Tommy & Tubbo Go Russian... (Origins SMP)

hey today is the second vod of season two of the origins smp this was so much fun boys we are so close to three million subscribers on this channel so if you can please check the subscribe button and consider subscribing enjoy this video boys boys welcome back to the origins smp oh oh my goodness grab what the [ __ ] is this block i was last on field stream i got this [ __ ] thing that just lets me do do that to my eye [ __ ] waggle my eye oh hello i'm gonna use this to no no no no no hello how do i kill it how do i kill it how do i kill it oh mate this is okay no no no no we walked to my home holy [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] rod of eyes i've got me this is like some terrarius [ __ ] i've done at my house to lick a little bit if this is my basement of boo boo stanton's full base of operation i made out of oh look at your children where are they these days i haven't seen them in a little while what so this is my home this is let me carry my comfort moss what is it what is a boy without let's just get some [ __ ] in the chest we've got i've got some things on my agenda i want to make this bridge a little bit nicer i want it guys i want to be an electrician how i need to train i don't i don't no oh my god my life is so damn hard all i do all i do is have heart what and the stacking oh god oh i haven't installed the new mods yet why is turbo flying guys guys guys why is turbo flying nice blue eyes you got there to vote okay phew oh my god i walk back why has one of my children hung themselves get down from there hector you idiot no no no no no no that's not good no that's counterintuitive wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no head to get down from there let me through this why am i why do i zoom now oh what the [ __ ] oh pog is that wait is that it that could just be any old chicken that's been you know has decided what is that is that is that my header i have to i have heter and i have the unknown weight please tell me it's not hey pal my child has hung itself uh holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you do no no no they did do not blame me on this on me as a father no wait who did this oh phil wait do you want me to free him hello no no no no i need to get up there no don't come out don't why can you fly because i'm cool you're not a girl why can't you let him go and i don't i i act oh actually i want to make a platform under him out of right he doesn't take four damage he's a chicken he'll just float down no turbo he's still young or she no no they're not fully grown as a parent i would know what are you doing at that chicken tub my chicken killed itself but wrong no don't free it don't free it toby don't worry he's just hanging out because that's [Music] you know what he's gonna say bring it on and you're gonna [ __ ] die i'm not gonna die to this little [ __ ] give it back [Music] i do not like this thinging i wanna okay first thing gentlemen i hope you're all well i need to save my child i can go up there and bro i don't know don't this is like when another parent von's in volunteers to change that i don't want you to toby okay i'll just go up there and chill with him you're gonna chill with my child that's no rape no you know what i can do this better than you ascend don't think you can i think we're about the same speed not the same speed i wouldn't argue i'm faster yeah but see the thing is i can punch you off and like oh don't do that i'll catch the po yeah i can actually just get up here immediately okay i'm up here with him are you here hello heather now question for you why did you do this to yourself please answer me i don't think you can answer it's a chicken gobble gobble don't don't gobble gobble at my child that's a turkey [Music] yeah why why have you done this you can come back that he took fall damage wait do you not take what is your origin are you my shins are why did you do that what did i do it's only fair oh my god remember i swear to god thank you for the retribution okay let me just get my can everyone just a big fan yeah guys guys i need a little space to breathe hey tell me i'm thinking about dropping out of college you really should it's such a waste of time wait no don't elaborate please well i mean like bearing in mind the the audience of wh elaborated wasn't that right wasn't there a survey that was done where it was employees that pick experience over qualification and they always always picked experience over qualification yes yeah wait should i really drop out of college every job ever i mean you're so close to being done now there's no [ __ ] point you doing it but like this isn't you're already you're already too deep in the wrong decision buddy you've already made your mistakes can i have the news please just the what i don't think that's what it is but okay let me give it to you anyway thank you thank you hello young one oh dude you know asked him up here where did he just hit you i don't know it's kind of mean i just want to hang out i just want to hang out without getting hello hector nice funny because you're tiny i kind of want to toby how what other things can you do um i can also kill myself on demand you can do it do that please no because i haven't died yet bro i'm doing really well do you have weight how do you how do you do that on demand uh i press this button and then my body implodes and i die could you implode for me king i'm not going to implode for you explode for me king please please no okay i'll turn around while you implore it no you're gonna look you're gonna lie i won't person i don't just implode for any old john doe what is it john doe it's a name they give someone who's found and they don't know who they are okay well al listen you don't have to employ with me now if it's if it's far too soon no i don't okay listen you you implode when you're getting away what does dinner have to do with your your suicide i like to be wined and dined before i [ __ ] implode makes sense where did it go oh there he is it goes so fast why not know what your powers will be utilized some of the some other day to bow all right yeah may i'll be honest with you boys i'm insecure but the problem is i know what for no way oh you're insecure too oh my god i'm insecure too oh my gosh i'm like my dad or potentially adopted father fills a minecraft and and will will the clever ghost boy said i need to make a course for it i need to make a jumpy course and one of the reasons i wanted to come up here was maybe i could make my how could i be more like an elytra because i can grow wings if i try my god you should make it like you should make it like total wipeout can you help me be the judges okay well first let's rescue my child why don't we make it in one of those new big caves oh well okay wait did you see the big hole over there toby should we make it down there can we get my child out over the river the chicken doesn't take fall damage tommy i think he's better at it than you are why is it sorry okay it's really really weird because you kind of are a chicken you have the same i'm not a chicken i'm not i'm i i did not pick the [ __ ] origin what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] don't hate the game hate the play no no no no i am not the [ __ ] origin filter minecraft it's not the elytra and i'm the [ __ ] no no no no no no there's not super superman batman and the car oh yes oh my god wait what are you looking at i'm gonna make you implode no no it obvi it has a clear crevice oh sorry give me why does it have the last priority to me this is my confidence look okay look this is heter phil said that minecraft mobs don't really have a gender so you know currently it's whatever true they just like breed with whoever the hell they want where did it go don't have to stop hugging yourself oh my god this is a weird habit of your son are you sure he's okay he's [ __ ] he's not like the other sons x you know i look you know i love the old town road toby you love me you know i love the old town road we're so similar can you press the implode button just for that i'm pleading the fifth on this conversation what does that mean with whatever the hell that is because he's an adult he's not allowed to join in if wilbur was here he'd tell us off he would go guys guys guys it's just a little weird you know what is it i wasn't expecting that i'm just trying to deal with my son who keeps my [ __ ] that keeps killing itself it's too cold you should really get that checked out actually i i keep trying i get it can't even go a bit no just walk up the mound heads up hector is beautiful it doesn't work on diagonal block jumps why do you just float and spout useless information like you you're like navi right now you're probably like nabbing a game can you download it can you start going hey listen on yourself listen around being like you want to know something you don't care about here you go sneak how do we get rid of the b-boy [ __ ] paper clip in words oh my god my little paper clip hey i noticed you're replacing blocks you