THIS GRANNY F*&%$£@ SUCKS | Granny #2

welcome back meeting you we're going at it okay toe to toe boy against old farty bean welcome back to my granny's house this is smells like underwear and piss but we're going to try and escape this time because you guys have hooked me slightly in the comments people were saying a bunch of very very useful things because I know nothing about this game and this game is been out for a while so everybody else knows a whole lot more about it which is that there's basically only two endings you I think you can go out the front door or you can use the car to escape so all this other stuff that I was trying to do the shotgun is apparently not that good because the crossbow has infinite ammo if you just pick up the darts again and then also stuff like the picture things like that it just gives you an extra day so a lot of this [ __ ] is pointless so I'm just going to go around and do the things that I kind of know how to do and also apparently things spawn randomly each and every time I said last time it was nice that it didn't spawn randomly because that made the game way better but apparently it does that's where the screwdriver is okay so apparently this game is even more [ __ ] than I thought Kerra battery excuse me there is a package delivery for me brandy better not kill me don't die don't die don't die don't die no date or date or day I'm soul of [ __ ] okay so I'll have a car battery but I'm gonna have to drop this somewhere which is gonna be a pain in the ass whoo cutting players okay camera batteries in there now is it broken Oh God does she actually hear that I don't know where she is here she is okay I'm going downstairs meet a part of a shotgun haha [ __ ] granny I'm in my hidey hole you can't get me so the thing I need the screw is the screwdriver for is right here okay I don't know what that'll get me but I'm very excited about it balls can I have a weapon key spark folk it's useful for the care but I want the weapon key to get the crossbow you can get the crossbow I didn't get granny out of my face for two minutes and consistently for two minutes at that as well if that means that I can just keep hitting her with the dart over and over again I just have to keep remember to pick it up okay the car was out here right yes yes a spark plug here we go okie dokie see an engine part and a battery and gasoline oh I know what the point that was but okay oh holy [ __ ] mothballs I did not hear her at all let's turn up the game Jesus Christ to scare the crap out of me oh what a hairy vagina hey the doors locked now this same [ __ ] I like oh you're in the room I granny knows you're in the room cuz she [ __ ] locked you in here and then all of a sudden she's like if she comes into the room she's like haha bunk what do you want from me you just want to keep me knocked out forever [ __ ] I can't go she's right there move granny move I know you got old lady balls but dragging along please okay and I think you ever get the crossbow I can hit the screwdriver thing down right hey that's shiny shiny man's over there how's she doing you knocking [ __ ] down you put no 2-billion bear traps okay well I'm to play hide and seek no I [ __ ] don't well I guess I do this since that's all we're doing okay I don't know what that did but I can't get the gasoline okay the pliers are magnetized to the wall right now thank God they can stay there you care about her oh wait this is gasoline and you care key oh [ __ ] wait can I could I just do that can I put her in there and burn her alive I don't know all right I didn't check to see if the [ __ ] melon was back in the bathtub go god oh god oh god okay all right moving on and he's knocking move out into this side of the house ooh that's soon ooh I need a hammer ooh my head under this if I have to no Jim part well what are you doing here oh Jesus ready to come out of oh my god it's gonna crap out of me again oh god I'm never gonna finish this game Jesus at least now I know what I'm looking for so Cara parts and basically stuff to get me out of the main door you look the same so I was like okay what does the picture do okay what does this thing do what's that thing - what does the meat do my safe in here that's gonna break isn't it oh god oh god don't no don't don't get in here go away please oh your baseball bat smells like scum all right I need a special key now for this God dang it or that I leaved a special key somebody some happens in such quick succession that I make out guard where am I well I can't jump so I'm gonna have to get hit me this Oh God just give me the weapon key this game is almost worth just restarting over and over again to see what random assortment of [ __ ] you get that's the special key god damn it where did I leave it there all right what was behind this again I completely forget oh yeah spider comes out of there what how is it a plate okay I think I need to get the meat and put it on the plate but the meats in the kitchen that's gonna be a pain in the ass get back there Oh cuz she's hitting that box [Music] not here you see if I can get across here okay [ __ ] this is big red button do cool I got a wrench this game is the [ __ ] worst so that ends of the yard cutting it push my shoulders off anything just makes noise I haven't been outside yet I haven't gone out toward the guillotine is the griot teen alright so take the day all I need are the things for the main door right winch handy what the [ __ ] do I need a winch handle for [ __ ] melons just right here it's super handy what's in it play house key isn't that you oh man [ __ ] sucks Oh started making all that noise Oh winch handle goes in there well okay she's coming out right there that's good this is a great place to come out and then go back down underneath I think she went back here no she [ __ ] didn't [ __ ] hate this I hate this I hate you granny suck I should but there are more bear traps you know you can never have enough so they just make more noise did I just make more noise what made the noise what do they do they last say you know I [ __ ] walk like Popeye I really hope this isn't a case of me having