Finding Bigfoot With Markiplier

oh my god some of these look like creepypastas did we crash to get here no no no no no no I was driving I would never crash the sign is broken no come on man don't don't pin this on me that wasn't that made though should I pick up this meat yeah I already picked up some meat pick up some traps that's Bigfoot's vegetarian he's not but it's the thing the funny thing is he's absolutely the opposite of that he's like gee he's he's a mega carnival he loves me he shoves meat into him at every opportunity that guy or gal what could be a lady that's true it's not called big man no no no girl big footers could have big big things can be a woman too or a man or anybody in between you be the big God can you imagine if there was a monster called big space that's a creepy boss right that's huge like 20-foot face moving from behind free but that's working by very small legs oh my god that's so scary she's okay god this game put a big face in it no adorable too like before the flare gun scares them away right your gun will hurt him but not that much he's real tough wait so how do we kill him name yeah well you got to shoot him a lot we got to go get more bullets we got to go get more traps we got to get more supplies because we do not have enough to kill them right off the bat which is the weird thing okay I feel like we're very underprepared for this adventure yeah yeah welcome to Bigfoot okay follow me hey who's looking oh it's a deer I think we don't need to get its meat right now but you could shoot it if you want I feel like Bambi's okay for now dead okay thank you you're reading play this is a pacifist [Music] poor little face yeah well stop talking about things faces man you gotta learned ignore the face okay where's big ass then maybe what is a big [ __ ] look like giant deer who's like one of those Spaceballs you sit on the little rubber ones you bounce around but it's just your ass it's like it's like the episode of South Park this balls in the micro yeah apparently didn't even know that works the music kids listen to these days that might that might draw his attention oh I don't know about that I found little face yeah oh yeah well you know not much of a face left anymore now little skull that's my rap name Lil Sis goal yeah well you want to sling me a rap little skull my name is little skull and I'm really sad maybe because I don't have a dad he went out to get a pack of cigarettes so it left me really depressed oh Jesus Christ little skull bears okay yeah bar as far as the emotional bars trapping of its side you got to let go let's go man I'm harboring a lot of guilts why did you do something to your dad I'm gonna get sent to prison and then I'm gonna snitch on everybody oh okay alright sweet topical reference thank you the day's time Thank You Lyman you want to talk about politics next yeah absolutely please don't you okay so what I'm gonna do now is I'm actually going to go off whoa Fox Tom and got him no I hit a tree do some ways in your bullets we need them for big face you know you kind of and to kind of write about that I really hope that someone makes a creepypasta called big face and it's just huge [ __ ] face just keep an eye out for anything that looks like any building any sort of like human stuff because they keep an eye out for anything that looks like Bigfoot keep an eye out for anything big if you see big feet legs balls like anything peeking out if you see bad boy just shoot him dead yes for his big boy he's big boys out in the woods big hot if I was stalked in the wood boy do you know Frisch's big boy no we're just okay it's an American thing vs. big boy war [ __ ] christ Adam sorry I'm in frickin Christ go get the meat oh yeah what are some identifiers for when he shows up like when we here at the big feet well he yeah you're a lot of stomping usually your first indicator that he's showing up is either him caving your face in or me screaming okay hear me screaming or you see him approaching that's usually an indicator that he is on the way what if I scream what does that mean same thing he's probably right in front of you okay can he attack it at any moment and yeah literally any time oh yeah Oh Malcolm why I'm so skilled God get that [ __ ] happens over the years I can tell for the worse yeah oh all right so wolves actually are a thing this game I would hear I would hear wolves all the time and be like ah that's just ambience no and then I got attacked by a wolf Oh wolf fur then I had no ankles yeah exactly okay shelter to the shelter name I don't see a goddamn thing I found a clue big face legs is his standard drink just drink yeah well that's a good slogan for alcohol commercials just drink yeah men [ __ ] it's Friday 5:00 p.m. your life's going nowhere come on you know nine months sober that's