notice you haven't crafted in a while do you want to know how hey when it's getting dark stop floating and start stopping i just wanna okay you know what hector you're you're so you're so damn problematic i'm just gonna tie you up to this and leave you with the staff but okay anyhow parenting 101 i know i've got sick of it now i've lost you to this and let it leave you here to starve boys got sick of my child can we talk and make this bridge over here i want to make this but sneak are you doing anything because i don't want to have him intruded on you i was working on my my tree skyscraper but i've been doing that for a while so okay i want to make this i'm thinking guys you know i'm no builder i'm more of a hirer i'm more i'm more of the jeff bezos and you are all the underpaid amazon employees does that make sense oh really i i i think you have the most money here so i do i think so you don't have to but you made nine million dollars off your merchandise and that's true and that's true spreading lies ten million dollars off of dollars something yeah the the ukulele was made out of plywood stripped from the homes of underpaid workers that's what i'm telling you that's a bad guy really but listen okay me and me and the b boy will be the bezos can you lot can you oh my god wait can i be can i breathe yeah yeah you could be my little zuck i don't think you guys really want to be any of this my little zook he codes and then he manipulates yeah it's just how i don't wait where the [ __ ] is this moss come on don't forget don't forget wait where's my mouse where's my boss it's right here behind you you're so dumb and spells info to the government no pass me my dude don't play don't place another boy's mouth we can actually do i'll place whichever boys want to vote if you're do you need moss no no there is only one muscle that's my go come on guys i want to build this bridge at my house rambu and sneak can you no no no talk about you're the zuckerberg you don't build you you you tell people how to give me the how many blocks they've got and also what they're going to name their next wait wait uh no blocks we're not gonna name them okay you're the they're going to build it for us we're going to direct how they build it because our time is too our time is too worthwhile ramboo rampu dearest i'm gonna pay you eight percent in profits minus eight percent if you can take this and start building my bridge we'll get some more materials for you we're gonna teach you how to get the materials look at this rambo sapling we place the sapling unless we need it for our own personal gain in which case we destroy it hey pal have you been watching anything interesting lately that is related to an advert get away i'm just going to go build music i already bought a chair i don't need a second one hey pal please leave me alone would you like us supplies no i don't i don't i need anything i'm i'm good hey pal peters hey pal please just leave me just leave me alone pow hey i i noticed you haven't been using my scene much recently okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go build the bridge uh hey pal i don't even know where you picked up your prescription i have a prescription i'm just gonna keep on i'm just gonna keep what about the penis trouble hey pal zuckerberg has informed me of your penis trouble i can hire some workers to fix that advertising firm now knows about your penis trouble i'm we're just saying you can supply penis fixing pills penis fixing pills keep building that bridge keep working for me it will fix your penis hey hey pal would you like to join my pyramid scheme i could mean you go to vc pc1 for just one moment [Music] now listen to me zuck i'm just okay no no no no i'm not your pal i'm your i'm your comrade hey bird hey comrade i've been reading animal farm so i want you to come i'm a rad oh god comrade turn around i'm back here come red tommy don't do the accent you're gonna upset people okay one i've hit my sub goal can i just stab you okay i'm gonna set a new sub goal right what should it be because i'm trying to get my subs back up you decide come rad oh would it be too much to put on a russian accent and swear in russian right now would that be two okay that could be the sub goal that could be the sub goal me and you will go russian for five whole minutes we're gonna upset one of those things which we're gonna do we're gonna get cancelled but only in russia trust me trust me russian twit will be so yeah yeah it'll be fine i think yeah turbo russia has more pressing concerns is what someone might change yeah she very much does russia has a lot of nuclear progress yeah russia yeah yeah so don't don't worry and here's what we'll do me and you and the entire twitch chat i've got this habit of talking to my cat in russia me you and the entire twitch chat will go russian for a hard five minutes and then and then we'll we were 16k subs anyhow perfect no no but not yet listen b i think you're no no no no no you listen here we make money that's what i'm trying okay is we get them to build a bridge for us we pay them but less but i want you i want no no no no they are part of our commune we do not pay them that makes sense communist zuckerberg i i okay here's what we do we get them to build our bridge you know we don't have to pay wow me and your friend mushrooms shrimps i've got shrooms i want true mushrooms okay use this to enforce your will upon the commune almost good what i think we do is is we get them to build our little bridge and then me and you we go and work on my assault course because then we can up my skills we speak to the fox boy over there but you be my you be my people you be my people yes yes yes comrade i will be boy for you thanks comrade [Music] uh well but we need to get them to build our bridge what should the bridge be just so we know the blueprints because you know we don't have time to build yes we should build this bridge like we build our nuclear reactors yes and how is that i heard there's a doe no no no no perhaps the biggest nuclear disaster it isn't no no no no no okay we go back we go now we go now oh funny hello oh long time no see hey pal it's been a tommy can i can i get a loan you want to get a loan with me i want this bridge to be built but unfortunately i don't have the time i can invoice you once you've done it but if you wouldn't mind building it in the similar theme with cobblestone walls and oak logs along the floor would that be possible we will pay you now you'll be paid well as you know you'll be paid in shares of the company that doesn't exist well that kind of doesn't sound good yeah stop talking like you just freshly got kicked in the nuts i may not have testicles but i can still sell your data is that a required part of selling i don't care do you want to do you want to do the work or not rambu on you why are you okay okay tell me they don't want to do the work okay okay it's falling through it's great it's greatly fallen okay we'll just we'll do this one ourselves no i'm done i'm done for work okay we'll help you yeah you do that work and you do it well and then you answer this survey what is this accent this is my normal voice as you have the receipt loves you do i have the receipt i always keep my receipts so then i can avoid tax everything's a business expense i had a child it was everything's a business expense you think we pay taxes we don't do that [Music] you bless you now do you have time to answer this quick service is anyone looking to be a an unpaid laborer for me hear me out hear me out you'll be paid in exposure [Music] i do need my instagram followers i'm listening you get those followers champ especially on instagram which is a subsidiary of facebook yeah yeah we we love instagram followers we love instagram we are [ __ ] with [ __ ] twitter do you have time to answer we love instagram we have your family fill out the seminar hey hey if the advertising firms you know they have their ways somehow well we get this i was hoping you would actually get all the oak wood for me rambu but you know i i see i just want guys do i just really want to chew [ __ ] today i'm really you know i just i keep putting my jumper in my mouth they're just chewing it like oh mate i'm degrading i'm reverse pubing i'm going backwards through puberty man i'm getting younger what wait no hear me out i just want to chew [ __ ] man i'm just so like i just have to do with puberty when your teeth grow out when your teeth grow out that's cool i need to go to the pube you guys didn't suck your thumb when you were 14 uh well i just oh it's not anxiety chad i don't chew cause i'm anxious i chew because i'm powerful it appears you died would you be willing to purchase some more equipment our insurance can pay for that as long as you fill out these eight forms it looks like your insurance has been declined to sign up with a new insurance plan attorney behind you comes with medical insurance quick surveys to take don't want a survey you don't want to survey oh my god steve never now one of one of my only rules of life a lot