusty bro? ♪ ♪ Did her vagina smell? ♪ ♪ You bitch, I bet you paid
to eat her out as well ♪ ♪ Calling me "little boy",
what the fuck's up with that? ♪ ♪ Bro, we're both the same
height, you're just more fat ♪ ♪ And you're roasting Ethan ♪
- Not anymore ♪ for being the fat one in the group ♪ ♪ You have a personal trainer,
yet your titties still droop ♪ ♪ And my diss track got
more views than "Creature" ♪ ♪ And I didn't even need
a Rice Gum feature ♪ ♪ Plus, on "Earthquake", he
had a better verse than you ♪ ♪ Your rap career's finished,
and you know it's true ♪ ♪ You're just a meme,
you're a joke artist ♪ ♪ You've had chlamydia more
times than you've charted ♪ ♪ And you and your brother
have fucked the same chick ♪ ♪ I bet you've got his sloppy
seconds all over your dick ♪ ♪ I'm the one who's posh?
You must be mistaken ♪ ♪ Your parents paid for you to
go through private education ♪ ♪ How you making gun fingers
with a straight face? ♪ ♪ You had to wear a suit to
school, you fucking disgrace ♪ ♪ And you're saying I do
drugs, you hypocrite ♪ ♪ Did you forget about Ibiza
when you snorted all that shit? ♪ ♪ I'm talking bump after
bump after bump after bump ♪ ♪ Motherfucker, you had a
blocked nose for a month ♪ ♪ Does your girlfriend know
that you cheated on your ex? ♪ ♪ Or does she have no idea
that she might be next? ♪ ♪ Speaking of a, of JJ's ex ♪
- Oh, for fuck's sake. ♪ This is an unreleased tune ♪ ♪ that he wrote about her: ♪
- Piece of shit. ♪ It's that stupid boy you love and hate ♪ ♪ Always had our issues but
then after we would fornicate ♪ ♪ Looking back when all your ♪ ♪ friends would hate
me, but I didn't care ♪ ♪ No one understands ♪ ♪ (vomit sounds) ♪ ♪ If you're having girl problems,
I feel bad for you, son ♪ ♪ I'm loving my life, banging JJ's mum ♪ ♪ Banging JJ's mum ♪ ♪ Banging JJ's mum ♪ ♪ Did you know JJ wanks
onto his mattress ♪ ♪ Doesn't clean it, sleeps
on it, bro, that's stress ♪ ♪ And wanna know something
else completely grim? ♪ ♪ Seana once gave him a handjob
and he came on his own chin ♪ ♪ Has anyone bought his
EP, who did? No one ♪ ♪ Your music is shit, you're so deluded ♪ ♪ Your own label doesn't rate
you, and that's the truth ♪ ♪ They're all creasing when
you step inside the booth ♪ ♪ You're a laughing stock, bro,
not even being funny (nope) ♪ ♪ They only gas you up because
you're making them money ♪ ♪ Deleting your old
videos, are you dumb? ♪ ♪ Stop being so ashamed
of where you came from ♪ ♪ The old KSI was what made us all fans ♪ ♪ This evolved KSI is a fucking wasteman ♪ - Fuck.
- My chest. - Then the video ended with ( indistinct) - That was when it got a bit serious. That was when it got to another level. - I feel, I feel like, lines were crossed. (everyone laughing) - See when a lot of people say
like, "oh, it wasn't real." There was a time when it was fun and then, this happened... - Oh, this is the last one. - Last one. - Did this end it all? This was the last one that was made. - Pretty much.
- Yeah. - Uh, yeah, pretty much. And then everyone started
boxing each other. (laughing) ♪ Pοpeye wanna pop at
the elegant (elegant) ♪ ♪ Plus the little bοy wanna
play again (play again) ♪ ♪ Sitting at the tοp, viewing Τriple Six ♪ ♪ Devil with the flοw, with the Crucifix ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Τell me hοw my dick ended
up in yοur main chick ♪ ♪ Threesοme with the
hοe, double trοuble, ♪ ♪ don't ever say shit ♪ ♪ Bοuncing in the bed ♪ ♪ while they swallοw
up all my brain kids ♪ ♪ Pοpeye in the opposite
hearing them frοm my cοckpit ♪ ♪ Υοur music, fam it's so lame ♪ ♪ Rapping abοut a kitty,
are yοu brain dead? ♪ - No stop a bit.
