Tiiiiiirrrrreeeees - Pilot Episode

are you hiring women to have a seminar or you having a seminar cause you're hiring women I'm having a sexual harassment seminar because we are hiring more women what are women get hired for to work we're here yeah what work okay that's what we should focus on I think is getting work yeah it doesn't change the fact that sexual harassment trainings happening I've got branch managers from different locations coming someone sexually harass no no no not wound it was a temp it was Mike Mike her had to be Mike I've never even seen him work just touching people the question of who has sexually harassed is relevant because a lot of David okay if we're talking sexual harassment is cows goatee that thing looks like it's about to rape everyone in here I think this is a good look keep shape you're so in a bubble of harassment that you walk around you hit nuts you didn't nuts as what do I get I don't like it but it's not harassment you say come a lot you can't talk come here any more no more talk could calm where's this [ __ ] Russia when you walked over here I was talking about last night's comes mean this girl both she was on top seminar I call seminar I pulled out and she still come it was like a girl she was coming after you pull it yeah I pulled out she was still got hit with the electric boogie she's not on the pill no we were both Christians both calmed the same time really oh maybe she lied great story Shane I'm glad you orgasms hard oh well hey sexual harassment training today no peg nice tits Jesus Christ - bud - seminar i seminar her sheep eggs she made fun of my tits what we are looking at here is all four breaks all four yes for state inspection you would need you would need all four of them that's what God I well I wasn't expecting that price um actually you know what you you looking at familiar are you uh are you from around here actually am i this section my dad's shop oh it's your dad's shop yeah so you have a little bit of power here oh come on oh well let me flex it before you can't tell it the shirt doesn't fit me quite right because the sleeves come down too far on my elbows but there is a muscle under it it's it will guides on the phone he said you get you got you forgot to make your bed this morning she go back to the shop he's just i gotta flex a little power sometimes well we got phone call from your mom said she's tired of watching all those socks there's a lot of hard socks I do so back to back to this like there maybe take that kind of cut that will your mom just called your [ __ ] socks clogged the dryer and start a fire back in your parents house she okay so obviously I love her she is not interested in you at all okay yo case hurts I'm sorry I don't want to be a [ __ ] yeah sucks it's all Venn diagram that would exist of her actually wanting to have sex with me and also wanting a discount and there's an overlap I promise you there's never that overlap every time every strip club and who I've been like that's the overlap I'm in the overlap you're not in the overlap when's the last time you got laid it's not irrelevant dude you don't just go from zero to that chick what you need to do is go to [ __ ] Wendy's across the street find someone that eats fast food a lot try to [ __ ] finger a whole conversation about my my body are you talking about your [ __ ] body outside of like people being like holy [ __ ] did you see that weird dude that works it's job nobody likes you nobody like you nobody likes you this is what you need to do you need to go to the bathroom jerk off okay people do it all the time Nihao jerks off constantly hear what the victimless crime the bathroom eats cleaned any residual ejaculate out of them okay to do that peggle love that [ __ ] okay a pig my pop writer Gogh jerk-off no it'll help Jean hey hey so uh good news you are going to be ready by for today seriously that means like the world oh nice that's so so can I just leaving it all I'll come back sure four o'clock you know if you want to come back you know earlier you know force good force good you know just let me get the brakes off what's this shot your penis now your penis is it look really do you know she's trying to take advantage of me it's [ __ ] up that's alright he's excited so anyway I went out there and I I flex that muscle and I told her hey you've got to get this car done for her because you know she's great it's nice thanks he might get late he's never thought that he might get laid before well I'm just gonna get my stuff that's a nice coat thank you yeah very chic he wears a [ __ ] sleep apnea mask she's not gonna [ __ ] him whatever he's got a little cold for the afternoon I have [ __ ] a