along with you know stabbing all men all men on site it's not never and i and i mean ever break the fourth wall are you doing that right now [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no i need to get i need to stab myself guys i gotta go i gotta reset hard i gotta make some calls there guys tea out for a second hey dude is not really a communist bee i will [ __ ] kill your family all right so don't cross me comrade you have exposed me oh my god what i've been reading the book animal farm and it's really it's really rubbed off on me in turbo don't spoil it though i'm currently napoleon's just gone [ __ ] up everywhere he was also in sixth grade no i no dude well do you want to know how i read it is because i hadn't been doing much reading and i got some books at the station but i hadn't read them and i was in a call with will and he was like you gotta read animal farm and i was like i don't want to he went no you must and he made us all closed tf2 steve were you in the car no rambu and he made us all we were mid tf2 games we were mid tf2 game and he closed it all and we sat and read all three chapters of animal farm and then he said you have to buy it before the new ep comes out otherwise i'm not talking to you so but honestly i'm really into it so you know it's really inspired me to become a communist of mice considering you're talking about communism i don't think it's about animals that much really because we're all happy oh it's super about it we're all origins what if it was called origins farm hmm just like minecraft servers are all about just placing the blocks i mean that's why we're here oh you know what's think what did i just say what did i just say one more family can we just put you in the void i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm reading some subs uh joel trump thank you for the prime um aliases i'm curious if you could pronounce my name i won that um ten pound hey man should we can we get a mod on the media shares for a second tommy and turbo can say caroline is not thank you uh hey man should we get do you like want to approve some of the media [ __ ] don't stare at my crotch why does he just float [Music] thanks mods if you guys just coerce in mod chat who's who's on them we've got some coming through tonight and you know i'm feeling media shares this evening hey can we get some primes if you hit subscribe and prime i haven't you know in recent times i had an mcc stream where i only asked for them only like eight times as opposed to my usual 20. can we just get some primes dare i ask for a moment twitch chat if i look to my right can i can you all just check the the sub button and if it is there will you press it if it says free prime or tier one you know if you want it i'd appreciate it greatly you know that's my little that's my little ask or you can save your money because you know mid-november i know maybe maybe maybe something cool's coming out you know maybe something tommy related that you don't want to miss is coming out maybe you put 30 dollars oh my god never mind that we've got so many problems holy [ __ ] uh faith lemon envy the karami uh canonically chronically snail book dragon holy [ __ ] we don't have money our kings at kings i just fell it's okay you know what that's totally fine and you're not valued any less in the in the democratic in the democratic tommy unit twitch chat if you don't have a prime so don't you worry merch it's not merged guys it's just clothing that's mine that you can wear and it's [ __ ] awesome watch this look at that big testicle mark oh my i never had never b-boy go up [Music] navi thank you for the 10 gifted subs holy [ __ ] i bought the dream team's merch oh mate just dude just thirty dollars inside that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying man i'm not you know i'm not i'm not a bad guy confirm you know before christmas you know mate you know you might just keep an eye when i go live maybe you'll see it maybe just guys trying to get a virus on my computer he's dming me weird just just characters is it the survey that's i don't know different language that's just russian i cannot believe i tried to toss you this copper again and you walked away this second i did it fine fine give it to me no i mean you know what i tried twice and you just don't like i'm just forgettable you don't see my gifts and you don't want them clearly okay oh know your mind like i know my own camera understood did you sing that over the exact same time as me did you know thank you comrade it's okay comrade have you considered comrade is that it have you considered no considered what is sorry guys we'll put it in the public chat sorry meantime msg look oh i know what that is you're back home my pack isn't that is that a pokemon pokemon my pack what evolution is that i don't think so why is that guys i was meant to be oh i was meant to be hiring people to build do you think jeff bezos builds his own walls no yeah and yeah and yet i'm here building my own walls yeah it's because you're not bald it's because you're rambu i swear i will razor my head off if that's what it takes to get the authority do it do it don't do it i'm telling you not to do it it's terrible i have no races but it's my worst experience worst experience i've ever done oh mate look at this [ __ ] home man this is [ __ ] awesome [ __ ] you get way get out my little crevice king [Music] look at him just he's i've been waiting so long what no that's funny he can go invisible when he crouches [Laughter] wow bundy was poked to death in a sweet berry bush while free stuff what the [ __ ] an essay was just written in chat yeah no it appears you like berries here is the knife guys i was crouched under one of the like oh my god outside of the house and just watched all of you chase it oh my [ __ ] why is everyone you're in my intimate space right now everyone and i request you stop um you asked me to be here no refrain from smacking me i'm small and frail kind of deserved at that point for being short though so i didn't do anything why oh my god this is the guy doing the smacks i know i know somebody sent me an image or a gift about somebody smushing blue putty the other day and they tagged me and said rambu when he sees sneak but can you just come to you know vc email for a second yeah hey tuba bud you know you're one of my best friends yeah yeah you're always gonna be one of my best friends yeah but why did you just send me this image um well uh someone sent it to me and said do with this what you will and i and that's fine why would that be best in my hand yeah but um um um hello yes is this pause um it it it it it it it it makes me think that i i i'm a penis your penis i'm penis powerful people i'm peter i'm powerful penis pee pee pee i'm pee pee pee i'm pp [Laughter] where is he going where are you going where is he going where'd he go please hello no go into the go into his house i'll close the door the bridge i heard you shout go into his house i'll close the door yet hold on no no no no no trust me this is going to be awesome all right oh go into your house dummy go into your house tommy [Music] [Laughter] [Music] why is shaking like that though holy hey speak steve tap it up don't okay have you got any cash to throw it oh my gosh hold on you could measure that on the richter scale oh yeah oh yeah oh my god keep it coming keep it coming [Music] you broke the four no no i can't oh god well that's it i'm gonna go gonna go get rid of me oh there goes your family and why would you do that why did you kill him oh yeah why would you why would you kill him i love that the guy constantly committing violence on me is questioning why violence was committed when you talk sneak it sounds like italian amendment it sounds like when you talk it's in italics what does that mean i love how that when when tuba would say he'd go i love how the guy talks like that i love how he killed me and you go ahead does anyone is anyone catching my drift right now because i i know exactly what i mean can you just say say i think sneak talks like bold italics it's boulder talent yeah yeah it is it is can you just say again that sentence you just said i i love how the guy that questions me anymore it's it is it is aggressive italics with a full stop at the end yeah no it's boulder palace it is bold aggressive it is dude i came into your stream earlier today and you were like getting you you were having a go at a chatter that would advertise your stream link and i have never been more afraid of a streamer i was like i did i do i never want to piss off sneak because he was good if he wanted to okay can you just complain about something sneaky oh dude what do you want me to complain about oh god oh god that's oh well you know what we'll just wait we'll just wait until now you know what pisses me off actually i have a great one and this is gonna be great because there's british people in here you know what you know what is amazing to me people you guys call whipped cream squirty cream [Music] for not calling it squirty cream i don't call it squirty