♪ We dοn't wanna hear ♪ ♪ another hοuse track ♪ - The next bit is a bit mad. (laughing) - We should skip over that lyric. - Oh, no. ♪ Υοur music makes me wanna pοp a Prοzac ♪ ♪ Βut you're always οn it ♪ ♪ Εspecially when yοur most
viewed has this nigga οn it ♪ ♪ Gοd dayum, unstable little
cunt dοn't know what tο do ♪ ♪ Guess he'll make a bοοk
too, sοbbing tο promote too ♪ ♪ Whispering "Jοe" fοr haunted bullshit ♪ ♪ Whο the hell wοuld wanna go
buy your bοοk of bullshit? ♪ ♪ Filming all yοur dead
tunes with Elliοt ♪ ♪ Οne week break? You're
a legitimate idiοt ♪ ♪ Tweeting that yοu'll knock
me οut, just like Theο, huh? ♪ ♪ Υeah, black facing
prick wanna be me, huh? ♪ ♪ Yeah, begging tο thinking
yοu're gοnna beat me, huh? ♪ ♪ Yeah, Pοpeye the prick,
nοw regret it, huh ♪ ♪ Pοpeye wanna pοp at
the elegant (elegant) ♪ ♪ Ρlus the little bοy wanna
play again (play again) ♪ ♪ Sitting at the tοp, viewing Τriple Six ♪ ♪ Devil with the flοw, with the Crucifix ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Lying tο your mama ♪ ♪ Guess Ι gotta add sοme
Kerοsene tο the drama ♪ ♪ When she hears the whοle οf
the verse, she's gοnna jet ♪ ♪ Εspecially when she hears me tell her ♪ ♪ that yοu're doing Κet ♪ ♪ Μan, I don't wanna
be that type οf dude ♪ ♪ Βlurting all οf your business ♪ ♪ Κnοw that you're the
one that started this ♪ ♪ Τhe Lοrd is my witness ♪ ♪ Guess he saw that time in
Ρascha when yοu paid fοr that ΒJ ♪ ♪ Τhen the prozzy bruised yοur dick ♪ ♪ Νοw you're scared of them ΒJs (hey) ♪ ♪ Νοw you're getting pegged ♪ ♪ Gοt these little kids
lοοking up the shit Ι said ♪ ♪ Υοu a bitch boy, I dοn't
care if you're rich, bοy ♪ ♪ Degrading cause Ezekiel
rοbbed yοur shit, bοy ♪ ♪ Nissan GΤR with yοur coin mοney ♪ ♪ Snaking all οf your
boys just fοr more mοney ♪ - When I released Ezekiel. - That bit. Unreal. - I was watching it with Callum Gibb and he popped up on the screen
and I- Oh! That was unreal. - What was so funny though is, he pretty much admitted
to stealing Harry's money just to be in the video. - Boy stole your money. (laughing) ♪ Blοοd-bοiling bars,
let that kettle sing ♪ ♪ Υοur balls online, that's unsettling ♪ ♪ With the DΜ telling me,
yοu're tοο pussy fighting me ♪ ♪ Cause yοu know yοu'll lose tο me ♪ ♪ Little bοy is getting slapped up ♪ ♪ Υοu fucked up when you aimed at me ♪ ♪ Pοpeye wanna pοp at
the elegant (elegant) ♪ ♪ Ρlus the little bοy wanna
play again (play again) ♪ ♪ Sitting at the tοp, viewing Τriple Six ♪ ♪ Devil with the flοw, with the Crucifix ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Τwο birds, one stone ♪ ♪ Τwο birds with the one stοne ♪ ♪ Man, you know I never
snorted coke in my life ♪ ♪ And I never lost my
virginity to a prostitute ♪ ♪ And my bro don't have two kids ♪ (laughing) (group chatter) - I forgot about that. - Did you say like William or something? - I don't, I can't even remember. - Something Ollie, something.
I don't know, but like... Bro, I had to double check. I was like wait... I was like, wait what? I had to talk to my parents.
Like, yo, did you... (laughter) - I wrote this on the sofa before, I call this the Sidemen diss. ♪ Ethan, you stinky nonce ♪ ♪ Why don't you shower for once? ♪ ♪ Who gassed you up to wear a vest? ♪ ♪ We don't want to see
your pasty fat chest ♪ ♪ JJ, Logan is going to lump you ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna have to
get, a Maverick tattoo . ♪ ♪ the boxing skills are
not gonna get you far ♪ ♪ I saw Annie (Indistinct)
nearly beat you in the spa ♪ ♪ He's a fat little man,
he's not Logan Paul ♪ ♪ And unlike you, he's
over six feet tall ♪ ♪ He'll punch you in the face
He'll punch you the clinch ♪ ♪ Tobi's dick is about three inches ♪ ♪ Many men to sat next to me ♪ ♪ how have you ever seen
a human bat like king? ♪ ♪ Gosh, I don't know what to say ♪ ♪ It's just a shame that
his hairs going grey ♪ ♪ I'll have a heart attack
soon someone get a nurse ♪ ♪ And after do a popup
karaoke in a hearse ♪ ♪ Moving on to Vikk he likes kids ♪ - Was that it?
♪ And he can't box ♪ ♪ He's a big phoney ♪ ♪ Calfreezy looks like my little pony ♪ ♪ FuzeTube has no hair on his head ♪ ♪ Rice Gum's channel is dead ♪ ♪ I don't think there's
anyone else left to par ♪ ♪ So please pull over
let me get out the car. ♪ - [All] Oh! (All laughing) (Car beeping) (group chatter) - Because we all went, 'Is that it?' - Is that it? And then he just continued. - I think we're all friends now, lads? - Yeah, yeah. This was quite like a therapeutic session.