long enough [Music] it's just medicine to make the outers go away yeah it's self medication come on come on live a little this is horrible by the way know what take this seriously yes please Jesus Christ this is delightful so far spooky game not so spooky well behind us he's right behind us he's right behind us wait what do you think okay all right okay I'm okay all right cool then hey he grabbed me with the big hands how do I hate how much about a quarter you're fine you're fine okay walk it off that's gone that was me shooting him in a big face yeah I missed a lot I did not do good there okay we got him next time he knows caves under pressure yeah he knows that we're wimpiest [ __ ] that we can play Cooper we're no threat at all that was horrifying yeah no he's not fun he's real unfun yeah he's the opposite of fun he's the fun take her away yeah he really is but great hand jobs man you cannot deny those hand jobs are like next-level yeah not like big face big faces got big face but a little mouth yeah no not fun no no [ __ ] potential difference goes great with the rapper lil dick though oh yeah of course he actually are people glad that we're back recording together again is this the content Jesus Christ yeah run away it's fine I hit him with some tracking bullets with dragon bullets okay you should be chasing no no why are you chasing I don't know all right this if we hit him with the dragon boat we know when he's gonna come for us again and we can lay out a trap ah so what's gonna happen is we lay out traps and then we cover him with leaves and when he charges you you walk him over the trap gotcha good trap how long does he say tracked for maybe like two minutes maybe two and a half wait Dick's okay game plan when he shows up should I be firing flares or should I try and avoid and shoot should I eat from now on we need to start trapping him okay because if we don't trap him we will not do nearly enough damage because we got to hit him with headshots to do bonus damage okay Frank I don't know if that's a thing yeah no it's still there for me he's up in the lake I like sitting in the middle ache I don't know what he's doing in the middle of the lake mm-hmm he just just sitting there twiddling his can I big dick his big thumbs in this big dick title of this video is big face big dick big ass no problem we're gonna go out nobody no one's gonna see this video ties immediately confirm a grand review ooh nice how many first aid kits you got I have three okay I'll take this quick I got it there's nothing else here just ring out of here just right well I mean there's always the strangest ring couldn't say forget your troubles this video is sponsored by Jack Daniels just drink okay this is not a good message man but hey it's like our audiences are growing up with us yeah and as as they grow up and lose the innocence of childhood I'd like to think if they can take a joke and I don't have to spell out that everything is sarcasm yeah that sarcasm that's what it is just drink and run away from home yeah exactly do you want to play this like serious to try to actually kill him yeah i'ma kick your legs out what do you think I'm gonna do three lights out then did you grab a night vision I told you to be my teacher if I didn't grab a knife business because of your lack of information then lights out you fool all right my lights on turn lights out how do we light out Oh lights off you said lights out like take your light now yeah what what does lights out mean in Ireland okay we don't say like okay kids time for bed lights out we just say go to [ __ ] to sleep all right well then turn your lights on or off just drink the three kids just straight up and drink yeah you got a toothache just dream it so what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna meet up this trap I'm gonna meet it up okay and then we're gonna step back from it do you know how to sit down a trap I have no idea how to do anything okay press Q take I have a trap in man okay put it on the ground anywhere anywhere now on it you can see like take place meat and mass yeah just basket don't place meat cuz when he comes at what if he goes for that trap with the meat on it but he comes for us instead got you're gonna see he's gonna run straight over and we're gonna make him run over okay I like it right big ass big dick but we got big brain we got big brain all day all day baby all day okay now now just if he actually comes here yeah the question how does he see trapped for like maybe three seconds good god this this game is impossible where the Frick is Bigfoot I have no idea he's having fun but something falls here yes he's just hiding behind it's like hey guys will you look at it alright I go I'm gonna go tinkle alright wait here okay just save my life I'll tee pose for to assert dominance