you just it's what the [ __ ] is squirty cream that's so weird you do watch that squirts whipped cream i see you i swear to god i'm gonna i'm gonna kiss you on the lips you [ __ ] what you're [ __ ] better i'm looking forward to it actually i'm gonna give you a little kiss on my lips and then and then i'm gonna leave like this oh he's gone and there he goes and there he goes [Music] on the lipstick that was the most italics conversation i have ever heard in my life wait did you see that yeah yeah there's a one in 225 percent like chance of that happening congratulations why did i just give birth to so many you're the kind i gave birth once it really hurts wait i'm just gonna let them live okay what do i need my bridge is done my home is full okay shut up i can't sleep in my oh my [ __ ] okay this could be the guest room where you sleep i i need i i okay can we just take another show my house please i mean i guess i need i need to find a place to stay no no i i need to make i need to make a bedroom because it can't be in my home let me show you let me show you i can't just go up like you king come on boys get out of the bucket get out of the composter boys to be in no it's nice in here we should i should probably i like the bucket toby should we not make that into i need to make my assault course i need to at least start it okay let's make it in that hole up there can i show you my house yeah of course of course king this hole here is my house come down this hole you can just float down okay oh we float together yeah we're floating always let me welcome to my hand yeah oh what sorry that's a lot of meat whoa this is these are empty bro what this is really is somebody's washing machine going off what's going on this is really nice i'm spinning how do i get out okay it's just a bucket activity oh you have to float back up well that's going to be a great problem for me you can use water i like that you have the nectar pot here where you see it yeah it's because when i stand next to the flowers it gives me permanent regeneration and saturation can you take my water bucket and then at the top place are you stuck this is like a portal too wait no we're good totally huh this is like a portal two level can you go up and place it yeah yeah oh my god should we make like a course where two origins can use their abilities to help each other complete the course yeah that sounds awesome wait wait oh what keep that's okay what i want to do listen i don't tell this to everyone else because i get a little scared about it can you can you go up to the great the grand hole with me what's the grand hole oh mate we should do a pull two stream that'd be so anyway sorry can you place them yeah we should do oh [ __ ] i'm a bee i can't [ __ ] swim as a [ __ ] i i find it easy to swim in liquid that's so cool bro thank you king can i have my my bucket of wet back yeah yeah yeah you have that wet you [ __ ] i'm getting up rambo keeps following us oh long boys i'm one of them don't pay tax what come with me dude sorry stop following us come over look come up here come up here one i need a place to sleep because i can't sleep and i feel like when we get in a big group we all stop doing things and god no toby toby if we're gonna be the biz no we just walk on you just do your classic you know november dream smps [ __ ] walking around in a circle i mean no offense but i can do that when you're live okay well don't don't blame this on me look here's what i want to do look come up here i want to make my life i'm really slow i gotta flow i'm sorry i wanna i wanna i wanna walk down here look i know i wanna be i wanna is a fat crow look look at my fat cracked about look at me what i want to do is this gigantic i'm trying no i'm so aware i want to make dude i want to make this my assault course okay and i want to make it i want to make it my assault course where sorry where i want to i want to become how to be an enlightened and i need to for next time when phil's on he can teach me and then the second thing i would need to do is make probably up there a little bedroom where i can sleep yeah listen don't tell anyone this but my current endeavor if i'm going to be the bazaars and i'm going to you know before before this whole world change i was a little i was a little entrepreneurial little [ __ ] [ __ ] chicken yeah yeah i i even started my little company but it didn't he didn't go he didn't go anywhere toby right because i don't i [ __ ] have the oomph so i need i need to become an ally and i'm going to do that i'm going to train with that sir so please do that yes yes but i need to [ __ ] train for it so if you wouldn't mind if you okay tell me what does the elytra boy do to practice that we could make in a course because one thing i should do is to practice my accuracy so look so look if we make a poll here let's make totems i think we make the terms like this and let's make it so where's the furthest like the hardest point to jump probably here let's make a poem i need to make a practice arena right yeah this is like proper look oh [ __ ] okay can i make that can i okay this is and i need your help toby to make the assault course can you try and make it you oh mate okay yeah but you can [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] no way okay so toby toby look at me what i need to do right i need i need to can you help me because you're the only person on the server that can get it i need to make i need to make an assortment because the more i practice this the more i'm going to be [ __ ] i'm going to have the accuracy that i need but listen listen listen but just listen to me for a second the more i make this right the more i can sorry i cut you off there the more i can [ __ ] be better i think we make it coming out that wall there so we make it coming out the wall i need an assault course then i'm also going to need mental gymnastics i need to be like phil man i need to grow we'll make our vlogs like this this is going to be my [ __ ] oh i don't have logs okay i'm going to i'm dude i'm going to play okay for the assault course i'm going to play the [ __ ] wind waker training music i'm so in tune with them okay are you ready okay you make the course for me you make the course i'm going to try and do it yeah i'm making the course now okay i need some more logs if that's okay okay okay come here come here oh [ __ ] i've got to do this i've got if i'm if i'm going to be if you didn't know so i'm going to have to bear with you do you want to hang after this i didn't know sorry yes 100 okay look okay look boys boys if i'm gonna be the next phil's of minecraft if i'm gonna survive five years and then immediately you know get married with my only fear in the world being mumbo jumbo this is what i gotta do right so scared of mumbo jumbo yeah cause he's the only man who can steal his wife okay look okay you ready ah okay okay i hit it this is high this is exciting wait where are you going [Music] okay look i need to land this first jump tube yeah well phil's going to be my mega coach you can be my sub coach yeah but i can fly phil khan and i can also yeah phil can fly that's the whole point of phil is he can fly really really well um i mean oh yeah he glides though lighting is falling with style have you ever seen a toy story um one sec sorry i just got an important message tremendous to larry we just entertain the stream for a second yes [Music] you might entertain the stream i mean will you talk to the twitch chat for a second oh hello um how are you have you guys seen new world twitch chat it's this new mmo that came out i've been playing quite a lot of it recently it's pretty [ __ ] badass um i'm yeah yeah you can do like wars and [ __ ] uh that was pretty fun um well other cool games i played recently played some cs go which was fun uh um what else have i played i played some minecraft as well you know the run of the mill minecraft the new one i've really been endeavoring into the minute is new world which has been pretty cool it's like i don't know how to describe it it's like an mmo but like [ __ ] magic and wars okay i'm back i'm back that's not can we play new world by the way i've watched a bit of your stream earlier playing yes we can oh my god you gotta join my server though okay tom okay look tom oh wait actually tom dude [ __ ] what is this what is this a vlog okay what am i um ah don't show me i don't want to relive that moment um oh come on it wasn't that bad it's quite funny okay okay well you weren't the one that was in pain physically okay come on just coach me coach me the pain was good the pain was good was good okay um okay well oh okay so i got do you see that you see okay i'm fully getting it okay let's let's [ __ ] reset i'm gonna make i'm gonna make some like tell me where i need to get to dude if i wanna be phil i've gotta do this this is the physical gymnastics some like obstacles that you have to go around okay okay a long long time oh this is quite how can i make this job um i could make it but i don't know if my glides different to yours ah dude i'm doing so