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[Music] all right honey i think it's twisted yeah what's twisted me going out with richard's son ew sounds like a really bad idea to me is he okay in there he's fine hey you know mon if things work out between you and richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with a grandfather fine judge all you want to but married a lesbian left a man at the altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire live in a box [Music] so now hmm what exactly is the point of the box chandler the meaning of the box is threefold one it gives me the time to think about what i did two it proves how much i care about my friendship with joey and three it hurts there's nothing the matter with me see i'm not completely devoid of sentiment see i have feelings okay fine you can't tell but i'm trying to break the tension by moving you guys all right look if this is just a big joke to you then forget about it all right this means something to me if it doesn't mean anything you then you should get out of there otherwise you're just an idiot in the box you're right i'm sorry this this means a lot to me i want you to be my friend again i swear i won't say another word tonight so you're gonna start taking this thing seriously absolutely that sounds like another word to me are you gonna take this seriously okay hey there's uncle joey hey hey say something to emma on her 18th birthday 18 huh joey no what what it's for her hot friends when they see this you'll be 52. and starting to think about settling down hey joey will you please set this up for people to put emma's presence on love too yeah we were supposed to bring presents yeah i wrote emma a song oh how was i supposed to know tell me it's a birthday party not but for a one-year-old what's the point the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup she's just a cop with a picture of elmo on it dressed as a farmer and he's standing next to this cow and the cow says el moo yeah a funny cup while he rocked her he sang i love you forever i'll like you for always as long as i'm living my baby you'll be wow that was amazing thank you so much for that gift i was not ready for this today joey you're in charge okay you make sure nobody leaves got it hey where do you think you're going to the bathroom all right well the rest of you get comfortable okay because we are going to be here for the wait a minute there's a window in there oh no he's not getting away that easy what are you doing get the hell out of here well that one did not have emma's face on it no it did not no well we better get going it's late jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore he has trouble staying in his lane the last winter i went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene the papers thought it was a hate crime anyway it was lovely seeing you okay bye bye dude 99. all right joey how could you just let them leave hey hey i'm not gonna mess with jack he's a great man he fought for our country no he didn't he pretended to be a quaker to get out of korea well that's it he's the last one to go i'm locking you guys in yeah you do know i can just turn them the other way around right oh i forgot you used to live here hey eddie what are you doing here nothing really just watching you sleep why it makes me feel um peaceful please i can't sleep now what you want me to sing [Music] look that's it it's over i want you out i want you out of the apartment now what are you talking about man hannibal lecter better roommate than you no see now i don't think you're being fair i mean one night you see me and you get scared i mean what about all the other nights when you don't see me huh what about last night when he went and got a drink of water and i was nice enough to hide behind the door what's that about huh i didn't realize yeah yeah get out now okay you really want me out yes please okay then i want to hear you say it i want to hear you say you want me out i want you out no no i want to hear it from your lips where did you hear it from before oh all right all right but you know what paulie i understand consider me a gun you know what i'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow i heard that [Music] may i help you why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doing downstairs i'm i'm sorry have we met it's eddie you freak your roommate i'm sorry i uh i already have a roommate hello yeah he's lived here for years i don't i don't know what you're talking about man no he he moved out and i moved them but i think we'd remember something like that i know i would no that's a good point um okay wow i guess i got the wrong apartment then i'm i look i'm you know i'm sorry i'm terribly sorry no problem see ya [Laughter] goodbye you fruit drying psychopath sorry where'd you get to we lost you after you opened up all the presents yeah yeah i ended up in the storage room and not alone no woohooing no why what happened ah i fooled around with joey's sister well that's not the worst part what is the worst part i can't remember which sister you see what men do don't tell me men are nice this is men are you insane i mean joey's gonna kill you he's actually going to kill you dead okay you don't think i thought of that how can you not know which one i mean it's unbelievable i mean was it gina which one is gina the dark big hair with the airplane earrings no no that's not gina that's dina oh you see you can't tell which is which either we didn't fool around with any of them yeah [Applause] veronica look it's got to be veronica the girl in the red skirt i definitely stuck my tongue down her throat that was me oh look when i've been drinking sometimes i tend to get a little overly friendly and i'm i'm sorry that's okay that's all right that's okay can i talk to you for a second hey julie [Laughter] come on why can't we talk in here we're witnesses never do anything like this ever again so what i say punch him gonna punch chandler i'll do it no you won't look he knows he did a terrible thing and i believe him he's sorry but you got one more apology to make all right you gotta apologize to mary angela okay absolutely all right [Applause] cookie now you can punch what monica can i talk to you for a second listen i appreciate you getting me the costume oh you did this too what i thought he'd love it his favorite kids book was the velveteen rabbit the velveteen rabbit was brown and white well it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all no bunny at all always no bunny at all hey you didn't dress up either yes i did i'm chandler dude what happened how is that me okay i'm chandler [Applause] when have i ever done that when have i ever done that wow [Laughter] monica we need more candy what there's only been like four kids yeah i know but one of them just said that she loved me so i just gave her everything no wonder you're pregnant hey hi what are you supposed to be remember the russian satellite sputnik well i'm a potato or a spud and these are my antenna so sputnik becomes spudnick sputnik wow i don't have the worst costume anymore hey all right ross came as duty no i'm i'm not duty no space duty [Laughter] hey oh hi joey's gonna be thrilled he was hoping you'd come by as a nurse um actually i'm just a nurse you'd think that would embarrass me but you see i'm maxed out isn't it perfect i can't believe i never realized how how great it is well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man it's amazing you better hurry up and fill out an application and i'm going to beat you to it oh well i never thought i'd say this but i'm going to go use ugly naked guys bathroom oh look there's there's monica and chandler hey hey you guys hey [Applause] oh okay