cool good good good plan okay he better not show up right this second when we're doing this it's hard to find a soul mate I can be that I can be a [ __ ] is happening right I just give him big faces and words of encouragement to find a soul maketh the big bad world out there okay man I didn't work he's not here no no it didn't work alright you you want to just move on then sure alright cool grab your trap I'll grab mine I don't know why I didn't show up he usually does for me but he's not hungry on mask take me take all right moving on we're go to an unknown cave okay sounds good if he shows up right after we start moving up oh my god are you serious are you [ __ ] are you oh my god are you kidding me that's I swear to god this game hurts ten more seconds that [ __ ] sucks man okay I'm first ating all right I tracked that lot of good that's good second Dix what a [ __ ] I can't believe okay okay wait is he coming come lay down a trap lay down a trap okay try uh asket just okay basket he comes I'm gonna try to walk him right over here you come for me [ __ ] come on right he's okay he's in the mountain how's he doing that oh yeah oh Jesus Christ okay don't step on the trail be bait very dangerous oh no I might be scared lonely little survivor he something with my teeth my teeny hands and my tiny bones I hear well he's right below us oh [ __ ] he's coming okay get up get behind your trap summit me come on big teeth all right where is he pretty cousin another level what he's like down below us I think we might get some pot shot was he going he was a face it's done he's gone completely out you've got to be kidding me see him come on come on shoot now he's gone all right I'm taking my trip this is [ __ ] this guy is like I swear he could hear our mics or something yeah dude tactical shovel you love those me I love that's my thing oh he's here he's here he's good I'm laying our trap he's walking way to the right of us okay okay I'm laying out trap masky okay I'm ready this time he's walking down your skis Wyatt good where is he I'm gonna I'm gonna lead him to us where's your him all right okay oh he's going around he's going around he's got to the right where you going Rieger where you going buddy can I hit him you get him I don't know a tree got in my way any damage damn it what is this guy I can't see the Bigfoots - through the trees you know that good old thing that's the thing yeah wait I don't know he's being really bizarre I'm a timid trap of go there's stuff in the tent and I can't get to it open the tent what go in try it oh yeah so small you just go in the oh god how did you get in - 10 - 10 you have to keep knifing it there's a specia crap is this specifically left off for some reason oh why is it left Oh God monsters lair why would be that's something oh okay let me let me inspect dudes I don't know how to break this to you yeah but your ass is split in half no god no not again please sir may I have more ass that's the Oliver Twist prostitute edition yeah exactly please pimp kind of have more ass okay come on the branches funny funny jokes jokes jokes jokes cross that off the list joke okay done alright okay next on the list is pander to audience how do we do that alright hey guys wait wait no do the thing you do do the thing you do in the videos no you're not dying I don't listen listen he'll you're fine oh cool good great I put down the trap right here he came right through it and attacked me game is BS he knew we're at his monster lair and he tried to mess with us we did I didn't even get a tracking bullet off on a man that's okay my my dude my main man I don't think we're gonna kill this okay I'm gonna shoot you if you keep up with that attitude we need to hurry I'm sorry you know about PMA positive mental attitude yes I do you got it you gotta do it okay I've been such a bad boy just gonna be good dude it's okay just go to my store buy the merch oh yeah I've been so bad oh yeah are you doing I'm very I'm having a positive mental attitude I'm gonna do so oh I'll smack you with my floppy banana all right here's here's what we're gonna do all right oh we're gonna yes another markiplier planets looks like look listen shut up shut up too we're going to lay out meat traps tons of them okay hopefully the way to lay the traps I think the wolves don't come if they come there'll be more meat for the fire I hope they come I in fact I welcome it Oh Bigfoot I'm all scared and alone out here in the woods dude all this meat not no big face I'm dummy thick clothes for your big oh oh these woods my floppy banana oh god there's so much forest it's perverse if only you could get through the forest to find my thickness dummy think ass up in the club and I'd like to spread my cheeks and for your job for do my improv off the charts right now ya know your pops