good yeah yeah come on chat motivation chat come on come on don't just put the word slap [Music] that's prime twitch chat right there where do i go from here how am i gonna i can't get to that surely i i thought that was very possible no no i'm gonna i'm gonna fall on the gravel i think [Music] i think we need a middle pole i think i need a middle pole or maybe maybe one to the side i need a nub there i need a nub there look okay where i wasn't finished making no no go back i wasn't finished making the obstacle yet boss man please chat please chat chat dare i ask for primes right now oh wait really really yeah okay okay to the test is it can you put like a bit of red wool where a checkpoint is because this is quite there is no checkpoint ah well i have to go back to the beginning yeah back to the beginning all or nothing it's like geometry dash mate can it wait can i just check i can do this yeah yeah this is a makeable thing it's a neo i know it's not it's not makeable mate it is okay you [ __ ] this is all this is really fun man it's like dead ass like that ass dude what am i missing dead ass [Music] which is dead possum dead ass okay i've got the first jump much more nailed now oh dream oh dream you're so good at mattress oh man i needed this right now oh dream you couldn't be i'll wear your smiles why are you so mattress has very many discord kittens can someone make taunt but it's just you're always asking am i all right i actually know what was it there's a taunt in there you're always asking if i mattress okay okay you ready yeah this is actually quite difficult dude look at this guy oh an obstacle uh yeah that's an unplanned obstacle though don't tell me that coach okay okay [Music] [Music] hello tommy yeah you've ruined our lovely cave what lovely cave this lovely big cave thing we had well i need to train king okay what where are you ghost boy i'm i'm everywhere and nowhere ah okay ghost boy i just i dude i [ __ ] i i've got to be a little bit better i'll be on tomorrow i need to be like phil minecraft you can i believe in you hey you can do it okay can i have some motor he left oh mate that's not even [ __ ] possible that is possible actually i don't think it is no it is keep trying i can't try you're in the way [Music] [Music] i need more wood planks please you'll get wood planks when you fix this damn door hey what yeah yeah yeah did you know i'm the toby maguire of of the uh of the minecraft universe what the [ __ ] what can you that's good i'm only i've decided i'm only gonna reference toby maguire he's all i want in this world if i see him in the new spider-man i'm gonna [ __ ] piss and come over to your house tomorrow okay oh mate i've got the momentum [Music] no i'm doing it did you cheat [Music] no back to the start [Applause] i was if you were honest just then i was gonna let you keep going ah okay master so honesty is a traitor feels a minecraft i'd say so it's phil on phil can you come on origins please king king king king king king no i would never dm that phrase to fill the minecraft yeah and neither would i he'd probably defenestrate me hey hey don't you amy don't say what does okay okay wait i'm gonna play yeah yeah this is good training music actually wait wait actually wait oh wait i've got some training music oh god [Music] oh for [ __ ] sake yeah you saw us [Music] i cheated but that's okay no it's not oh foxy you said honesty you said honesty yeah what's phil saying i'm watching squid game with crystal oh i'm watching a mr beast video with my wife [ __ ] quick game is just it basically is a mr beast video did you see the [ __ ] where he gets 100 players in his [ __ ] room and only makes them eat mr beast burger it's cursed yeah i was like holy [ __ ] have you subscribed to mr beast when they say no he shoots their family it's like yeah god what i wouldn't do to have my family shot by mr beast oh that was a that was a weird thing to say oh it wasn't yeah it was mr b said i'll put you in a video but i have to shoot your family i go anything for you james donaldson viewer of the of the impulsive podcast friend of mike maljik [Music] [Music] i [ __ ] hate i [ __ ] you're doing well i like mr beast yeah yeah yeah me too my favorite thing was when he gave homeless people money and made them film and filmed oh okay yes yes oh sorry mister this is pretty good you know he gives money to charity and i'm placing down the final jump right and only mentally abuses some people final gym okay dude this [ __ ] jumpman this [ __ ] jump man this [ __ ] jump [Music] patient patience is my dick [ __ ] um i don't want to read into that one no don't don't tell me to keep calm chat you're chat splaining again nearly oh my god tell me why this is worth it what do i even do i even want to be do i even want to be the next bills of minecraft dude i don't deserve a wife i treat her too damn well what stop telling me to chill out chad i won't make me chill out i'll make me chill up don't you mean heat up no oh mate the high quality version of this just started playing you are all [Music] you're making real good progress though come on all you've got to do is finish this course admittedly the last jump on the course is the hardest and it is possible because i did it yeah i swear to god if jack manifold joins now and starts saying admittedly another [ __ ] like that i literally gonna i'm gonna end it all and by that i mean exit the game [Music] oh my god sorry that's my sickness [Music] oh bo i didn't see you rated thank you so much what's kak it means sex in russian sex sex will get me through this oh i hit the pole calm down for the women don't just say the word women that comes with activity right i need to i need to check my my instagram dms hey be careful wait [Music] creepers dying oh okay all right i've thought about i thought about all the uh or the all the kittens okay we're fine never that upset me i'm sorry i'm sorry i've spent over eight thousand pounds on discord nitro this month holy [ __ ] i know i know what that's what they said that's diabolical and then you know they sent they sent me the phil pog champ emote and it was all worth it oh you know what you already know i need to adjust this jump there's no point if you're just gonna struggle and trip up on this jump every time you're never gonna actually learn because you're not gonna be able to finish the course i know the music's loud chat it's representing my brain right about now i like my music loud i like my soda code what what what what what lyrics you know i do i spontaneously burst into song when you say songs to lyrics [Music] okay what i need oh wait i made the jump one blocking right let me think about all the happy thoughts about phil tell me feel happy things that can make me be more like him they're sleepy boys he's great he's a role model to us all he makes us all feel comfortable i want to do that turbo come on get wholesome with me [Music] he's one of the best man to ever live he's brave who are you talking about phil oh how would i be like him [Music] keep going yeah say nice things about phil um he's got a nice haircut [Music] really yeah [Music] oh oh you're approaching the hardest jump of the course [Music] phil can you please say more nice things about phil um i like his accent more about his personality than just his physical features he is very friendly he's very friendly i could be very friendly what else um he he's lovely he waved at me at the train station why do you pick the most obscure okay i could be like everything i can be like phil i can be like phil i can be i could be the most loved man in the community i could be the one everyone wants to be i can be an inspiration to all okay do i go through the gap right through the gap oh unlucky minecraft absolutely [ __ ] him [ __ ] that stupid [ __ ] blonde where is the nearest leash i want to tie it around my throat where is it [Music] hello hi jack are you in your new house now no i'm moving soon though well you've only got like what like tomorrow no no scott's moving tomorrow i'm not moving tomorrow why not because i haven't got all my stuff sorted yet oh i wanted to see the new manifold gap turbo i've had mindfulness you had mindfulness you just engaged in some mindfulness he meditated for a bit i meditate i shut my eyes and i thought about what if we got rid of jack manifold and all the other jack manifolds in the world i thought for a moment no because then you would be down lots of useful people and that's when i realized that's when i realized that's what i can do if i'm phil yeah what i figured it out toby it's not about the jumps it's about the way you look it's not about the jumps themselves what are you doing it's about keeping your head high literally because you if your crown falls you miss the jump you have to keep your head high up because of that the momentum carries you forward look watch this i don't look at where i'm going to land i trust the fact that i'm going to land there do you understand me it's not about looking down if i look down toby i'm more likely to fall if i keep my head high and i