lot of guys with sleep at meanest yeah of course you [ __ ] have a zero for by now hey yo that girl is [ __ ] hot sir [ __ ] me what's that no nothing um I gotta go to the bathroom [Applause] we're the other two brake pads wait I don't know what there was for brake pads here now there's to stop making that face of me I'm reading up on where are my brake pads rare enough I've seen the past said a million times you know what I would do if I were you I pray to Saint Anthony please help us come around there's a [ __ ] goateed [ __ ] talking to me you don't even want him to have a change you wanna know where they are where up your button around the corner I didn't lose the brake pads but I'm glad they're gone you won all Trump on me now I didn't lose them but if they did go missing it's probably for the best and even if I did do it it was well he's gonna win again I don't vote I actually have to take a [ __ ] you don't want him to unbelievable un-fuckin'-believable what are you doing in there dude a pooping by your feet face of [ __ ] I'm peeing seen you I know what you're doing in there dude see you're sexually harassing me I'm not I'm just trying to have a casual pee and you're gonna bust in you're having it going you're gonna [ __ ] bust in here dude I'm gonna tell everyone dude no please stop doing you I'm blowing on you while you're jerking off stop blowing on me it's soup now you're gay it's not how it works Shh a sexual harassment is a topic that's very important to discuss yeah the question is it sexual harassment if you just jerked off in the shop bathroom right before this meeting just now did you just beat oh no he's just being uh did I didn't trick off in the bathroom so full stop why are we here what the [ __ ] is this this is a sexual harassment training seminar is it over no it's not over so the rest it wasn't his fault there's a hot chick trying to get a good discount I told him to go jerk off and then come back and talk to her oh she's trying to take advantage of him yo I see her earlier she's hot as [ __ ] so go to the bathroom beat off get it out your head come on discount everybody does so we came down here to here buddy beating off in the bathroom but seems stupid no my penis got touched but I was in a toilet I was peeing with the direction hey it's for where's your bathroom I I'm [ __ ] warning you again so much I really if you clean it here for one second oh sure hey Cal is it ready no tell me there are brakes on this car there are two brakes on this car well she did the other two brakes I don't know they are yeah what I don't know did you hit the brake you hit the brakes on this car I didn't have the brakes did you pray to Saint Anthony when you were looking no I didn't pray to say anything I could do a problem you screwed me I am an actual shot with this girl and you want to get your [ __ ] dumb face involved in it oh I'm gonna ruin things have you forced me basically masturbate you publicize it out burn all my megaphone dude you had no [ __ ] chance you had no chance I was trying to help you this [ __ ] was gonna be embarrassing you were gonna give her this [ __ ] for free she was just gonna walk all over you you had no shot will you tell him did you just ask her all right no that's miss excuse me was there any chance you were gonna go on a date with this guy uh he is a little weird at first but yeah I I was okay I'll go I'm gonna get the brake pedals before you bring I'm sorry I can't believe you didn't check back here cow Moos my spot

Channel: tyres

Views: 210,411

Rating: 4.9291115 out of 5

Keywords: Shane, Gillis, SHATNATION, Matt, Secret, Podcast, Chris, OConnor, Comedy, philly, steve, gerben, gerbies, contact, ocontact, gerbs, mckeever, samesies, delco, proper, mccusker, peggy, oleary, philly court, pilot, brian six, pyronie, dossier, lemaire, tim butterly, mike rainey, julie stackhouse, tiss, iron potato, high maintenance

Id: O5b9ox8dv9Q

Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/failure_most_of_all]

That snuck-in, "We're both Christians," line was hilarious.

[u/OG_Bill_Brasky]

I hope the guy on the couch is always at the shop getting his vehicle worked on.

[u/[deleted]]

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

[u/Genovas-1]

I would definitely watch more of this!

[u/bkconn]

yeah that was pretty good. It gets better as it goes along and then the ending was actually not entirely expected.

[u/SaturatedIncense]

As someone who’s worked at a tire shop, this is amazing

[u/rolfsaurusrex]

That was pretty damn great. But no more episodes?

[u/nicksatdown]

This is great.

[u/Slab_Rockbone]

That was really funny! Like a crude blue collar Office! I hope they make more.