missed some items like what right by something I just haven't seen it or like a key or something like that everyone's like Jack Jack come on are you why are you coming outside already how do you know step out here Oh God AI so annoying Randy look so loud you boy you probably should go check that out she's old under her old lady ears hear where I'm going what's in this [ __ ] thing please be something useful please be something useful the hammer okay all righty so glad I got this on the [ __ ] last day see I just end up knocking random [ __ ] over almost of a 14 foot wide ass just brushes up against everything wait I needed this to get oh [ __ ] yeah I just made a bunch of noise to me [Music] oh-oh-oh-oh have a plank can I use that to go across the cap okay I needed the hammer to take the board off the door as well [ __ ] hi gran BAM how's it going you didn't win a bingo this week well tough titties [ __ ] hey you gonna put on a bear trap hello there you go yeah [ __ ] off now these yet walk into her own bear traps snag her big old granny foot old bones are probably just dust by now so it's just go her foot would fall off but as soon as I go across this it's just gonna make noise [Music] just like that okay what do we do I need a hammer oh god the [ __ ] thing hit me what oh oh oh okay oh god my knees here granny's here Ronnie's here okay okay what was the point of that I'm shiny up there oh that's just upstairs I think wait I'm upstairs I'm as high up as I can go no I'm not desert spider is never mind I know I'm saying take the hammer okay cool oh my god wait what is that it's key okay oh [ __ ] it's all over it's all done it's over god [ __ ] damn it shucks boards off [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] okay okay had the hammer have the pliers she's right there I saw the baseball bat though giggle at me like a little girl I know you're not unless you're two tiny girls stacked into one wearing a granny costume I could believe that I need the hammer to go upstairs I also need the pliers though you have two [ __ ] hands boy use them I'm speedrunning the [ __ ] out of this right now now melon cool something inside this melon something inside everyone's melon it's not [ __ ] hard I'm not hiding god damn it ok let's see what's inside this melon I need these pliers anyway to go back up or the wire cutters whatever the [ __ ] special key is there and then the meat is out here funny I could stack things and then they can bring the ball with me right now everything is in a line down here I need to go downstairs to get something to go upstairs to get something to go downstairs to get somebody to go upstairs to do something Oh give me patience what's in this master key is that it did I just [ __ ] do it is this the last thing I need oh please just go outside go outside and nibble on the chunks of melon that are on the ground can I walk faster please I think this is it I think this is it I need a padlock key what a [ __ ] does the master key do then you [ __ ] serious I hate this game I hate this game a master key goes to a [ __ ] master thing door I'm gonna go up and give this spider some meat now my meat I'm gonna give him a different slice of meat this time I want to be [ __ ] fast about what I'm doing is that I getting killed by it again okay go go go go go go play house key oh [ __ ] my life in two pieces what does this go down to this [ __ ] room oh my god oh [ __ ] Oh big floppy titties whoa I haven't found a weapon key in either of these playthroughs so far and that's very bothering to me I mean these know the twisty boy is in here though he forgot about you oh [ __ ] you coulda had all sorts of Secrets damn it I forgot to check that last time okay let's at least knock you down to distract her back up and then let it at least go out and check within the [ __ ] well please be good please be good please be good please be good look an engine part let's see if I can do something I want to see if I can create her that so I put you in there but I burn you alive [ __ ] come on down come on down I want you to do it I want you to do it I want you here I want a murder this granny she coming Oh Lord she coming wait is she there she goes there she goes she didn't even go into the [ __ ] room she didn't even go into the room yes did that work oh my god are you burning alive right now are you sucking here I don't know if she's shaking her head like no no I'm not granny's now gone for about two minutes i i [ __ ] burned her alive i annihilated her and she's gone for two minutes how do we do anything iiiiii I don't know I don't know I have a cog ah the pliers is in the room with granny [ __ ] yeah okay sorry granny actually I'm not sorry not even a [ __ ] tiny bit then this boom okay I have two cogs I don't know how many I need but I'm gonna assume where the [ __ ] is the Playhouse key I can't remember where I got the Playhouse key [ __ ] Playhouse key was up with the spider isn't it if I go back up to the spider when you eat the meat again already just eat me okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay well I'm going to leave this episode of granny here because [ __ ] this game man I'll probably come back and give it an attempt again it's just oh the randomize Lutz pawns I hate it randomization in a game like this is like a huge pet peeve of mine so it's really triggering me right now but I'm like I know what I'm doing now I know what needs to be done I just can't find the items to do it so now that I'm kind of into it I'm like ah as much as some parts of it are pissing me off and still like wall I'm stupid enough for I want to beat it I want to get through it I want to figure out what the secret is but I'm have to leave this episode for here right now some run out of time but thank you guys so much for watching it if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and hey basil rope Shh thank you guys see you dudes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] tortured myself check

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: MMNf80_w3-c

Length: 19min 46sec (1186 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 05 2018