know when i've stopped it's about being gracious it's a crown up okay it's about keeping my crown up king chapman i fold it's not about looking down it's about keeping it high that's okay i fail i failed just down but that's okay toby that's okay [Music] why is rambu just been stood staring at us for 20 minutes it's just how he rose okay he just screamed from the kitchen yes yes i can do that so he's doing something this is the type of guy that screams from the kitchen [Music] when turbo gets a couple stellar out to ours in [Music] what do you him by that please go deeper into that one i want to i want to understand that's youtuber it's good that you don't know it's about let's put it that way you're doing well by staying away from the stellar because it turns some people into a different type of guy guys i don't suck i'm trying my best personally i'm on the perones this evening not the stellar i don't wish to get violent don't do a hitting jack it's not good don't do anything unless it's self-defense sometimes i do hit people in self-defense or just offense i do lots of self offense [Music] just implies that you're trying to upset yourself self-offense that is yeah i go you so i'm not sure i can do this toby back to the stock i think i need phil you don't you got this dude you've got literally you are on the last two jumps oh i found it i'm gonna do one last try toby i reckon i can do it all right well that ended very swiftly well jack it's because you don't float like we do no but i'm on fire in it so i'm cool yeah but like look at this bozo he's training to do what are you training for by the way you're just training what's the point why is peppa trying to kick you're a bee i just want to remind you again that you're a bee chat i need motivation right now ow i hurt my legs uh-huh that happens to people with small penises why would that why would those two things coincide at all well no i just wanted to insult your penis size i i i gathered and you're wrong for that toby yeah go on even i made that jump i don't even float oh yeah that's because it's gonna be jack shut up and the final jump you've done level one of eight congrats what there's more well yeah i just haven't built the others yet i've done it all of the levels no no level one it is technically all the levels right now turbo you can't deny it right now he did all the levels [Music] this was needed [Music] really did it for you bubble boy i have i have i will be not will be i didn't i didn't say will be okay don't leave it i won't i did it [Music] you made him poison though he's having a moment don't poison him in his moment do you really do you really need [Music] [Applause] for the viewers this is a lot better to me i'm just hearing you awkwardly cry what viewers manifold i don't know of a fourth wall no fourth wall here you just broke it by saying that no i was referring to the one at the walls over there and i'm gonna play chill animal crossing themes i deserve this [Music] he deserves lo-fi that's tick-tock all right that means i can do the next thing with phil that i've just done it also good message thank you who i think it was probably for me does she not do you know i'm nikki [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] tell her jack message her the acronym k wait no no i don't think i won multiple acronyms all of them very bad and that's why i stopped at k messenger in all lowercase k they're an acronym for okay see see i stopped at the right time i knew i know what i meant oh mate okay that's off my bucket list today can you make me a house you have a daily bucket list usually they're like a life long because i get that much [ __ ] done baby this will be where i make my barracks yeah well at least you have a barracks thank you thank you bobby look toby i'm gonna make it like this bobby it's gonna go up excuse me excuse me i'm gonna have ladders here and it's gonna go out a little bit god look at me go dude i'm [ __ ] mumbo mumbo umboing and you see this [ __ ] he builds him he builds cool all right tubber you're really you're right look at me mumbo umbo i think it's fair to compare why is it with you and and and penises today toby what what he keep boggles me you need to get knob off the brain it's bad for you i need another x i'm going to have to make it out of stone can you help help me instead of just standing there i don't know why i just built that you can do some heavy lifting on your own that's fair that's fair let's play a new world oh not now you can't have oh yeah oh actually no i have college in the morning well i don't but oh he has college in the morning you actually yeah whoa can you not go tomorrow so you can i have a [ __ ] dude i haven't told you this because you don't hang out but i've yeah i've got it i've organized it with my tutor that i can go in less so yeah yeah you don't have it tomorrow it's sort of optional this is awesome don't go in tomorrow please okay play new world with me okay well no i want to edit mine i want to edit my what's it called the month in the life of tom simon's video okay wait can you what has the last month's been like any event pretty [ __ ] cool honestly it's been like like 11 because i have a call then no no i'm gonna do it i'm doing it for most of the days before we move on to what he's been doing this month oh my god give us your full schedule please don't worry co inside you've already [Music] how do i place my bed uh oh [ __ ] i wanted it to be like this floating bed what did you want oh you wanted it to be oh yeah oh my god toby dudes dude oh there we go yeah i did it right i'll do it party you know what you know what i was i wasn't and and then i and then after turbo as he explained to me about his eight million dollar merch deal and how much you know he lost in tax afterwards i went you know what i might just [Music] how much did you lose in tax i still it's not the end of the tax year yet so i haven't oh my god you [ __ ] nerd you [ __ ] nerd government for giving you cheaper cheaper tax bills is the one percent guys eat tubbo is the rich hey mods can we get some media shares going in this is a really lovely this is all of a sudden guys let you know what the vibes here they just got good night they just got good very cool i'm announcing you're really good it's rich i'm announcing it now guys there's some smiles in the little chat i'm tasty no no no no no how dare you [Music] don't kill me i haven't died yet on this server i will kill you if you keep hitting me if you keep me if you keep me right no no guys labour's pogba's that's not even let's even joke about that jokes don't make jokes about things yes excellent advice [ __ ] ever if you make jokes you're worse than i can't figure out who you were trying to say afterwards you'll have to say russian guy no oh russian guy versus ostrich try not to laugh level theresa may not yet oh no it's the other margaret margaret thatcher of all people yeah guys she had feelings too says no guys what do we think about her feelings is a little disrespectful though like to vote yeah she was disrespectful when she ruined the coal mining industry and ruined the north yeah all right she ruined my life i don't care okay never mind you see he's seen the truth never mind i'm looking at doggy being you know hot no not hot loud they're the same thing i'm very difficult to distinguish anyway continue defending margaret thatcher i just think it's a rude way to talk about the dead i agree but in this scenario i don't oh sleep with me no no actually don't actually don't don't no no no no no no i wasn't i really wasn't anticipating god you've just you've just wow did you know i went to google headquarters a little while ago guys and they have nap pods there how cool is that dude you want to see me go in with him he wouldn't do you want to see the best screenshot of all time that i took a photo of i i'm not even sure if this is under some google nda but i'm gonna show it because it's so important you can't just go i'm not sure if this is under nda but [ __ ] it i mean if you haven't signed an indie demo right no i mean i have but you know but [ __ ] it boys boys boys you can't show the google hq watch me guys look at this and when i say [ __ ] i mean [ __ ] i mean guys this is me guys this is me in front of the google urinal and you know it's a google here because it has the google sign above it and i have never been more [ __ ] enthralled they just gotta pin it up there so when the employees are pissing they remember who they're there are they remember who they're pissing for but that you're in goes back into our blood baby to make sure everyone yeah yeah look at that look at that i pissed in that and google that's a nice looking the eyes of google and i i like guys that is my hand in fact just because i wanted to make sure you all knew now now youtube chris don't attack me no as a jack manifold variant youtube chris is fine have we told everyone about the jack okay guys no basically basically guys you know loki how they have variants there are some people in my life who would i honestly i'm one