Ross and Rachel Bickering for 10 Minutes Straight

hello what's this oh right it's that girl's phone number yeah yeah there it is just a phone number a really hot girl gave me it's no big deal i mean it is her home phone number but whoa whoops i almost lost this baby yeah the lovely amanda gives me her number and i i go and drop it oh thank you [Applause] thank you you know what else is really great about him ugh what is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom oh what was that monika knows it's this dumb thing that ross made up to try to fool our parents it's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it i remember i cried the night you made that up this is the first time i realized i was cooler than my big brother hey so uh amanda just just dropped me off yeah it's one of the things i love about her she's she's old enough to drive so uh i guess you're not going to mom and dance tonight huh no sorry well where's amanda hey rach could you get me some cough drops i mean you know i'm thinking you could bring her and you guys could go up to your old room and not make out lost cough please at least i know she's not going out with me to get into r-rated movies see amanda and i have a very nothing you're not even going out you're her babysitter you have a 12 year old girl's job oh that is so sad and what are you laughing at this my keg sucking boyfriend is stealing from me so he stole a couple bucks from me big deal at least he bought me something with it that's mine would you both please start acting like adults give me my golf drops fine sorry good thank you at least i made 10 bucks in my relationship [Applause] ross i can't believe you said you'd play rugby i mean look how brutal this is hey i can handle it all right please ross you you got hurt playing badminton with my dad that's because your mom's dog kept kept looking at me okay ross look look look right here it's called a scrum okay it's kind of like a huddle and is a hum kind of like a scrudle yes they're going to kill you why are you doing this anyway you should have seen the guy that she used to go out with i mean he's like joe rugby you're kidding and he plays rugby that's so funny oh i see you did that all right anyway she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious so i'm gonna show her how tough i really am i'm sorry i'm sorry you're right you're right you are a tough guy you're the toughest paleontologist i know all right look ross could take care of himself sound like he's chandler thanks but don't worry about me okay i'll just look real energetic and stay away from the ball i'll i'll be that guy right outside the circle well maybe there was a dog looking at him really had anything to worry about ross was never very good at the flirting thing what are you talking about it worked with you oh you know what no you're right we met you flirted and then bam nine years later you had me you say that to kids no no no they come here to me is you know for the ladies ross honey it's a nice couch it's not a magic couch oh look who it is my husband the apple of my eye okay i got us a court date for tomorrow at two and i picked up all the forms i'll take care of everything well sure if you say you're gonna take care of everything i have no reason to doubt you give me those things all right now i'm gonna do this my way and i don't wanna hear a peep out of you okay race but you're peeping [Music] ross you know what i just got why why did you do this look i told you i didn't want to hear three failed marriages look if you'd had two failed marriages you'd understand well you know what thanks to you i'm halfway there oh oh i am so mad ross i don't think i've ever been this angry but about the time i said we were on a break oh hey hey rach uh do you notice anything yeah your teeth yes i saw them from outside now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt top i can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks you want to start telling secrets no god that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever hmm yeah well you should know you bought like a billion of them yeah you didn't get one oh wait is everything okay yeah everything's fine you your page should come to the hospital what what was it what happened but it's something called braxton hicks contraction oh oh thank god that's no big deal most women don't even feel them okay no uterus no opinion okay well the super's not home but hey you know what my mother's gonna be here in a minute and she has the key i can't i can't wait that long you have to do something knock that door down i would but i bruised like a peach besides you know everything's going to be fine the the baby's sleeping what if she jumped out of the bassinet can't hold her own head up but yeah jumped oh my god i left the water running right you did not leave the water running please just just pull yourself together okay wait did i leave the stove on you haven't cooked since 1996. is the window open because if the windows open a bird could fly in there and oh my god you know what i think you're right i think you know wait listen listen a pigeon no no way no no an eagle flew in landed on the stove and caught fire the baby seeing this jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid the eagle however misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talent meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water baby and birds still ablaze are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true okay how about four guy thatcher ross why do you hate our child fine you go okay james huh but only if it's a girl oh veto uh how about oh i like ruth what about ruth oh i'm sorry are we having an 89 year old how about dayton vito stewart vito sawyer vito helen vito is it me or is vito starting to sound really good rossi i told you those swings are evil all right that is it that is the last time emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life no no no no no okay it wasn't the swing's fault it was my fault and kind of that kid's fault who is still laughing nice ross come on please can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt no wait okay okay i have an idea i want you to get on the swing okay and and you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of i know what this is all about you've always been jealous of my hair look i just think you're an adult okay and you should get over your silly fears all right fine i'll do it good if you hold a spider well where where if you hold a spider i know [Laughter] how does this look well it's it's a little low pick it up a little a little bit more a little bit more there you go now throw it away uh excuse me i'm here to see my father my name is rachel green and i'm dr ross geller ross please this is a hospital okay that actually means something here

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Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Fri May 20 2022