FRIENDS THE ONE WHEN THEY ALL WERE GAY EXCEPT MONICA

what are you referring to my man's bag at first I thought it just looked good but it's practical to check it out it's got compartments for all your stuff you wallet your keys your address book your makeup oops hey check it out how much of a man of mine you're turning into a woman no one knows why would you say that that's just mean now I've upset you what did I say what you said it's just the way senator me gay no no no but I have a number of close friends who are sometimes I wish I was a lesbian did I say that out loud huh you're not dating anybody are you because I met somebody who would be perfect for you thought you see perfect might be a problem had you said codependent or self-destructive do you want to date Saturday yes please okay he was cute he's funny he's a he Shelly okay I'm just gonna go flush myself deep in the toilet now is that ridiculous can you believe she actually thought that yeah well I mean when I first met you you know I thought maybe possibly you might be you did yep but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my press so then I figured maybe now huh good I mean the rest of you guys think that when you first met me not me no no me neither although uh you know back in college Susan salad or did you're kidding did you tell her I wasn't no no it's just cause I I kind of wanted to go out with her too so I told her actually you were seeing Bernie Spellman who also liked her Wow this is fascinating so uh what is it about I don't know cuz you're smart you're funny what's the smart and funny did you ever think that about him I don't know you just you have a quality yes Oh quality good because I was worried you guys are gonna be vague about it I just have to know okay is it my hair yes Chandler that's exactly what it is it's your hair yeah you have homosexual hair hey gorgeous Hey look I'm sorry about yesterday I you don't believe me apparently other people have made the same mistakes oh okay whew so uh what do you think it is about I don't know you just have a quality right it's a shame because you and Lowell would have made a great couple Lowell Financial Services Lowell that's how you saw me with what he's cute well yeah there's no Brian and payroll is Brian so look I don't know point is that if you're gonna set me up with someone I'd like to think you would set me up with somebody like him well I think Brian's a little out of the league excuse me you don't think I could get a Brian because I could get a Brian believe you me I'm really not well don't we look nice all dressed up it's stuff like that isn't it now listen man if you want to be gay be gay matter to me hallo oh hey Chandler how's it going down there in financial services it's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads how about you good good listen yeah I don't know what Shelly told you about me but I'm not I know that's what I told her really yeah so you can tell pretty much most of the time we have a kind of radar so you don't think I have a quality speaking for my people I'd have to say no by the way your friend Brian from payroll he is he is yep and way out of your league out of my league I could get a Brian if I wanted to get a Brian I could get a Brian hey Brian fire guy and did I just say if I were a guy here is easier I'm assuming one of you is the father husband actually uh-hmm we're both the father hey this isn't about juice anymore right man all right so what's it about eggs whose eggs do you like better his or mine huh well I like both eggs equal oh come on nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally you're like one better than the other one I wonder which what's the difference your eggs aren't here anymore are they you took your eggs and you left do you really expect me to never find new ways what you get me so hot I want your lips on me now tell me you want to caress my butt okay turn around I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this alright alright I'm not walking by okay hmm I want okay I want to feel your hot soft skin with my lips there you go I I want to take my tongue and say it say it run it all of your body and trembling with we're funny story two kids to get together sleep that is all well I'd better go yeah I think that would be best all right I'll talk to you later okay but not about this don't never never bye don't touch no much now look that was the best nap I ever had I don't know what you're talking about come on admit it that was the best nap you ever had I've had better okay one all right all right I said it okay but it's over Joey I want to do it again we can't do it again because it's weird fine want something to drink sure what do you go milk and excedrin pm judging stuff took a lot out of me yeah yeah think about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch what why would I care about that no reason I'm just saying that that's Robbie right now it really was so we're we're but to face how much do you weigh Ross when we talked about face-to-face just shimmy down me and drop maybe I should hang and you should climb down me I think we should talk about that for a little while it still looks pretty fun not that far just drop rush me you should know that my pants are starting to come down and I'm not wearing any other way so if you don't remember that maybe you won't remember this because you left but of course I remember a kiss I think about it all the time I can still hear the coconuts knocking together right I just didn't want to tell you because I didn't think you'd return my love and now that you you can't tell me you don't feel what I feel nobody can kiss I just I'm just a good kisser shut up I'm sorry gosh he's sorry I'm I'm obviously kidding alright I don't hear coconuts banging together no I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend kiss goodbye no okay Wow I mean I have no idea that's that was

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Length: 14min 43sec (883 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 13 2016