of them there are some people in my life who at jack manifold very this looks really nice isn't it i've done a [ __ ] solid job on this [ __ ] i just let scappy scream at me as we all should as we all should he has a lot of things he needs to say yeah and john manifold has a lot of gemini variants and all of them wear rings and jacks collect big rust is one um youtube chris is one uh and jack must collect a ring from all of them similar to tihanas and once he has i've got one ring from a jet manifold variant and i'm planning on getting more he needs one from big rust and he needs one let me go find some coal actually can we go coal mining hey guys tubo is a margaret thatcher supporter wouldn't like us to go coal mining but me and you jack from the north i suggest he was very big against the coal mining industry because he hates northerners but we're gonna go let's go coal mining well well turbo sits and says guys it's it's what think about margaret thatcher's feelings guys think about how this affects the stock of waitrose sorry taboo so how many times have you stepped foot in a waitrose and why is it more than zero i've never been in a waitress oh no actually that's not true me and tommy went to a waitress no i no no no no no no no no no it's because it's insane so it's like also yeah you've been to the same pancreas waitrose which for the viewers can i just give the context garages on the motorway no okay can i yeah because okay let me just give a backstory to all my viewers basically uh hmm how can i do this best without really understanding politics you know trump remember that orange dude it was like basically you know how in america you have the wrong in parties and the writing parties the tory party is the wrong and they're basically all and remember i have no knowledge of politics so whatever i say could be completely disproved but that from my naive understanding that should not be taken be taken with so many pinches of salt um the the tories are basically the ones that are more about themselves and then other people are more about i think i think the name because guys how ridiculous i'm currently there are 87 000 people listening to a 17 year old describe his limited knowledge of politics like this the system is [ __ ] the more depressing it becomes but like how that's so bad that the internet is this way that's what it's come to and then the i i think i think i think the idea of more socialist ones which i think is labor more i don't know but it's about caring about people you've never met i think but you must remember i i don't know um yeah the the the tory ones are the one that wilbur doesn't like so i am i think therefore he doesn't like it when you don't like it either yeah yeah so basically but turbo likes them and turbo also likes his money but if you could given he could vote really oh mate oh [ __ ] that's really bad even i could though i'd probably do research yeah we wouldn't i just follow what wilbur says the stories are going to make him pay less taxes but yeah basically that's it so and then there's posture shops that why did i just [ __ ] mansplain this joke to the chat like they can't just google what i thought sorry about that i'm getting very excited to edit my best off you know because it's why when it comes to well i said llama that cuts you [ __ ] way to make that about you to beau i was about to give a very me orientated that was like that said i need to make one of those oh my god i'm this is when you're in a call with a bunch of streamers they're not like oh that's cool they're all like oh you've reminded me about my thing its own yeah but that's because they stop i just see if this was my chat anyway anyway dude i've just lost all my things i uh yeah no i've started work yeah yeah i started working my best no i haven't started work sorry but i'm very excited too and whenever it hits like december 24th to 20 oh [ __ ] wait where are my things actually oh [ __ ] i could do with some help i i can't go outside i'm currently tunneling over okay okay bow burn them that's funny i haven't watched inside yet so i don't get it it's kind of just like this man sat there he sings some quirky songs and he's sad what was he sad for because you're over it let's see that's what i was getting at but like i thought that's a little insensitive you guys suck so much you suck you guys watch inside and we're like why can't he just get wait my mouse where i really need my mouse wait okay wait chad can you guys because it's gonna despawn because it's on a server yeah it's something at this point the chunks are loaded it's going to be spawned the same as the vanilla world like what wait could you know where it is yeah like what life like what lol in that cave yeah i don't know where da cave all right okay it's time to put my mod this is quite pressing because this guy really watches his own boards again yeah that's good okay that means no one's in the chunk that's good oh well no because i could be in the chunk can you not can you log out then because i really want my moss all right yeah i can i'm going to play new world don't know don't keep staying on the server just like i just wanted he literally just told me yeah but temporarily mate there's no in between why are you being annoying on purpose because i want to be able to sweat it looks good it's first why are you being annoyed that's like your entire thing hypocrite people find me annoying at first guys have all the places to be the joke i do not work very well as the butt i should be the head i thought we already just [Applause] [Music] did you say you were the boobs of the joke i'm the boobs of the joke okay so i'm more to the left although i'm sometimes comfortable with being the butt of the joke i prefer to describe it as the ass yes of the joke that's [ __ ] oh i see you did that today [Music] because that's where the poo comes from okay okay shut the [ __ ] up anyway no i'm very because i spend like [ __ ] uh like four days sat inside alone editing when my best office comes out and i'm very excited to do that again this year dude i think the best of 2021's got all the mod videos in it it's like mate oh wait that's going to be so funny in it you get the [ __ ] ostrich [ __ ] like how strike it at the neck [Music] right even turbo the south park enjoyer finds the ostrich bits funny i really like south park i ordered some big things yeah yeah i i agreed to it naughty words are funny sorry guys i just can't laugh at a joke unless it offends several million of people a million of people i didn't mean to say it like that i made myself i didn't enjoy south by that much turbo it was just naughty words that's not true you actively got upset when i kept watching the episodes without you yeah but that's because i was you know that's because you were bonding i was a bonding exercise southwark's just good i don't know how to describe it i don't know what i like about it i just like i don't know i like how it takes the piss out of current affairs what are your current affairs tubber currently what's going on with tobo i am sick and my throat hurts it's my guys i've actually lost my things this is like [ __ ] yeah they probably do spawn by now it's been like three tell me that please help me i can't i can't go [Applause] [Music] oh outside i think it was up there i'm gonna hit child child go up it was very funny it wasn't as funny as i'm getting definitely to find this dude [ __ ] annoy me i'm sorry but okay so it was along this like edge here yeah yeah okay [Music] i think like a hard right what do i go towards no [Music] i go up here [Music] i think it's got to be around here i think i went this way [Music] right yeah i think it goes towards the oh wait which hill was it the left or the right one [Music] all right yeah so that's the one cave i went in [Music] okay good good not anyway i went through here i'm back out here that's where i am right now come on come on quick quick up [Music] about this cave and up here what's up here [Music] [Music] oh my god let's [ __ ] go park should i actually that gen that requires tommy pogchamps in the chat holy [ __ ] man haters will say haters doubted me haters doubted me and here we are yeah all right i got my stuff hello hello what were you talking about he was asking me about the tories again more seriously this time no i was asking about how when you vote it's like voting for like how are you jet manifold no no don't wait did you say the tories are the lesser of two evils no i didn't i said when you vote like there's no there's like no good choices why don't you become a politician tomorrow because i don't know enough google create create tub net the you should party the tub net company to being a political party no because it's going really well implied imply dude toby i would vote for you think of the influence you'd have room for mayor of bogna if you that would be such a good video i became the mayor of bogna and no one cared if you don't do it i'm stealing it now i'm gonna go down to bungari does mansfield have a mayor yes is it public that you're from