Twisted System: Philly Court Season 1, Episode 1

all right all right why are you wearing bathroom because I spilled a hot dog on my regular Road all right I'm proud of it all right what do we got [Music] well your honor last week me and Matt here we're on our way to a sick-ass party stop your honor something was at shanem Ali's house she throws some of the sickest parties they're pretty sick shut up dude I was bringing some sick-ass twisted tees all right matt said they were gay I did not state they were gay Your Honor I stated they were for girls it's girl drink what happened we get to the party we're both crushing it so I want to do a backflip off the balcony in the Shannons pool your honor and I know I need six twisted x' in my system to get it I need a twisted system very smart and then I look out and I see Matt stealing some of my twisted objection Your Honor I was sharing it with a hot chick and I was pretending to sip it but not let it go down my throat objection she was not hot she was hot fair to Midland now I'm down to five T's you were not good enough to do it I was little enough to do the trick I wasn't letting enough to land it did you do the flip or know I go up crowds ready so I went for it and I ended up smashing a dog missed the pool entirely and landed and this was not a small dog what type of dog was it they tell the dog it was a Beethoven dog your honor that's a lot to clean up first off party's over and I had some force coming down on this thing stuff came out of its mouth broke its back and it's prints looked like if somebody had a Beethoven dog rug alright today I'm what happened my arms were pretty badly broken and as you can see both my tits were shattered okay now I have trouble with doing the socket to people I don't think he could have done the back flip Your Honor I could have stuck it he can hardly do a somersault you've seen me stick it so if we brought out six twisted T's right now could you do a back flip absolutely no doubt in my mind yeah all right bring him out you just made a big mistake Your Honor may I approach the tease nice that's one your honor Oh baby [Music] sixty-five [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yeah did it you got it man so what do I win uh you don't win anything don't worry they're now hidden with a socket dude you said it just sucks oh you suck it [Music]

Channel: Chuckler Comedy

Views: 208,344

Rating: 4.9522877 out of 5

Keywords: funny, funny video, chuckler, world's dumbest, comedy, hilarious, lol, laugh, fail, win, stupid, idiot, amazing, comedian, standup comedy, stand-up comedy, standup, stand-up, philly, eagles, philadelphia

Id: 3dYWnIoyb-g

Length: 3min 0sec (180 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 27 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/MashedPotatoJK]

Long Hair Matt definitely needs a resurgence. And more Wood man in stuff. Butterly and Rainey destroy in Philly Court too.

[u/McTilt]

Your honor... May I approach the teas

[u/userlamegayken]

'both my tits were shattered'

[u/Stankynutts]

They are in a few so is the wood man

[u/PuffsPlusArmada]

The flow was simply immaculate on young Matthew.

[u/nemo1080]

Keever rules

[u/This-Sea6560]

YOU'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE YOUR HONOR

[u/joejoe1118]

Philly Court Rulez!

[u/krthompson87]

Long hair Matt is doper Matt