it's okay [Music] oh god they were just so excited that you might get this apartment actually it looks really good all right honey we better go if we're gonna catch that movie bye bye bye chandler i miss you already okay did you see that with the inappropriate and the pinching actually i did okay so now do you believe that she's attracted to me oh my god oh my god she knows about us are you serious phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out that's the only explanation for it okay but what about you know my pinchable bot and my bulging biceps she knows i'll have to get back to you on that okay bye oh my god he wants you to come over and feel his bicep and more are you kidding oh i cannot believe he would do that to my joey do they know that we know no joey they know you know oh i knew it oh i cannot believe those two they thought that they could mess with us they're trying to mess with us they don't know that we know they know we know joe you can't say anything couldn't if i wanted to the food hey great man and the place looks so nice and hey hey happy thanksgiving everybody oh well this has been great see ya where are you going oh oh we did say we'd stop by this little thing joey's roommate is having oh janine the really hot dancer girl some would say she's attractive yes and who else is going to be there uh just some of her friends her dancer friends yes all right all of her hot dancer friends are going to be there and then we would be drinking and dancing and we really want to go dude we were good you're not gonna go anywhere you said you're gonna eat here and you're gonna eat here yeah and and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very thanksgivingy rach you're killing us here we serve the dessert already these drunken dancers are waiting look at it isn't it beautiful yeah yeah what is it it's a trifle it's got all of these layers first there's a layer of ladyfingers then a layer of jam then custard which i made from scratch then raspberries more lady fingers than beef so take with peas and onions and then bananas and then i just put some whipped cream on top [Music] what was the one right before bananas the beef yeah that was weird to me too but then you know i thought well there's minced meat pie i mean that's an english dessert these people just put very strange things in their food you know oh by the way can i borrow some rum from your place yeah sure okay and while i'm gone don't you boys sneak a taste beef in a dessert no no no there is no way let's go oh yeah about telling mom and dad i was thinking about maybe writing a letter but you know what that's it you've had your chance mom dad raw smoked pot in college what you are such a tattletale mom dad you remember that that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana yes well i told you it was chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me i'm sorry it was you and dad you know that mailman that you got fired didn't steal your playboys ross did there were hurricane gloria didn't break the porch swing monica dead ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year monica and chandler are living together ross married rachel and vegas and got divorced again i love shaco stone i wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle i want to go that's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds all right you will notice that i am fully dressed i in turn have noticed that you are not so in the words of a.a milne get out of my chair dill hole okay [Applause] what are you doing well you said i had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions the cushions are the essence of the chair that's right i'm taking the essence oh he'll be back oh there's nobody in the room where's my underwear come on come on what you took his underwear he took my essence okay hold on joey why why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now cause i'm not wearing any underwear now okay um then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue well then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions okay you hide my clothes i'm gonna do the exact opposite to you what are you what are you gonna show me my clothes hey opposite is opposite he's got nothing [Applause] okay buddy boy here it is you hide my clothes i'm wearing everything you own oh my god that is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear look at me i'm chandler could i be wearing any more clothes maybe if i wasn't going commando yeah i'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on i uh i better not do any i don't know lunges okay okay i'm not but not for diving no i'm sick of this okay i've had it up to here with you two neither of you can come to the party geez what a baby all right who would uh like some yams will oh you'd like that wouldn't you what oh you know what can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table the smell is just yes typical i'm sorry what i said it was typical typical of you rachel green queen rachel does whatever she wants in a little rachel land [Applause] seriously who is this guy um um i'm sorry do you do you have a problem with me i don't know do i do i i think you do apparently you were um a little mean to him in high school a little mean you made my life miserable i'm i'm i had no idea i'm sorry i well you should be screw it bring on the yams well but you've worked so hard yeah okay uh will i i just want to say that i'm real sorry for whatever i i did to you in high school oh it wasn't just me we had a club you had a club that's right the i hate rachel green club oh my god so would you all just join together to hate me who else was in this club me and ross no need to point she knows who ross is you were in an i hate rachel club yes he was no no so who else was in this club uh actually there was also that exchange student from thailand but i i don't think he he knew what it was so ross we went out for two years and you never told me you were in and i hate rachel club you went out with her we had a pact that was in high school it's not like it was binding forever then why did it have the word eternity in it okay monica did you know about this i swear i didn't hey is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door yeah hmm a little relieved i got to say oh we did a little more than that no no no no no no why why what else did you do we started a rumor not rumor oh come on will just take off your shirt and tell us [Applause] ross it's no big deal we i said that the the rumor was that um you had both male and female reproductive parts what that's right we said your parents flipped a coin decided to raise her as a girl but you still had a hint of a penis oh my god you started that what you heard that everyone at our school heard it everybody at my school heard it you were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from long island oh no oh my god this is all making so much sense to me now this is why adam carter wouldn't go out with me this is why billy tratt would just stay in this region actually billy tratt is gay now so so that one's not really our fault monica how come you never told me this i thought it might be true and i was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me joey stop staring there's nothing there it's not true i'm afraid i'm gonna need proof oh everyday use fancy guest fancy guest two seconds uh 11 11 unbelievable 11 is correct all right that's four for the guys ladies you're up all right come on that's not even a word oh [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Veljko Milojevic

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Id: Hwiyue-w2O4

Length: 26min 28sec (1588 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 10 2022