mansfield still right yeah because you've said you're all the same places tom come start come start guys have you seen the new comm stop video where he plays with the bridge but i'm moving soon anyway so it doesn't matter yeah i have seen that one very play today oh really well let me show you gonna be able to hang out well i can i just won't be able to do it you jacked manifold pads are you still going to be up in nottingham as often uh probably not as often he's a lot more relaxed now wouldn't it like we could just sort of talk about where like i remember when i used to be really hesitant about saying i'm from nottingham so it's quite nice just being able to be like yeah anyways i'm gone but yeah i'm moving probably towards the edges of the month end of the month okay oh that'll be well exciting hey do you wanna know what's a really weird phenomenon at the moment that's happened in nottingham what's that i'm gonna okay i'm gonna tell i'm gonna tell everyone about this not just youtube busters no they don't have weird okay anyway dude the nightingale city transport is the best [ __ ] thing of all time there's like from my house to town there is like five applicable buses like it's sick anyway the trams are kind of packed and that makes i'm not yeah they have tram dude they have trams in america trams are poggers trams are pretty good i just don't like how ram they are ram the drum okay basically so the weirdest phenomenon is right because i've obviously when i go in brighton or london or everywhere i usually get recognized by people that sort of look like my age group right so you you know you don't know what i mean right you [ __ ] you know but um what is weird is because i've been in nottingham like i've got recognized so many times in nottingham by like so many different people and when you know people tell me that they [ __ ] tell that you know you'd like i think people have like told their mum about it or put it on their snapchat story or whatever it means that now in nottingham like every demographic will like i get recognized by almost anyone because it's sort of known that i'm from nottingham and it's really weird because now when i'm in town just like anyone will come up to me because it's so weird nottingham's the city i live in chat but it's proper like oh so now i really don't know who's going to recognize me in nightmare it's quite weird it's really unsettling it's like you know in the spiderman no way home trailer i resonate with spiderman on so many things and that's just one of them yeah no there's an evil news man who every day goes tommy [ __ ] what tom simons is tommy in it tom simons is tommy in it and he's a menace he's a menace he's a menace to society it was a weird instagram story i didn't quite understand and it told me to turn the volume up so i didn't then it told me to roll down in the d did you roll down in the deep no because my brain went numb and i called it mental freeze oh wait he gets it what your brain went numb too much i put that [ __ ] in slow motion shut up you [ __ ] you [ __ ] bog nut [ __ ] hey you [ __ ] no i can't say that what are you gonna say are you gonna say okay he's gonna say what [Music] that's funny i actually wasn't going to say anything bad i just like to say that i can't say that because that everyone was like what was he going to say were you going to say a word that you only say off stream he's probably thinking terrible things you're going to say one of those words you only ever say off stream i'm pretty sure i've said every word i said no no you haven't that's what you tell them i'm so tired and sick i just don't understand your jokes anymore i think we all know oh oh you're saying that i'm offensive i'm i'm not saying it i'm just saying you do watch southpaw you do watch south park and you do quote it a lot i don't listen to this funny bad word i heard and then you dm this i can't even i can't even let one of the characters in the chat toby why don't you go to bed mate if you're sick no i'm eating chilling up okay well that was my effort to be a good friend and i failed so go to go back to thinking about bad things i'm still stuck on the ground i'm [ __ ] lost as well jack manifold king no i'm not lost i know where i am i just can't leave oh mate jack speaking of this do you ever want to just chew [ __ ] sometimes i've been in a really i just want to chew everything today properly i mean like like if i'm going to fiddle with something i don't know how to fold fiddles with things when he gets handsy when he gets a couple stellars in him and decides he understands his dignity and worth it and gets handsy down the pub take these nuts toby come on with fidget spinners and that and you picked up on it before i did such as a funny word you asked us if you're getting handsy jet manifold well i don't mean it like that you you really you really twisted my words into something you do some twisting as well when you're handsy [ __ ] you toby stop it don't call now come on now man that's not i don't sound like that you're just saying [ __ ] that you see you're not even united come on no i'm right yeah you're never in the wrong i'm never in the wrong [Music] thank you in the chat whoever just said hello mr big dick man you know just says things sometimes no no no he's let's be honest jack he was talking to you king oh we do have a bit of fun here on this channel we do have a little bit of foot we have a little bit of pg-13 fun on here um we have a little bit of pg-13 fun you know sometimes we like to censor our jokes but some days we just don't some days we just say what we're thinking in our little long times i sit down and i think if i was if i was to be reviewed by peggy i'd be 15 rated i'd be 15 related i would do do the uh the among the sus accent jack because i like than family guy no no do you do the uh the the spinning of cool no no the string of [ __ ] accent oh that one i don't even remember how i did it it was like a doctor octopus this is a doctor octopus is very cool i like him a lot and you know is my kids they love the uh the what is he called the red man from what is your name vector you like what is your name name's him stop pyrocynically me what do you mean that's why you you just say the joke you know what you know you know damn well the joke back to him but louder and laugh at the end no no it's not say the joke back to him it's it's like it's call out the [ __ ] what you do jack is you break the fourth wall and i [ __ ] won't have that ever i hate bro this is a thing chat i'm gonna i'm gonna break the fourth wall no if you die if you break the fourth wall right when i acknowledge that you guys are watching and we are in a discord call he hates it oh because it ruins my immersion [Music] don't break the fourth wall ever come on i personally love breaking the fourth wall i'm like deadpool but more handsome [ __ ] gonna race round i'm gonna race round i'm gonna rage round oh yeah right shroud doesn't even like me though nah sure charlotte doesn't like us playing you yes but he doesn't like it no he does he does he does he does he does she really raises around we just gotta rate him enough times until he likes us but he doesn't reply to any of my dms even the one where you told him the crows were coming no he replied to that one and then none other oh wait he replied to that one yeah he just put a ruffle which is like the most trouble such a higher level than me he's never okay we'll raid nikki we'll read nicky boys thank you all very very very nice live on a roll thank you all very much for watching dude this is a really lovely little stream wasn't it i i really like it i'm gonna go live more and just do this vibe this is like perfect you know what i might this might have gone down as one of my perfect i was like a bit like do i want to stream tonight and this was just perfect that's what i wanted man so thank you very very much for watching uh twitch chatting you know view even if even if you're viewing in silence or on the vods channel thank you thank you very much uh i'm gonna end up now i'm gonna host uh nikki on our alt um thank you all very much for watching that was absolutely lovely uh the origin [ __ ] is gonna get even cooler so please if you did enjoy turn on the little notification bell uh this was really really lovely um and i'll see you all later yeah i'll be back soon i think uh now college is getting a little bit easier uh i plan to i want to go live a little bit longer uh and do some more chill segments but i just i just love hanging out with friends at the moment man it's so nice to do it live with all you lot man i really appreciate it anyway thank you all so much for watching uh i need to wear off this this coca-cola i had because i have to sleep soon so i'm gonna go do some more editing uh i'll catch you all later yeah goodnight everyone have a good one i'll see you all later good night [Music]

Channel: TommyVODS

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Id: kMHOQHbfwxg

Length: 100min 36sec (6036 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 04 2021