great my monetization it's just every word okay censor out ass and replace it with Jesus yeah if also lick seeing could you do that as well please Jesus and you have to talk arrays and talk about real estate in finance cuz those are the highest CPM topics friendship say it replace that that's the word yep I won't have a penis I want to put my friendship in your Jesus that's it that's the one that's I want to put my Jesus inside your [ __ ] no no no no wait listen you best circle back oh we got something what do we got wait what wait what we kill the Fox oh of course I use the meat to destroy the meat okay let me take my trip cool well this is working out this is going terribly this is about the worst dive ever BAM there's a fox eye it was loud in the game and then you were loud in discord and everything was loud I want to play the new zombie mode in pub G oh yeah I hear they up dish it's been so long since we played zombies I want it yeah we did the four of us that was super fun yeah yeah we should get the guys together again rustle up the gang let's rustle up the game the mystery van out just go [ __ ] some ghosts what the do and scooby-doo means I don't know about that Scooby Doo's just in the name of the dog no Scooby Doo you is his full name excuse me Scooby Doo's just a stage name Oh God who would name a dog scooby-doo you he wasn't he wasn't always a dog what you know about the deep lore of scooby-doo original creepypasta why man let your imagination run wild why I I don't make it up I just consumed alright okay man I I I guess alright cool and it said on the Internet in a video since fact so Scooby was like cursed a long time ago and that's why they're always out truck solve mysteries cuz it's trying to get to the bottom of this weird Curtis you're like oh he's just a regular dog in scooby-doo have you ever wondered why he's able to talk you know I guess I've never really considered it it is a little weird when you think about waiting for that final episode of scooby-doo where they finally pulled a mask off Scooby himself oh I was like Shaggy's dad all along that's that's messed up on like a lot of level dude I don't know if you know this I'm a very good storyteller I can't I'm enraptured I'm also trying to fill time because nothing is happening what if the game actually has like sound sensing like it picks up your mic Bigfoot Bigfoot Bigfoot Bigfoot you mentioned I don't know I figure you mentioned it before any show don't mention him again hey you know I miss Bigfoot I miss his face I miss his smell [Music] no I can't track him we go got him did I get him I don't know I got it okay I tracked him holy [ __ ] that's that is that is wild that's bananas him actually dying I'm laying on the ground it says I'm dying no I'll keep shooting them I got him listen here there you go now that was my last med kit so I am dying I have two left all right he's all guys oh is he coming back out of my mouth traps man I got traps I got traps he's coming he's coming please him yeah thirty to forty percent of them done no that's good I am almost out of bullets okay can I drop bullets for you I also have traps out in the woods so if he it says he'll take some day I wish we could find like a pipe bomb and put that that in the meat and put that would be great I can see down your flare guns there's nothing in that what are you trying to do yeah I don't know where we went wrong but we went really well cuz we were like Tyler and I we were down to like a sliver of Health left and we ran out of bullets I thought that we were gonna like carefully plan this one execute the plan very cautiously then that was a mistake on your part yeah okay I'm just gonna head into the forest on my own all right have fun I'll be here to buy me the horror movies they're always like let's split up and it goes really well yeah that's our problems yeah they're sticking together man idiots you're right I think you're right about that I think you're absolutely right Oh God well well I'm dying you're dying Bigfoot you got me I forgot you oh no wait I see he's not coming to me oh [ __ ] he's coming to me oh god oh my god oh I did see the health go down and now I'm watching a cutscene so I'm only assuming that you would God he really he really is the whole goal was to Bigfoot but it turns out Bigfoot [ __ ] us well apparently yeah man he got me [ __ ] me he yeah he just not a happy person no he's working through some stuff house in Shaye's yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] you 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Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 3,026,075

Rating: 4.973814 out of 5

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Id: 6YVsO7CT5lg

Length: 29min 55sec (1795 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 05 2019